i have a feeling if i dont put those in the tags someone somewhere is going to freak out


Happy 8 million subs! Since this is my fifth milestone celebration thingy, I don’t feel like repeating myself once again. 

So have a thing

Welcome to the fandom new Markiplites, here are some rules to follow: 

Be nice to other fans, especially the ones who have been here longer than you, feel free to draw fanart and write fanfics but if you post to the main tag keep it PG-13 (Mark’s rule not mine), ignore the anon hate and don’t believe a word of what they say (you’re worth more than that), we’re here to support and love each other and you can talk to any of us whenever you need or want to, there are tons of feels involved with this fandom (mostly the ‘Mark why?’ feels), charity livestreams are about once a month, respect his friends. They’re his friends. Not yours. So don’t speak to them like he speaks to them. (the ‘rude’ stuff and jokes that they make) It’s disrespectful and rude. (it’s been a problem in the past), Mark’s private life is not our business so stay out of it. What he does off camera (excluding all youtube videos, instagram posts, twitter posts, tumblr posts, and facebook posts, and occasional vines) is not our business. Don’t be in that 10% and make us all look bad. Also, just about everyone has a crush on Mark. So dont be creepy and weird and block-worthy by claiming him as yours. He’s not anybodys. You’re gonna get hate. We will ban together and it wont be happy fun times for you. Don’t send any type of hate. To anyone. Ever. You don’t know who they are or what they’re dealing with or if they’ll actually listen to you. 

Remember, Mark is a free spirit and does whatever the fuck he wants… And he’s an adult *cough* child and can do whatever he wants, even put himself through pain of some sort for our enjoyment/laughter… testing his limits?.. something.. but all that does is cause angst (the, uh, 'mark why?’ feels i was talking about). And whatever he does, he’s researched it a lot so its better to just trust that he knows he’ll be okay. (those impossible lets plays tho) (is he still gonna do the labor pain thing? Cuz…). 

And most importantly. Mark sees all. 

He’s almost always lurking in the tag. Unless we know that he’s off adventuring somewhere. It’s best to just assume he’s on. 

If it’s in the Markiplier tag, he’s gonna see it. Tumblr mobile searches all posts with the searched term on it, so even if the post isn’t tagged but his youtube name is somewhere on the post, it can come up. So use ‘mark’ if you dont want it to show up in a search but you want your followers to know who you’re talking about. 

It never fails, but every time Mark does something 

Originally posted by laughingtillweredead

and I wish I was exaggerating. And I’m sure he’s aware it happens so he continues to do things. Like get a hair cut and breathe and take off his glasses on camera and, you know. Things people do. His hair has its own fandom and every time he gets a haircut, there’s always someone freaking out. And its difficult to draw, apparently. I’m a writer, not an artist 

It’s best to not take everything so seriously, it’s more than likely to be a joke. Vlogs have the least amount of joking, he’s always super genuine and truthful about what he’s talking about and is always thankful for us supporting him and then he chokes up or starts getting super emotional and everyone else starts crying. That’s a pretty standard vlog. I personally don’t think he’ll ever be able to show us or tell us the full extent of how grateful and thankful he is for us and everything we’ve done as a community so he’ll keep saying it forever and all of eternity

Is this point #7? idk. His channel is supposed to be family friendly (it was when i joined, over a year ago) but its, in all honesty, not very much anymore. dick jokes everywhere. innuendos everywhere. It’s not a problem since he hasnt gone overboard with it. if you find that you dont like it, his earlier videos are there, but leaving isn’t going to offend us. 

The upper body muscles are relatively new, like, in the last six months. 

Milestones are about two months apart now. 

Don’t talk about bread. don’t ask about the I Am Bread game and don’t go watch Jacksepticeye’s complete(ish) playthrough of the game. We don’t speak of it. 

He’s either back on schedule or really close to being back on schedule with his 8AM and Noon PST upload times.

um. thats a good… breakdown… of what’s here..  

Everyone tries all the time to get Mark’s attention so don’t feel bad if he doesn’t see your post, art, fanfiction, or creativity contributed to the fandom. Just keep working on the thing, the other Markiplites will be just as supportive. 

Okay. I’ll stop now. This post got super long..