i have a drone

  • Chas: Wow. Someone was famished.
  • Liv: Yeah, you'd be famished an' all if you spent a month at my mum's.
  • Chas: Eh?
  • Liv: She had nowt in. If I wasn't shopping, I was cleaning. And if I wasn't cleaning, I was listening to her droning on.
  • Chas: It must have been nice to see her, though.
  • Liv: No, just felt like her carer.
  • Robert: You sure you don't want anything?
  • Aaron: No, I'm not hungry.
  • Chas: Look, if you are obsessing about what Faith said, then don't. She's wrong.
  • Aaron: She sounded pretty bang on to me.
  • Chas: But if she's that clever, how come she ended up sleeping in a barn?
  • Aaron: Mum, with my record, they're gonna throw the book at me.
  • Liv: You can't just give up.
  • Aaron: I'm not giving up, Liv. I'm just accepting the inevitable.
  • Liv: Same thing, innit?
  • Chas: Will you stop talking like that?
  • Aaron: What? She needs to get her head round it. (Liv leaves)
  • Chas: Are you not going after her?
  • Aaron: And say what? I'm not lying to her, am I? We all know the score, I'm going down.
Drarry Plot

*in Moaning Myrtles bathroom*

Hermione: Alright i think it’s about time we go to desperate measures.

Pansy: Can i finally just use a potion on them! Or even a spell. I’m sick of Draco droning on about Potter for hours on end.

Ron: No, we should use something simpler. How about shoving them in a broom closest?

Hermione: I’m starting to lean towards a spell or a potion to ensure that they leave of us all and fall in love

Blaise: Slight problem there Granger, i think they’re already in love.

Half the Gryffindor and Slytherin house: *walk into the bathroom smiling*

Dean Thomas: We heard you four talking about Harry and Draco and if it’s about how to get them together we’re in.

Fred: If i have to listen to Harry drone on about bloody Malfoy one more time

George: I may give myself a puking pastille

Hermione and Pansy: *look at eachother while grinning mischievously*

…To be Continued

anonymous asked:

What makes you think the twitter accounts are professional? "Resisting the urge to buy an I love Amsterdam shirt" is something a teenage girl would write

Yes the tweets get ‘interesting’ sometimes.  

What makes me think they are professional comes down to the pictures and locations.  Each one of them are original photos that one cannot find anywhere on the web other than from those twitter accounts, heavily indicating that they were made by those users.  

The #1 reason that makes me think they are professional is the drone.  I have a familiarity with drones so I recognized initially that it was NOT a cheap model, but it took some research to figure out exactly which model it was and to find out that BBC uses the exact same one for their filming.  That is quite a bit of a coincidence.  At the very least, whoever has that bird is DEFINITELY a professional of some capacity because that is not the kind of bird you drop money on for no reason.  It is still within the range of affordability for someone with a high paid job who is really into drones and aerial photography, but anyone who owns that bird likely does or is involved with professional photography and/or filming to some capacity.   

The fact that a picture was taken from the balcony of BBC broadcasting house adds to this.  It was taken in the morning when only employees are likely to be at the building (you can tell from the sunrise shadow positions in the image).  In addition, they are not currently giving tours of the broadcasting house, which also makes it less likely that it is someone who just happened to be passing through and more probable that the twitter account is, at the very least, run by a BBC employee.

As for why I thought they were professionally done before I really looked into the bird,  They had done to some high quality locations.  It is not just a matter of some fan lounging in their house tweeting about going to expensive places and areas… no, the owner of the accounts had actually been there and -taken pictures-.  

They have gone to a rather expensive opera performance,  they have gone to expensive restaurants, to a nice hotel in a remote location, and have gone to museums and scenic areas.  There is just a lot behind that.  Now, I used to go to rather expensive theater performances more frequently and it is entirely possible that a highly paid employee of BBC happens to also be a Johnlock fan and has been taking advantage of their own extensions to tweet under the ContactSH twitter name.  

Being a fan does not make them any less of a professional when it comes to what they do for BBC.  It just means they are fan as well.   The posts are also still high quality with how they are being matched with the photos of the locations.   

When I say that they are professionally made.  I mean that the twitter accounts are very well made and whoever is making them is a professional. Either they are sanctioned, or the creator is a fan who simply happens to also work professionally for BBC in some capacity. Based on the bird, it is possible that their work either deals with filming or that they have exposure to the filming side of the company in some way.

I’m an anarchist and @anarchyinblack threw me out of a helicopter for reading Thomas Sowell.

He said my “statist literature” was a “clear demonstration of intent” to violate the NAP.

I only survived because I ordered a parachute on my phone and was able to have the amazon drone intercept me mid-fall.

I just got a letter informing me I’m being sued to pay damages for violating the airspace above his compound.

I’m in the process of having my legal reps arrange for an agreement to forego the arbitration and settle this like gentlemen, via surrogate duel.

After my street urchin voluntary slave kills his at 50 paces with a heart attack gun, I’ll get his whole fleet of helicopters. Of course, if his kills mine, he will get all of my endangered animals and my entire morphine soft drink empire.

The stakes have never been higher.

  • My wife: I've been thinking about getting a flamethrower for the kitchen.
  • Me: ...........what
  • My wife: You know, for crème brûlée?
  • Me: ..........what
  • My wife: BLOWTORCH. I mean blowtorch.
  • Me: OKAY THAT I CAN WORK WITH.