This is a long-time coming buuutttt I guess I should finally say something. So first off- no, the blog isn’t dead forever! I’ve just been taking a very long, very unplanned hiatus due to personal reasons that I’ll touch on a bit.
Putting it under a readmore because it’s a lot but TLDR version:
EQP is not dead! It’s just on impromptu hiatus until I figure some real life things out.
“Starting without me? I’m offended” you jump behind jasper
as he was explain the best way to defeat a newborn army. He jumps, surprised,
you were the only one that could surprise the major.
You and jasper met when he was with Maria and the moment he
saw you he immediately lost interest with Maria and you two got close, much to Maria’s
disliking. But since then you both have stuck together, changing your ‘diet’
together, sticking together through the hard times. Although you have been separated
for a year now because you’ve been spending time with jasper’s distant family members
and also peter and charlotte in Texas. After hearing from jasper that a new
born army was coming after Edward’s mate you immediately volunteered to help.
“I hate it when you do that” jasper playfully scolds
“Shut up, you love it” you tease, going up on your tip toes
to kiss him before he can say anything. Swiftly turning to face the human, you
smile and introduce yourself before turning back and asking jasper where he got
to in explaining how to win.
“So where were we?” you ask cheekily
“(Y/n)? What would you say would be the best advice” jasper
asks you a sweet smile on his face
“Oh that’ll be, never let them get their arms around you
they’ll crush you instantly” you reply
“And second never go for the obvious kill, they’ll be expecting
that and you. Will. Loose.” Jasper got really intense and you could see the
major coming out and it. Was. Sexy
“Emmett!” he calls out. They don’t fight for long and before
you know it, it’s your time to go against your mate.
“Don’t go easy on me” you warn
“Don’t worry I’ve learnt my lesson” he grins and you both
laugh at the inside joke. You fight for a bit before you easily win.
“You’ve gotten slower babe. What happened?” you tease
“Oh you’ll pay for that”
When Bella asked jasper on how he knew about all of this war
the topic of you came up
“She was the light in my darkness, I owe my better life to her” jasper describes his love for you
as you walk up behind him and wrap your arms around his waist, resting your
chin on his shoulder after kissing it
“God I sound awesome don’t I?” you joke
“Yes you are” jasper replies seriously. You smile at each other
and passionately kiss. Bella looking at the both of you and thinking that you
and jasper are what she aspirers her relationship to be like.
“Because you’re young, because you’re asian, because you’re a girl, you can’t do that”. Words saying that you can’t, I hate them. When it happens, I shut up & just do it. Working hard on gradually widening my limitations, I think it’s also important to do it smartly.” - Amber in WKorea/Nike Women Revolution (by @_beautifulamber)
HOWEVER IT IS NOT OKAY TO HARASS SOMEONE BECAUSE OF THEIR STRETCH MARKS.
Everybody can get stretch marks. Men, women, literally anyone. Young. Old. Even celebrities get stretch marks (yes they really do). Freaking Shakira has stretch marks. You know who else has stretch marks? Hugh Jackman. X-Men get stretch marks.
Mostly they are caused by puberty or in women’s case - pregnancy. The former cannot be avoided and therefore it is not your fault if you have stretch marks.
Stretch marks are not disgusting. Stretch marks are not ugly. Stretch marks don’t make you unworthy of love/affection.
Stretch marks can be pretty. My friend has stretch marks on his shoulder and they look like a lightning bolt in a storm. How cool’s that? He’s been blessed by Thor!
Ya know, all the media and men praising big breasts and butts. The chance you’ll get big boobs and butt without getting stretch marks is practically zero. So embrace your boobies and butts and stretch marks!
Men can get stretch marks from growing muscles too quickly. But hey, it’s worth it. Who cares if you have stretch marks if you have muscles, another highly praised physical feature in the media? Now go lift that truck and kiss your stretch marked biceps for being awesome!
I have recently made peace with my stretch marks myself and let me tell you, once you get to that point, the world becomes a brighter place and you’re one step closer to loving yourself.
“Change your mind?” Alexei teases, only feeling a tiny bit worried. He doesn’t
think Kent will actually bail on him, now that they’re both in their suits and
the hall is surely packed with their families and teammates. Bittle would cry
if anything happened, Alexei thinks. And then skin both of them alive.
But then again, Alexei did see Runaway
Bride twice with Snowy, when he was first learning English and someone had
the brilliant idea that the best way to learn is to watch all the classic
romcoms. Snowy, it turns out, is a big fan of Richard Gere. Kent doesn’t look
like he’s ready to bolt, but he did seem skittish, and in the
movie, Julia Roberts had been very skittish.
“No, never,” Kent says, taking Alexei’s hands and rubbing his thumb over
Alexei’s palms. His hair is already a little mussed, the untamable cowlick
threatening to pop back up. “Not about you. I know I’m an ass about a lot of
things, but you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me.”
“Good to know,” Alexei says, letting out a breath of relief. “You tell me now,
then what you say for vows?”
“Oh, God,” Kent laughs nervously. “Oh man. That’s—that’s the thing. The vows.
In front of a bunch of people. I could probably do it. Maybe. You wouldn’t
happen to be carrying Xanax on you?” He chuckles and scratches the back of his
neck, but his jaw drops when he sees Alexei rummage in his pockets. “Wait, I’m
just joking. I don’t actually—what the
hell is that?”
i’m sorry but more people need to talk about nct 127 and the fact that they did THAT with this last album they put out. like i’m sick and tired of hearing about “but nct u had one of the best debuts” look my guy no one is taking that away from them but the 7th sense can’t compete with the audio masterpiece that is the limitless album.