i have a lot of feelings for this movie ok

So, last night I rewatched The Way He Looks (Hoje Eu Quero Voltar Sozinho), and of the million and one reasons why everyone should watch this movie, here are a few:

This is Gabriel (left) and Leo (right)

  • It’s on netflix, which most of you probably have, so it’s accessible
  • How many queer stories are there that feature a protagonist with a disability? Not many, but this one does! Leo is blind, he’s the main character, and I feel they handled his disability well (this is coming from a non-disabled person, though, so feel free to disagree)
  • It’s a pretty stereotypical indie teen romance movie, but the queer aspect already makes it 100x more interesting
  • a realistic parent-child relationship, with bonus awesome grandma
  • there’s no “omg, am I gay???” freak out. In fact, both characters are pretty much 100% ok with being into each other, and they’re main worry is “i don’t know if they like me back, but i know i want to stay friends with them at least, what do i do??” with a tiny sprinkling of jealousy, cause, well, stereotypical teen romance
  • a very beautiful and loving girl-boy friendship with lots of casual, platonic intimacy
  • there’s nothing super angsty?? like, no death or super homophobic parents/classmates or having to hide that they’re queer. it’s honestly such a feel-good movie???
  • what homophobia there is, it comes as teasing and there are never any hints of anything turning violent, and in fact, at one point, when the bully character is teasing Gabriel and Leo for being boyfriends, Leo shows him that they are, in fact, real-life boyfriends, and the bully’s friends start teasing him for trying to make fun of them when they’re actually boyfriends
  • the girl best friend isn’t narratively pushed to the side when the new boy (love interest) comes in. In fact, her (Giovana) and Leo’s friendship is shown to be just as important as Leo and Gabriel’s relationship
  • everything works out and you’re left with a lovely, sweet, happy ending that’s honestly just so nice to see in a young queer romance??? 
  • I really love this movie, and there’s also a short-film!! on youtube that I recommend, too!
YOU

YOU ARE
•smol and cute
•beautiful
•special
•important

YOU DON’T
•owe yourself to anyone
•have to make yourself feel bad about anything
•annoy everyone–tons of people love you, for who you are

YOU DESERVE
•love
•care
•health
•tons of hugs
•lots of happy days
•yummy snacks
•a good movie
•a good nights rest

{teen-friendly post! do not interact with this post if you’re ns-fw/dd-lg! im a minor and i am not ok with these kinks associating with my posts}
Harry's interview on Quotidien
  • I: Can you hear me?
  • H: Yes
  • I: Welcome to Paris!
  • H: Thank you
  • I: How are you? Can you answer in French?
  • H: Good! A little bit. A tiny bit. Très bien et toi ?(very good and you?)
  • I: Very good, thank you. We start our interviews with “can you give us your five favourites words in English or French. Or a French sentence”. Someone told me you knew a French sentence.
  • H: Comment vous faites un café si délicieux? (How do you make such a delicious coffee?)
  • I: OK, that’s good.
  • H: That’s all I have.
  • I: Do you say it very often?
  • H: No... Yes
  • I: What does France mean to you? Is it something, someone etc...?
  • H: Best people I’ve known... I think her, *shows a fan* I guess. Fabien Barthez.
  • I: Yes, Fabien Barthez. Harry, you’re 23 years old and you’re one of the best known pop-star in the world. Everybody has expectations with your new album and single Sign Of The Times. Why did you choose that song? This is not what people were expecting.
  • H: I think I wanted to.. I've always liked music that made me feel something. You know I think writing it I could feet something I wanted to bring it out. I think it's a good indicator for me of what the album is to me. That's why I wanted to go with that first.
  • I: Billboard wrote that the single was "one of the more ambitious opening statements in pop this decade". Not bad, isn't it?
  • H: Thanks!
  • I: Do you have friends working at Billboard?
  • H: I don't know anyone at Billboard.
  • I: When we listen to the song we think of David Bowie, Queen, who else did you think of?
  • H: I mean, I think everyone, anything, any song you've ever listened to growing up or throughout your life or you've enjoyed, inspired you. There are a lot of different things. I wanted to just write and see what came out. I didn't know what I sounded like to make an album. So this process was as interesting for me as I think it will be for people listening to the album for the first time.
  • I: Do you know French singers other than Serge Gainsbourg? That's a tricky question.
  • H: I know Woodkid. He directed my music video.
  • I: Why him?
  • H: I think his videos are amazing, he's a really talented guy and I love French people so I worked with him.
  • I: When you're in Spain, do you say that you love Spanish people?
  • H: No!
  • I: It seems like everything has been easy...
  • H: Great tie.
  • I: You think so? It's French.
  • H: It's not a Spanish tie, isn't it?
  • I: Can I see your loafer? Oh yes! What is the brand? That's not French, isn't it? It's Italian.
  • H: No.
  • I: That's from the European Union!
  • H: Probably yeah.
  • I: It seems like everything has been easy for you, is it true?
  • H: Was what simple?
  • I: Your life, everybody wants a life like yours, with One Direction...
  • H: I mean, I feel very lucky to be able to make music, I feel very lucky to be able to make this, I feel very lucky today being in France and performing my song. I love this song. I can't complain.
  • I: What were the unpleasant things?
  • H: *thinking*
  • I: I don't know, say only one thing.
  • H: I think when you care so much about something, it's hard to get to the point where you feel like it's finished and it feels like you're adding and it never ends and it adds up. So I think the hardest part was getting into that point and be like "ok that's finished."
  • I: You said to the Rolling Stone magazine that most of the album was inspired by a woman. Really?
  • H: No I think, honestly, the album is much more about me than it is about anyone else. I think if I said the album is about a woman it kind of feels like, I don't know, I put a lot of work into this. I don't feel like it revolves around woman. It's a lot about me and things I've never said before. It's more about me.
  • I: How did you start with a boy band and end with a solo career? Is it complicated?
  • H: It's been a lot of fun. You know we were very lucky to get to do some amazing things and at the moment in our lives, we're in a time where everyone is trying their own thing and have a good time. It's been amazing to see everyone doing their own thing as well. If I can do as well as the others, it'd be amazing.
  • I: Do you call them everyday or text them? Do you use What's app?
  • H: I don't have that.
  • I: Why?
  • H: Yes we talk, absolutely. And everyone is bringing stuff out. It's been a lot going on. It's been a good time.
  • I: This is the album cover! Can you describe it? Why did you choose this picture?
  • H: Yeah. So, I don't know. I worked with photographer Harley Weir, I'm a massive fan of her work. And that's amazing and I was lucky enough to work with her. I felt like this was what I wanted.
  • I: Why is it pink? Why the water? Why your back? Why? It's beautiful but why is it pink?
  • H: I don't know, man!
  • I: Really? You don't know?
  • H: I don't know. I don't think I want...
  • I: Apparently pink is Rock'n'roll's colour.
  • H: Apparently so. I don't know. I think it means something to me and if it means anything to anyone else, I wouldn't want to take away from that by explaining it. I think the cool thing about stuff like photos and art is you can just leave it. You don't have to explain it.
  • I: Everybody sees what they want to see.
  • H: Yes exactly.
  • I: Have you seen this?
  • *video of people reacting to Harry's single*
  • I: Your fans record themselves while listening to the song for the first time. You can hear relevant analysis and apparently they all really liked it. Do you read what people say about you on social media? On Youtube, Twitter, Instagram? Do you use Instagram?
  • H: Yes I use it a little bit.
  • *The public disagrees with Harry*
  • H: Yes I use it a little bit. I mean I wish everyone was having as good time as the girl who was like that with her hands. That's what I do when I listen to the song.
  • I: Are you the one using your Instagram? Do you use your own fingers or someone else does it for you?
  • H: Yes, I do mine.
  • I: Do you still vote in Redditch?
  • H: In?
  • I: Redditch!
  • H: That's where I was born?
  • I: Yes.
  • H: I don't live in Redditch.
  • I: So you don't vote there. Where did you vote?
  • H: London, yeah.
  • I: What do you think of the Brexit? Welcome to Europe!
  • H: Thank you very much, thanks. I mean, I don't really comment on politics. To me, anything that brings people together is better than things that pull people apart. That's ... yeah.
  • I: Yet, you are in favour of equality of rights, men, women, gay people, straight people... That's politics.
  • H: I don't know. It doesn't feel like politics. I think stuff like equality feels much more fundamental. I feel like everyone is equal. That doesn't feel like politics to me.
  • I: Your fans are fetishists. They know all of your tattoos, piece of jewellery, they have heart attacks when you cut your hair. Right now you're playing with their feelings. Do you know that?
  • H: Oh ok.
  • I: Yes! What is your favourite tattoo?
  • H: I think... I have a.. probably. I don't know, actually.
  • I: Which one is the latest?
  • H: The latest is this one there. *shows Arlo* And this one. *shows Jackson*
  • I: Jackson? All of them?
  • H: Yes.
  • I: What's the story behind your haircut? How much did you spend on hair products with One Direction?
  • H: Yeah, like a lot. I used a lot, yeah.
  • I: You're in Dunkirk, Christopher Nolan's new movie.
  • H: Yes.
  • I: How did you do?
  • H: I auditioned.
  • I: Look at you there.
  • H: I am, that's me.
  • I: Yes.
  • H: I auditioned and it was great. It's going to be a really cool movie.
  • I: Harry, it feels like we know you since you're a baby. The whole world discovered you in 2010 on X Factor.
  • *video of Harry's X Factor audition*
  • I: You auditioned alone but Simon Cowell had an idea... he put you in a band with Zayn, Louis, Liam and Niall. You became One Direction. You found the name One Direction and you sold millions of albums. One Direction are soon considered as the new Beattles and you filled the biggest stadiums. The whole world was talking about you. When you go out we prayed for your eardrums. You became UK's pride. David Cameron is in one of your music videos, your sang for the Queen. But in 2015... bang! Zayn left the band, fans couldn't get over it. But don't worry, their favourite is now on the cover of the Rolling Stone magazine, he's in Christopher Nolan's new movie, he's Mick Jagger on SNL... What you don't know is that we've met in 2012. You were in France to promote an album and now I have questions. First one! When you're in a car and fans are all around you, do you see that?
  • *video of fans around a car*
  • H: I think I've actually lost my shoe there. When I got in the car... I got in the car and I was like "how many shoes do I have?" Yes I lost my shoe.
  • I: I have another question! Do you still do that before going on stage?
  • *video of Harry and Lou*
  • I: Can we do it?
  • H: No.
  • *does it anyway*
  • I: What is the weirdest question someone asked you?
  • H: I think it was actually a French interview. I got asked if I would pee in a sink... Yeah.
  • I: Ok, that's weird!
  • H: It was the first question, the first question.
  • I: It puts you in the mood.
  • H: Yeah.
  • I: What is the question you never want to be asked ever again? Did I asked you that question?
  • *Harry asks the public*
  • H: Which one? Oh crush.
  • I: What?
  • H: Crush.
  • I: Oh ok. I didn't ask it! Did you know that a French author wrote a novel about you. It's called "Styles", it's about his obsession with you. It's in French. You can translate it.
  • H: Oh! Is that true?
  • I: Yes it's true. He dedicated to you. It's called "Styles" and it's a really good book. Read it!
  • H: Thank you.
  • I: Thank you very much Harry Styles for coming tonight. His first eponymous album comes out on the 12th May. Thank you Harry Styles.
  • H: Thank you.
  • I: Have a safe journey home.

OK guys, I bought The Force Awakens Novelization.

I have a thing I would like to discuss.

Particularly the description of the snowy forest.


Now, when you first read this after having seen the movie, you think oh yeah, thats a vision of the final battle scene.

Until you think about it.

Notice how it says there is a sound of a battle going on in the background?

There was no battle going on among other people while they fought on starkiller base.

So what is this an image of?

MY THEORY: Its predicting something that is going to happen in episode IX.

Specifically a battle probably involving the knights of ren and maybe some stormtroopers. Where Rey and Ben meet up away from the fighting. Maybe Rey is hurt, maybe something else happens, but Benlo runs off without her and tells her to stay put.

“Stay here. I’ll come back for you.”

She tells him not to leave. He runs up and kisses her then says

“I’ll come back for you, sweetheart. I promise.” Then runs off. We all sob.

I just have so many feelings about this novelization, so many extra details and I really want to discuss them!!!! shdjdejjfnfgksksjsnakdjcnfndn


Originally posted by evilmuffin

Crawls back into trashcan.

Carry on with your lives.

here are some more requested playlists!

a puppy that only drinks rose water and wears satin

you’re chilling with your friend and catching up on all the latest gossip while mushrooms glow outside and you both happen to be dead

you’re riding a bike in the morning and its kinda warm outside and also you’re a lesbian

it’s like 11pm the night is young and chilly you just got out of the movie theater with your friends and you sprint across a seemingly endless parking lot to go to target and maybe you go to Denny’s for $4 endless pancakes afterward

you are a being of stars, of light, of the cosmos, and you’re asleep next to me and all i want to do is kiss you

you’re leaving earth because you have nowhere else to go, but you’re terrified of space. your spaceship is taking off, and you feel heavy even as you exit the range of gravity

doge vloge highlights
  •  the very beginning with a very soft voiced phil having a chihuahua boop the camera i’m deceased
  • dan Literally Basically Actually sitting in phil’s lap. wyd
  • “we were inspired by awkward family photos
  • thew fuckign tiny dog outfit “obviously this is phil’s and he’s really looking forward to getting into it” “what pokes out of that hole?”

i am SOBBING dan looks half ready for death half “really??? i hate u so much (love u)”

  • “””accidental”””” dad balloon? false. factoid statistical error. u got that on purpose and we know u got it on purpose smh
  • the boys getting softly brushed w make up its so cute ssdfhasf
  • the corgi!!!!! phil is so happy!!! 
  • one of my f a v o u r i t e things is when phil says something funny and dan is about to say something but then he just can’t and laughs cause he can’t help it, he does that a lot and it kill me every time. he had to laugh when phil referenced a movie they’d seen together ofc hhhh
  • dan’s constant “hello there!” in a high soft voice and phil’s sweet gentle voice too h e l p me
  • i’m not even gonna SPEAK about valentines ok just. leave me alone
  • ok i lied i’m gonna speak about it: dan looks really fuckin good in those suspenders i know he hates them but he looks SO good. i hate that phil did a shit pick up line on dan end me
  • “i feel like they’ve fallen in love” “they have! they’ve fallen in love on the shoot!” and the ‘canoodling’ thing again i hate dan so much
  • phil constantly zooming in and focusing on dan and dan tries to say “babe ur supposed to be focusing on the dog… I MEAN THE DOOR” smh
  • fucking DAN recording and zooming in on phil’s ass AGAIN for literally seven seconds yes we know dan ur bf has a sweet ass WE KNOW ALREADY
  • “let me put some mustard between your buns” dan fuck off??? also ~demon time~ but i swear phil would’ve usually laughed way harder than he did so i think he was a bit 2 turned on to laugh properly ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • dan posing like the pretty bitch he is and going “how do i look phil?” “you look…” phil says as he pans the camera up and down, checking dan out. “be honest… amazing” “you look amazing i won’t lie” god can y’all stop showing off how hot u think each other are??? smh
  • phil with a fucking quiff and glasses jesus he’s so fucking hot @dan once again i hate u so much but the meme game ridiculous
  • dan being sad about saying good bye to the dogs then saying “well i guess we’ll just have to…. relive it every day!!! …when we get the calendar??” fuck you dan i’m so angry i literally thought he was gonna say they were getting a dog i hate this
  •  we end with the boys literally super glued to each other

incredible thank u boys for star content ;v;7

For your consideration:

Boromir would have been so proud of Rohan for showing up to help Minas Tirith.

Boromir, who spends the whole first book speaking out about his friends and allies the Rohirrim.

Boromir, who defies the rumor that the men of Rohan now pay a tribute of horses to Sauron.

Boromir, who advocates that they travel through the gap of Rohan because of the kindness he experienced there on his way to Rivendell, when even Aragorn suspects the Rohirrim of treachery.

Imagine for a moment how proud he would have been to see the forces of Rohan cresting that hill, to hear their horns blowing as they mounted the charge to save Minas Tirith.  A battle which, honestly, Theoden knew he might not return from.

Boromir would have been honored and proud to know that Theoden held his oaths to Gondor in such high regard.  That he was worried to think that Denethor might not expect his army to come to the aid of Gondor 

please just think about this for a moment and be sad and excited with me

Moving in together (headcanon)

requested: “Going house shopping with tom would be the cutest thing ever”

masterlist.

taglist: @petah-parkah-and-potahtas @dr-tardis-who @mamanewta5 @espritdefleur @b0okjump3r @wandering-at-midnight @peterparkersgal @sarcasticvodka @castellandiangelo @i-survived-my-trip-to-nyc @once-upon-a-walking-wolf-demigod @notfabulousanna @dec-snowy @sunshine-little-miss @marveltomjunkie @whiitee–sxxl @fairydustparker @homecomjng @muffinfangirl28 @aussie-holland @meganschuster07 @queen-zipey @cutie1365 @llamaoomph @avispate @riverdalemami @nevva-winter @karatyra @oswald-1998 @i-love-superhero @samanthajothomarose @philautia-love-of-self @clairesrainbow @laterpeter @donttellpeterparker @tomhollandimagines @parkerscupcake



Moving in together

- I’m not fine at all, ok?
- Tom would be very exigent about it;
- “Babeeeee, we need a bigger house for Tessa and the babies”;
- “Babies?”;
- “Yeah, the ones we’ll have”
- “Tom, I’m still doing my master, you have to wait a little more”
- Tom pouting;
- “And we’re not married” You add;
- “Not yet…”
- Lots of hold hands;
- And forehead kisses;
- “We need another room for Harrison”
- I bet you’d play ‘the adults’;
- Like one day Tom came with a suit and tie because he wanted to look like a businessman;
- But when the estate agent left you alone you could not control yourself anymore and you kissed him many times;
- Soon his new elegant suit reached the floor as well as your clothes;
- “Keep the tie on, Tom”
- Asking you “What do you think of this house, love?”
- “Uhm… I don’t feel at home”;
- “My house is where you are”
- Smiling like crazy because his dream is finally coming true;
- “Ok, there, there, over there, the sofa, the carpet…”
- “Tom, what are you doing?”
- “I’m just selecting the places where I want to have sex with you in this house”
- “What?”
- “I also have some nice ideas where we can hide weed. I saw this in a movie”
- Lots of palm-face;
- After three months, you finally found the right house;
- It was in London;
- And more than five minutes walk from his parents house;
- Tom would be so excited;
- “That’s the house where I want your babies to grow”;
- Taking pictures of everything;
- “Tom where you’re done would you like to help your girlfriend carrying the boxes?”
- Lots of pictures on the wall;
- Like EVERYWHERE;
- “Tom, don’t you dare hang that picture on the toilet”
- “But babeeeeee, we look so happy”
- “Yes ok but not my the toilet”
- Throwing a huge party at your new house;
- “We should inaugurate the house, darling” you whispered in his ear;
- “OK, FINE EVERYONE THE PARTY IS OVER. I’M ASKING YOU PLEASE TO LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT TAKING ANYTHING WITH YO- HARRY LEAVE THAT FUCKING LAMP!”
- But after you would be exhausted;
- The day later you’d stay at home all day and have a ‘fuck marathon’ all day long;
- Having sex everywhere, in every room;
- Also on the balcony when it’s dark outside;
- And nothing… I can’t wait to move with Tom

tips for ppl with hyperempathy from a fellow hyperempathetic pal

• dont be afraid to blacklist tags on tumblr about negative stuff. even if it’s incredibly important, i know it makes me v stressed out

• it’s ok to hate drama and not want to watch tv shows/movies/whatever that include arguments or fighting.

• a lot of people nowadays who aren’t kids like stuffed animals so people won’t really think you’re all that weird if you bring your stuffed animal everywhere

• it’s ok if your empathy fluctuates!! it’s ok if you only feel empathy for inanimate objects!! it’s ok if u have hypoempathy! all ‘not normal’ levels of empathy are super ok and there are lots of people who experience them

• hyperempathy isn’t always a bad thing. we have a lot of love in our hearts. always try to remember that

also idk can we talk about how all the male characters in logan were all very emotionally driven and allowed to be so and how very domestic caliban is in what he does like cooking and caring for charles and also trying to actively talk about issues and health and feelings with logan on what seems like a regular basis can we

I have to get anthropological for a second here, sorry. I just can’t help but notice this shift in Han’s character from old canon to new canon seems to reflect something deeper.

Old canon had Han as basically a decent guy who was dealt a bad hand by life, and ended up a criminal. In the books, especially, you see that he never had much choice. He tried, but it just didn’t work, and there was always the temptation of faster, easier money on the wrong side of the law. He’d think, just one lucrative job, and I can start over. And it just never worked out.

All Han really ever wanted was a place to belong and someone to believe in him. It made total sense that he’d be drawn to Luke and Leia, two idealistic, decent people who saw the best in him and gave him a chance. And that he’d join their cause, despite various difficulties, because no matter how hard he tried to deny it, deep down, Han was a loyal guy (which is also why betrayal always hit him so hard).

New canon changed that. In new canon, he’s a criminal on some fundamental level. He just can’t quit. Even when he fell in love with Leia and found a place in the Rebellion/New Republic, he just couldn’t stop. He kept leaving. He’s that guy who keeps making one too many bets. He just can’t resist the temptation that a life of crime offers because that’s who he is. Even if he resurfaces occasionally to do the right thing, he’ll go right back to it, like an addict. He’s a criminal, he was born that way and he died that way, end of story.

And I can’t help noticing that this illustrates a difference in how we look at criminals in general. Not to say that the way we see criminals has changed since the OT, it’s just that the OT and books took one view, and new canon seems to take the other. One narrative has criminals as just normal people trying to build a life for themselves and running into roadblock after roadblock. The other says that it’s just who they are, and there’s nothing to be done.

If you actually look, you’ll usually find a story like the old canon one. There’s a reason why people born into disadvantaged circumstances are more likely to end up in prison, and it’s not because they’re a different breed. But that kind of story evokes sympathy, and it’s uncomfortable, and it makes you question whether maybe, maybe, you’re part of a system that encourages kids to turn to crime. It’s a lot easier and more comfortable to say, no, it’s their choice, and if they make the wrong choices that must be because they’re just worse people, and there’s no point in trying to help them.

Obviously if you take the former attitude too far, it turns into excusing criminals’ actions or arguing away all of their agency, which is missing the point as well. It’s always a mix of factors. It’s just interesting that Star Wars basically shifted from one to the other narrative with Han, especially on the heels of all kinds of issues in the US with law enforcement and disadvantaged people’s problems with it and so on.

Maybe the original intent for Han’s character was always to have him be this hardened criminal-by-nature type - but in that case, the movies didn’t show it, and the books ran the wrong way with it. It’ll be interesting to see what approach the new movie takes.

But this is a big reason why I’m sticking with old canon. It made more sense. It was more sympathetic. It gave us a more compelling and sympathetic character, and it gave him a much more complete character arc, and it was a much more hopeful, positive story.

—does this make sense? | 05 (m)

pairing— min yoongi x reader, college! yoongi
genre/warnings— smut, drama, angst
words— 8,887

:: summary— you meet the mysterious Yoongi at a house party and no matter how uninterested you tell yourself that you are, you can’t say no to him. Can you end up changing his playboy ways, or will you just end up getting hurt?

note flashbacks are indicated with italic paragraphs. 

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Tension - Leon Draisaitl

Originally posted by mcdraii

All right y’all, this is my first request! I’m excited to share it with you, though I may have gotten… extremely carried away. And by carried away I mean that this is 3805 words and got extremely steamy. I mean, it’s PG-13, but barely. The language, however, is not PG-13, so there is a lot of cursing (and even some cursing in German). And you know, the classic enemies to lovers trope.

Anon said:  I need a Leon draisaitl one where he has been trying to get you to date him for a while and one night him, Connor and Connors gf come over for movie night and Leon worms his way into cuddling with you (it can have a bit of steam if you feel like it but if not it’s ok)

Check out my series Torn Up!

Warnings: Cursing in two (2) languages, Extreme Steam™, and a very poorly written Connor (McDollars) McDavid

Friday night was always movie night. It had been since you ran into your old high school friend Connor, when you found yourself sitting in on his NHL contract negotiations. You were in law school, and you landed a fantastic internship with a law firm that specialized in contract negotiations and worked closely with the Edmonton Oilers. The two of you got to talking and reminiscing, and thus movie night was born. At first it was just you and Connor, reliving high school memories and drinking as much as you could possibly stomach.

The two of you had never been close in school so, despite Connor’s protests otherwise, you suspected that he was just trying to provide you with a friendly face in a strange city. He had always been nice. But the two of you as adults really hit it off, and would try and get coffee as often as you could, in addition to your weekly movies.

A few weeks later, Connor’s teammate Leon joined you two on Friday nights. Connor claimed that he needed to keep Leon from going out and partying too heartily after an especially messy incident, but Leon said that Connor was just taking his duties as captain of the Oilers too seriously. You insisted that Leon had invaded, and you did not hesitate to say so every time he showed up at your apartment.

Sure, he was attractive, and funny, and really really fit, he could crack a joke to rival your own, and he was actually quite intelligent when he wanted to be, but the two of you did not get along. At all. It was like some sort of cosmic joke; this guy that was completely your type-who was good friends with Connor who was slowly but surely becoming your own best friend-this guy who was almost perfect and who was unattached (you had asked Connor about this repeatedly when Leon was not present, though even you did not know your own motivations) was the single person that you hated most in the world, bar none.

It didn’t help that Leon was an incorrigible flirt. He made jokes and teased you to your wit’s end and would not let up, even when you made it perfectly clear that he was not amusing and you did not like him, nor would you ever, no matter what he did or tried to bribe you with.

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(Translation) Rouge et Noir vol. 3 + Tokuten

(R18!! Please proceed only if you’re above 18!)

CV. Furukawa Makoto


T/N: commissioned!! ok to be honest this cd is such a Ride, like i hate it at first?? but then i like it?? and when the Good Engrish comes i hate it again?? and then there comes the parts in the cd when the plot finally uncovers and im like!! wow i love this cd, everything about this series makes sense now!! like bruh, im so conflicted, should i love it or hate it? the whole cd just makes me feel like:

I mean voice-wise he’s not my type since it’s so…daddy lmao but ngl this is one of the best-crafted smutty cd series, except for the fact that mc is always a rookie… like why. WHY would you send a NEWBIE…for an undercover operation…. against a highly dangerous man, to boot. chief suou what the heckie r u thinking!? lmao.

wait was that a spoiler?? ………

ok just…listen to the cd first then… i’ll…meet y’all at the end of the post.

(also, there are a lot of literature/history/medical/alcohol names references that i might have mistaken so feel free to correct me.)

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THE HIGHLY REQUESTED- DATING NCT DONGHYUCK!!!

• “you’re dumb”
• “thanks, i know im handsome”
• “what-”
• all the members cannot stand you but then again when they’re stressed they just call you guys over and it just fixes up their moods
• mark hates both of you
• no exception
• y'all are annoying
• YOU TWO TEASE MARK SO MUCH LIKE AW POOR BABY
• “aYOMURK.”
• “SHUT YOUR MOUTH”
• taeyong cannot stop sighing around the two of you
• you know why.
• i know you know why.
• “your crush is coming!”
• “be natural- BOOMING SYSTEM UH UH”
• donghyuck thinks memes are dumb
• until he finds one that he thinks is funny.
• then it’s the golden meme and he’s sending it to you every 5 minutes.
• “i love you”
• “thanks, i love me too”
• Really. REALLY. RANDOM BREAK OUTS OF SINGING.
• you guys play really stupid games with really intense punishments.
• like, rock paper scissors where the loser GETS THEIR ASS BEAT.
• no one likes you guys but then again everybody likes you guys and it’s honestly like, same.
• OK but why do you guys seem like the type of couple who’d do the-
• “finish the heart”
• //sends a pic of middle finger
• HE FEEDS YOU SOMETIMES
• WHEN HE FEELS GENEROUS.
• THAT’S..PRETTY OFTEN? I MEAN
• IT’S DONGHYUCK.
• it really catches him off guard when you call him haechan
• who is haechan.
• you guys literally, SING YOUR LUNGS OUT, TO FIRETRUCK. LIKE. FROM THE “GET IT LIFTED” TO THE “SOBANGCHA” part like it gets so intense
• SOMETIMES YOU GUYS ARE THE OTHER MEMBERS’ ALARMS AND WAKE EVERYONE UP AND 2AM AND SOMETIMES YOU GUYS HAVE AN “ALARMS CAN’T TOUCH ME” ATTITUDE AND THOSE ARE THE DAYS YOU GUYS STAY IN TILL 5 PM.
• you guys are both literally the smallest little babies OK LIKE DO NOT EVEN DENY. Y'ALL AREN’T EVEN LEGAL YET.
• not innocent tho
• what is innocence? :“)
• YOU WOULD FANGIRL
• DONGHYUCK WOULD BE LIKE “WHAT. EVEN.”
• AND WATCH WITH YOU. AND SOME DAYS HE’S LIKE “I’M BETTER DON’T EVEN” AND SOMETIMES HE’S “SHIT. I GOT YOU. HE COOL.”
• little tiny pecks on the cheek and the lips when no one’s looking bc no one needs tO KnOW.
• you ask donghyuck to sing you to sleep.
• he always replies the same way
• “oh my god shut up and go to sleep im growing and i don’t NEED YOU KEEPING ME UP BYE.”
• but rare days where he just feels a lil, just a tiny bit, clingy, he sings to you.
• but no he doesn’t sing romantic songs or lullabies
• he sings “booming system uh uh, ty track”
• cue taeyong yelling at both of you because you guys are laughing so hard and he’s just, doNE.
• you take his sweaters and hoodies
• he doesn’t even care
• you’re pretty sure he doesn’t even know that it’s his.
• BUT HE KNOWS
• HE DOESN’T WANNA ADMIT IT BUT HE THINKS YOU LOOK SUPER CUTE IN IT
• donghyuck doesn’t act like it bc HE’S SUCH A SLY LIL DJDJ#&/*
• BUT THE TINIEST THINGS FLUSTER HIM.
• WHEN YOU TRY TO SPEAK IN HIS HOME DIALECT, HE JUST CAN’T HELP BUT SMILE
• AND WHEN YOU LACE YOUR FINGER WITH HIS WHEN YOU’RE BOTH ON THE COUCH, NOT EXACTLY CUDDLING BC WHAT IS CUDDLING, BUT JUST, LAYING ON EACH OTHER, OVERLAPPING ON EACH OTHER WHILE WATCHING TV, HE JUST FEELS SO RELAXED AND HE KINDA BLUSHES BUT YOU NEVER NOTICE AND UGH.
• jeno always tells you how much donghyuck likes you but you just shrug it off and you’re like “idk, i like him a lot, though.”
• AND HE’S JUST LIKE ARGH BC HE LOVES YOU LOTS AND YOU MAY THINK THAT DONGHYUCKS SUPER EXPRESSIVE AND HE’S LOUD BUT THAT’S NOT TRUE, HE’S A COMEDY GOD, BUT HE’S NOT VERY GOOD AT, SERIOUSLY, EXPRESSING HIMSELF TO SOMEONE THAT MEANS SO MUCH TO HIM, BESIDES HIS MOM.
• SO HE BECOMES A LITTLE MORE. SERIOUS.
• HAVE YOU SEEN SERIOUS HYUCK.
• “hey, donghyuck!!! CHECK THIS OUT PEOPLE MADE MEMES OF YOU-”
• “mhm. you look really pretty today” AND OH BOY DID IT TAKE HIM A WHILE TO THINK OF THAT AND ACTUALLY VOCALIZE IT THROUGH HIS THROAT OUT TROUGH HIS LIPS.
• BUT YOU START SMILING AND START GETTING CLINGY AND YOU’RE LIKE “REALLY?REALLY? YOU THINK SO?”
• he really likes you honestly.
• you guys don’t talk about life till 5 am
• you guys talk about mermaids and whether or not they may or may not exist. till 3 am. bc you guys are growing. don’t you dare skip out on sleep, bad kids.
• you guys watch conspiracy theories ALL THE TIME.
• pretty sure harambe was a social experiment made by aliens living in a different dimension where the earth was taken over and created into a monarchy by the aliens to see how humans in a parallel universe would react to such an event.
• yeah. you guys are weird.
• BUT A GOOD WEIRD. EVERYONE LOVES YOU GUYS IT’S COOL.
• OK STORY TIME FOR DONGHYUCK.
• ok so a really long time ago when you guys were both like, grade schoolers.
• DONGHYUCK was a FUN LOVING KID WHO WAS THE CAPTAIN OF THE RECESS TAG GAME. AND YOU JUST WATCHED THE STUPID BOYS WHO COULDN’T EVEN BLOW THEIR OWN NOSES, TRY TO PLAY TAG. EVERY 4 SECONDS EVERYONE WOULD FORGET WHO WAS “IT”
• well one day. donghyuck was sitting out on the bench because he sprained his ankle and no one sat down with him and he was just kicking sand with his feet.
• you walked over to him and smiled “hi.”
• “what do U want?” boy was he in a bad mood that he couldn’t play tag with everyone else.
• “i want to play with you!”
• “don’t you see that i can’t play?”
• “i can sit down and talk to you!”
• and that you did.
• donghyuck, the sarcastic, logistical, baby boy who loved running and laughing, was sitting down and talking to you and enjoyed it.
• “when i grow up, i want to sing on a big stage!”
• you smiled and nodded “im sure you can do it.”
• AND THAT, MY FREND, IS WHEN DONGHYUCK STARTED LIKING YOU.
• YOU GUYS WERE ALWAYS CLOSE FRIENDS AND NO JOKE, EVERYONE COULD TELL THAT DONGHYUCK HAD AN ITTY BITTY THING FOR YOU.
• esp jaemin
• jaemin did not even care about donghyuck. he flat out told you that donghyuck liked you but you didn’t believe him.
• and yuta
• yuta has no filter when it comes to hyuck.
• donghyuck denied it
• but EVERYONE K N E W.
• AFTER A WHILE EVEN YOU KNEW.
• BUT BOI KEPT DENYING IT.
• until one day you two were sitting down enjoying your ice cream on a bench near the lake when were like “donghyuck, damn it-”
• and just, went for it and kissed him
• a gently one
• bc you guys are THE CUTEST AND WAS REALLY AWKWARD ABOUT IT.
• and donghyuck dropped his ice cream and then you pulled back and started blushing and let out a small “JSFJFJGJG WHY DID I JUST DO THAT UM-”
• but donghyuck then gave you a small peck on your lips to “calm u down” but it didn’t work it kinda made you freak out even more
• BUT THEN THE LOSER MADE YOU PAY HIM BACK FOR THE ICE CREAM THAT HE DROPPED
• like. not in kisses, not in hugs, in actual money.
• he took back the $2.34 he spent on that ice cream cone.
• classic donghyuck for ya
• you guys do a lot of walking together
• you guys walk to school together
• walk to restaurants
• walk to stores
• walk to nearby lakes and parks
• waLks.
• he tries to teach you how to dance and sing
• tries
• LOTS OF PUNS
• THAT FAIL
• PUNS. SO MANY.
• THEY MAKE YOU BUST OUT LAUGHING BC THEY’RE ALL SO STUPID AND VISE VERSA BUT ALL THE OTHER MEMBERS JUST “●-●” AND “ㅎㅅㅎ”
• what is reading the book before the movie
• what is not collecting every piece of merchandise of your boyfriend
• what is a proper meal and not fast food
• WHAT IS SPENDING OUR OWN MONEY INSTEAD OF ASKING THE OLDER MEMBERS FOR MONEY
• WHAT IS NOT USING AEGYO AND BLACKMAIL FOR EVERYTHING
• what even is donghyuck.

OK HERE’S DONGHYUK!!! I’LL PROBS MAKE A PART TWO FOR HIM BC I FEEL LIKE HIS IS SHORTER THAN THE OTHERS AND IT BOTHERS ME. AND THIS, UNFORTUNATELY, IS NOT THAT GOOD TBH IMO, SO ILL PROBS DO ANOTHET ONE, BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE REQUESTED AND I’M SO SORRY IM LATE IN POSTING THIS HAHA I HAD SO MUCH SCHOOL WORK AND IDK HOW I’M EVEN ALIVE NOW. BUT THANK YOU GUYS FOR REQUESTING AND KEEPING INTACT WITH MY WRITING. and riP. 707 FOLLOWERS GUYS. IDK IF ANY OF YOU PLAY MYMS, BUT, 707, FOLLOWERS, GUYS. THANKSSSSS.
  • Me, standing on a wooden box, pulling out a megaphone as the cityscape around me burns: I just love Ponyboy Curtis a lot he isn't as weak as he's made out to be a lot of people subject him to unfair comparisons to other characters in the book who are older and have more experience, consequently forgetting this boy was barely fourteen, orphaned only a few months previously and most likely bitter because everyone around him even those who were not children of the Curtis parents had more time around them whilst Pony was robbed of such. While we all recognize that Darry should not be faulted for hitting him, we mock and trivialize his reaction by comparing it to Johnny's while not recognizing that such a comparison is the very epitome of the widely spread "don't trivialize others problems just because some have it worse" that originated on this very website. His family was built on healthy relationships and nonviolent punishments, so his reaction to the deviation of this practice is more than understandable. In conclusion, it can be tacked on that his reputation as "the weak one" may be the movie's fault, as it eliminated ponys part in the rumble which, if you might recall the book, was not that of the damsel, but a useful ally, by helping Dallas when his arm was burnt and not fit for fighting. Thank you. That is all.
I Can’t Be (Part 3)

Summary: Everyone is given a watch at birth that counts down to the moment you meet your soulmate. Sadly, Virgil’s watch is broken, so he’ll never be able to meet his soulmate, if he even has one. But it’s not like he deserves one anyways…
Words: 1545
Pairing: LAMP/CALM
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Thump. Thump. Thump.

Virgil’s head was throbbing so much that if he didn’t know any better, he would have sworn that his heart had relocated to his skull. Swallowing down the bile in his throat, he was vaguely aware of being moved.

Muffled noises and faraway sounds drifted past Virgil’s ears. He felt like he was submerged underwater. Murky distorted figures floated around him, and the noise only grew louder.

A metallic copper stench filled the air. Why were there pennies here? That didn’t make any sense. The pounding of Virgil’s head became unbearable.

Virgil screwed his eyes shut against the pain, and let the waves take him under.


A blurry snippet of a sound penetrated the silence in which Virgil had been smothered in. He perked up, waiting to see if there was going to be another one.

Vrijsl?

What? Virgil frowned. That just sounded like gibberish. Haha. That’s a funny word. Gibberish. English is so weird.

Kinu ear mi?

This person, whoever they were, must be speaking in a different language. It certainly wasn’t any language Virgil knew. Latin maybe? Or Japanese?

Ar u awuake?

That sounded more like English. Were they trying to ask if he was awake? Virgil shifted a bit, uncomfortable. What an odd question.

More sounds could be heard, and Virgil made a noise of frustration. Why couldn’t he hear them? It was like his ears had been stuffed with cotton. There was a sudden silence, and Virgil cursed himself. He had scared them away! But soon after, more jumbled English was spoken.

Vrigil? Itz me, Pattin.

“Patton?” Virgil mumbled. He recognized that name.

Yea, thats me! Logan an Rome are hear too.

Logan… wasn’t he that walking dictionary who was in the debate club? And Roman… for some reason Virgil felt some kind of nervousness at hearing those names.

“Wh… why are you… here?” Virgil asked, struggling to get the words out. There was a pause, and then,

Why would we knot be here? We care about u Virgil. Logan’s voice said.

Virgil giggled. That was funny. Why would these people he barely knew care about him? Even people he’s known for years still treat him like trash. “No seriously… why are you really here?” Another pause.

That… is why we’re here. Why do you think otherwise? Roman’s voice this time.

“Stop being silly.” Virgil pouted. “Nobody really cares. Even I know that.” He winced at the sudden loud flurry of protests from above him. But apparently they didn’t know, that was evident.

Well we do, kiddo! We are your soulmates after all!

Huh? “Soulmates?”

Well, yeah. Don’t you remember?

Virgil frowned. “I don’t have a soulmate. I’m too damaged for one anyway…” he sighed. “I’m that screwed up.” It was a little saddening, but Virgil had come to terms with it years before, so the sting wasn’t quite as painful.

There was a very long silence, and just when Virgil thought they had left, they all started talking at once. One of them seemed to be sniffling for some reason. A headache started to form at the back of Virgil’s head. “Shhhhhhh all of you… Lemme sleep.” He mumbled, and fell back into unconsciousness.


This hurts.

Was the first coherent thought Virgil had. And it was true. Everything hurt, from his legs to his back to his head, oh his head, it felt like it had been cracked open on a nutcracker. Wait, wasn’t The Nutcracker that—

“Virgil?”

What is it? Virgil wanted to ask, annoyed. Why can’t they, whoever they were, just leave him alone so he could—

“Virgil? Are you awake?”

Virgil suddenly became very aware of the fact that his eyes were closed and he was lying down on some kind of bed of sorts. It wasn’t very comfortable.

Reluctantly prying his eyes open, Virgil blinked furiously at the bright lights that were assaulting his sensitive pupils. “Virgil!” A voice exclaimed, far too loudly. Virgil groaned as the world around him started to come into focus, and the accompanying pounding of his head as well.

Three pairs of eyes stared down at him, all of them concerned. “How are you feeling?” The brisk, clipped tone of Logan’s speech identified him as the one who had asked the question.

Virgil laid a hand over his eyes to block out some of the light. “Terrible.” He stated, voice hoarse. He sat up, and winced the moment he did, black dots swarming his vision as a sudden bout of nausea hit him.

Someone pressed a cup of water into his hands, and Virgil downed it without protest. “Thanks.” He mumurmed, wiping his mouth.

“Are you… able enough to hold a conversation?” Logan asked tentatively.

Virgil shrugged. “Probably.” He said, suddenly very quiet. Remembering the events back at the library, he readied himself for some form of rejection. They probably realized that he was too much work and decided to leave him out of their relationship.

“I do not know if you remember, but… while you were under the influence of several strong painkillers and–”

“He means when you were loopy and on a bunch of drugs.” Roman interrupted, much to the annoyance of Logan.

“Oh.” Virgil said dumbly. He had a bad feeling about this. Had he spouted some stupid nonsense? Given away an embarrassing secret? Maybe accidentally offended them while he was “loopy” as Roman put it?

“Well, what we wanted to say was that, you said some… very concerning things.” Patton said gently. “And I think… we need to talk.” Virgil froze. We need to talk. The four most terrifying words to a person with anxiety.

“Wh–what did I say?” He asked hesitantly, scared of the answer.

“You… you told us that you think no one cares about you, and that you don’t…” Roman seemed to choke up. “You don’t think you deserve a soulmate.”

Virgil’s heart was pounding as he buried his face in his hands, cheeks pink. Oh god. Had he really said those things? It was the truth, but he didn’t want them to know that. “I–I…”

They were going to try and fix him out of pity. They were going to give him that sickeningly sweet smile and treat him like a glass vase, he knew it. They would pretend to love him out of obligation then throw him away later… and Virgil didn’t think he’d be able to handle that.  

Rejection… he could deal with that. But false affection and pity? No. He’d rather them just leave him alone. However much that would hurt.

“Virgil, look at me.” Patton gently removed Virgil’s hands away from his face, and Virgil reluctantly looked up, eyes flicking up to him then back down. “I don’t know what made you think that no one cares about you, but people do.” He said firmly.

“And we care. You deserve to have someone’s love, and I’m telling you right now, you have ours. You could have three eyes and seven fingers, and we’d still want you.” Virgil blinked, trying not to cry. This wasn’t what he had expected at all.

“We want you in our relationship Virgil.” Logan said, squeezing Virgil’s hand lightly. “We want it more than anything.”

“Do you really mean that?” Virgil whispered. He couldn’t believe his ears. They all nodded.

“I know this might be a lot to take in,” Roman laid a comforting hand on Virgil’s shoulder. “But, how about we all go out together later? On a date, once you get better. Have some getting to know your soulmate time.”

“You don’t have to if you don’t want though.” Logan added hastily. “We’ll take it all at whatever pace you feel is best so–”

“No, no, it’s fine.” Virgil blurted out. “I’d love to go out with you.” He blushed a bright red the moment the words left his mouth.

Patton smiled. “Does a movie marathon sound ok to you?”


“LOGAN!” Roman’s voice thundered through their apartment. “What did you do to my script!” He yelled.

Virgil snickered, amused. “What are you laughing at Hot-Topic?” Roman , rounding on him. Before he could say anything however, Logan walked into the room, bewildered at all the noise.

“What is going on here?” He asked, only to be pounced on by a furious Roman.

The next ten minutes were filled with quips like “There were a lot of grammar mistakes ok” and an offended “It was a first draft!”

Virgil just stood there, watching the scene unfold with a fond smile. He wasn’t worried. Their little spats where usually over as soon as they began. Later, they would apologize to each other, and Patton and Virgil would be pulled into one big cuddlefest that would leave Virgil’s legs full of pins and needles.

He was so lucky to have these wonderful people in his life. It’s been a few years since they first all got together, and although it had been a rocky road, ever since, Virgil began to feel more and more like he belonged.

Glancing down at his now uncovered and blank watch, the thing that had caused him so much pain, and yet also happiness, Virgil smiled. He had finally found his soulmates, and was ready to spend the rest of his life with them.

Ok, so Attack of the Clones was co-written with Johnathan Hales, Tom Stoppard did uncredited work on Revenge of the Sith, and we know Carrie Fisher script-doctored one of the prequels, which most likely means it was Phantom Menace (which ends up being the punchiest of the scripts).

like, once you put that all together it’s really not surprising the three films end up being so bizarrely different from each other as they are.