I think a lot of shows could learn a lesson from Invader Zim when it comes to alien character design. Like, in most cartoon when you see aliens most of the time aliens of the same race look the same (or have slight differences), the only exceptions I can think of are Steven Universe, Voltron and Futurama.
An then you get Invader Zim where EVERY SINGLE irken we’ve seen looks different.
Like, yeah, the ones that pay an important part on some episodes obviously have to look different so you can recognize them
But the crew went a step further, to the point where every backgroun character (characters that we’ve seen once or twice at most and aren’t even doing anything) look different from each other
(and this is just a small taste)
And! Female irkens ALSO look very distinctive from each other, just look at the three girls from above!
(tho idk how i feel about girls being differentiated from boys by eyelashes and curly antennae, but hey! I’m glad they also avoid the trope of giving them more “feminine” clothes to differentiate them from boys)
Despite having some clearly defined characteristic that identify them as members of the same race, and most of them wearing similar-looking uniforms, every single irken we’ve seen has different and recognizable proportions and face and body shapes. Idk, its not common to see this kind of diversity in alien character designs on a lot of cartoons and I honestly love it.
Do you ever just sometimes marvel at the fact that the aesthete culture of the likes of Oscar Wilde has found new life in Millennials? Like there is an established subculture of the “deeply shallow” (to quote @dionysae ) who find real meaning in the look, feel, and texture of our worlds. We have this amazing talent for finding uniform beauty in different vibes and we have no shame in organizing our lives around that vibe pursuing the feelings and values said vibe stirs up in us. Like the “live and die for the aesthetic” meme is funny by it’s not a lie; we are the inheritors of a great tradition of building personalities and commentaries out of sublime, carefully cultivated Looks. Art for art’s sake is back in a Big way folks.
“My dad’s a cancer patient and you’re his nurse” AU jikook <_< >_>
Pairing: Jikook Prompt: “My dad’s a cancer patient and you’re his nurse” AU Rating: PG Word Count: 1,541 A/N: Just one thing for this mini fic thing: I love Jimin’s dad in here ^~^
Jimin hurries through the sliding doors, flashing a small smile and a nod at the receptionist before brisk walking to the lifts. He waits impatiently for it, sneakered foot tapping an uneven rhythm on the off-white linoleum floor.
It seems like forever before Jimin get to the fifth floor, stepping over to the room right by the lift. 05-01. He pushes the door open. It’s 8:40PM.
“I’m here, dad,” Jimin calls. His father’s propped up in bed with two pillows behind him, book in hand. He glances up at Jimin’s voice.
“Jimin-ah,” he smiles, eyes crinkling. He reaches out a hand and Jimin takes it, settling himself in a chair by the bed.
“Has today been okay, dad?” Out of habit, Jimin scans the bedside table, checking that the water jug is filled and the cup clean.
“Look at me,” his dad says. “Do I look anything less that great?” He puts on an offended expression to emphasize his point.
Jimin laughs. “Yeah, yeah, you look amazing as always,” he teases lightly. His dad looks fine, really. Nothing like a patient going through chemotherapy, what with his full head of hair still intact. He looks great, but Jimin still worries.
“Of course I do,” his dad huffs. His expression turns soft. “But Jimin-ah, don’t work yourself too hard, okay?“
“I’m not, dad, don’t worry about me.” His reply comes a little rushed, a tad mechanical. It’s not really his fault that his dad says it all the time, that Jimin’s answer is almost always the same.
“Lying is bad, Jimin-ah. Look at those eye bags.” His dad reaches out a hand to trace his under eye. “And I know you came rushing over here just to visit, but if you’ve got important things to do, you don’t have to visit everyday. Go hang out with your friends sometimes.”
“I want to,” Jimin frowns. “I know I got here a bit late today but it’s just because Hoseok hyung came a little late for his shift, but still, I had to come because I want to see you.” It’s always been the two of them, and his dad has done so much for him, how can he just decide not to visit when he can make time for it?
“So…” There’s a finality in that word that lets Jimin know his dad has dropped that discussion for now. It’ll be back again, his dad insisting that Jimin should live his life not having to, and he quotes, “worry about this old man in a hospital bed”. But Jimin can’t help it, and he supposes deep down his dad knows that too.
“Jimin-ah.” Jimin glances back at his dad to find him grinning. Oh god please not again. “Any boy for me to meet?"
Jimin really wants to flush himself down the toilet and out of sight right this moment. Okay maybe not, that’d be kind of gross. ”Dad,“ he hisses, "Not here please. Mrs Kim does not need to overhear this conversation.” It’s a four-bed ward after all, they aren’t alone, and Jimin really does not need the other middle age people judging him for being far from straight.
His dad shrugs. “I might have accidentally let it on sometime yesterday and honestly, she’s pretty alright with it.” He gestures to Mrs Kim in the next bed with his chin. As if on cue, the middle aged lady turns in bed and smiles at them.
Jimin stares at him horrified. “You, what?” Okay maybe now showing himself out of the fifth floor window sounds like a good idea.
“You can’t be alone forever, Jimin,” his dad says. “When I’m gone, what are you going to do? You’ll be lonely."
"Don’t say stuff like that, dad,” Jimin quips, frowning. “Besides I’m fine how I am now, I don’t need someone. I’ve got Tae and Hoseok hyung, and-”
“I know, I know,” his dad cuts him off. “I just want you to be happy.” Jimin opens his mouth to reply but his dad beats him to it. “Ah, there’s a new nurse for our ward. Maybe you’ll get to see him later because he’s taking the evening shift today."
”Dad,“ Jimin sighs. He gets it really, his dad has good intentions, but the last time he introduced Jimin to a friend’s son, the boy turned out to be already attached, to a girl no less.
"He’s a really nice lad, Jimin. He says he’s here on a university attachment program so that means he’s around your age too. And he’s tall and good looking.” His dad waggles his eyebrows a little. “I think you’d like him.”
“I don’t need matchmaking, dad.” Jimin’s half indignant by now. Please, he’s perfectly capable of finding someone.
His dad ignores him. “He’s single too!” Jimin whips around, narrowing his eyes at his dad. “If you’re going to ask me, yes I asked Jungkook if he has a girlfriend… or a boyfriend…"
Jimin gives his dad a withering look, only to get a grin in return. Behind him, Jimin vaguely registers the sound of the door opening. He glances at his watch. 9:30PM - visiting hour is over.
"Jungkook-ah!” Jimin turns in the direction his dad’s looking. He swallows, hard. Wow. Okay, maybe he shouldn’t have doubted his dad, but in his defense, his dad’s idea of good looking has never really matched his. But this boy walking towards them is something else. Jimin stares.
Beside him, his dad nudges him hard.
“Mr Park, I see you’ve got a visitor for the hour,” Jungkook starts, smiling widely. His eyes land on Jimin’s, briefly doing a once over before catching Jimin’s gaze. He holds it. Jimin ducks his head a little, breaking eye contact.
“This is my son I’ve told you about.” There’s pride in his dad’s voice and Jimin’s really thankful, but he kind of just wants to run out now before the flush he can feel creeping up his neck gives him away. “Jungkook, Jimin. Jimin, Jungkook. And how many times have I told you that you don’t have to call me Mr Park? It’s so stiff."
Jungkook laughs, nose scrunching as he does. He doesn’t answer Jimin’s dad, instead turning back to Jimin. "Nice to finally meet you, Jimin-ssi,” Jungkook says.
Jimin licks his lips before meeting Jungkook’s gaze, hoping fervently that his smile isn’t as shaky as how he feels inside. “I’ve heard a lot about you."
"Good things, I hope,” Jimin jokes weakly, standing from his seat by the bed. Jungkook’s a good 5cm taller than him, he thinks. He’s wearing a shapeless uniform for nurses that should look terribly unappealing, but the short-sleeved shirt reveals his toned arms. Dammit.
“The best,” Jungkook laughs. “Your dad’s your number one fan.” He takes a step closer and lowers his voice, loud enough only for Jimin. “So good that I might have already fallen a little for the Jimin I’ve heard so much about."
Jimin tries really. He tries but fails to keep the flush from climbing up his neck, over his ears and tinting his cheeks. Jungkook straightens up and takes a step back, winking before turning to attend to the other patients. The audacity.
There’s a nudge to his arm and Jimin whips around to face his dad. "What did he say?"
Jimin busies himself with arranging his dad’s bedside table before moving to fluff his pillows. "Nothing,” he mumbles. His dad raises an eyebrow skeptically but lets it slide.
“I’ll be back to visit tomorrow.” Jimin leans over to drop a kiss on his dad’s cheek. “Sleep well, dad."
"Go out with your friends, Jimin-ah. You don’t have to always rush over, okay?” His dad pats his hand and Jimin nods in reply. They both know it’s an advice thrown to the wind but Jimin won’t have it any other way.
Jimin steps out with a last wave and a soft goodbye called out to the other patients in the ward. He steps to the lift and waits.
Just as the lift pings, Jungkook steps out and glances around. He spots Jimin and hurries over. “Jimin-ssi!"
Jimin stops, letting the lift doors close without getting in. Did he forget something in the room?
"Jimin-ssi,” Jungkook starts again, a small smile on his face. “My shift ends in about 15 minutes. Care to catch a late dinner or supper with me?"
Jimin stares. Blinks once, twice. "Are you asking me out because my dad made you?"
Jungkook shakes his head. "Aside from singing praises about you and telling me you’re not with anyone…” He trails off with an almost embarrassed expression on his face. “I think you’re really cute."
Jimin really needs his pillow right here to squeal into but that’d have to wait. The thudding in his chest is so loud it’s ringing in his ears. Jungkook can’t hear it, can he? He can’t know how affected Jimin is by his presence.
"You’re paying then,” Jimin manages to utter, voice more stable than he expects.
Jungkook grins, nodding happily. “My treat!"
(Later, Jimin ends up paying his day’s worth of salary to feed them in exchange for the "hyung” title, after learning that Jungkook is a freshman in college, two years younger than himself.)
I ACTUALLY HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT BARISI AT PRIDE THO?
-In the beginning, it’s Carisi volunteering to work the beat in uniform to make sure everything is smooth at the parade and make sure shitty protestors don’t bother the revelers. He’s the cop you see photos of on Tumblr, hugging half-naked dudes and laughing and supporting the festival-goers.
-The next year he remembers to ask the day off. He and Rafael have been together for some time at that point, and he’s grinning and bright and beautiful when he asks Rafe to go with him. Usually Rafael would give that a big old “hell naw” but Sonny is SO EXCITED so he reluctantly agrees despite feeling he’s Too Damn Old ™.
-Sonny’s Pride outfit: cut-off jean shorts (were talking short), red Chucks, and a red tank that says BIFURIOUS in big letters. Rafael’s Pride outfit: a pair of chinos and a light blue button up. He goes for casual by rolling his shirtsleeves up.
-Rafael “you young gays and your glitter” Barba has an amazing time, laughing and holding Sonny’s hand and cheering the parade and celebrating his sexuality for the first time in his life. At one point he gets emotional because he never got the chance to be proud growing up, and he’s so damn glad that all the young people he sees there get to celebrate who they are.
-Sonny “bifurious” Carisi is an absolute queen at Pride. He’s just. He NEVER gets to be flamboyant and he loves it and there’s smudged eyeliner around his eyes and he’s wearing lipgloss and he’s never laughed so much in his life.
*Chinhands* I love them and thank you for sending this in.
- oh my gOD Bates get a hold of yourself. so william comes barreling through the door and spills Thomas’ tea all over him and thomas gets mad. and says something snotty. wow. call the constable, what an effing crime. like. now thomas has tea all over his clothes so he’s either got to go and change (which i’m sure he has just masses of other clothes no problem right) or wait for it to dry, during which time if Mr. Carson catches him he’s going to get a verbal thrashing. DO EITHER OF THOSE OPTIONS SOUND APPEALING. like I am the first to admit that thomas is the most…JUST THE MOST. but don’t treat him like he just ripped the head off of a baby lamb for having a reaction jesus BACK OFF BATES
- oh good lord when Daisy says, “i’d do anything for you” and Thomas glows - ACTUALLY GLOWS - with something like pride and wonder and genuine surprise. i mean in the next second his face shifts and he does this villainous little smirk sure yeah because that’s a weapon, that’s something to defend yourself with if you need it, something to use against other people duh. (honestly i don’t know how anyone who isn’t a slytherin makes sense of the world but okay) but in that moment before, there was bare vulnerability and it was fucking beautiful. shit. i’m gonna make a shitty gif of it because you guys have got to see this shit.
THOMAS. (90% of my live action commentary watching this show is just me yelling out in a pained and strangled voice THUHMASSS).
-this is a real live actual conversation that happens.
OB: [plotting against Bates} What we need to do is to make him a suspect when something’s really been stolen.
Thomas: How do we know anything’s been stolen?
OB: Because you stole it, you noodle.
You are both noodles, and this is a terrible idea.
- side note: how fucking spot on is it that when there are scenes happening in Carson’s office or the servants hall you can hear Mrs. Patmore and Daisy bickering in the background. I mean. I take this show to task for a lot but wow that is some tight storytelling.
- man do i miss the good ole days of Thomas and OB plotting and smoking in the courtyard. iconic.
- there is not much i find more delightful than Thomas saying “sod ‘em.” why can’t he have been given more dirty lines please…why is RJC’s ridiculous accent so fucking soothing. SEE HOW SOOTHED I AM. i am currently just a skin bag of loose bones and honey.
- Daisy and Mrs. Patmore are fuking underappreciated. Daisy misunderstanding Mrs. Patmore and thinking she’s supposed to poison the food while Mrs. P is away for eye surgery is one of the best and most subtle moments of comedic genius in television history.
- why is watching Thomas putting food in his mouth…so erotic. i did not ask for this. i was perfectly happy not knowing this about myself.
- okay so look. i am the first (okay maybe not the first) to admit that Thomas says and does some mean shit. he’s not perfect! some days…he is so overwhelmingly far from perfect that hypothetically you have to go have a good long talk with yourself in the bathroom mirror about why the eff it’s one o clock in the morning and you are lulling yourself to sleep with VIVID fantasies of putting a grown man in the bathtub, washing the pomade out of his hair, and seeing what kinds of noises he makes when you skritch the back of his head. hypothetically. i can only imagine that’s what it would be like because none of this is personal experience. but also let’s not pretend that i won’t defend Thomas to the everloving end. yes, it is not his finest moment to make light of a woman losing her pregnancy or a young person losing their mother, BUT for fuck’s sake why does no one seem to have a problem with people putting their hands on Thomas in violence, holy shit.
- aghhhhh the fact that Thomas holds himself so still, head so high and proud when he’s got bruises on his face. It is the Don’t Fucking Touch Me Stillness, cousin to his Blank Look of Shame, and you all know how i feel about that.
- hahahahahhah ohhhhhhh well fuck me i guess branson/sybil/gwen was the ot3 i didn’t even know i wanted.
UP NEXT IN SEASON 2: THOMAS SURROUNDED BY MEN IN UNIFORM, HOW WILL HE DEAL (spoiler alert: badly and with lots of looks of PANGED LONGING)
Pro tip for SoS games! Rather than trying to fertilize every 3x3 square in your field, just pick 1 square to fertilize every day (I usually pick a corner square). At the end of the season, you can take the crops from that particular square to the seed maker. Then when you plant them again, not only will you start out with higher quality seeds, but you will also be able to start the process over, and raise the quality even more. Or if you grow them in a greenhouse, you can keep fertilizing that square until you reach maximum quality, and then use the seed from that to replace the lower quality crops. It really saves on time and energy. Hope this helps!
[edited 05/24 11:35 a.m.] I need to add something to this since it’s getting attention. In my personal experience, I did this my first year but also I combined this action with a seed maker + the power circle: Maiden with Shield.
Now in my 2nd year, I use the liquid fertilizer and the cellar (but I think this might work too outside the cellar, with the seasonal crops each season, I don’t think in 31 days you will have 5 stars crops, but you will have better quality crops by the end of the season, that’s for sure). And with the Maiden with Shield, I finished raising the star rank of all the crops + flowers available in 3 seasons. I think that’s pretty fast.
In the cellar I started with Spring, Summer and Fall crops, I planted one (1) square of each crop and flower. Just one because (ex.) Summer is the season with most crops and it will take space. You will start raising 1 stat at a time with the 3 cellar rooms, like this you will not need more than 1 watering can (but I do recommend the capacity is at least at lvl 4 and range 3X3). Start with color, since most crops (Seasonals and all year) have this stat, and keep watering them and replanting them (with help of the power circle I mentioned earlier) and in no time you will have that 100% in the color stat. Repeat this action with all the stats, by the time you reach the size stat, the all year crops will not need more fertilizing (well maybe you will want another watering can for those crops, I just keep using the liquid fertilizer because I don’t care at this point about wasting it. Maybe you will feel the same, maybe not). For the winter crops just wait until you have maxed out the Spring or Fall crops and change the sun.
Okay, now some misc. info. DON’T waste materials in the super fertilizer. Use the “mega sparkly/sugary/juicy/uniform fertilizer”, do as I explained. Also, do a lot of “weeding” part-time jobs and/or plant softwood/hardwood trees. And I think that’s it. Hope this help too :D -Admin Alex
Character Pairing: Bucky x Reader Summary: When the reader loses her fiance to Hydra, she is sent to the Avengers compound for her protection. Forced to share the guest house with the famous assassin, the Winter Soldier, she must learn to cope with her loss and her new roommate. All this, while trying to solve the mystery of why Hydra is now hunting her.
A/N:This chapter is angst and nightmares, mention of vomit, but Bucky and Steve dressing as each other for Halloween, so who could ask for more…Credit to @readytocomply for the rad image of Bucky!Cap
Bucky and I had gotten back into our routine. Our workouts got more intense. I had moved on to sparring with a partner and hell he was a tough opponent. I even went a few times with Natasha and she was no easier. Sam was a piece of cake to take down though. Just a wink and a little exaggeration in the swing of my hips and he was putty.
I’ll never forget the look on Bucky’s face when I landed my first full force punch right to his jaw.
I immediately snapped my whole body away from his, hands up to my mouth, mouth open in total shock.
“James, I am so sorry!”
He looked half stunned and half proud as he spat a little bit of blood onto the floor.
“That was awesome.” he smiled and pulled me into a hug
“I think you’re ready to move onto guns doll.” he said as a smirk grew on his face
have I talked to you about the fact that I HC feuilly to have a serious croptop problem? and by problem i mean they collect them hardcore and when theyre not working in uniform they literally only wear croptops. I feel like ud appreciate this idk why also ily
I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS it’s also very me i’ve been starting to wear lots of crop tops lately but feuilly exclusively in crop tops is such a mood
Can I rec both of Rohkeutta's reverse big bang fics, because they are amazing and deserve all the love and show her versatility as an author and I just have a lot of feeling about them: /works/10951362 and /works/11109615
Steve’s already showered and changed into sweats and a tank top, his hair still sticking up in cowlicks. When Bucky drags himself to the couch, still in his uniform with soot on his face, Steve takes one look at him in the soft glow of the living room lamp and opens his arms.
Bucky drops the shield on the floor and crawls over Steve’s legs to collapse on top of him, tucks his face under Steve’s chin and exhales. “Jesus fucking Christ.”
The Wise Man teaches him sometimes if he catches Steve puttering around the woods: how to read the trees and the moss, when to listen to the birds and when it’s better to leave their advice untaken. He teaches Steve about the bears and why you’re never supposed to call them by their real name; tells him grittier and truer stories about the woodsfolk than the old ladies in the village.
“Bear no ill will for the woodsfolk,” the Wise Man tells him. “Washer hags will tell you to never drink from a forest-dweller’s cup, but if you’ve always treated Tapio’s court with respect, they will remember it.” He watches Steve with a critical eye; an old man with his long beard and ragged clothes, bird bones and animal teeth in his pockets. Then he pokes Steve’s chest with one bony finger. “You carry the woods with you, son,” he says. “Don’t fear them. Let them invite you in, when they’re ready.”
I'm ftm and a junior in high school. I experience a lot of chest dysphoria on a daily basis and have invested in a binder. The problem is, my high school requires everyone to take a gym class and I don't feel comfortable in the girls locker room. It is very packed and there is no privacy. Many of the other girls give me weird looks and talk about me when I wear a binder calling me a "freak" and "tranny". I already experience a lot of dysphoria especially about my large chest. Help?
i’m so sorry the girls in your school are such transphobic scums.
however the best advice i can manage is to maybe wear gym clothing to school that day (if you don’t have uniforms, if you do then i have another suggestion) and avoid the change room.
if you have the uniforms, the best i can say is ignore them, don’t show them what they want to see. maybe try telling a teacher as well.
school is tough as fuck especially with girls like that, but i know you can do it. remember every single day that you’re a valid boy, it doesn’t matter what anyone says or thinks.
what if hux & kylo only make the connection between flowers & wounds during starkiller? hux is anxiously commanding during the attack when suddenly his side sears and he screams, falling to his knees as an explosion rocks the base. it's only after a medic is seeing him on account of flowers appearing on his skin that he looks over at ren and sees a mirror of his flowers
i feel like this would make a lot of sense though! both boys are constantly covered up in front of each other–Hux in his uniform and Kylo in his robes–so the other would never see the wound/flowers on their bodies
so it’s only when hux is running through the snow, ignoring the vine of cherry blossoms that have appeared on his skin, and he sees a massive gash across Kylo’s face in the same place does Hux realise
Kylo is his soulmate, and he’s dying in the snow, and Hux is bothered about the flowers on his face
he gains a little perspective in that moment & it changes him for good
I finally managed to put my greedy hands on the Joker Game
setting material list) which contains a lot of info (Yes, I’ll try to scan the juiciest one if I’ll manage to… for now content yourself with knowing that Sakuma is confirmed as a member of the infantry, and on his insigna of arms there was written he was in the 1st infantry, Elena and Tazaki share the same height so the height itself couldn’t tip off the SMERSH assassin, there are maps of D Agency! in the settei Amari and Emma’s dad resemble each other A LOT, Kazato might have been Akutsu’s right hand man in the original plans and he was meant to wear aguillettes on his uniform like Muto…).
It’ll be awesome if there’s someone who feels up on translating things… but I get it might be a lot of work so I’ll understand if nobody wants to.
Still, I hope someone will be so kind as to give a try at translating these pages on the Wind Agency as there’s really little known info about it.
I know people don’t really care much about Wind Agency… but I still think it might worth something to know more about it.
So… help, please?
(Oh, if you’re wondering why quality isn’t so great that is because for some reason the book decided to post these settei in a smaller version compared to the others… which is a pity if you ask me but I don’t make the rules… ;_;)
Word Count: 1531 Author’s Note: from @malindacath: I keep playing in my mind of the reader and Jim getting married. Since they both know what the other is wearing, the reader decides to write Jim letters like her grandmother did the day she married her grandfather. One would be on the pillow when wakes, etc; he would find them in places he was not expecting all the while he had done the same after hearing his grandparents did the same; kind of like vows before the marriage vows??As to my letter writing vows, I think that Spock and Scotty would be hiding hers while Uhura and Bones would hiding his with help from each team. I imagine Bones being the one to give her away. Maybe even Pike marrying them. I loved this idea. I don’t normally like the idea of the Enterprise crew being married. I don’t know why. But I loved this idea and really enjoyed dredging through the romantic I keep locked up in the back of my head to make it sweet. I hope it worked. I’m not super romantic :D
You yawned and stretched, the sensation of waking on your own time strange and luxurious. You turned your head to check the time and were mildly amused that it was only ten minutes past when your alarm usually went off. You stretched a second time, and groaned, feeling your shoulders and wrists pop. Your hand dropped onto Jim’s pillow, and met with a paper envelope and you smiled. So old fashioned. You’d never expected it from him when you first met, but Jim was a man who loved the past, even as he boldly pushed forward into the future. When he’d suggested the letters as a way to personalize a wedding day that by Starfleet regulation needed to be very structured, you’d thought it was a sweet way to make the day truly belong to you both. As your hand slid across the crisp envelope, you realized it was utterly and completely romantic.
You sat up, and pushed your hair out of your face. Leaning against the wall, you slipped your finger under the edge of the envelope and broke the seal, pulling out a small notecard.
Let’s start with V. He is such a tease, seriously. And he would be like that in bed too. I’m not sure if he’d be loud though. He’d probably groan but I’m not sure about him moaning. If it was your first time with him be’d be really quiet but he would gradually get louder but only to a certain extent. Taehyung would definitely be one of the kinkiest of them all. I mostly think like that because of his personality, you never know what he’s going to do next. I think he would like to switch positions in between and also try out rather crazy ones and also experiment a lot with you. I feel like he would also try out public sex, just for the kick and he would maybe even do it again. I think he would be interested in toys and search for really crazy ones and just try them out to see how you’ll react to them. I could also see him trying out stuff like whipped cream, strawberries and chocolate syrup. I actually think that would be one of his favourite things to try out to be honest because there are basically aren’t any boundaries to what he could do with it. I think he would be the one to just lay naked on the table, covered in whipped cream, chocolate syrup, strawberries, cherries and whatnot to surprise you when you get home. If you told him you weren’t into that kind of stuff, he would at first try to persuade you and try to get you to like it but if you really were completely against it he would go along with you and maybe wish for this on his birthday or something. Another thing I think he likes is dirty talk, I mean his voice is basically made for that. His voice would probably be deeper and huskier in bed but, honestly, I think that would only make things hotter. I think he would also like to try out handcuffs as long as you’re okay with it although I’m sure he wouldn’t like it that much because, as I said before, he likes to switch positions a lot. But I think he would like to be in charge of pleasing you. Even if you were the one to top, he would still have the control over you. He may be really into experimenting but would always ask you for your consent before trying out new things. But I think V would also have a real sweet side to him, maybe even giggling and I think if it was the first time for you two there would be a lot of blushing too. But after your first time together he would started experimenting.
Taehyung would love experimenting, so you should always be ready for a surprise.
Jimin is probably the biggest teaser ever. He would run around without a shirt or ‘accidentally’ rub against you to see how you would react. He would kiss your weakest spots on your neck and literally do everything to turn you on. If he was horny, I think he’d be honest about it and tell you. I see him as being rather loud. He would maybe moan and groan a lot. I think he wouldn’t be as kinky as Taehyung though. He would try out a few positions but in the end stick to maybe two or three. His favourite positions would probably be missionary, cowgirl ,or whatever you might call it, and doggy. If you asked him to try something out though, he would as long as it wouldn’t be too crazy. I can see him being into role play though. Like, he’d be the teacher and you’d be the bad student who has to be punished or the master and maid thing and all that jazz. Since he likes to display an authoritarian role, I also think that he would ask you to call him 'daddy’ or 'sir’ or 'master’. He would then also call you 'bad girl’ and stuff like that. He would maybe be into spanking a little, but nothing too serious to the point where he hurts you really badly. He’d be into role play, hence he would want you to dress up accordingly to your role. If he were to be a teacher, he would wear a suit and tie and everything. I have a feeling he would have a weakness for you in a school uniform. That role play might be planned but Jimin would also have a really spontaneous side to him. I think he would be the type to actually just drive onto a parking lot and ask you to have sex with him. I’m not that sure about public sex though. Maybe in like a closed room at a club or something but otherwise I’m not that sure. But he would fuck you against a wall, and I’m sure about that. If he was drunk enough and turned on though he would probably take you on any available surface. Another thing he would be into is dirty talk. Maybe not as much as Taehyung would be, but he would do it every now and then combined with the role play aspect. But just like V, I think he also has a very sweet side to him which he also likes to show a lot and he would maybe tease you a bit if you moaned his name.
Jimin would be really into role play, so you better have a school uniform ready.
I see Jin as being completely vanilla, so, not being kinky at all. He just has that natural mother instinct and the way he cares about his members makes me think that he would also be really caring in bed. I think he’d be too embarrassed to tell you that he wants to have sex with you and just give you subtle hints, hoping you would get what he wants to tell you. If you wouldn’t though, he’d tell you. I think his favourite position would be missionary because that way he can just be really close to you and look at you. There would be a lot of kissing. And I can’t exactly imagine him as being loud, so I’d say that he’s rather quiet, mostly heavy breathing and maybe a bit groaning. He would also try out cowgirl if you asked him. I think another one of his favourites would be the one where you would sit on his lap, looking at him and he would be able to wrap his arms around you (I don’t know the name haha). Basically, he likes it when he’s close to you and can look into your eyes. He wouldn’t dare to spank you, rather he would ask you if you are comfortable and ask you if you liked what he was doing. Maybe even to the extent where you would be so embarrassed that you’d blush like crazy. If that would happen, he would smile and kiss and tell you how cute you are. If you asked him to try something out, he would probably be surprised, shocked even. Maybe you would be able to reveal one of his kinks, but, to be honest, I can’t think of any kinky things he would like. The kinkiest thing that comes to my mind is lingerie. And I don’t mean that super sexy stuff which consists out of a string and a little bit of translucent cloth, but lace. I think he would really, really like it if you wore lace underwear/lingerie. Preferably in white. I think he would call you his angel whenever you wore something like that and tell you how stunning you look. As much as I think Jin isn’t kinky at all, I also think he would be completely different when drunk. Then he would openly admit that he wants you and maybe even start dirty talking to you. He would be a lot more aggressive when drunk, but he still would never want to hurt you.
Jin is a total sweetheart inside out and he would always care for you, maybe a bit too much. But he’d always make it feel special, treating you like a queen.
I think Hoseok is kinkier than he seems. He may seem happy and almost innocent, but oh boy, I can see him dirty talking. He’d ask you if you liked what he was doing, ask you if you wanted him to go faster and ask you to beg. I actually think that he’d be rather loud, a bit like our dear Jimin. He would breathe rather loud and also groan a lot. Since he’s a dancer, I’m sure he knows how to work those hips. He would be a lot about speed. Go fast then go slow again only to speed up again later. I also think he would like shower sex a lot, like, the water adds something completely new to the situation. As I said earlier, I think he’d be into dirty talk. But stuff like spanking wouldn’t be his thing, rather ass grabbing. And that grabbing of your butt would probably be his way of implying that he wants to have sex with you. Otherwise I think he’d be rather straightforward about it, whispering that he wants you into your ear and stuff like that. As his nickname J-Horse implies, I think he would actually like it if you rode him. I also think that he would be the type to fuck you against a wall to be honest, just like Jimin. I think he would also like experimenting with toys and handcuffs but he wouldn’t be that into the role play thing. He would probably start laughing to be honest. I also don’t believe he would be into you calling him daddy. He might want to have the control over your body and talk dirty to you but the thing with calling him daddy would be a bit strange to him and maybe make him feel uncomfortable. But he would love it if you moaned his name. He would ask you to moan louder etcetera. I think he would also be one to leave a lot of hickeys basically everywhere. Hickeys are just his thing and he wants to make sure everyone knows you are taken. He also wouldn’t mind if you have him a hickey and would actually brag about it. I also think that he would write his name onto your wrist or something when you are sleeping or just not looking. I just see him as a possessive kind of guy. And that side sure would show when in bed. He would tell you that you only belong to him and all that stuff.
Don’t be fooled by Hoseok’s cute face because he sure has a different side to him.
Now let’s get to the maknae. Since he’s young, I think he’d be shy but soon open up to you and tell you about his fantasies and he would definitely want to try out a lot of things! And because he would be so curious about all this stuff and would want to try out a lot, I can’t really tell what his favourite positions would be. He would come up to you and ask you about toys and if you liked them and if you wanted to try them out and he would also tell you that he saw that one position he liked and that he wanted to try that out. However, Jungkook would be really embarrassed when he talked about that with you for the first time, but as soon as you would show interest or agree to one of his ideas/wishes, you wouldn’t get him to shut up. He would start talking and tell you about everything else he had on his mind and I’m certain that some of the things would be really kinky. He would probably get really excited and you would have to calm him down. I’m sure Jungkook would want to try our dirty talk but he’d probably get embarrassed which would lead into a really awkward situation, so either you’d have to make it less awkward by taking the lead or somehow reassure him that he was doing good for the first time trying it. He would get more confident every time and soon you wouldn’t be able to recognise him anymore when the doors are closed. I think he’d also want to try out public sex but he’d probably be really nervous and embarrassed about telling you. I think he’d like it if you wore some sexy lingerie for him, and not that white lace stuff like Jin, but really sexy one. He’d maybe even order some for you online. I think he wouldn’t be a loud moaner but more of a heavy breather and maybe someone who groans a lot. He’d love to hear you moan his name and if you did he would ask you to do it again because he just loves the sound. He would also really like giving you hickeys just to claim you as his, much like Hoseok. He’d tell you that he loves you and kiss you a lot.
Jungkook would be really experimental and open up more and more to you which would make sex more fun because then you know what he likes.
I have been thinking about what to write for Suga quite some time to be honest. So, Yoongi seems like the one who would like you to be on top. He wouldn’t mind topping you but it seems to me that he would like you on top of him more. Maybe because of the nice view? Or maybe because he’s too lazy. I think he has a kinky side to him but it would be rather hard to get that side to show. I think if you teased him enough to get him really frustrated he would show you that side of him. He then would use dirty talk and also do some spanking. If you once got him to show you his kinky side, he probably would always suggest some new things and maybe even show up with a collar for you one day. Maybe even one that has a small pendant with 'kitten’ or something else on it. But besides that, I think he would actually be a rather vanilla type of person. Of course, he would still have his kinks but wouldn’t really show them. As I said earlier, he would like you on top but would be up to try out a few other positions which would require him to top you. He would like it if you were submissive so that he could order you around and I think in those times he would also get more kinky and ask you to strip for him or something like that. If you were to be submissive, he would tease you a lot just to hear you beg. I think he would groan a lot but not moan that much. Let’s get back to his kinky side. Besides being dominant, I think he would like to maybe try out stuff that involves whipped cream or chocolate syrup. I don’t feel like he would be that into giving or getting hickeys. Sure, there would be maybe one or two but not more. Another thing I think he wouldn’t like is public sex, he just doesn’t seem like the one who’d be into that stuff. I also think he would be into blowjobs. He wouldn’t have to do much and would get to look at you. I think he would give you subtle hints when he wanted to have sex with you, like long and hungry stares.
Yoongi loves everything which involves him just laying back. But beware, from time to time his kinky side would shine through and he would be the one in charge.
Okay, Namjoon is last. He himself said that he is a really two-faced person, I strongly believe that too. Of course in public he would be the sweetheart he always is, but I am sure that he could also turn into someone completely different. While one side of him would be really sweet, caring and romantic, the other side would be dominant, rough and unbelievably sexy. His favourite positions would probably be doggy and missionary but he wouldn’t mind trying out something new. I think he also would like if you told him if you wanted to try something, although you might be embarrassed. Sex with his 'normal’ side would be pretty normal as well. He would be really soft and gentle with you, even if it wasn’t your first time. It gets more interesting when he shows his 'darker’ side. I feel like he just has a natural daddy kink, so of course he would love it if you called him that. He would also call you a 'bad/good girl’ and something around those lines. I think, if he was really upset or angry, he would tie your wrists together and just not show any mercy. Maybe even a bit of choking? I’m not too sure about that though. He would really, and I mean really be into dirty talk. Like, he basically wouldn’t stop. He also would swear but not moan as much. He’d rather groan. And he would tease you a lot. He would love to hear you beg, just like Yoongi. But in contrary to him, I think he’d get excited at the thought of having sex in public. He’d still prefer a separate room, like, not in a park behind a tree, but he would be up to give it a shot. And I’m not quite sure about hickeys. I think he has no problem with giving and getting one or two, maybe giving you even more hickeys, but it wouldn’t necessarily be one of his favourite things. Probably because he thinks that he doesn’t need to 'mark’ you to show that you belong to him. He would be pretty blunt if he was horny, just straight up telling you.
Namjoon has two sides to him which are as different as night and day. His kinks are bit more 'extreme’ than the ones of the others, but it would always be interesting.
Some really sketchy and creepy stuff has been going on by my house, and I need the strongest protection spells, wards, banishing spells, etc that you’ve got.
My dog has been snarling at the door and the front window a lot, especially after sundown.
Last night I saw a figure hurry out of sight on my front lawn, not even three feet from the window at night. I think they were watching me. Creepy and scary.
2 days ago I also heard someone parked right in front of my house angrily slamming their car door at 2 am multiple times, so hard that it shook my house and caused a mug to fall and break. Weird.
Someone had drawn dicks on my car windows, and I don’t know anyone on this street that would’ve done it as a silly prank, and it wasn’t my landlord who did it. So that’s creepy.
Today, someone dressed in a uniform came by and knocked on my door while I was home alone. Because of their uniform I thought they were with the dept. of of water and power, so I opened the door. Turns out he was some door to door salesman trying to get homeowners to improve their homes. He then proceeded to verbally sexually harass me and make a lot of inappropriate comments about my body until I shut the door on him.
These are just a few examples of weird and creepy things that have been happening around me at home recently. I feel very uncomfortable. It’s only me and my landlord here (a tiny woman in her 60s). I know that we are more likely to be targets of a crime because we do not live with any men and she’s just a little old lady.
Because of all these recent happenings, I want to put up some serious magical protection (on top of being generally more cautious). Does anyone have any good protection spells, wards, banishments, etc that work for them? I’m desperate. I don’t even feel safe in my own house anymore. Any tips or spells would be appreciated.
I made a promise to fix this supercorp one after dropping that angst bomb on yall
“Miss, you can’t go up there.”
Kara huffs, jerks at the ends of her jacket and- tears it. “Lena, she said- Lena said I could go up there whenever I want.”
“It’s midnight ma'am.”
“What?” Kara snorts, “No. I just.” Her glasses slip down her nose, and they creak when she shoves them back up. “I went to the- the,” Kara leans forward across the counter, taps at the security guard’s badge, “spacebar at four and left in like, five minutes tops.”
“The space bar, right. Okay miss, you need to leave.”
Hi! I like you version of hp yoi au, but it always bugged me that Viktor is in Durmstrang even though he's Russian. I mean I get it is for the plot but Durmstrang is not really culturally close to Russia, especially when there is Russian own wizarding school. So I wanted to suggest maybe you could create a little Koldovstoretz!Viktor au? I mean there's not much information about the school itself but it still would be a very interesting version - and so much freedom to imagination :) Thank you!
Hello and thank you!! I’m replying you under a read more, if that’s alright.
Jerome Imagine - You and Me Are Gonna Have A Lot of Fun."
Imagine yourself being the first person Jerome sees after Dwight brings him back and he walks out of the City Morgue.
It’s late and you’re walking home to your apartment near the Narrows. You stop for a minute underneath a flickering street lamp. ‘Stick to the lights.’ You think to yourself. You know your Aunt would be pissed that you walked home in the dark instead of just calling her to come get you, especially since you live in a bad neighborhood, but you like the night air. It gives you time to think.
You hear footsteps out in the dark which break you away from your thoughts and cause your head to snap up, looking in the direction they’re coming from. That’s when you see him beneath another street lamp, his head tilted upwards toward the black night sky; ginger hair, staples running across his forehead that are almost unnoticable in the dark but appear to be holding his skin together and a leather jacket conceiling the top-half of what you notice is a GCPD uniform. It’s Jerome Valeska. You recognize him immediately despite his altered appearance and you try to shrink back into the shadows but he’s already seen you and he starts walking over with that same self-confident stride, an eerie grin spreading slowly over his face.
You’re frozen, knowing you should run as your mind wills you to move but you stand still just staring at his face as he approaches. ‘Dear God,’ you think, 'what is he doing here?’ You’d heard from all the news reports that he was dead, yet here he was standing in front of you.
“Hey,” he says, still grinning as he notices you taking in the staples on his forhead again. “You know it’s not polite to stare.”
“Um…uh, I…” You stutter out.
“What’s your name? And what are you doing in a place like this?” He makes a grand gesture around, indicating the quiet empty street in the heart of the Narrows.
“Y/N.” You respond without thinking. “And I don’t really live that far from here.” 'Idiot!’ You say inside your head, “don’t tell him where you live.’ “I, uh. I better get going. I was just on my way home.”
Jerome grins menacingly and steps towards you, grabbing your chin with a gloved hand. “Oh, I don’t think so, sweetheart. I think you’re coming with me instead.”
You try to pull away from him but he has your arm with his other hand. His grip is shockingly firm. “Wh-what are you going to do?”
He laughs and takes in your form. “Not sure yet. Guess we’ll have to see, won’t we?”
“No,” you say, struggling in vain to break his grasp. “We won’t.” You stamp on his foot trying to injure him but he simply laughs and pulls you in closer to him until your chest is pressed closer into his. You don’t want it to, but suddenly everything about him intoxicates you. His eyes, the GCPD uniform and that leather jacket, the smell of his cologne, the way the staples on his forehead make his face look. All you can do now is stare up at him with big eyes and you notice that the region between your legs feels as if it’s vibrating and you think you might faint.
Jerome catches on and grins again, staring down at you, trembling in his arms. “You and me, I think we’re gonna have a lot of fun.”
** So it’s not done yet, I’m definately gonna add more to this, but just wanna give you guys a little preview. Feel free to request any Jerome fics you guys would like to see. This is my first Jerome imagine. **