- I’m a pole dance teacher and you show me up on your first day??
- We met at a workshop and next year I switch instruments to play and learn with you.
Turns out I’m terrible at it.
- Your a street musician and everyday I pass by and pay you. Now your playing my favorite songs and looking at me funny?
- I hate any dance, but you love it and try to teach me. deAR GOD HOW DO LEGS WORK?
- You play football and it’s homecoming as you go to the bench you hear me and my friend complain about how the players are ruining the marching band field.
- Our dance team has a losing streak,but you’re at every competition??
- Dear GOD why do you cheer so LOUD???
- I march and you’re in color guard AND WHATEVER HAPPENS ON THE BAND BUS STAYS ON THE BAND BUS
- We order too much after a big win and food isn’t allowed on the bus. So who’s bag is this going in?