i have a lot of thoughts about this movie ahhhhh so good

pjo musical: the rundown

so i went to see the lightning thief with @angelicomma yesterday and um. oKAY GUYS GALS AND NONBINARY PALS LEMME TELL U ABOUT THIS MOTHER!FUCKIN! SHOW!!!! because it was SO GOOD this is just like. the short list of what i loved about it because oh my god 

prepare for the longest post ever 

  • the set was such an aesthetic? it was all very metallic like there was scaffolding and greek columns with graffiti on them? it was very chb and very nyc and overall a Blessing 
  • every time they needed to show a different location they’d do it with the lights so like there were these lights lining the scaffolding that would change color ?? in the underworld they’d flash red, yellow and orange and were made to look like fire and near the ocean theyd be blue and if they were talking about trees itd be green and! if they wanted u to focus on a certain part of the scaffolding it’d be a different light color than any of the other parts which was rad af
  • the overhead lights were used really well too like when percy was singing about being the son of poseidon or when there was water the lights would be blue and when they were in the forest theyd be green
  • there is an entire song about how they hate new jersey and how they refuse to die in the garden state. know this
  • the show was very low budget like oh my god it was great
  • they didnt make some of their own props so sally walked in once with a trader joe’s bag and also the most important bag in the world (containing the master bolt) was a fucking jansport 
  • their representation of water was just to attach toilet paper rolls to leaf blowers and turn the overhead lights blue like what even
  • they covered the first 4 rows in toilet paper at one point 
  • also they fuckin deca-casted everyone except for percy (chris mccarrell, the light of my life actually he was so good) 
  • jonathan raviv played chiron, auntie em, random chb girl in a bike helmet and braids (?), random tractor guy (?), a bus driver, a train conductor, hades, and poseidon and im probably missing someone. he had very distinctive characters for all of them not to mention horse puns 
    • “the gods are kind of dicks”
    • medusa’s eyes were just light up swim goggles
  • sarah beth pfeifer, who probably has the best comic timing ive seen ever, played clarisse, katie gardner, a fucking squirrel?, mrs. dodds, lotus casino girl, random camper assistant to mr. d, and thalia 
    • *chases annabeth down a flight of stairs with a sword while screaming* 
    • “for their sixteenth birthdays my friends all got cars. I got a fern and a mason jar!” 
    • “ARROWS ARE MADE WITH WOOD. I REFUSE TO PARTICIPATE IN AN ACTIVITY THAT CONDONES VIOLENCE AGAINST OUR ARBOR BRETHREN!”
  • they had the most roles and they were GREAT 
  • george salazar was such a wonderful grover and mr d oh man 
    • mr d’s whole gag was he’d kick a chair when he got pissed which was hysterical bc the camper assistant would start pouting every time and he also wanted to turn percy into a dolphin 
    • “grover, are you ever going to wear pants again?” “NOPE!” 
    • his solo song was about thalia and how he couldnt save her talk about EMOTIONAL he cried
    • dam jokes
      • we might have more drachmas if you didnt spend them on those DAM SNACKS” “HEY! IT WAS THE HOOVER DAM” 
  • let me talk about. carrie compere for like multiple hot seconds bc GODDAMN GIRL CAN SANG 
  • she was such a good sally. can she be my mom. she sang a song abt percy being special and wonderful and i got a lil teary 
    • “you saved my life, percy. It’s time i learned how to live it.” cryin g 
  • her silena was really funny? like very whiny but very funny.
    •  “every time i bring a boy home, my mom’s there in her nightie […] she steals my mascara and all my dates!” 
  • she also played sort of charon? underworld guide in this awesome gold dress (she looked SO GOOD) who smacked grover’s goat ass (?????) 
    • “you know, bringing people to the underworld isn’t my only job. I also have a band. wanna hear a demo?” “not really?” “sorry, i can’t hear you over this SWEET ASS RIFF” 
    • We got everyone! we got kurt kobain, we got beethoven. any requests?” “um, do you have josh groban?” “we will.” 
  • JAMES! HAYDEN ! RODRIGUEZ! was sO GOOD AS LUKE
  • THERE WAS A GOOD KID REPRISE AND I WAS SHOOKEN 
    • “being a good kid gets you nowhere at all” bruh 
  • they couldn’t have a scorpion onstage so luke just. fucking stabs percy in the back??? 
  • He was also a really funny ares and gabe!! 
  • ok and my gal KRISTIN STOKES 
    • fun fact abt me and kristin stokes ….. so we were walking in the same direction after stage door and so me and @angelicomma just walked with her….to the train…. she gave us dessert recs…… and talked about the show (she’s so salty about how rangey her big solo is but trust me she was so good on that song) and also waitress with us…. it was the best experience of all time she is so nice and cool and was wearing jurassic park leggings how rad is she oh my god
    • her annabeth? was awesome? she was witty and tough and aggressive and i was ABOUT IT 
    • she called out sexism all the damn time 
      • “annabeth, i get it. do you know how many schools i’ve been kicked out of?” “yeah, percy, but when boys mess up they get a second chance.” 
      • “hey, annabeth, who’s your dad?” “he’s a history professor.” “i thought everyone’s dad was-” “a god? that’s my mom. sexist.” 
        • longest yeah boi ever 
    • the moment where she betrayed luke at the end??? YES GIRL
  • chris mccarrell was such a perfect percy i am elated 
    • “Tartarus? LIKE THE FISH SAUCE???!!!?!?!” 
    • *swings riptide like a lightsaber while making lightsaber noises* 
    • *packages medusa’s head* “To Mount Olympus. Signed, Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase.” “the gods will think we’re impertinent!” “*winning smile* we are impertinent.” 
    • *pouts* “i know how to hold a sword! like this!” annabeth corrects him and he swings it “oh wow actually that’s a lot easier” 
    • in good kid he was like? running around the stage and climbing the scaffolding and shit? and i cried??? the no mom line was the WORST i wanted to actually scream and his voice is so pretty 
    • and he was so shook by his own powers oh man 
    • he was just. so good at the twelve year old thing it was fantastic he was all fidgety and Dramatic ™ god bless
    • he loves sally so much!!! all the demigods were salty af abt their parents and he was just quietly singing like “my mom loves hugs and scary movies” and i just. screamed quietly
  • there were rlly cute percabeth moments too. 
    •  percy’s knocked tf out the first time annabeth meets him (she infiltrates his dream a lil) and he sings a lil song abt how she’s beautiful and stuff and he wakes up and she’s all “YOU DROOL IN YOUR SLEEP” shook 
    • she shows up at capture the flag (percy hasnt officially met her yet) and he points at her and was just “gasps YOURE MY DREAM GIRL!” and annabeth side-eyes him hardcore and he goes “UM. THE GIRL. FROM MY DREAM.” 
    • “the god is my mom. sexist.” “NO NO I LOVE GIRLS!” annabeth is shook yet again and percy panics and is like “I MEAN UM THEYRE VERY NICE” 
      • percy gets serious side eye from luke
      • it’s great  
    • when percy gets stabbed they almost kiss and then grover RUNS ONSTAGE “HEY! here’s your ambrosia percy” goddamn it was DRAMATIC
  • im definitely missing shit but oh boy it was so so good
  • i’d kill a man for that soundtrack  
  • if you have the chance (and the money) it’s just. such an Experience and everything i could have ever dreamed of. the cast is great (and theyre all so freakin NICE s/o to kristin especially). 
  • i’d highly recommend it!!! A+ 1000/10
My Fanfiction Recommendations for DEH

DEAR EVAN HANSEN

Updated: 8/14/17

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO END IN SUGGESTIONS

:ONESHOTS:

Title: Stop Being So Cute
Author: howboutinotdothis
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Everyone Lives AU
Rating: G
Words: 1.5k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/10824270

Title: can’t find my way to you
Author: nosecoffee @nose-coffee
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Spider-Man AU
Rating: T
Words: 2.5k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11286006
(Has a prequel oneshot. God I’m so gullible for Spider-Man fics, save me. I really want more of this. Please????)

Title: I Think I Loaf You
Author: salemjune
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Bakery AU
Rating: T
Words: 2.5k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11275647
(Has a sequel oneshot. This???? Is???? Too?? Cute???? Ah fuck my cold heart can’t handle the fluff. But I really hope there is more of this, it’s really cute.)

Title: The Electrified Third Rail
Author: EmeraldAshes
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: College AU
Rating: T
Words: 3k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11282028
(Has a sequel oneshot, but this is really freakin adorable just sayin.)

Title: let us go then, you and I ( when the evening is spread out against the sky )
Author: wearealltalesintheend @wearealltalesintheend
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Hogwarts AU
Rating: T
Words: 3.3k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11297409

Title: Inked Flower
Author: Piper_Emerald @piperemerald
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Soulmate AU
Rating: T
Words: 3.7k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11142615
(I👏LOVE👏THIS👏FIC!!!!)

Title: it’s like i don’t know anything
Author: nosecoffee @nose-coffee
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Fake Relationship AU
Rating: T
Words: 4.5k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/10979769
(Has a sequel series!! And it’s really good!!!! I love this fic a lot. I love the humor and I love how Connor and Evan just get to know each other and it’s hilarious and cute and ahhhhh.)

Title: Bind
Author: Piper_Emerald @piperemerald
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Soulmate AU
Rating: T
Words: 5.3k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11630343

Title: Tree Tattoos
Author: sleepysweaters
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Soulmate AU
Rating: T
Words: 7.1k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11434641

:MINIS: (2-4 Chapters)

Title: one a.m.
Author: Piper_Emerald @piperemerald
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Coffee Shop AU
Rating: T
Chapters: 3/3
Words: 4.5k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11684427
(I kinda wish this went on for a little bit longer? But, then again this author already has ANOTHER coffee shop AU (that you’ll see) that is really good.)

Title: On Cacti, Adult Braces, and Sunshine
Author: yukiawison
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: College AU
Rating: G
Chapters: 2/2
Words: 8.7k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11319090
(Fuck, fuck, fuck. Why are these all so fluffy??? And the braces????? Ahhhhhhhh.)

:FINISHED SERIES:

Title: Headline News
Author: TheaterTherapy
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Thespian AU
Rating: T
Chapters: 10/10
Words: 12k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11354667

Title: Small Hot Chocolate, No Whip
Author: yukiawison
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Coffee Shop AU
Rating: G
Chapters: 6/6
Words: 20k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11056569
(Coffee Shop AUs are popular as you can see. But I enjoy them too, so whose complaining? This one is short and sweet and full of fluff!! (With a little angst but with Connor… y'know.))

Title: Stopping Time
Author: JustYourAverageFanboy
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Timer Soulmates AU
Rating: T
Chapters: 24/24
Words: 29k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11241084

Title: Pretending
Author: Piper_Emerald @piperemerald
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Fake Relationship AU
Rating: G
Chapters: 16/16
Words: 33k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11407836
(As you can maybe tell now, I’m quite a fan of this author.)

Title: Stars In Our Eyes
Author: HamiltonTrash
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Soulmate AU
Rating: M
Chapters: 16/16
Words: 42k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/10879824
(Has a finished sequel as well. I very much love this one as it was one of my first DEH fics and it’s pretty good for it being one of the first ones I read.)

Title: While You Were Sleeping
Author: Piper_Emerald @piperemerald
Ship: Tree Bros minor Galaxy Girls
Type: Based of the Movie
Rating: T
Chapters: 17/17
Words: 43k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11307684
(I don’t know the movie?? But I still really loved this fic. It’s kinda like a role reversal kind of fic, but not really. Idk but love it!)

Title: Black Hole
Author: aliensinflowercrowns @aliensinflowercrowns
Ship: Tree Bros minor Galaxy Girls
Type: Band AU
Rating: T
Chapters: 35/35
Words: 50k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11275152
(Has an ongoing prequel series. I’m so glad that the author and I talked and that they told me about this fic. Because it’s really great! Also… BALLET CONNOR OMFG ILOVEIT)

Title: Life Vest
Author: Piper_Emerald @piperemerald
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Coffee Shop AU
Rating: T
Chapters: 21/21
Words: 54k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11105676
(Ah, yes. This one. I really enjoyed this one. Especially with Connor’s character with his struggles with Zoe. It's… just so good. Read it.)

Title: Words Fail
Author: r_287
Ship: Tree Bros and Jared/Zoe
Type: Kinda??? Everyone Lives AU
Rating: NR (Major Character Death)
Chapters: 55/55
Words: 56k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/10463292
(I’m not really, at all, a fan of the ending of this fic (I mean, I get what they were TRYING to do but it just made a lot of the story useless) but I really liked the beginning and such. Only read if you like sad endings I guess?)

Title: The Desperate Type
Author: chchchchcherrybomb @chchchchcherrybomb
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Everyone Lives AU
Rating: T (Violence)
Chapters: 22/22
Words: 88k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/10549944
(Has multiple sequel oneshots and a prequel series. This. I just, I love this fic. SO MUCH! This was my very first DEH fic and I love every minute of it. If you haven’t read you must!! If you have, RE READ IT! I’ve re-read it so many time now I just love it.)

Title: Pain
Author: faraandmera @faronisisioni
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Everyone Lives AU
Rating: T
Chapters: 56/56
Words: 89k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/10960893
(I do like this one, I think Evan recognizing Connor is like him like Connor does (maybe) in the musical and decides to not give up on him. Idk. I like it when Evan battles his anxieties. Cuz it’s hard and it’s just really admirable.)

:ONGOING SERIES:

Title: This Isn’t The End
Author: aliensinflowercrowns @aliensinflowercrowns
Ship: Tree Bros minor Galaxy Girls
Type: Childhood Friends AU
Rating: T
Chapters: 2/?
Words: 3k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11770959/chapters/26536557
(I was super happy to see this appear on Tumblr. The story so far is very good and I really cant wait to see where it all leads to.)

Title: All My Hope
Author: Piper_Emerald @piperemerald
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Kinda Ghost AU
Rating: T
Chapters: 3/?
Words: 8k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11762676/chapters/26515191
(AHHHHHHHHH OMFG ITS ONLY THREE CHAPTERS SO FAR AND IM ALREADY SO HOOKED!!!! This is why they are one of my fav authors. Such an original idea and I can’t wait to see it play out!)

Title: You Saved My Life Once
Author: Alchemized_Angel @anatoleisaslut
Ship: Tree Bros minor Galaxy Girls
Type: Everyone Lives AU
Rating: M (Violence)
Chapters: 13/?
Words: 19k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11031336

Title: Between the Pages
Author: AriMarris @arimarris
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Librarian!Connor AU
Rating: E (Smut)
Chapters: 1/3
Words: 22k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11105562
(I’ve been following this fic since BEFORE it came out. I just fuckin love it okay? And I’m just waiting and WAITING FOR MORE!)

Title: The Accountant in the Blue Suit
Author: TheaterTherapy
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Office AU
Rating: E (Smut)
Chapters: 7/?
Words: 24k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11629449/chapters/26151939
(Fuck, fuck, this is too cute!!!! Ahh!! I thought it was gonna just be all angst (though it hints at it later) but this is actually really cute???!!!)

Title: All We Do Is Run
Author: Ann_Knightley
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: College Roommates AU
Rating: T
Chapters: 21/?
Words: 25k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/10982040
(I don’t really like the direction that the fic is planning on going (love triangles aint my thing), but before then it’s the best roommates fic I’ve read.)

Title: The Wrong Murphy
Author: HayleySykes_FandomQueen @theoperaghostsstudent
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Everyone Lives AU
Rating: NR
Chapters: 6/?
Words: 26k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/10686540
(This is cute! It is slow on updates but it’s worth it! Just… I like it a lot k?)

Title: Night Talks
Author: smokeandwhispers @nb-connor
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Sorta Telepathic Bond AU
Rating: T
Chapters: 13/?
Words: 30k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11506344

Title: Chromaticity
Author: The_Forgotton_Nobody @scarlett-ice
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Soulmate AU
Rating: T
Chapters: 10/20
Words: 31k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11110623
(This is really cute. I really love where the story is going right now.)

Title: Jump
Author: bazwrites @transjared
Ship: Tree Bros minor Galaxy Girls and Jared/OC
Type: Everyone Lives AU
Rating: M
Chapters: 27/?
Words: 54k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/10669914
(This is the most popular Tree Bros fic and it really deserves it. The writing is wonderful and I can’t help but just love it! I’m happy every time it updates.)

Title: Reinvention
Author: AceSparkleGirl @tearezicryrope
Ship: Tree Bros
Type: Connor and Evan were Friends Everyone Lives AU
Rating: T
Chapters: 31/?
Words: 60k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/10692267

Title: Light
Author: adrawnangel
Ship: Tree Bros Minor Galaxy Girls and Jared/OC
Type: Everyone Lives AU
Rating: M
Chapters: 29/?
Words: 78k
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11397288

Tea Party For 9

Pairing: The Men of The Avengers x Steve Rogers Daughter Sarah Rogers

Warning: This is ridiculous and well I think I’m funny sorry if you don’t. Haha

When Sarah wants a tea party, she manages to get her way with Uncle Tony’s help. She doesn’t hear the word no when it comes to her uncles, not a single one is willing to tell her no, even if that means being forced into Dress Up attire and using their manners. As long as it stays between the nine of them only.

@chrisevansthedoritobastard @holahellohialoha  
@almightyunnie @imamotherfuckingstar-lord  
@iwillbeinmynest @letsgetfuckingsuperwholocked
@goodnightwife @irepeldirt
@yourtropegirl  @bellejeunefillesansmerci 
@buckyb-avengers  @winterboobaer
@mrhowardstark @rileyloves5
@ria132love  @samanthaneedsanap
@theonlyparadox   @seargantbcky
@the-witching-hours12-3   @callamint 
@cryokinetic-cobain  @agentsinstorybrooke 

“Are you sure about this?” You sigh leaning against the wall as you watch your daughter run from her uncle Clint who was chasing her down for of course stealing one of his French fries, her little legs going as quick as they could.

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when you get scared on halloween and ask the boys to come over (guanlin scenario)

A/N: my second scenario on this blog!!! hehe. i wrote this since my first scenario wasn’t of guanlin (even though i started out writing that one as a guanlin scenario), and i really wanted to have a guanlin scenario on my blog, so tada… i… really hope you like this one as well.. ahhhhh idk im so new to this whole writing thing.. anyways hope you enjoy :-)

In hindsight it had probably been a terrible idea to watch a bunch of scary movies while you were at home by yourself on Halloween, if only you’d thought of that before you’d done it. You were normally fine with horror movies, but something about it being Halloween and the house being completely empty just creeped you out.

As a result you decided to call Guanlin and see if he wanted to come over and keep you company. Jaehwan had answered his phone though and that lead to all eleven of them showing up on your doorstep in ridiculous costumes with heaps of junk food and some more movies.

“The party has arrived.” Seongwoo shouted as he walked through your front door.

“Oh my god.” Guanlin groaned, coming to stand beside you while all the other boys made their way into your living room. “I’m sorry about them, they’re all hopped up on sugar and they really wanted to come over.”

You let out a small laugh and shook your head. “It’s fine, seriously, I just didn’t want to be alone.”

“You’re probably going to be re-thinking that decision by the end of the night.” He laughed and you both went and joined all the other guys.

A couple of movies and a whole lot of lollies later you could feel yourself beginning to fall asleep. It was a struggle to try and keep your eyes open enough to focus on the movie so you just gave up and closed them and before you knew it you’d drifted off to sleep.

You were woken again not too long after that when you felt a set of arms wrap around you and lift you from the couch. You managed to open your eyes just a crack and saw that Guanlin was carrying you back to your bedroom.

“Oh hey, you’re awake again.” He said quietly, a small smile making its way onto his face. “Did you want to go back out to the lounge room?”

You shook your head and yawned. “No, I’m probably going to crash again. You can put me down you know, I can walk the rest of the way.”

“Nah.” Guanlin scrunched up his face and shook his head in response. “I’ve got you and we’re almost there anyway.”

He was right, and less than a minute later he gently placed you down on your bed. You’d just crawled under the covers and got yourself comfortable when you felt him fall into the space beside you.

“Do you mind if I stay in here?” He asked, kicking off his shoes without waiting for an answer. “I don’t think the guys intend on going home tonight and if I ever have to share a couch with Jihoon again it will be too soon.”

You stifled a yawn as you nodded and lifted the covers so that he could get in. You barely heard him whisper good night as you once again fell asleep.

***

When you woke up the next time it was entirely Daehwi’s fault and if you weren’t so tired you might have tried to hit him. You could hear him talking to himself and the light from his phone was on so you put two and two together and figured out that he was probably recording a V Live.

You’d been so irritated at Daehwi for waking you up that at first you didn’t even notice that you were curled into Guanlin’s chest and he had one arm wrapped lazily around your waist. Just when that realization began to truly set in Daehwi burst into the room talking about something before he shoved the camera in Guanlin’s face.

“What have you got to say for yourself, huh Lai?” You managed the catch the end of his sentence.

“Go away Daehwi..” Guanlin mumbled, pulling his arm away from your waist so he could use both his hands to block the light from Daehwi’s phone. “We’re trying to sleep.”

“The two of you were looking awfully cozy, all cuddled up together and such.” He let out a loud laugh and you turned even more into Guanlin’s chest, trying to block him out completely.

“Dude you’re not even making sense, just leave us alone.”

“Fine, whatever, ruin all my fun.” Daehwi complained as he walked out of the room. “You guys are so adorable, it’s gross. I don’t want to see that anyway.”

The door to your room shut with a soft thud and Guanlin let out a loud sigh.

“He’s such an idiot.” He said mostly to himself. “I’m sorry if he woke you up.” The last part was obviously directed at you.

“It’s fine.” You muttered, already beginning to doze off again.

“I - um, is this alright?” He asked, referring to how close the two of you were at the moment. You thought that it was kind of cute that he was so worried.

Instead of responding you placed his arm around you again and moved closer to him.

“Okay, I’ll take that as a yes.” He said before he let out an actual giggle. “Good night.” He whispered once again before kissing your forehead softly.

All in all, despite how bad the night had started off, you had to say that it ended pretty well.

Trouble

This is a (VERY LATE) holiday fic for my non-fandom writing group SS, flutterby_cupcake_26 on AO3.

It’s SoMa. It’s sweet, sad, and sappy. I hope you find some enjoyment even if it’s not your fandom or pairing, and I’m so so so sorry for being the worst latest SS EVAH!

Thanks go to @sahdah for the eyes, the film suggestion, and also for doing a silly awesome thing when we talked about no shave November.

Sahdah’s no shave November post can be found here.

Read on AO3 or FFN.


Fuck no shave November, that’s all he has to say. Fuck no shave November, fuck Black Star for goading him into that ridiculousness, and most of all, fuck Maka for being so damned earnest, and so damned cute when she’s so damned earnest that he never has the heart to say no when it actually matters to her. Not that he really denies her anything much ever.

No, really, fuck Maka. He wishes. Which is probably the reason he’s in this mess. Well, more like sappy, gross, sentimental feelings. Refer back to that whole generally-forgets-the-word-no-when-she’s-around thing.


The girl is definitely trouble.

With an exaggerated sigh, Soul scowls at his own face in the mirror. Yeah, alright, he’s got a nice, full, white beard since he’d been too lazy to shave it off right away. And his usual mop of white hair under the silly red velvet cap. And a soft red suit now stuffed at the belly. So maybe he can pass for pop culture Santa, except the whole red eyes and mouth full of oddly sharp teeth that make him look more like Satan than Santa–hey, only a few letters off, really.

He grimaces at his own reflection, and actually, that’s better than the scowl that would surely send kids screaming for the hills. Makes him look just that bit less like the devil posing as jolly old Saint Nick.

“So are you coming out?” A voice calls from the other side of the dressing room door. Is he? No. Definitely no. Being seen in public this way, even in a lame costume shop smack in the middle of a run down strip mall, is surely some form of social suicide, good bye cool, goodbye dignity, goodbye self-respect.

“Yeah, whatever,” he says instead with another exaggerated sigh, his inability to say no to the girl on the other side of the door biting him in the ass for the umpteenth time this month alone.

Taking that last step to the door, Soul twists the knob and haltingly swings it open.

Ah, there she stands, his reason for the season, his cruel, cruel mistress, leaned so casually against the wall that he might be looking for new jeans rather than sealing his social suicide. Not that he’s ever been much for people. Goodbye, cruel world!

“Oh my god, Soul, you look–you look–”

Her grin is stretched so wide across her face that he’s sure it has to hurt, green eyes sparkling, and his heart does loop de loops in his chest cavity. Yes, Maka is trouble and he is in trouble, as usual.

“–Ridiculous?” Soul says before she can, the scowl firmly back in place in spite of the way her smile does funny things to his insides.

“I was going to say ‘adorable,’ but just at the moment, with that sour puss, you look like you want to maim me.”

Well, he sort of does. Not maim, but mark, maybe. Touch definitely. Then again, he always wants that with her, the unobtainable, so that’s easy enough to tamp down on. No, even more than that, just at the moment Soul wants to wither and die, or maybe disappear, anything to diminish the humiliation he feels as two teen girls trying on some sort of skimpy elf get ups come out from another dressing room and start giggling his way.

“Whatever.” He shrugs as Maka glares at the girls, and unlike his scowl, that sends them scampering back into their dressing room. Go figure.

“I told you this wouldn’t work–can we go now?”

“It’ll work if you can refrain from glaring at the world for a whole hour of your life.” She saunters up and puts a hand on his chest, stroking the material of the fuzzy red coat. Maka herself has donned an elf costume–short festive dress, pigtails, ears. She looks adorable. His scowl softens considerably at her proximity.

“Doubtful.” Soul offers her a flat stare.

“Do it for the kids?”

This earns her an eyeroll even if he knows she knows that yes, he is a marshmallow on the inside, and yes, he would indeed humiliate himself to make sick kids smile even if no one else on the planet but her might realize that. Well, maybe Wes, but he’s not here to back her claim.

“Then do it for the reward?”

“Reward?” He’s already going to do it and they both damn well know it, but hell, may as well get something for the trouble and complete loss of cool.

“Mmm hmmm,” she hums and smiles sweetly. “I’ll bake your favorite cookies.”

Maka’s a good baker and pretty much never bakes. His stomach rumbles at the thought. “It’s a start,” he mutters.

“And…” Her hand continues to stroke at the material of the red coat.

“And?”

“I’ll let you pick the movie tonight. Any movie, and I won’t say a word. Or retaliate.”

Well, that’s also something. It’s not his turn, and even when it is, if Soul picks something he knows Maka won’t like, she will pick the worst historical romance bullshit she can find the week after. There’s only so much coy flirting he can take, really, and the trite classical scores always give him childhood flashbacks he could do without.

“Getting warmer,” the concession is grumbled.

And, I’ll rub your back while we watch the movie.”

Ding ding ding we have a winner! Movie, cookies, and backrub with Maka. She’s hit the trifecta, and fuck it all if that sly smile doesn’t say she knows it.


Well, then.

“Fine, you win,” he grumble-sighs, and it’s only half for show because while he dreads the next hour, he has an evening of bliss ahead of him.

In the end, Soul supposes, an hour of Santa suit purgatory is a small price to pay.

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anonymous asked:

Opinion on serobaku and serokiri?

SeroBaku kills me in the sweetest way and SeroKiri brings me back to life when I feel dead inside and SeroBakuKiri is like heaven on earth tbh I love those ships they make me feel warm !!!

Anon said: Yes but i loved minas hair like that??? So either ur hair is also p good or ur art is just that great n I’m %99 sure that it’s both, also r u ever planning to post a picture of urself?? ? I’m sorry if this question makes u uncomfortable, have a nice day!!!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh thank you!!!!! And pictures aren’t really my thing so that’s probably not gonna happen, but I assure you you’re not missing anything by not seeing me, anon hahaha

Anon said: Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! ilu

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ヽ(o♡o)/  ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Anon said: Imagine Bakugo drawing pictures of his squad without them noticing. Like Kiri looking out a window or mina and Denki trying their best to study or sero scrolling on his phone. I wonder how they would react to finding his sketch book

I’m sobbing this is so nice ;A; Sero and Kaminari’s reaction would probably be along the lines of “how is this guy good at everything” haha I like the headcanon of Mina drawing too so her reaction would be a bit different, probably, but still very very awed 

meanwhile Kiri is on the ground dying

(Kiri is me)

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anonymous asked:

Prompt: Hekapoo steals Tom's diary mid "running with scissors" and gives it to Marco along with his newly earned scissors?

Ahhhhh! Tis was so fun to write! It’s a lot different than what I normally write because there’s hardly any dialogue in this! I hope you love it and enjoy it as much as I liked writing it! Enjoy!

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“You earned this too.” Hekapoo told Marco. Marco looked strange as the deity was standing with her head sticking out of the fiery portal. She was holding forward a ratty brown book. “Look, kid, just take it. It belongs to my little brother… but I think you should read it. He’d want you to read it.” Hekapoo promised, and she ducked out. Marco looked at it oddly and opened the cover, his mouth dropped open when he saw who it belonged to.

Tom the Demon

DO NOT READ OR I WILL KILL YOU

Yes Hekapoo that means you.

You too Star.

Marco bit his lip. This seemed personal and something he shouldn’t be meddling in. Hence the big warning on the inside of the cover. But Marco’s curiosity was peaked and he really wanted to know why it was Hekapoo thought he should read it. They were siblings? There was so much about the demon he didn’t know! And there was so much he felt like he HAD to know. Maybe because they were friends? And he actually liked Tom. He wanted to know what he was thinking, and make sure he was okay.

So Marco opened the book. The book was big and thick, and when he opened it the first handwriting was sloppy and thick, like a child’s. It was written in odd, sloppy, symbols, but when Marco touched it the book glowed and translated to english.

Hello!

My name is Tom and Rose told me to write in here. She said it would help me learn. Rose also said that I didn’t just have to write the classic symbols, I could write what I want!

Marco smiled at the passage that was most likely written by Tom when he was very young. Marco flipped through dozens of pages to try and find what Hekapoo was talking about, it had to be recent. In the timeframe of when he and Tom knew each other. Marco flipped to the later passages and kept reading.

I never actually wrote in here for a long time. Dad said it was stupid and childish. But I really have some stuff I need to say. I’ll just burn the pages later. I asked Star to go with me to the Blood Moon Ball a while back, and she said yes. But it was ruined when her friend Marco came in and stole the dance. That’s not important now. Bottom line is I kidnapped him today because he lied about dating Star. I was messing with him for a while, I think he actually thought I would kill him, but then we started talking and he was being really nice to me. Like giving me advice and stuff. It was nice of him and it made me happy to know there are people out there who care enough to take the time to help others. So I talked to Star and we talked and I apologized for the first time, for real. And I felt really good about it. I’m supposed to hate Marco, and I do! But I think he’s a good person, and I think I’m going to try to be more like him. And maybe less like what my dad wants me to be.

Marco was astounded by the passage. Tom thought he was a good person? He hated him! Marco looked down at him and reread it over and over again. “He wants to be like me?” Marco asked himself. He didn’t know that the conversation they had over ping-pong helped Tom out that much. But it did. Marco smiled a bit and turned the page.

I made a really big mistake. I agreed to do that stupid thing for anger management and spend time with Marco without getting angry. But I messed up and freaked out on him. I don’t know what it was actually. I was just going to hiss and rolled my eyes at him, and act annoyed. It wasn;t a big deal. But the thought of him wanting to leave made me feel… bad? I don’t know what it is, but, when he seemed so keen on going to the movies and ending our night together I just started to feel sad and kind of hurt. So I lashed out like I always do. I wish I could say I’m sorry in person, a real apology. But I can’t bring myself to talk to him. So I did the most logical thing and cursed him with naysayer.

Marco fell back at this. “I thought he cursed me with Naysayer a long time ago? Not after our night together?” He whispered. Did Tom lie about that? He must have because the journal kept a totally different story than the one he claimed to be real. Marco flipped the page and was taken back by how the words turned more angry.

JACKIE LYNN THOMAS! THAT MORON ASKED OUT JACKIE LYNN THOMAS! What the hell is so great about her!? She’s blonde? I can be blonde! She can skate? Big deal! I can surf on lava! She’s not impressive and I hate her.

Marco raised his eyebrow at the short passage. “Does Tom even know Jackie?” Marco asked himself. He didn’t think he did. But this passage expressed some deep hate for the girl. Marco made a face. This was all beginning to sound strange. How did all of these connect? Tom seemed to have a lot going on in his head that he just wasn’t putting down on paper. Marco turned the page, hoping to find another clue, but he got much more than that.

I’m in love with Marco Diaz.

That was all it said. Marco gasped and slammed the book closed. That couldn’t be true! Tom hated Marco! That was how it always was. He was the person he hated most, Tom said so himself. But this said something totally different. Marco picked the book up and held it against his chest. He was actually beginning to feel… happy? Tom liked him! Tom LOVED Him! This actually made Marco joyful! He squealed and looked at the sentence Tom wrote over and over. Marco smiled and took his scissors, cutting a hole in the air.

“Hey Tom?” Marco called. He had to say something! He had to tell him he read this and felt the same way! Tom poked his head out of the other room and Marco held the book out. Tom’s face went totally pale and shocked and he looked completely unable to place. He looked like he was either going to cry and become enraged with Marco, but Marco cut him off. “Tom! I can’t believe…” Marco trailed off. “I took this by mistake… thinking it was mine. But I saw your name in it and brought it back.” Marco lied, all of the sudden feeling a lot shier.

Tom’s tense and distressed expression relaxed completely. It looked like someone just told him news he’d been praying for. “Oh.” Was all Tom could muster. “You didn’t read it?” Tom asked. Marco shook his head.

“I saw it had demon symbols, and it changed I read your name and it said not to read it. So I brought it back here.” Marco responded. Tom smiled and took the book.

“Thanks for returning it to me, I um…” Tom cut himself off before he blabbed something he wanted to keep secret. “You didn’t read any of it?”

“Nope. Not a word.”

I wrote 365 notes and put them in a jar as a year long present for my girlfriend

I took most of them out because they are inappropriate.

This is dedicated to Meghan McCarthy.

everyone loves a love note…365 of them

1.)   I am in love with you. Ok.

2.)     Your voice is the cutest thing ive ever heard.

3.)     I love when you cook for me. Its so sexy

4.)     I love being with you

5.)     I love you for putting up with my bullshit

6.)     I love when you sing really loudly in the car

7.)     I love that you picked up my habits

8.)     Your eyes are amazing

9.)     I tell you to post more selfies because you are GORGEOUS

10.)   You are the most lovable person EVER

11.)   I made all these notes because I LOVE YOU

12.)   I love that you like to do nothing but as long as its with me its ok

13.)   I love that you are not a little brat

14.)   Try and make today the best day EVER

15.)   The measure of who we are is what we do with what we have

16.)   The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched, they must be felt with the heart

17.)   Kiss me on the check this morning. It warms my heart

18.)   I love your gorgeous smile

19.)   Your laugh is so lovable and contagious

20.)   You are incredibly funny

21.)   Change your thoughts and you change your world

22.)   Be happy, It makes other happy too

23.)   I envy your pooping skills

24.)   I love that you apologize for everything

25.)   I love you because you get me

26.)   I love your passion for home stuff

27.)    I love that you love me

28.)   I love how we met, its movie material

29.)   I love that you want to be an actor

30.)   I love your smile. Its contagious

31.)   If you’re reading this you still love me and I love you for that

32.)   I love that you are competitive also

33.)   I love that you are loving

34.)   I love how nosy you are.

35.)   Everyday feels like a vacation with you

 

36.)   I love that it feels like we just met and I love you

37.)    

38.)   I love when you say. Bettaar bettarrr bettaarr bettarr ahhhhh

39.)   I love that your farts don’t make noise

40.)    

41.)   I love that you are anti-social also but we try

42.)   I love you for dreaming about a future with me

43.)   I love when you wear my clothes

44.)   I love that you are a money hoarder

45.)   I love how I have to force you to buy something

46.)   I love your blonde hair. It always smells good.

47.)   I love that you snore. Its extremely cute

48.)   I love that you love Steel too

49.)   I love how well you treat me

50.)   I love that you pretend to be a bad cook

51.)   I love that we can be in our mid 20s and still act like little kids

52.)   I love how you listen to me

53.)   I love your sarcasm

54.)   North Carolina was A LOT of fun with you

55.)   I love getting drunk with you even though we both hate alcohol

56.)   I love when I ask for a snack you still get it for me

57.)   I love you cause youre the sexiest woman alive

58.)   I love your money hoarding problem

59.)   I love that you put up with my grossness

60.)   I love that you say sorry for no reason

61.)   I love that you miss me when im in another room even though we live in a loft

62.)   I love your sarcasm

63.)   I love binge watching shows with you

64.)   I love that you let me watch football

65.)   I love “Meghan Day”

66.)   I love Meghan Mondays

67.)   I love when you make vines in front of me. Its super cute

 

68.)   What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say.

69.)   I love how you have accepted my extreme ADD

70.)   Tough times NEVER LAST but tough people do

71.)   Keep your face to the sunshine and you can never see the shadow

72.)   The power of imagination makes us infinite

73.)   Your mom reminds me of mine. Shes awesome

74.)   Make today your MASTERPIECE

75.)   Tell me to whisper in your ear that I LOVE You this morning

76.)   I love that we do nothing but as long as its together

77.)   Light tommorow with today

78.)   I love that you make me smile

79.)   I love how easy going you are

80.)   I love that youre easy to love

 

81.)   I love how you want to be with me 24/7

82.)   I love making videos with you

83.)   I love that you appreciate the little things in life

84.)   I love listening to music with you

85.)   I love that you let me play video games

86.)   I loved spending time with your family on thanksgiving

87.)   I love that you support everything I do

88.)   I love getting bagels with you in Atlanta and watch you get recognized

89.)   I love being sarcastic to the guy who wouldn’t switch with you

90.)   I love the way your farts smell…Oh wait they don’t

91.)   I appreciate your fart cupping ability

92.)   I love that your always hungry

93.)   I love kissing you all over

94.)   Tell me to give you a massage today you deserve it for being hot

95.)   I love how jealous you get

96.)    

97.)    

98.)   I love how many times you poop in a day

99.)   I envy your popping abilities. You prob pooped twice this morning

100.) I love waking up to those beautiful eyes

101.) I love how you sleep like a rock

102.) I love that you make me a better person

103.) I love making youtube videos with you

104.) I love how you accept my farts

105.) I love your brain. Youre smart. Can I have it?

106.) I love wathicng movies with you

107.) I loved taking you on 5 dates in north Carolina

108.) I love your dancing

109.) I love waiting in the airport with you. There s nowhere else to be than with you

110.) I think we both made a great decision to live with eachother

111.) I love living with you

112.) I love when you cuddle me

113.) I love how everybody loves you

114.) I love your clean humor on vine and that you try to set a good example like me

115.) I love that you are Irish…Kiss me this morning

116.) I love that you are open to anything

117.) I love that you love HGTV too

118.) I love that you never smell

119.) I love how beautiful you are

120.) I love how we met

121.) I love taking pictures with you

122.) I love when you kiss me. Do it now.

123.) I love how we have no friends

124.) Your family is awesome

125.) I love how much you love dogs

126.) I love when you drive because you are really not bad compared to other girls

127.) I love that you love to pop my zits

128.) I love how independent you are

129.)  I love when you make fun of me

130.) I love when you sing in the car

131.) I love making all these notes for you

132.) I love your sense of humor

133.) I love cooking with you

134.) I hope you still love me

135.) Everyday I fall more in love you

136.) Be jealous all you want. I only love you

137.) I love the fact that we met through an app

138.) I love that we met because of vine but only made 1

139.) I love your vines

140.) I love your cleanliness

141.) I love that you put up with my dirtiness

142.) I love how supportive you are

143.) I love taking showers with you

144.) I love that you fake tan even though it doesn’t matter cause your still beautiful

145.) I love dancing with you

146.) I love that you love to hold my hand

147.) I love showing you off

148.) I love your style

149.) I love your sense of style

150.) I love your honesty

151.) I love your modesty

152.) I love your cute little nose and ears

153.) I love your face

154.) I love playing games with you

155.) I love touching you all over

156.) I love the way you distract me

157.) I love how you love my flaws

158.) Doing things are better with you

159.) I love that you aspire to have house with me one day

160.) I love how tolerant you are with how long it takes me to think of a gift for you

161.) Im always so proud of everything you do

162.) I loved watching you at behind the vine

163.) I love how you always have nice things to say about me

164.) I love how happy you make me

165.) I hope I can put a smile on your face this morning

166.) I love how polite you are

167.) I love the way you comfort me

168.) I love how nothing annoys you no matter how hard I try

169.) I love that you randomly bought me shark socks…I love them

170.) I love your values and morals

171.) I love how much effort you put into me

172.) I love that you comfort me when I feel homesick

173.) I love the way you tell stories

174.) I love how these notes could never end

175.) I love how we want to share everything with eachother

176.) I love the idea of so many things with you

177.) I love the idea of going to many places with you

181.) I get happy everytime I see a picture of you

182.) I love that you sometimes think im funny

183.) I love how loyal you are

184.) I love hugging you randomly

185.) I love the way you say my name. Joe aaaaaaa

186.) I love that we sleep in together

187.) I love how you value my opinion

188.) I love how you get me to talk

189.) I love how much I admire you

190.) I love how you make me feel that I can do anything

191.) I love when you tell me you love me

192.) I love listeneing to you talk

193.) I love how you worry about me

194.) I love how you accept me for who I am

196.) I love how much you’ve taught me about myself

197.) I love how you taught me how to behave in a relationship

198.) I love thinking about you

199.) I love how I can always be there for you

200.) I love how incredibly cute and adorable you are

201.) I love that I found love

202.) I love all your instagram photos

203.) I love that haven’t broken up with me

204.) I love that you still are with me

205.) I love that you ask if I love everyday. Ask me again. The answer will be YES

206.) I love that how supportive your mom is of you

207.) I love how you motivate me to do things

208.) MY heart gets warm around you

209.) Please don’t break up with me

210.) 4 months together isn’t long at all considering how long we will be together in the future

211.) I want to live in a house with you

212.) I love writing these notes for you. I hope you love them..and me

213.) I loved going to the collab party with you because I got to show you off

214.) I love how there has been a drink named after you

217.) I hope you love me as much as I love you

218.) I love how you fold my clothes

219.) I love how you accept my weirdness

220.) I love how hard you tried to figure out what I was making for you

221.) I love night swimming with you

222.) I love that you love Christmas decorations

223.) I love how similar we are

224.) I love decorating our apartment together

225.) I love how we love the same things

226.) I love how you let me watch sports

227.) I love eating healthy with you

228.) I love how you tell me how sexy I am

229.) I love following you around while you shop

230.) I love that you think im smart

231.) I love how incredibly cute you are

232.) Thank god you accepted to meet up with us in Atlanta

233.) I love how calming you are

234.) I love your curves

235.) Im extremely excited to give you this gift

236.) Tell me to take you out to dinner tonight because youre hot

237.) Im yours today. Tell me to do something for you

238.) I love that we have the same morals and values

239.) I love that I couldn’t ask for a better girlfriend

240.) You are truly the best girlfriend EVER

241.) I love telling you how sexy you are

242.) I love how much you care about me

243.) I love your glasses

244.) I love that you love sentimental gifts

245.) I love how much clothing you have but never know what to wear

246.) I love staring at you when you walk by me

 

248.) I love how laid back you are

250.) I love that you love to dress up for me

252.) I love how down to earth you are

255.) I love that you swept me off my feet

256.) I love that you show me how much you love me everyday

257.) I love watching TV with you

258.) I love that you hate people too

259.) I love calling you love

260.) I love how you can always be there for me

261.) I love how thoughtful you are

262.) I love how cute you are and how you love cute little things

263.) I love how you forgive me when I say stupid shit

264.) I love how you put up with my mumbling

265.) I love how you make me feel like the luckiest guy ever

266.) I love how you always want to see me

267.) I love that we moved in together

268.) I will never get tired of looking at that beautiful face

269.) Its impossible for you to be annoying because you are too cute

270.) I love how you appreciate the small things

271.) I love how respectful you are

272.) I love how I always miss you

273.) I love that you are always hungry

274.) I love how funny you are

275.) I want to do EVERYTHING with you

276.) I love how you love animals

277.) I love surprising you

278.) I love you think im a bad texter, so we moved in together

279.) I love your strange sleeping noises

280.) I cant wait to make more memories together

281.) Lets make a memory today

282.) I love you more than all the love in this jar

283.) I love how you always say thank you

284.) I love how you think some things are gross when they aren’t

285.) I love how I can feel like I can tell you anything

286.) I fell more in love with you after writing these notes

287.) I don’t think its possible to love you more

288.) I love standing beside you

289.) I love how you offered to help me with my school work

290.) I love every single little thing about you

291.) I love the way you spoil me

292.) I love the way you pamper me

293.) I love how passionate I can be with you

294.) I love all the expressions you make on your face

295.) I love being yours

296.) I love cherishing every second with you

297.) I love how you always know the right things to say

298.) I love how much ive learned from you

299.) I love how my heart feels warms when you tell me you love me

300.) I love how much I can trust you

301.) I love holding you close to me

303.) I wouldn’t change a single thing about you

304.) I love making plans with you

305.) I love thinking about what the future holds with you

306.) I love singing with you in the car

307.) I love how open-minded you are

308.) If I had friends I would brag about you all the time

309.) You make me smile all the time

310.) I hope you love me as much as I love you

311.) I love going to vegas with you

312.) I love how you always make me laugh

313.) I loved our little road trip from the lake house to charlotte then to your house

314.) I appreciate everything you do for Steel

315.) I love taking you out on dates

316.) I love how much you respect me

317.) I love your cooking

318.) I loved the notes you wrote for me

319.) I love how we can tell each other anything

320.) I love how much I Love you

321.) Id rather do nothing with you than something with someone else

322.) I love your face. You are gorgeous

323.) I love that I can never be mad at you because you are way too cute

324.) I love you because you make me a better person

325.) I love how you excited you get over the little things

326.) I love how much you show me that you love me

327.) Im extremely proud to be called your boyfriend

328.) I love how much other people adore you

329.) I love that you can forgive me for going full retard

330.) I love you for being you

331.) I love laying on the couch with you and talking

332.) I love how you warm my feet in bed with yours

333.) I love that you are not afraid to cry. Its super cute

334.) Everything you do is too cute to handle

335.) I love that you know how to play golf

336.) I loved going to bloody point with you

337.) I love that you accept my terrible music

338.) I still feel like it was yesterday when I met you

339.) I love that you don’t let the haters get to you

340.) I love that people look up to you cause you are amazing

341.) Im extremely happy that vine was invented

342.) I love that we have so much in common

343.) I love gambling with you

 

344.) I love kissing you gorgeous lips

345.) You make going places fun and exciting

 

 

 

best friend to boyfriend: wonwoo
  • you met him in middle school during his emo phase because you were one of the only people who understood him
  • except you know he’s not actually emo, he just has a lot of thoughts that go deeper than everyday small talk
  • he’s a good friend for whenever you have an existential crisis bc he may not have all the answers but he knows what you’re going through
  • you’re both solitary people so you guys hang out at the schoolyard or at the park, sitting next to each other on the swing sets, your feet barely skimming the ground
  • if he’s not talking to anyone he probably has his earbuds in
  • he listens to rap music but it’s mostly unknown rappers with more inspirational/thoughtful lyrics
  • he writes his own lyrics and poetry and keeps them all in a black notebook but if he doesn’t have that on hand he’ll use the notes on his iPhone
  • never lets anyone read his stuff, not even you, because it’s his outlet for expressing his emotions so he knows it isn’t that good
  • but he likes sharing some stuff with you
  • like his favorite music
  • one time he gave you one of his earbuds and said “listen to this song that just came out” and it was by this up-and-coming rapper on soundcloud
  • everyone else told him the song was just “okay” but you thought the song was really good and he was like “you really think so?” and you were like “yeah” 
  • five months later said rapper got really popular and everyone at school was listening to them and you and wonwoo were like “but WE knew about them first”
  • he seems moody but he’s really not
  • he’s actually v weak for cute people
  • and hey, you’re a cute person
  • you see where this is going
  • he’s scared to tell you that he likes you so he starts writing a bunch of songs and poems about you
  • one time he wrote a poem about you that was so intense he stayed up until one in the morning writing it
  • sometimes he’ll write drabbles about you with the notes on his iPhone and you saw him doing this and you were like “wyd” and he pulled away and he was like “…..nothing……”
  • as you get to know him better you find out that he has quite the sense of humor 
  • one time he was opening a door and as he grabbed the doorknob he said “i’m sorry, i need to get a handle on things” and you were like ……*facepalm*……
  • he’s the type to laugh at anything and whenever he laughs you’re like !!!!!! 
  • his laugh is so important to you
  • and his nose crinkle !!!! incredible
  • you were studying with him at the library once when he left real quick to go find another book and you noticed that he left his black notebook right next to you
  • you made sure he couldn’t see you before you slid the book in front of you and took a quick peek into it
  • you opened the page to that really long poem he wrote about you and you were like……this is so beautiful…..and romantic……and dEEP…..wow……
  • wonwoo returned and found you reading his notebook and he was like OH NO
  • once you noticed him staring at you with his eyes wide and his hands white-knuckle gripping his books you slammed the notebook shut and you two were just staring at each other
  • he’s like wHAT DID YOU READ
  • and you’re like NOTHINGGGGG
  • he sits down next to you and he’s like “just be honest, what did you read”
  • so you say, “well…..there was this one poem that was really long but it was so beautiful…..”
  • and he’s like FRICK 
  • he’s trying so hard to not flip out but he has lost all of his chill 
  • you tell him that poem was really nice though and it’s one of the greatest things you’ve ever read and he’s like “…..really?”
  • and you’re like “yeah, i love it”
  • and he’s like “oh…..”
  • there was this awkward silence before you apologized for getting into his notebook bc you should have respected his privacy
  • he’s like “it’s okay…..it’s just…….that one poem…..it’s about you”
  • and you’re surprised like ????? he wrote that poem about me ?????
  • he admits that he likes you and asks you to go out with him
  • he’s so nervous but you’re like “heck yeah i’ll go out with you”
  • ahhhhh he’s so happy 
  • he loves taking you to the bookstore and to the movies and to cute lil stores in the city
  • one time you guys were walking around in the city holding hands when wonwoo pointed at something and said “WHAT’S THAT OVER THERE”
  • and you’re like WHAT
  • and when you turned back to him he put his hand on your cheek and kissed you
  • wonwoo is the best boyfriend a person could have
Visitor (Yugyeom)

Request: A scenario with yugyeom where you get injured in a car crash and he visits you everyday in the hospital. You don’t really know him but he goes to your school, but you become closer to him.

Length: 1,861 words

Genre: Fluff/Angst

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HQ!! Rarepair Week- DAY 3: Date

Title: As if His Insides Were the Ones Being Tattooed

Pairing: Kuroo Tetsurou x Sugawara Koushi

Rating: T for language

Summary: AU Setting where Kuroo is an excellent tattoo artist and has his first meeting with Sugawara again after so long; the angel approaches him with how he wants his first tattoo to be done by Kuroo himself. As a result, Kuroo wants to get to know him better as well as prep him  before giving Suga his first tattoo.

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Shall I compare thee to a summers day... bc youre hot as fuck

thominewt college au

~all newt wanted to do was totally-not-stalk minho and those fine biceps during track practice, but a certain lacrosse player with messy brown hair and legs that went on for days appeared to have other plans~

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House Party: Omaha/Magcon imagine

; Hello everyone! this is my first ever imagine, so please be gentle. This imagine is loosely based off the song “House Party” by Sam Hunt. Enjoy! ;



I flipped through the channels on the tv before setting on a “That’s 70’s show” rerun. It was a Friday night, and I was currently sitting on my couch with a bowl of mint chocolate chip ice cream in front of me. I scooped a little bit into my mouth, and then picked up my phone, deciding to scroll through my twitter feed. There was nothing particularly interesting, until my eyes landed upon a tweet.

@jackjackjohnson: With the boys! Wonder where the night will take us.

The tweet was attached to a picture that included Gilinsky, Kenny, Sammy, Nate, Nash, Matt, Cameron, and Wes. I quickly exited out of twitter and pulled up my contacts, calling the boy who sent the tweet.

“Yo, Y/N, what’s up?!” Jack answered happily. I sighed before replying.

“Not a whole lot. I’m currently in front of my couch, with my only friend, Ben and Jerry’s. What are you up to?”

“Ah, me and the boys are just chilling at our place. Sammy apparently heard of some party that’s happening tonight, but who really knows. You wanna come out with us?”

I thought about Jack’s offer for a little bit. Yeah, I wanted to hang out with the boys, but at the same time, all I wanted to do was curl up on the couch and watch some movies. I just wasn’t in the mood to be alone tonight.

“Oh J, I don’t know. I wanna see you guys, but I’m not really feeling the whole “party” scene tonight. I’m struggling right now.” I sighed, contemplating my options. I could stay home by myself, or I could go out and enjoy myself with all of them. I just don’t want to ruin their mood if I’m not 100% in the mood to be out.

“I don’t want you to be uncomfortable, Y/N. You do what you want to do. Just know we all miss you. Don’t we boys?” I heard Jack turn and ask the other boys around him. I soon heard them yell things such as ‘We miss you so much!” and “I want to see you!”. I giggled softly at their reactions, before speaking to Johnson.

“You guys go, have fun. Don’t worry about me. Snapchat and text me throughout the night, I want to live vicariously through you” I told him.

“Alright babe, will do. Love you. We’ll come get ya for a day sometime soon” Jack replied. I could hear the smile in his voice.

“Love you more. Have fun, be safe” My maternal instinct coming out before I hung up the phone.

About an hour had passed since I got off the phone with Johnson. I had made it through 2 “That’s 70’s Show” reruns and was just about to start the third when I heard a knock on my door, followed by multiple muffled voices. I started to panic, not knowing who it could be. I quickly looked around my living room for some sort of weapon before settling upon the vase that sat in the middle of my coffee table. There was another knock on the door, and I tiptoed my way to the front door. I took a deep breath in before opening up the front door and raising the vase above my head, ready to knock out whoever stood on the other side of the door.

“Ahhhhh!” I heard the people scream when I opened up the door and they saw me standing with the vase, causing me to scream in response.

“Y/N, what the hell?!” I heard a familiar voice yell at me. I slowly lowered the vase and looked at the figures standing in front of me.

“Jack? Good god, you scared the shit outta me. What are you guys doing here?” I said as I noticed all of the guys standing behind him.

“Well, we figured since you didn’t want to come out with us, we’d just bring the party to you” Jack replied, flashing me a smile. I grinned back at all of them, stepping to the side to let them in. They each gave me a hug as they walked in, and I couldn’t help but be internally grateful that I had such an amazing group of friends.

Gilinsky walked over to my TV, turning it off, and set up his laptop and speakers. “Feelin’ Myself” quickly blared out of the speakers, filling up the house with noise. I made my way into the kitchen, where the rest of the boys were quickly filling up their cups with drinks. I walked over to Kenny, who handed me a cup. I took a sip of it and soon the taste of coconut and carbonation filled my mouth.

“Malibu and Sprite. My favorite” I said, grinning at him. He smiled back, throwing his arm over my shoulder.

“What can I say, I know what my girl likes” he replied, bringing me into the living room with him. The boys had already moved the coffee table out of the middle of the room, making a mini dance floor. Nash was in the middle, attempting to move his body in a fluid motion, but failing miserably. I laughed at the sight. Nate came over to join Kenny and I, taking a spot next to me.

“So, how’s your night now, lil mama?” He asked. I glanced at him, before looking at everyone else in my living room. I took in the sight of all the boys dancing and laughing, taking swigs of their drinks.

I turned to Nate, grinning as I said “I couldn’t ask for a better house party”

My beautiful people here I am <3 Hope you all are having an amazing day!
Hope you all enjoy the new part :D <3

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“Bad boy stole my heart” Jungkook story - Part 17

You woke up next to Jungkook in his bed..When you turned to other side,Jungkook was still sleeping.
In a long time you woke up in his bed.You felt kind of happy waking next to Jungkook again.
He cried all night yesterday,you couldn’t calm him down no matter how much you try.Also you cried a little with him.
Both of you layed on his bed,he was breathing heavy because of the crying.
“Calm down Jungkook..Stop crying” you wisper to him
He slowly moved his hand and take yours in his.You let him hold your hand and just watch him.
After 30 minutes he calmed down.

“I am sorry” he looked at you
“I know you are” you looked at him
“I’m jealous” he said looking at the ceiling
“Jealous of what?” you asked
“You and Jimin” 
You stayed silent not knowing what to say.
“And I am sorry for yelling at you” he apologized again
“Why did you yell that much?” you looked at him and Jungkook sighs
“I broke inside when I saw you two talking,because..I am afraid that you will be with Jimin again” Jungkook said
“Jimin and I decided to just be friends..Because three of us fight a lot more when Jimin and I are together” you laugh and look trough the window
Jungkook bites his lip nervously when you said that..He thought how much there we a lot of fights.
“That is not true” Jungkook said and you turn your head towards him 
“We..Fight more over stupid things” 
“I know” 
“Is it always gonna be like that?” Jungkook looks at you 
“Honestly..We will have nice time,but there will always be something and we will fight” you sigh and look at Jungkook’s eyes
“What if I try to be a good guy?” 
“I think you can’t do that” 
“What if I try hard because of the person that I care about the most?”
“When I say I trust you,I end up being wrong,because you always do something to me or we have an big fight” you explain

Jungkook stood up and went over to the window.
“I don’t want to lose you Y/N” he said looking trough the window

You stared at him standing there and looking trough the window.He would always hold his hands in his pockets,and stand looking so cold.His head always holding high,chest out,just everything about him was so addicting.That’s why girls want him,but all they are is afraid.Yes,you were afraid in the begging,because he was standing close to you,every word would be mean,but you liked that.Actually,you loved that.
A boy who you would never espect to fall in love with.A boy who doesn’t care about if he hurts someone.
You fell in love with a boy who has no feelings,who has a black heart inside of him.There was just something that kept making you go back to him.
Was it love towards him? Yes it was.
Even you can’t understand yourself that you love Jungkook,you just do.No matter what person he is,even if you guys fight he still looks beautiful to you.No matter how much he hurts you,still you realise you are in love with that pain he keeps giving to you.
He will always make your heart skip a beat.

He is a devil and you are his angel..You are the angel who calms him down and makes him feel happy again,he forgets about his bad state,he’s a good boy when he’s with you.

You thought how Jungkook always acts tough no matter what the situation is..But he broke down few times,he cried and it’s all because of you.
You really got inside of him,his heart.
You know he can’t be a good boy,even thought he is sometimes,but he’s a bad guy,that is who he is.

He would kiss you and make you feel happy again,but then push you away from him,making you feel like shit.But you didn’t care of what does he do,all you cared about is that you love him.

“I think you can’t lose me,even if you try” you smiled
Jungkook laughs
“I can always find you” he looked at you
“Exactly” you looked at him
“Do you wanna take a walk?” he asked looking trough the window
“What? Now? It’s like 3am Jungkook” you said checking your phone
“I don’t care” he said
“Let’s do it” you said standing up

Jungkook took his hoodie and put it over his white T-shirt.
You two walked quietly downstairs and go outside.

Only you two were walking down the street at this time.
“Do you like silence?” Jungkook looked at you
“Sometimes I do” you said
“I love it” he smiled
“Why?” 
“I can think more about everything” he looked down at you
“Oh” you said nodding your head

Jungkook and you walked together in silence.
Few guys were singing out loud and drinking their beer.
“Stop Jungkook” you stop to walk
“What?” he asked
“I..I am kind of scared to walk pass them” you looked down
“If they do something to you,I’ll kick their ass” Jungkook looked straight into your eyes,meaning it.You nodded your head.

You both continue to walk..
“Oh look who we have here!” one of the guys yell and your heart stops how scared you were
“Don’t pay attention” Jungkook wispers to you
You two walk pass them
“HEY YOU TWO! STOP” same guy yells after you two
“Stay calm” Jungkook looked at you
“What if they come to us?” you looked at him 

Jungkook didn’t say anything.A guy and one more camed towards you two and grab your shoulders and push you back hard.
“I said stop” a guy shouts at you two
“What do you want?” Jungkook looked at the guy
“Your girl looks pretty…” a guy smiled at you and you sigh and start to feel nervous
“Leave her alone” Jungkook said coldly to the guy
The guy ignored Jungkook and camed towards you,started to touch your waist.
“HEY!” Jungkook yells and pushes the guy away from you 
“Don’t fucking touch me!” a guy yells and punches Jungkook

You froze and didn’t know what to do.The other guy went behind Jungkook and grab his hands.
“STOP!” you shout but the guy kept punching Jungkoook in the stomach so hard.
Seeing Jungkook getting beaten up is the worse thing you saw.
“STOP IT!” you shout and push away the guy

Other guy let’s go of Jungkook and he falls on the ground.
“DON’T DO THAT!” you shout again looking at him
The guy just smiles and pushes you hard and you fall on the ground.
“You’re pretty,but I won’t hurt you” guy smiled and he goes away

You stood up feeling blood going out of your arm.You cut yourself hard on the ground,because there was broken glass.
“Jungkook” you come over to him and help him stand up
“I..I’m okay” Jungkook stood up
“No you’re not”
“Just shhh” he said and take a breath for a moment
“I’m calling the guys to come help carry you” you said taking your phone in your hand
“Y/N! No!” Jungkook looks at you
“You’re being ridiculous” he laughed holding his stomach
“WHAT?!” you were so confused
“I am okay..I’ll be fine!” Jungkook shouts at you
“Fine! We will see” you shout back

Both of you stared at each other.This was your worse night you ever had..You felt something bad is going to happen when you saw those guys.
“This was like a horror movie!” you said and Jungkook laughed
“This is not funny Jungkook! You’re hurt” you were serious
“I am used to get beat up” Jungkook looks at you
“Seriously?” you were in shock
“I get into fights a lot..You know that” 
“But not in these kind of fights” 
“No exactly these fights”
“Okay I don’t wanna talk about it” 
“Okay whatever you say” Jungkook looked at you

Later Jungkook and you were still walking..
“Are you okay?” you asked
“Yes,son’t worry” Jungkook smiled

You shake a little because it was little cold.
“Are you cold?” Jungkook asked you
“No I’m not” you smiled
After 5 minutes again you shaked a little and Jungkook raised his eyebrow at you.
“Okay,here you go..I know you are cold,don’t lie” Jungkook took off his hoodie
“But you will be cold” you said taking his hoodie
“No I won’t” Jungkook said
You put on hoodie over your T-Shirt..
“Ahhhhh..I feel warm again” you close your eyes smiling
Jungkook just looks at you and continues to walk.
—-

After Jungkook and you camed back home at 5am.
“I’ll get you some ice” you said
“Okay..” Jungkook said and walked upstairs to his room

You camed upstairs with some ice..Jungkook was already laying on his bed.
“Here..” you said and put the ice on his stomach
“OUCH!” Jungkook shouts
“SHHHH!” you said looking at him
“You’re not my boss! Don’t tell me what to do” Jungkook looked at you
You laugh and roll your eyes.
“Goodnight..I..Umm Actually I don’t know because it’s like 5 am…Sleep well” you smiled 
“You too” Jungkook smiled and closed his eyes

—-

“GUYS YOU ARE SLEEPING TOO LONG!” Rap monster shouts being in the hall
“STOP YELLING!” you shout back
“GET UP!” Rap Monster opens your door
“What time is it?” you asked
“Like 2pm” he said
“Oh….Okay,fine” you roll your eyes and get up

When you camed downstairs,everyone was awake.Jungkook was walking like nothing happened to him yesterday.Maybe he was acting,you thought to yourself watching him.

You took your cereal and start to eat it.
“Okay…My friend has a birthday party and we are going tonight” Jimin smiled
“Awesome” V smiled
“Do we need to buy a present?” you asked
“Oh no no…I bought a fancy gift so it will be like from all of us” Jimin smiled
“Okay” you said and continued to eat your cereal

Even thought you hated parties,you wanted to stay home,but you couldn’t.
Later all of yu went to the beach.
“WOOO!” V shouts and jumps into the sea
You follow him and jump in too.
“I love summer” you smiled 

When you got outside and went to buy ice cream for everyone,one guy walked to you.
“Hi” he smiled
You looked at him.He had a beautiful smile,also a body.
“Hi” you smiled back
“I’m Luke….I saw you from the distance,and I think you are pretty” he smiled again
“Aww thank you..I’m Y/N by the way” you said 
“If you have free time…We can hang out,I mean only if you’re single” he rubbed a back of his neck
“Yeah,I’m single…Are you going to the birthday party tonight?” you asked
“Birthday party at Mark’s?” he asked
“Yeah,him!” you smiled
“I am going! Cool…So then I’ll see you there” he smiled

You smiled back
“Yup I will see you there” you said and now you guys had to say goodbye to each other..
You went for a handshake,but Luke went for a hug,so then you went for a hug,and he for a handshake
“Oh God” you laugh and you two give each other high five and he laughs and walks away

You walk back with ice cream
“FINALLY!” Suga shouts and takes his ice cream

All of you ate ice cream..Then you notice that Jungkook and you haven’t spoke at all today.
“Jungkook” you said and he turns his head towards you
“Are you okay?” you asked
“Yeah..I’m fine” Jungkook smiled and you nodded your head

—-

Later when you guys camed back
“I AM FIRST TO TAKE  SHOWER!” Jin shouts
“I AM SECOND!” you shout

The rest of the boys didn’t care,they all just layed around the couch because they were tired.

When you took your shower,you started to get ready for the party..You decided to wea skirt and a nice shirt.You put on your makeup and do your hair.
“Damn girl” Jimin bit his lip
“Jimin!” you got scared
“Sorry for scaring you” Jimin laughed
“You look pretty” he added 
“Thank you” you smiled and went over to him and kiss his cheek
“We need to go” he said
“Let’s go” you smiled

You walked downstairs.Jungkook was wearing a white shirt and black jacket over it.He looked really handsome.
“Ahh Y/N you look amazing” Suga smiled
“Thank you and all of you look freaking hot!” you smiled


—-

When you guys were more and more close to the house,you started to feel nervous.Luke the guy you met on the beach,you were thinking if Jungkook sees you with him,he will kill him.
But still Jungkook can’t forbid you to hang out with other boys.
“This is not a house,It’s a freaking palace” J-Hope laughed
“WOOOOOOOW” rest of you said in same voice

You guys got out of the car,all you could hear is music blasting and see all the lights.
When you guys walked in Chris Brown’s “Ayo” was playing
“AYOOOO!!!” You sang along the song feeling amazing for tonight

Right away boys and you went and hit the dance floor..
“AYOOO!” all of you sang to the song
You got chills when you heard everyone sing along to the song.
“Here” Jimin handed you a shot of vodka..
“1,2,……3!”you said and take a shot
“YEAH!” Jimin shouts and you laugh

You look around and Jungkook wasn’t with you guys.You went to look for him,hoping he isn’t talking to any girl.
But he was.You tried your hardest not to go there and punch that girl.She actually looked really pretty.
It made you feel crazy how one day he’s perfect with you and everything is okay,and then the next day acting like nothing is happening.

“Y/N right?” Luke smiled looking at you
“Luke? Oh heeey” you smiled hugging him
“Crazy party,right?” Luke looked at you
“Yeah,this is the best party I have ever been to” you smiled
“Come with me” Luke took your hand in his

You smiled knowing what will happen..He was so hot and so amazing looking.
Jungkook saw you walking away with some guy.He tried his hardest not to look all the time,buthe just couldn’t help it.
He knows he is with a girl.But he isn’t flirting with her,he’s just talking.
“I really like that too” she smiled at Jungkook
“Yeah right,like I love that drink” he smiled but all on his mind was you

Luke and you walked to the hall.
“I thought this is better place to get to know you” he smiled
“Aw you’re so nice” you smiled
“So like…Who are you with at this party?” he asked
“Well with 7 guys” you laugh
“Oh wow” Luke laughed
“But they are all my friends” you said and Luke nodded his head

Luke and you kept getting to know each other,there was no kissing.
“I need to go now..So I’ll call you” Luke smiled and you two hug and he leaves

You walked back to the living room and start to dance again.
Jungkook puts his arm around your waist
“Where were you?” he asked
“With a new friend” you smiled
“Just a friend?” Jungkook looked at you
“Yes” you raised your eyebrow and laugh
Jungkook just looks at you 
“I saw that you went with some guy alone” he said
“Jungkook,just a friend” 
“Yeah right” he said
“Jungkook!” you shout but he walks away

You tried to dance again and feel excited for the night,but no..Jungkook was in your head.His words,you knew he was mad,but he doesn’t have to be mad at you for doing nothing.

After few hours you couldn’t do it anymore,you needed to know why Jungkook is mad at you.
“Let’s go home” you said to Rap Monster
“Okay” he nodded his head

—-

“What did I do?” you said soon as you walked to the living room
“You went alone with that guy!” he looked at you
“YOU FLIRTED WITH THAT GIRL!” you shout
“I ONLY TALKED TO HER!” he shouts back
“I DID THE SAME WITH THE GUY!” 
“NO YOU DIDN’T STOP LYING!” 
“I AM NOT LYING!” you shout 

You were so angry right now
“Guys calm down!” Rap Monster said
“I am not a liar Jungkook!” you looked at him
“You made out with that guy!” 
“WHAT? No I did not!” you were in shock
“You don’t even see us!” you added
“A friend told me” 
“Your friend is lying!” you said

Jungkook laughed and went upstairs,you followed him because he was being ridiculous..He was walking away from the fight.

“Are you serious Jungkook?” you asked
“You are gonna trust your probably drunk friend who doesn’t even know me” you laughed
“I thought we were on a good way!” he looked at you
“What are you talking about?”
“We were good and now you fuck it up”
“You flirted with a girl soon as we walked inside! So what should I say then how I feel?” 
“I didn’t flirt with her! I only talked to her!” Jungkook looks at you
“That guy was  a friend Jungkook.We didn’t do anything” you said
“Why are you lying Y/N?” Jungkook looked at you
“SO you don’t trust me anymore?” 
“I don’t know” 
“You only did that because I said I loved you and now because you don’t you’re trying to break me even more” Jungkook added
YOu stood there not believing what he is saying.
“Are you serious? I wasn’t doing that!” you said
“You did it because you hate me!” Jungkook yells
“I FUCKING LOVE YOU!” you shout and Jungkook stayes frozen
You start to cry and walk out of his room and go to yours and lock the door.
“She..Loves me?” Jungkook asked himself
“What the fuck am I even fighting over?”
“I am so fucking stupid!” Jungkook breaks the lamp that was on his desk in anger

He realised that you were actually telling the truth.
“Y/N open the door” he was knocking on your door
“Open the door” he said again
“Y/N…I’m sorry”

You just listened to him and stared at the door.
Both of you were fighting over nothing and it’s always your fault.You always do something wrong.

“Y/N come on open the door” Jungkook said pressing his head against the door 
“I..I love you too” he says quietly

Jungkook slides down and sits on the floor and leans back against your door.
Now he realised that he really fucked up for not trusting you on this one.
“Are you gonna sleep here?” V asked him
“Yeah..I don’t want to get up” Jungkook looked at V and he just nodded his head

“Why do I always fuck up things? Because I am an asshole” Jungkook thought to himself


anonymous asked:

Hi, I love all of your headcanons and au babbles and makes my newly inducted shipper heart so happy. I hope you don't mind me asking but I have a lot of feels in regards to this. So what are your thoughts on Matchmaker!Dain who sends Thorin into angry little fits because he constantly pokes and bluntly tells him to do something about his hobbit obsession, and Cheerleader!Thorin Stonehelm who would punt his namesake if he let's his new favorite person and baking good maker ever leave Erebor?

ahhhhh I’m so glad!!! welcome aboard!! :DD 

I LOVE MATCHMAKER!DAIN. Tbh, before BotFA I never gave it much thought? But after seeing who Dain is in the movies ohhh my god how much fun. 

I was actually playing with writing something including this where obviously Bilbo spends a lot of time with Thorin as he’s recovering but Thorin is also having to deal with arranging things and organizing the rebuilding and recovering from battle from his own sickbed. So I imagine Dain is coming to see Thorin/discuss things with him and the first time Dain sees Bilbo at Thorin’s bedside he’s probably a little shocked. No doubt Dain’s been told what has happened with Thorin’s goldsickness and Bilbo’s betrayal so he immediately questions Bilbo’s presence, hand instinctively going to his sword. Which would probably startle Bilbo and before Bilbo can hastily make his escape, Thorin reaches for his hand and assure Bilbo it’s all right if he stays and explains to Dain that Bilbo’s been forgiven for his betrayal which again confuses the hell out of Dain. Thorin Oakenshield does not easily forgive betrayal of trust especially a betrayal such as Bilbo’s. 

But then it dawns on Dain. ‘Oh, you’re in love with the little bugger! No wonder you forgave him so quickly! This explains so much. Oh, this is…this is really quite unexpected, Thorin. Always had a knack for surprising me, though.’ and just continues on like that while Bilbo and Thorin just stare, the mouths hanging open and the two of them blushing like mad. 

After they quickly refuse ‘no, we’re not—it’s not like—I mean—’ and continue to deny to each other there’s any romantic feelings Dain just smiles knowingly at the two and accepts their adamant refusals. Of course he immediately goes to the company to see who knows this and who wants to take wagers and how are we going to make sure they get together before Bilbo decides to leave for home????