i hate you you're so perfect and cute

  • naruto: sasuke really pisses me off
  • kiba: yeah, he's the worst
  • naruto: I hate his hair
  • kiba: it looks like a duck's ass
  • naruto: and his stupid sexy smirk
  • kiba: I know- wait, what?
  • naruto: plus his butt is, like, ridiculously perfect, what the hell is up with that
  • kiba: um, naruto
  • naruto: also he has the most beautiful face I've ever seen, he kind of looks like a girl
  • kiba: ...
  • naruto: of course, if he was a girl, he'd be so cute I'd probably fall in love with him or something, which sucks
  • kiba: dude, hate to break it to you, but I think you're in love with him now
  • naruto: shut up kiba that's not funny
  • kiba: I wasn't kidding
  • naruto: ...
  • naruto: please don't tell sakura
babygirl. you are so much more than the cuts on your wrists and the size of your jeans. you are more than the number on the scale and the amount of likes on your photo. you are more than the way your nose looks and your bra size. you are you. you are beautiful. look past the scars and sizes and colors and shapes. look past your flaws. you are so much more than that. your flaws, your insecurities….guess what? they do not define you. and you may hate them, god, you may hate them more than anything. but i can promise you, the features you hate most about yourself are someone else’s favorite.
—  you are worth the world 
I feel like if society really needs a default sexuality, it should be bi or something. Like, this would get rid of the thing where straight boys freak out if a gay guy mistakes them for gay. And it would just be easier on everyone. Like
  • Bi boy: Look at that handsome guy. I think I will flirt with him.
  • Bi boy: Hello. Can I buy you a drink?
  • Straight boy: Actually, I'm straight.
  • Bi boy: oh, so sorry for the confusion.
  • Straight boy: no problem dude.
  • Or
  • Bi girl: Hi, I like your hair!
  • Ace boy: Thanks, I grew it myself.
  • Bi girl: haha. You're funny. And cute.
  • Ace boy: thanks friend. Just so you know, though, I am asexual.
  • Bi girl: Oh! Sorry to bother!
  • Ace boy: Haha no harm trying, love. You had no way of know. Anyways, who could hate someone fir giving a compliment?
  • I dunno, I mean I know this perfect world wouldnt exist and there would probably be prejudice aimed at monosexual or something. It just seems like if we assumed everyone is bi or pan, LGBT+ people wouldn't face that whole "does he like dudes or not? Will he flirt back or spit in my face?" And if we knew it was possible to be sexual ly attracted to anyone, it wouldn't be so crazy to be gay because that just means you only like your own gender. There would be less moaning and groaning about "choice" because why would you just randomly make the choice not to be attracted to a certain gender. Idek.
Seeing posts about your ship and you're like

“WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECT?! I DON’T WANT TO HURT ANYMORE, YOU RUINED MY LIFE! I HATE YOU SO MUCH”

AND THEN YOUR SHIP IS LIKE

BUT THEN AFTER A FEW MINUTES YOU GO, “JK. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH T^T YOU CUTE BABIES. I WILL NEVER HATE YOU, YOU GIVE ME LIFE AND ALL THE FUZZIES IN MY STOMACH! MY PRECIOUS!”

  • im hella bored so here's my opinion on the signs based off ppl i know (im a cancer)
  • aries: you're blunt and kinda mean but i still love u
  • taurus: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH you're not even as stubborn as everyone says wtf
  • gemini: so sweet so so so sweet
  • cancer: we rant together and just love each other and its so nice.
  • leo: ur rlly needy but so am i so its okay bb
  • virgo: ur nice i guess, but it feels fake idk
  • libra: i love u but ur so flirty and it can be very irritating im soRRY
  • scorpio: I LIKE U GUYS SO MUCH AND APPARENTLY WE'RE COMPATIBLE SO HMU
  • sagittarius: man idk what to say sometimes i like u but sometimes u just piss me right off
  • capricorn: ur an asshole but i kinda love it??
  • aquarius: you guys are so awesome!! like you guys!!
  • pisces: YOU'RE SO FUCKING CUTE I FUCKING LOVE YOU I KINDA HATE HOW PERFECT YOU ARE BUT I LOVE YOU
Gemini's opinion on the other signs (impe)
  • Aries: you are funny and we get along well but you're a damn fool
  • Taurus: You are a mystery.. Why are we best friends and then you suddenly ignore me wth?
  • Gemini: we can joke around for a while, sure.. But in the longer run you suck. I hate myself too btw.
  • Cancer: You are so funny when angry, it's hilarious to watch. Hate that you are such an attentionwhore though? (my moon and mercury is cancer so jokes on me)
  • Leo: I really like you but sometimes a little too much drama, but that equals gossip so go on..
  • Virgo: this is a hit or miss but mostly miss, please STOP living in the past, move on, stop being so negative about everything!! Fucking hell
  • Libra: Love/hate relationship but mostly love.. Very funny and so on but you think that you're always right but I shut up because arguing with you is so annoying.
  • Scorpio: I secretly love you, you are gorg and just perfect.
  • Saggitarius: My perfect match this is a win/win no matter what.
  • Capricorn: I annoy the shit out of you but I know you love me anyways, bless you baes.
  • Aquarius: I enjoy your company but idk man it's something that bothers me about you..
  • Pisces: I fall for you too easy and always end up hating you in the end so when will I fucking learn. (This only applies to guys, girls you are always cute)

can we talk about how perfect un-lockeddd
thank you so much for being my best friend
you’re always there when I need you and you always know what to say
thank you for helping me talk through everything tonight and standing by me even when I do things that you think I shouldn’t
to the moon and back isn’t even half as much as I love you
ps you’re cute af when you sleep

I really think you should consider using peen more often than pen, even though you're good with both

Collage AU, where Jean and Marco are living together, and Marco’s classes starts early in the morning, while Jean’s begin at the exact time Marco’s finishes. According to this, the dorks don’t see each other much during the weekdays, ‘cause Marco always leaves quite early, and Jean - who isn’t much of a morning person - doesn’t approve that all. He hates to wake up alone, so Marco, being a perfect boyfriend, comes up with idea of leaving him cute notes on a pillow. It all begins with little things like “I love you, Sleeping Beauty”, but as the time passes, Marco starts leaving more and more notes all around the house, and Jean loves it to pieces. He adores waking up to “You make me wanna stay in bed, you adorable dork” at the pillow, and then finding “Nice bedhead ♥” on the bathroom mirror, and “Make sure to miss me, dumbass” on the fridge. Seeing all these, Jean usually writes some replies, so Marco can read them when he’s back home. His comebacks are usually more dirty though, so when Marco has to go out do stuff, he leaves another dirty portion of answers, and he and Jean sorta communicate by those notes on busy days. They don’t mind it at all, though, ‘cause coming home to see “Gonna fuck you harder then you studied today” is quite a big turn on, which makes both of the boys await the night even more impatiently.