i hate you shut up

haulet and catsgrant are doing god’s work don’t report us for telling it like it is and how y'all are. no sympathy for abuse and slavery apologists, racists, misogynists, and homophobes.

anonymous asked:

hey shut the fuck up

Oh. My. God.

Did… Did someone open The Fuck?

The Fuck is open?

Oh shit. We’re all dead. 

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Wait. 

Anon… are you saying it’s my mission to close The Fuck? 

So the world is not destroyed by evil forces?

But… I’ve got exams!

And papers!

And Doctor Who is starting in a week and a half, and I am not missing that!

Sorry, Anon Giles! I just can’t fit that into my schedule right now!

killian jones (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

killian jones and emma swan (◡‿◡✿)

killian jones proposing to emma swan and being really nervous just thinking about it (◕‿◕✿)

killian jones respecting emma’s space ( ʘ‿ʘ )

killian jones smiling at emma when she isn’t looking   ( ಠ◡ಠ )

killian jones going to the end of the world or time for emma ( ಠ_ಠ )

killian jones dying for emma ( ಥ‿ಥ )

killian jones being a respectful boyfriend, and trying his best for his newfound family and friends ( ಥ⌣ಥ )

No, the blog isn’t dead!

This is a long-time coming buuutttt I guess I should finally say something. So first off- no, the blog isn’t dead forever! I’ve just been taking a very long, very unplanned hiatus due to personal reasons that I’ll touch on a bit.

Putting it under a readmore because it’s a lot but TLDR version:

EQP is not dead! It’s just on impromptu hiatus until I figure some real life things out.

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Your Roleplay is Just Fine

I’ve met a lot of people in my time RPing, and I’ve met a lot of people who are very insecure over their roleplay and get a lot of hate for it. So!

  • Noble roleplayers, whether your house is an entirely original idea or inspired by something else
  • Roleplayers who use titles like “Highlord” or “Archmage” ICly
  • Roleplayers whose characters are “tropes” like the suave rogue woman or the honorable handsome knight
  • Those who roleplay controversial things, like Scarlets and criminals
  • Those who enjoy dark roleplay, in whatever flavor that comes in for you
  • Those who used to be really good at roleplaying, then something happened and you feel like you can’t hold a candle to how you used to be
  • Those who prefer to roleplay background characters like a blacksmith or a cook rather than an adventurer
  • Those who are new and still learning the ropes
  • Those who roleplay LGBTQ+ characters
  • Those who roleplay non-white characters and constantly have to defend as to if it’s “lore friendly,”
  • Those who roleplay having a personal relationship with a major lore character, or having an artifact ICly
  • Those who follow lore to a t
  • Those who stretch lore 
  • Those who disregard lore all together and write their own original stories within the game
  • Roleplayers who try to be as practical as possible when it comes to combat, weapons and armor
  • Roleplayers who prefer to take the more fantastical route, entering battle bare-legged and with a weapon as big as they are
  • One-liner RPers
  • Para RPers

All of you. Your roleplay is just fine. Roleplay what makes you happy, you’ll find people who are into the same stuff that you are.

Roleplayers who are not fine and need some juice and a time out:

  • Those who make anyone feel like they’re lesser or deserving of hate because of how they roleplay

Originally posted by stupidlamb-s

A/N: again i don’t care. Jasper is sexy.

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“Starting without me? I’m offended” you jump behind jasper as he was explain the best way to defeat a newborn army. He jumps, surprised, you were the only one that could surprise the major.

You and jasper met when he was with Maria and the moment he saw you he immediately lost interest with Maria and you two got close, much to Maria’s disliking. But since then you both have stuck together, changing your ‘diet’ together, sticking together through the hard times. Although you have been separated for a year now because you’ve been spending time with jasper’s distant family members and also peter and charlotte in Texas. After hearing from jasper that a new born army was coming after Edward’s mate you immediately volunteered to help.

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“I hate it when you do that” jasper playfully scolds

“Shut up, you love it” you tease, going up on your tip toes to kiss him before he can say anything. Swiftly turning to face the human, you smile and introduce yourself before turning back and asking jasper where he got to in explaining how to win.

“So where were we?” you ask cheekily

“(Y/n)? What would you say would be the best advice” jasper asks you a sweet smile on his face

“Oh that’ll be, never let them get their arms around you they’ll crush you instantly” you reply

“And second never go for the obvious kill, they’ll be expecting that and you. Will. Loose.” Jasper got really intense and you could see the major coming out and it. Was. Sexy

“Emmett!” he calls out. They don’t fight for long and before you know it, it’s your time to go against your mate.

“Don’t go easy on me” you warn

“Don’t worry I’ve learnt my lesson” he grins and you both laugh at the inside joke. You fight for a bit before you easily win.

“You’ve gotten slower babe. What happened?” you tease

“Oh you’ll pay for that”

**************

When Bella asked jasper on how he knew about all of this war the topic of you came up

“She was the light in my darkness, I owe my better  life to her” jasper describes his love for you as you walk up behind him and wrap your arms around his waist, resting your chin on his shoulder after kissing it

“God I sound awesome don’t I?” you joke

“Yes you are” jasper replies seriously. You smile at each other and passionately kiss. Bella looking at the both of you and thinking that you and jasper are what she aspirers her relationship to be like.

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“Because you’re young, because you’re asian, because you’re a girl, you can’t do that”. Words saying that you can’t, I hate them. When it happens, I shut up & just do it. Working hard on gradually widening my limitations, I think it’s also important to do it smartly.” - Amber in WKorea/Nike Women Revolution (by @_beautifulamber)

Stretch marks

It is okay to have stretch marks.

It is okay to show your stretch marks.

It is okay to be okay with your  stretch marks.

It is okay to dislike your stretch marks.

HOWEVER IT IS NOT OKAY TO HARASS SOMEONE BECAUSE OF THEIR STRETCH MARKS.

Everybody can get stretch marks. Men, women, literally anyone. Young. Old. Even celebrities get stretch marks (yes they really do). Freaking Shakira has stretch marks. You know who else has stretch marks? Hugh Jackman. X-Men get stretch marks.

Mostly they are caused by puberty or in women’s case - pregnancy. The former cannot be avoided and therefore it is not your fault if you have stretch marks.

Stretch marks are not disgusting. Stretch marks are not ugly. Stretch marks don’t make you unworthy of love/affection.

Stretch marks can be pretty. My friend has stretch marks on his shoulder and they look like a lightning bolt in a storm. How cool’s that? He’s been blessed by Thor!

Ya know, all the media and men praising big breasts and butts. The chance you’ll get big boobs and butt without getting stretch marks is practically zero. So embrace your boobies and butts and stretch marks!

Men can get stretch marks from growing muscles too quickly. But hey, it’s worth it. Who cares if you have stretch marks if you have muscles, another highly praised physical feature in the media? Now go lift that truck and kiss your stretch marked biceps for being awesome!

I have recently made peace with my stretch marks myself and let me tell you, once you get to that point, the world becomes a brighter place and you’re one step closer to loving yourself.

Stretch marks are okay.

Patater Week - Day 2

Feb. 7- Proposal/Wedding Day/Wedding Night (1.5K)

“I’m nervous,” Kent says.

“Change your mind?” Alexei teases, only feeling a tiny bit worried. He doesn’t think Kent will actually bail on him, now that they’re both in their suits and the hall is surely packed with their families and teammates. Bittle would cry if anything happened, Alexei thinks. And then skin both of them alive.

But then again, Alexei did see Runaway Bride twice with Snowy, when he was first learning English and someone had the brilliant idea that the best way to learn is to watch all the classic romcoms. Snowy, it turns out, is a big fan of Richard Gere. Kent doesn’t look like he’s ready to bolt, but he did seem skittish, and in the movie, Julia Roberts had been very skittish.

“No, never,” Kent says, taking Alexei’s hands and rubbing his thumb over Alexei’s palms. His hair is already a little mussed, the untamable cowlick threatening to pop back up. “Not about you. I know I’m an ass about a lot of things, but you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me.”

“Good to know,” Alexei says, letting out a breath of relief. “You tell me now, then what you say for vows?”

“Oh, God,” Kent laughs nervously. “Oh man. That’s—that’s the thing. The vows. In front of a bunch of people. I could probably do it. Maybe. You wouldn’t happen to be carrying Xanax on you?” He chuckles and scratches the back of his neck, but his jaw drops when he sees Alexei rummage in his pockets. “Wait, I’m just joking. I don’t actually—what the hell is that?”

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i’m sorry but more people need to talk about nct 127 and the fact that they did THAT with this last album they put out. like i’m sick and tired of hearing about “but nct u had one of the best debuts” look my guy no one is taking that away from them but the 7th sense can’t compete with the audio masterpiece that is the limitless album.

there’s like no aspect of Inside Jabu-Jabu’s Belly that isnt Horrific actually

the entrance to it has this awful teeth shot id expect to see in some horror flick

and you’re inside this fucking fleshy prison but like making everything out of flesh wasnt bad enough this flesh also Constantly Pulses

who looked at this hellscape and went ‘you know what this needs? some extra nauseating pulsing flesh walls and floors’

Who Wrote Out The Words ‘Inside Jabu-Jabu’s Belly’ And Didnt Stop To Go: Hey Maybe I Should Rethink My Stance On Life And The Things That I Have A Hand In Creating’

and then to Round Off This Disgusting Vore Dungeon you also have to listen to this fish’s heartbeat and indigestion constantly for background ambience

i despise this. hey zoras! hey! Fish Shits! I Hate Your Fucking Vore God!!!