i hate your stupid dumb face

Savior - Christmas Prompt - Peter Hale

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Christmas Prompt: #12. Character A got caught under the mistletoe with someone they hate and Character B rescues them. – Requested by @palaiasaurus64

Warnings/Labels: Dumb Theo, Peter being Peter

Approx. Word Count: 360

A/N: I used Theo as the hated person again. Hopefully that’s alright.

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Fates fandom be like

Takumi: “I FUCKING HATE YOU NOHRIAN SCUM FUCK OFF AWAY FROM ME BEFORE I SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE WITH AN ARROW”

Leo: “Hah, I laugh at your stupidity you dumb fool. A Hoshidan hick like you could never best me, let alone your family besting mine.”

Fandom: “OMG THEY LOVE EACH OTHER LOOK THEY’RE TOTALLY GUNNA FUCK”

Reblog your favorite quote from each class in TF2.

Here, I’ll go first:

Scout: “Repeat after me: mmfmmfmmf I’m dead!”

Soldier: “You’re like the cyclops of Greek myth, except you are Scottish and I hate you!”

Pyro: “Mmfmmfmmf!”

Demoman: “I bought two tickets to the gun show, and I’m not givin’ em to ya, I’m goin’ with your tickets.”

Heavy: “Vhat sick man sends babies to fight me!?”

Engineer: “Son, I’m gonna blow that dumb look right off a your stupid face!”

Medic: “Vould you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!”

Sniper: “Now I’ve gotta make a necklace outta yer teeth, Bushman’s rules.”

Spy: “I’m looking at your x-ray, and I’m afraid you suck!”

The Art of Slay. (i.e 1200% Fan service)
A/N: No excuses. I just saw some cute underwear and was like, yeah… I think the Recruit would do this and hate everyone at the same time. You know when you have a stupid idea and you want to run with it? I really want to run with this one. It might fail. I dunno. 

This is not to be taken very seriously. Just some stupid light-hearted fun because writing several angsty fics is killing meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Warnings: there’s a pic of cute underwear/lingerie in this post.


If anyone had told you that at one point in your life you would running down the halls of a lavish hotel in naught but sexy underwear you would punch them in the face and ask ‘what the hell do you think this is? Some kind of dumb, sexist, spy movie?’.

Well fuck, the universe had a good sense of humour didn’t it?

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His Pick-Up Lines // 4/4 5SOS Preference

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Calum:

He would do them out of pure humour. He thought he was funny when he used pick-up lines on you even though you’ve been dating for months now. His pick-up lines were actually horribly corny and stupid.

“Babe.” He called you from the other side of the room.

“What?” You went over to him and let him wrap his arms around your waist to pull you closer to where he sat.

“If you were a tropical fruit-“

You rolled your eyes. “Not again Cal.” But you were smiling either way.

“Wait let me finish!” He pouted.

“Fine.”

He smiled widely and said, “If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a Fine-apple!”

You frowned and showed the typical face of one who heard a dumb pun. “I hate you.”

“No, you love me.”

Michael:

When you were chatting to Michael after running into him on the street you hadn’t noticed until mid-way through the conversation that he was subtly flirting with you.

He was one of your idols so you didn’t complain about the harmless flirting. But when you said you had to leave he looked nervous.

“Wait!”

“Huh?”

“Do you have a jersey?” He said.

You were confused. “What?”

“Because I’d like your name and number.”

You broke into laughter and he went slightly red. “You’re really cute.”

“But did it work?” He smiled hopefully.

“Strangely… yes.” You said and let him hand his phone to put your number in.

Luke:

Luke had thought that he was clever with his little remarks and such. He’d been making horrible jokes and pick-up lines the whole day. He and his brothers had been joking around stupidly while you and Luke visited his family. You sat with his mum and brother’s partner.

“What do you two see in them?” Liz said.

“Those are your sons!” Celeste laughed.

“Yeah, I have to love them. You two choose to.” Liz joked along with her.

“Y/N! Babe I got a new one.” Luke went over to you and you three girls just rolled your eyes.

“Go ahead.” You said.

“Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids.” He kissed your cheek quickly before you could hit his arm.

“Oh my god.” You went a little red.

“Luke, you’re too young to be giving me grandchildren.” Liz said.

Ashton:

You and Ash thought it was a perfectly fine day for the beach. So you went along with the other boys for a chill day on the beach. Ash and the boys jumped straight into the water while you got into your bikini and lay under the sun.

“Come join us Y/N!” You heard Ash call out.

You turned over and squinted your eyes because of the sun. “Mhhm… later.”

A few moments later you felt wet arms wrap around you and you were up. Ash just giggled while you tried to tell him to stop but your protests were cut off by being submerged into the water.

“Ashton Irwin!” You said after you resurfaced.

You noticed him smiling smugly. “I should’ve gotten you in the water sooner.”                             

You followed his gazed and gasped when you noticed him staring at your chest. “Ash!”

He just smiled and kissed you. “Babe I wasn’t staring at your boobs. I was staring at your heart.” He joked.

You hit his chest and rolled your eyes. “You think you’re so cute.”