*Larry at a fancy restaurant*
Waiter: And is there anything I can get for you, Sir?
Louis: Yes. Can I have a cocktail please?
Waiter: Of course, Sir. I-
Louis: Honey, please not on our anniversary
Harry: But he said-
Louis: I know what he said and you aren’t getting any if you keep this immaturity up
Harry: No Louis tonight?
Louis: Depends on if you can stop acting like a child
Harry: Yeah I can do that
Waiter: Umm… Can I get you anything else or?
Harry: If you could add some humour to my boyfriend’s personality then that’d be great
Louis: Ah for fook’s sake