i have a great girlfriend

lately i have been resenting having to get on my bicycle to get to and from school which is how u kno things are Bad

Misha stans: He died in 5 minutes

Me: You’ve still got Jim Beaver who is gonna be sticking around as far as I can tell… Also Timeless is awesome so shush. Enjoy it. Its got a lot of plot drawn out at this point, so maybe start at the beginning, but enjoy the history and the cast.

Sometimes being an asexual is so much fun, especially during those annual Christmas family gatherings. All my cousins, even the younger ones, always bring their boy- and girlfriends along and I have a great time listening to my relatives who don’t know my sexuality (or lack thereof) pitying me for being alone and assuring me that ‘I still have time, I’ll find the right boy, it’s a fate’. Meanwhile I’m free to leave and head home whenever I please while my aunts must wait for their drunk husbands to decide when is the right time to go because they ‘can’t be seen leaving separately’. Ah, sweet sweet freedom.

things that i hate: when people misinterpret you being minimally friendly as flirting/reciprocating their flirting

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(Rgn) stands for random girl name.
You can imagine a random girl *or girl you hate* being grants gf because I like Hannah and I don’t wanna make Hannah seem like a bitch…

Staying at Grant’s home was great. Except one thing. Grant’s girlfriend.

I have been friends with Grant as long as I can remember. We have had ups and downs. He helped me through every relationship I was in. I helped him through every relationship he was in. Except this one.

She wasn’t the nicest person on planet earth. She was probably the hottest girl in the world. But her heart was as cold as the Antarctic.

She was rude to me. I was rude back. Until one day it got serious.

‘You think you can come into my home and make a mess and just leave the mess! No you can’t!’ Her voiced boomed through the house.

I spilled the soda went to the kitchen to find some napkins. I come back she’s mad as hell. She was yelling at me about how I leave a mess. I don’t get why she’s so rude.

'I just went to the kitchen to get some napkins to clean it up.’ I said quietly.

'I’m sure. You probably left another mess down in the kitchen.’ She said with a lot of sarcasm in the first sentence. 'You know what. Just leave. Pack your shit and leave.’

'What!’ I was pissed I went to the guest room I was staying in and grabbed my backpack with all my stuff. 'I know Grant. He isn’t gonna be happy with you kicking me out but it’s your loss.’

I walked down the stairs and to the front door.

'You probably just lost the most amazing man in your life.’ I said as I walked out to find Grant parking his car in the drive way.

'Where are you going Y/N?’ He asked kindly.

'Ask your girlfriend.’ I said pissed as he walked to the front door as she waved goodbye.

I walked to the nearest bus station and thought about where I was gonna go. LA is a big city. Let’s go somewhere small.

Fresno, Turlock, Sacramento. Around that area.
Somewhere far. But not to far. Maybe even Anaheim.

I just wanna get away from everyone I know. My phone rang.

Grant 🐸

“Hello?”

“What the hell Y/N!”

“What happened Grant?”

“You think you can come into my home and treat my girlfriend like shit Y/N!”

“Oh, fuck off Grant.”

I hung up as the bus pulled up. I paid my fee and sat down plugging in my earbuds and my forehead against the window.

'Lady, You need to get up.’

I woke up seeing the bus driver shaking my shoulder.

'This is the last stop ma'am. You have to get off.’

'Oh okay.’

I got off the bus and looked around as the bus pulled away.

There was a sign. My phone rang again it was Grant. I ignored it.

After the call I checked my phone to see a bunch of calls and text messages from Grant.

I turned off my phone and walked to the nearest convenience store.

I got a water, pack of gum and a bag of hot cheetos.

I paid the man and told him to keep the change.

I walked outside and turned my phone back on. I called on of my closest friend.

“Hello?”

“Hey, Dave did I wake you up?”

“Kinda, what’s up Y/N.”

“Can you pick me up? Please?!”

“I thought you were staying at Grant’s place?”

“I got kicked out by his girlfriend, she doesn’t even live there.”

“Oh my gosh l m a o. ”

“Haha very funny Dave so can you pick me up or not?”

“Yee where are you?”

“I’m on the corner of Orange and Lace.”

“Okay I am on my way.”

“Thank you Dave.”

“No problem.”

I waited a couple of minutes until a car pulls up.

It’s was Dave.

'Get in loser!’ He said as I hopped in the car.

After a while of just driving around I plugged in my phone to the aux cord and played Somebody Told Me by The Killers.

Breakin’ my back just to know your name
Seventeen tracks and I’ve had it with this game
A breakin’ my back just to know your name
But heaven ain’t close in a place like this
Anything goes but don’t blink, you might miss
'Cause heaven ain’t close in a place like this
I said heaven ain’t close in a place like this
Bring it back down, bring it back down tonight
Never thought I’d let a rumor ruin my moonlight

Well somebody told me you had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year
It’s not confidential, I’ve got potential

Ready let’s roll onto something new
Takin’ it’s toll then I’m leaving without you
'Cause heaven ain’t close in a place like this
I said heaven ain’t close in a place like this
Bring it back down, bring it back down tonight
Never thought I’d let a rumor ruin my moonlight

Well somebody told me you had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year
It’s not confidential, I’ve got potential

Well somebody told me you had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year
It’s not confidential, I’ve got potential

Well somebody told me you had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year
It’s not confidential, I’ve got potential

Dave and I sang our hearts out as we got to his place. I waited for him to open the door and let me in.

We walked in and I placed my stuff down. My phone rang it was Grant.

I decided to answer it.

“What do you want Grant?!”

“I wanna know why you left!”

“I told you to ask your girlfriend. ”

“She left she’s coming back tomorrow morning.”

“I don’t get why you’re even with her.”

“What did you say?”

“I said that your girlfriend is a total bitch.”

“Y/N you’re a even bigger bitch complaining about everything.”

“You wanna know why I left. I left because your girlfriend kicked me out.”

I hung up and sat down on the couch. Dave was smiling at me.

“Why are you smiling?”

“I don’t know I Just love you so much as a sister you know.” He said.

“Yeah I know I love you so much like a brother.”

-next morning-

I woke up and checked my phone. Grant had texted me.

Grant 🐸: y/n I’m so so so sorry.
I fucked up.
God, you where my best friend.
And I let a girl ruin our friendship.
Please answer me to let me know that you’re okay! Please.

I replied I’m fine.

Grant 🐸: come over right now.

Dave came out of his room and sat down next to me.

“Dave, can you take me to Grant’s? Please?”

“Yeah.”

We walked out to the car and he drove me to Grant’s.

I knocked on the door only to find her opening the door.

“What are you doing here? I told you to leave!”

“Now don’t be so rude (rgn).”

“Hi uh Grant. Baby.”

“Y/N come on in.”

She looked at me with a face I have never seen before.

“Now, (Rgn) I need to talk to you.”

“Yes, sweetie.”

“Don’t call me that anymore.”

“Why?”

“Because we aren’t together anymore.”

“What! Why?! Don’t you love me!”

“Not as much as I love my best friend.”

“Fuck you Y/N! Fuck you.”

She ran out the door and you heard an engine start as the car zoomed away.

“I love you Y/N so so so much.”

“I love you too Grant.”

WHAT ok so I need a cover for this book and I was wondering if you guys can try to make me one and on tumblr press the submit

^i may not have the submit thingie open for awhile until I get to go on a computer! 🌚