- naruto: sasuke really pisses me off
- kiba: yeah, he's the worst
- naruto: I hate his hair
- kiba: it looks like a duck's ass
- naruto: and his stupid sexy smirk
- kiba: I know- wait, what?
- naruto: plus his butt is, like, ridiculously perfect, what the hell is up with that
- kiba: um, naruto
- naruto: also he has the most beautiful face I've ever seen, he kind of looks like a girl
- kiba: ...
- naruto: of course, if he was a girl, he'd be so cute I'd probably fall in love with him or something, which sucks
- kiba: dude, hate to break it to you, but I think you're in love with him now
- naruto: shut up kiba that's not funny
- kiba: I wasn't kidding
- naruto: ...
- naruto: please don't tell sakura
I hate that you and you're cute ass girlfriend are sooooooo goals I'm so fkn jealous wtf you guys can't be that perfect