i have a feeling this one is going to be hilarious

casan-dun  asked:

002 for sunny

thanks for the ask!

send me…

002 | give me a character & i will tell you

  • how i feel about this character:

sunny is the best baby in the whole entire world. i absolutely love her. when i first read the books i don’t think i cared about her that much but on my next few rereads i realized that she really does have her own personality (and it’s a great one). she is so sassy and so brave. most of the time sunny is just hilariously not frightened of the villains, for instance in book 10, which i think is really entertaining.

  • all the people i ship romantically with this character:

nobody. even if i age sunny up i can’t think of anyone i would ship her with.

  • my non-romantic otp for this character:

the incredibly deadly viper? they were going to be an amazing team.

  • my unpopular opinion about this character:

this is probably quite an unpopular opinion, but i think sunny was written a bit oddly. it’s very important to the books that violet is an excellent inventor and that klaus has great researching skills. i just didn’t feel biting was really a good enough counterpart - i know she’s a baby, but i feel there could have been something better done. also, the fact that she becomes interested in cooking is great, but it makes no sense. however gifted she is, how is she learning without even having access to another person who can cook, or any equipment, or any recipes?

  • one thing i wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:

to be honest i wish sunny had been the one to solve more of their problems as a group. i always felt - understandably, as she’s a baby - that klaus and violet did the majority of the problem-solving, and this is becoming even more apparent in the netflix series. i kind of get it, but also i hope there’s a big deal made out of sunny climbing the elevator shaft with her teeth because that is really key. she isn’t just an add-on - she is as great as her siblings. i wish in both the books and netflix that we got to see more of sunny being the hero.

  • my otp:

erm i just don’t have one sorry. my favourite relationships for sunny really are her siblings.

  • my cross over ship:

ok i’m awful at these. i just can’t ship sunny, i’m sorry

  • a headcanon fact:

my headcanon is that sunny is really, really good with animals. this is a bit of a cliche, because she can’t talk, but i love to imagine that somehow in the snicketverse animals can kind of understand sunny a little bit better than the adults.

i’m in my prime,
not withering and old.
but i refuse to play
your wicked games any longer.

i know this tether is unbreakable,
but you make me feel like i’m interchangeable.
you drew a target on my heart,
when did this become fatal attraction?

i don’t have the strength,
the energy,
nor the patience
to be held hostage by your love.

so baby please don’t despair
when i say that
i’ve found the courage to
let you go.

you were never meant to be tied down in the first place.

—  believing i could love you was my mistake, c.j.n.

macklemore: I am disappointed, shocked and shaken at my core by what has transpired tonight. I gathered around the TV with my family and loved ones, ready to celebrate history being made. My daughter had this little blue dress on. I was ready to pop the Martinelli’s and hold her, watching Hilary Clinton become the first female president of the United States of America. But…It didn’t happen. I had a sick feeling in my gut, riddled with anxiety as the polls started coming in. After hours of a growing pit in my stomach, it was over. I left the TV, grabbed my daughter and took her to bed. 
But now, as I’m laying next to my her as she sleeps, I remember. Remember what I have control over and what I don’t. I don’t have control over Donald Trump becoming president. That has been decided. But what I do have control over is where I go from here. 
I will teach my daughter to love. All people, regardless of the color of their skin, gender, religious beliefs, sexual orientation or where their birth certificate says they’re from. I will teach her how important it is to be an advocate for humanity. Not just the portion of humanity that benefits her. I will teach her non violent communication. That in the face of hatred we must love each other even harder. Not give in. Not get discouraged or feel like our progress in the past is void. Keeping fighting for all of us, with an emphasis on those that and have been the most affected by systemic oppression. I will teach her that when she is silent during moments of injustice, she is siding with the oppressor. I will teach her that walls divide people, and by their nature cannot bring us closer. And that just because someone holds the most powerful position in the world, does not make that person right, just or fair. Donald Trump is not raising my daughter. I am. I get to encourage and nurture her to be who she wants to be. Teach her that her voice and actions can change the world. Teach her that she can do anything that a man can do. And one day, even become president of the United States of America. I have work to do. It starts now. And that work is the only thing bringing me peace at the moment.

(via instagram)

pennigg101297  asked:

Best auror partners fics?

AGHHH MY WEAKNESS (okay so I have many weaknesses but still lmao)

Drarry + Auror partners

All Our Secrets Laid Bare by firethesound (149k)
Over the six years Draco Malfoy has been an Auror, four of his partners have turned up dead. Harry Potter is assigned as his newest partner to investigate just what is going on.
(A classic by one of my favorite authors. This was the fic that got me into Auror!Harry. So hilarious, so many feels, so well-written, I love it.)

Countdown by dysonrules (14.5k)
When the Wizarding world is plagued by random outbreaks of Dark Magic, the Ministry assigns Curse-Breakers to assist Auror teams on their missions. Harry shouldn’t be surprised when Draco Malfoy is assigned to his team, but is Malfoy a Curse-Breaker, or a curse-bringer?
(I’m never getting over this fic with its random domesticity like Harry bribing Draco to come over and make him pancakes. Funny, precious, lovely.) 

The Venice Job by nishizono (25k)
Harry Potter was one of the youngest Aurors in history. He was the Boy Who Lived, and the Boy Who Lived Again. He loved Guinness and Quidditch, and hated pineapple. He wrote letters to Hagrid every Thursday, and on Sundays, he visited Hermione and Ron. Harry Potter was also not gay.
(Absolutely hilarious writing, Draco’s waltzing poetry over his coffee and sneaking sugar cubes are my favess. First scene sets the tone, try it!)

Highlands by Seefin (16k)
The tent was a joke, that was basically the only explanation he could come up with as to why the Aurors would send he and Draco on a several-month mission with only their most basic model. Once, when Harry had been on one of the big ones, the kind of mission where there was a little Auror camp out in the wilderness, twenty or so tents all pitched practically on top of each other, he had slept in one with two stories. Actually it was more of a mezzanine level, but still. Their current one didn’t even have a fucking toilet. And if Harry were allowed to communicate with anyone other than Draco then he would definitely be lodging an official complaint right about now.
(SHARING A TENT. COOKING. ACCIDENTAL PUNS. Draco is sarcastic, Harry has an internal crisis, they have lots of sex. Also the writing is A++.)

Take the Air by dysonrules (52k)
Someone or something is attacking Muggles and leaving them for dead. Auror Harry Potter is assigned to the case, but with his usual partner unavailable, he is stuck with the most annoying Auror ever to walk the halls of the Ministry.
(Animagus!Harry in this takes one of my favorite forms of his. We have sweetness, heartbreaking ostracized!Draco, and nice characterizations.)

Whoo Knew? by oceaxe (18k)
Despite having had a crush on his Auror partner for years, Draco’s been biding his time and waiting for the perfect opportunity to make his case. But when Harry subscribes to a new wizarding personals service, Draco gets a wake-up call. With new each message that arrives for Harry from a hopeful suitor, it becomes more and more clear that the time to act has arrived.
(SCREAMSSS I LOVE THIS FIC. The pining is excruciating but oh-so-good, the funny moments, everything. It just gets better the more I read it, too.)

Crystal Clear by ICMezzo (6.7k)
Harry customizes a snow globe. Draco listens to centaur weather reports. Ron investigates the height of Pansy’s boots. And Hermione knows even more than everything, as usual. (No one signs up for the class for lactating witches.)
(So sweet and so hilarious, Draco gives Harry ridiculous pet names, Harry is really bad at hiding things, all the fluffffff. I love this fic so much okay.)

• It’s the Love of the Chase (That Created the Ride) by lumosed_quill (13k)
Draco and Harry are new Auror partners. It’s a bit dull. Until they finally see some spell action and things get a lot more interesting (in Draco’s pants).
(This is a treasure among Drarry fics and I can’t get over it. Friends-with-benefits-to-lovers, hotness, powerful!Harry, a bit of angst. Yesss.)

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and yet again I try to draw cool shit but cant decide what to go with in the end

also dont let yourself be fooled by the art bc here’s what I think abt it: this can be fucking hilarious

so heres a list of hcs aka a list of things I might have to draw sometimes later bc its ass oclock rn and I gotta travel tomorrow but this is rly good AU why is organization-type AUs so good

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4x01 Recap - Echoes (The 100)

Alright folks, it’s time. My show has returned, and I am throwing myself back on this ride with wild abandon.

I’m adopting my Discussapalooza style from here on out. Which is to say that this recap is going to be very long. If there are any sections that you’d like me to pull out and post seperately, let me know. Otherwise, you have been warned - I like to go in depth.

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not sheepish at all friend!

They seem to have been spotted by Kate and Maggie, lol

The bottom one was the original i had, but i didn’t know how to do background??? and i wasn’t feeling it anymore, but the concept is hilarious to me so i decided to post it.

it was going to have a saying on the bottom, like those mock motivational posters with the black framing. it was going to say “Jon and Ed crash a gay pride parade”, lol.

Dear 13 year old female followers,
  • Don’t even worry that your body doesn’t look just like that woman on that magazine. Her body isn’t even real, yours is.
  • Just because you’re “not like other girls” doesn’t make you better than them (by the way, I KNOW you’re just saying that for guys to like you, I know because I used to say that). And of course you’re not like other girls, and they’re not like you either. Everyone is different somehow.
  • Life does get better (because middle school is trash for everyone)
  • It’s okay to like things that are different from what other people might like
  • Stand up for yourself, 
    “No one can make you feel inferior without your consent” 
                       - Eleanor Roosevelt
  • You’re going to drift away from some of your friends that you have right now, but that’s okay, because you’ll make new ones really fast.
  • You don’t need straight As to be successful 
    • Speaking of straight, you might not be, and that’s ok
Bts reaction to you getting your wisdom teeth pulled (Requested)

Jin: 

worried mother mode would be activated as soon as you got to the dentist the hole time you where in surgery he would be panicking because he doesn’t want his jagiya to go through any pain granted that you are numbed and put to sleep.As soon as you get out of surgery though he would be caring and loving mother mode and grant your every need and wish. ( sorry about the gif I could find one where he looked very worried) JIN:”Omo jagiya you’re okay, How are you feeling are you hurt.” since the dentist told you not to talk you would have to write down your response.


Originally posted by eatjin

Rap monster:

 Rap monster wouldn’t be too worried like jin because he knows that you would make it and he would think that you are just hilarious after the surgery because you are still on gas. Y/N: Oppa look at all the unicorns! Rapmon:(gif) sweetie those are just horses. Y/N: WHat no thoses are unicorns. Rapmon:OKay whatever floats your boat jagiya.


Originally posted by fyeahbangtaned

suga:

suga would be grossed out because of the bloody gauze and he would still look out for you like help to change them every few hours but then he would complain and want to go to bed. Suga: (gif) okay jagiya when you month heals I expect a million kisses because I just changed you bloody gauze again.wake me up in three hours so we can change it again okay? Okay goodnight

Originally posted by taedboy

J-hope: 

J-hope would be lowkey grossed out but you  would annoy him just a little bit because you will not stop touching and poking your cheek,and you keep pulling at the gauze.J-hope:(Gif) NO jagiya stop messing with the gauze it has to stay there,No no no don’t touch your face you will just make it hurt worse later.


Originally posted by jimentos

Jimin: JImin I feel would ask stupid questions and just be annoying on purpose just because he wants to see you talk,while you still have the cute  big cubby cheeks. Jimin: “Y/N,Y/N,Jagiya,princess,honey,sweetheart” Y/N:What Jimin (you say with a lisp) Jimin:(Gif) Did it hurt when the pulled your teeth babe?

Originally posted by chimcheroo

Jungkook:

I am going to be honest with you he would want to get his removed with you as well just so you don’t have to go through the pain alone but you have to tell him no and just end up going with your brother jin so he won’t whine but when he found out he would be upset. Jungkook:You went without me jagiya why what if something bad happened and i wasn’t there? Y/N:Oppa I just went to get my wisdom teeth pulled it isn’t that big of a deal nothing happened to me i’m fine. Jungkook: I know but I am you boyfriend  I am supposed to worry and I really just wanted to go with you to see you after 

Originally posted by jjks

V:

V would just be a ball of sunshine he would do whatever the dentist told him to do before you guys left like change your gauze every 2 hours,wipe you drool off your chin and he would let you just talk the nonsense from your brain because off the pain medication. V:okay jagiya it is time to change your gauze.open your mouth please. Y/N: NO don’t take my tongue I need it. V:Babe I am not going to take your tongue okay.(he says while wiphing your drool off your chin) Y/n:Promise? v:Promise.   

Originally posted by hellosarang

A/N: okay that is my first request I hope that you guys and girls like it I don’t have any experience with getting wisdom teeth pulled so sorry if they aren’t that good or accurate but I tried.The gifs are not mine credit goes to the rightful owners and sorry for any grammar and or spelling errors and please feedback of any kind is always welcome.~Zero

I’ve watched almost a full season of Original Flavor Star Trek™ and I have some observations.

1) Everything in the show is kind of hilarious on the surface. The theme song sounds like a big-budget sixties musical. There’s at least one scene where the ship is rocking and Uhura falls halfway across the bridge going one way and everyone else falls the other. The effects are what you expect from the sixties. Still entirely watchable, though, which I didn’t really expect.

2) Having said that, this show does not mess around. It was always about social justice.

3) I feel like Kirk in popular culture has a reputation he didn’t earn when it comes to women.

4) The worst thing anyone has ever done to this franchise is turn it into generic, mindless action. (The next worst is taking Ricardo Montalban’s character and replacing him with a pasty white boy with no charisma.)

okay I’m two episodes through with my trash rewatch and I have thoughts/feelings (definitely lots of those):

  • Lucy accuses Flynn twice to his face of killing his family, and he doesn’t bother at all trying to explain to her that he didn’t do it. He is just (surprise) so one-track-minded focused on Rittenhouse that he keeps repeating it to her and insisting that she find out who they are.
  • so when she accuses him in 1x14 of not telling her who her dad was if he knew all along…. girlfriend, he kind of did??
  • but she’s just NOT AFRAID of him, he finds her in the train station in 1x02 being a smug jackass all “Lucy, we have to stop meeting like this” (yeah dude, on your SECOND ADVENTURE, you’re convinced that you have this ~cute secret meetup society~ going on…. oh the hubris and delusion of Garcia Flynn, oh babe seriously)
  • and she’s like you son of a bitch what did you do to my sister and just goes after him, and he doesn’t even care, he’s like you’re gonna help me it’s the future, now please don’t get in my way k bai
  • also, “I’m not trying to DESTROY America, I’m trying to SAVE IT!!” and Lucy is confused but she doesn’t exactly know what to say to that, and she of course doesn’t tell Rufus and Wyatt that she talked to him
  • his facial expressions the entire time he’s dealing with Booth and his muttered “actors…” are the best, also Flynn, buddy, friend, pal, you have like 0% right to tell anyone off for being melodramatic WHEN YOU ARE LITERALLY THE MOST MELODRAMATIC INDIVIDUAL IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, DO NOT FIGHT IT YOU KNOW IT’S TRUE
  • also everyone keeps describing Flynn as “tall” and over here my ass is like huh huh huhyyyup 6′4″ and I clearly have no weaknesses at all for such a type
  • and when he barges into the box at Ford’s Theatre and Lucy’s there, he is GENUINELY STUNNED AND THROWN. He was not planning on this and he does not want it. He stares at her and lowers his gun and is about to possibly do something else, but remembers why he’s there and just kind of grabs Lucy and throws her onto the couch and shoots Lincoln and jumps out of the box, because Garcia Flynn is a terrible human being who makes bad choices.
  • this after he was shooting like crazy at Wyatt earlier (also something Flynn enjoys doing apart from a) being A-Number-One Lucy Preston Fanboy and b) making aforesaid bad choices). Again, he doesn’t try in any serious way to hurt her, he just wants her out of his way. Wyatt, yeah, dude’s trying to kill him, he’ll do the same, but not Lucy.
  • don’t get me wrong – he’s a shitty dude who does shitty things, especially when we’re only two episodes in and he’s just basically a one man wrecking ball, but okay there’s just this whole ~THING with them from the start and it’s dark and twisty and so good
  • aka basically pure shipping crack cocaine for me
  • I regret all/none of my choices
  • feed my hunger
  • feed it
The Beatsy Boys

Word Count: 2130

Genre: fluff, coming out

Pairing/Fandom: Jake Peralta/Amy Santiago, past Stevie/Jake, Brooklyn Nine Nine

Warnings: light swearing

Summary:

The squad knows something is up between Stevie and Jake. They just don’t know what.

A/N I know I’m a phan account but I just had lots of bi Jake feelings. (There’s a scheduled phanfic coming out in 5 hours, don’t worry.)

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I really don't talk about my love life on here but I'm feeling in a good mood so why not? Just a little story time about me and my boo 👀

About almost 3 years ago. I met my current boyfriend soon to be hubby 😘😘, and at that time he was just a guy trying to get off the friend zone. Which to me I found hilarious because I was in a relationship at that time and I thought to my self, “why is this dude still not giving up?” Lol. At that time. Me and my ex were having a lot of problems and I decided to end the relationship. Almost 4 years of going out and I never really felt anything close to love by his side, like that spark feeling. Yeah, might sound a little harsh but it was one of those high school sweetheart relationships. The ones that just make you smarter for next time. I appreciate it though. Anyways, around 3 years ago. My parents found out who i was starting to see and with great disapproval they told me to stop seeing him. I really didn’t mind since I had just started dating him so I tried cutting him off. And I remember he said “algún día haré que te enamores de mi y serás mía para siempre.” I remember laughing that one off, talking about “ay si como no” in my mind. After that days went by, months. No more texts or calls from him. Something that was so usual stopped. I wasn’t going to lie i missed it. Pero pues ya que? 🤷🏻‍♀️
November 2015 and it was my birthday. I was definitely not even expecting a text from him at this time. “Maybe he just quit and moved on?” I thought to myself. And I caught myself caring. Around 9 pm that day I get a text from an unknown number saying “te toque la puerta y no abriste, sal para afuera”
I read it and went outside to find a shitload of roses on my front porch and a note card that also said “nunca voy a parar de luchar por ti Iris, feliz cumpleaños❤” my heart dropped. This man had actually remembered my birthday, plus he did the most with the dozens of roses on my porch. I was shocked. I knew they were from him even though there was no name on the note. So many types of feelings were set at that moment. At that time I was letting my parents control who I was seeing and who I didn’t, for a couple of months I saw him undercover without any family members knowing. It made me sad to have to hide the person I enjoyed being with from the people I loved. Era el 21 de Marzo cuando en un arrepente lo mire en sus ojos y mire que yo estaba y estoy completamente enamorada de él y que todo al fin del tiempo si valió la pena. Su paciencia y ternura fueron el gran detalle de todo. He was right all along. With him I found that spark I never found with anyone else. A chemical reaction almost.
(Sidenote: I hope if you haven’t already you guys get the same feeling from someone sometime in your lifetime, love is powerful and if you have the right person don’t you ever fuck that up)

concept: the entire smh crew + friends working at the disneyland parks.

bits is working as a chef at the jolly holiday bakery cafe who occasionally visits jack, an animator who works at the animation academy and is best friends with shitty, tho he’s referred to as mr. knight at the parks.

shitty doesn’t work at the parks but is involved at disney animations a lot since his girlfriend lardo is both an animator for disney shorts and an occasional imagineer for the parks. she loves going to the parks bc a) her work is there woot woot and b) ransom & holster are performers in the parade and shows. (occasionally they’re seen at  Le Salon Nouveau in D33 but shhh no one knows that).

nursey and dex are apart of the college program, along with chowder. nurse is always operating rides and somehow, dex is always there to fix it. chowder is an assistant to all face characters and loves hanging out with farmer, who plays belle in the shows and at meet and greets.

they definitely have a blast closing down the park occasionally 

anonymous asked:

I have yet to see a single person in the KHR! fandom who actually likes Iemitsu (or at least, DOESN'T enjoy causing him emotional agony), but your story of Tsuna calling Reborn his dad is one of the best things I've ever seen come from it. I love it. Reborn going along with it is hilarious, too. Usually, I would feel bad for a victim of the combined forces of Reborn and Tsuna (who even in canon does have a weird sense of humor sometimes), but somehow I don't feel bad for Iemitsu at all. Thanks!

Iemitz is sorta like the fandom punching bag tbh

Reborn is such a little shit and Tsuna being the aggravated unmotivated teen he is has so much potential to grow up to be a shit just like reborn. It probably starts as him trying other ways to cope with the crazy shit Reborn and the rest do b/c?? screaming doesn’t work?? being Critically Injured doesn’t work, nothing normal works, so, acceptance in the form of “I have to live with this so I may as well contribute to this fuckery in my own way” is the way to heckin go.

He didn’t expect it to actually give him some leverage over some of the more chaotic people in his life. He didn’t expect that he actually kinda saw Reborn as a sort-of father figure/guiding (pffha) hand and certainly didn’t expect him to go along with it. And he didn’t expect people to start fearing his resulting behavior (and fearing him). Congrats Tsuna, what originally started as a hail mary/last-ditch-effort ended up working and becoming an integral part to who you are. Hooray! 🎉🎉

I am very glad that other people like this silly idea

anonymous asked:

I feel like this has been done before but, concept, the zimmermanns recreating The Photo after the falconers win the Stanley cup

oooooh anon you have hit a humor trifecta for me here: people recreating childhood photos, hilariouslyembarassing!dadbob, and any mention of strange babby jay-z. so here we go:

so a few years after jack joins the falconers, they win the cup. it’s amazing, and emotional, and crazy etc. bad bob is so damn happy for his son. it’s been a rough go at times but he’s so happy jack has achieved this major goal. 

shortly thereafter, feeling a bit nostalgic, he is looking through old pictures when he comes upon it, *that* picture. how had he not busted this one out before? its hilarious. and sometimes when you’re a parent you get to embarrass your kid a little. so his wheels start spinning as to what he’s going to do with this lovely photograph. he’s scrolling through facebook (or something) later when it hits him. he has the perfect idea. but he’s gonna need to recruit a little help…

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Les Amis and Co as Texts I Have Sent/Received
  • Enjolras : THIS REALITY IS COLD AND UNFORGIVING *struggles against security members, clings to microphone* THEY MUST KNOW
  • Combeferre : Dreaming of being eaten by a space mind controlling cucumber like 0_0"
  • Courfeyrac : So there's this weird sauna we pass by when we go grocery shopping right? You can't see inside and it's a bit shady. One day I jokingly said it probalby was a sex thing. Turns out it's a gay swinger club
  • Grantaire : Art, I whisper as I continue to dangerously pile washed dishes in perfect balance instead of putting away the dry ones
  • Joly : I'm eating instant soup that has expired a year ago.. I feel like a health god that has lost his way
  • Bosssuet : *puts gel plasters for blisters on buttcrack to sooth workout burns* THUG LIFE
  • Bahorel : *sips vodka/redbull* let's start this shit
  • Feuilly : Take out your wallet and slap yourself with it
  • Jehan : Tip on not being anxious about doing something yourself : even if you fail it, it'll be punk
  • Montparnasse : i mean who am i to resist a bit of rough kissing while holding a knife to their throat i'm only human
  • Valjean : DAMN RIGHT. GET TO THE BAGUETTES.
Parent! Tythan HC’s (part 1)

Hi! So I’m Emma and I absolutely love writing head canons (feel free to send in requests 😊). I’ve had this idea in my head in for while. Enjoy! 


- Ethan being the strict one 

- Ethan trying to be the “cool young” dad

- Tyler would be the parent who sneaks cookies to the kids after dinner 

- T w i n s 

- Annabeth and Zachary 

- They’d be little shits and would try to swap, despite looking nothing alike 

- Tyler sometimes turning blind eye to it and saying “You know Annabeth, I really like the stubble you have going on. Oh, and Zachary your new barrettes compliment your skin tone nicely”

- Tyler and Ethan swapping sometimes too to embarrass them

- Annabeth being very embarrassed when she’s walking out of school and there’s Tyler in Ethan’s shirt (that fits like a crop top) and v skinny jeans 

- Zachary finding it hilarious 

- Uncle Mark spoiling the crap out of them 

- Amy being the surrogate (if they opt not to adopt)

- Domestic! Tythan!

- Going on vacation and taking touristy photos 

- Like Tyler holding up the Leaning Tower of Pisa 

- Ethan encouraging young Annabeth and Zachary to draw on a sleeping Tyler 

- With sharpies of course 

- Tyler making Ethan do laundry as his revenge