i hate you i can't believe you did this

Absolutely Disgusting Shippy Starters
  • "I got you a little something..."
  • "You look adorable in that."
  • "Flowers? For me?"
  • "Close your eyes. I have a surprise for you."
  • "I know you had a long day, so I took care of dinner."
  • "I did a little shopping at the naughty store."
  • "Let's cuddle and be sluggish all night long."
  • "Did I tell you you're beautiful, today?"
  • "I already ordered pizza for tonight."
  • "Candles, rose petals and champagne? What's the occasion."
  • "I can't believe that you fell in love with me."
  • "What is the one thing you absolutely, positively wanted?"
  • "Time to bury ourselves in blankets and ignore the rest of the world."
  • "Gimme that phone. It's getting shut off."
  • "You did all this for me?"
  • "Normally I hate surprises, but you did good."
  • "You just made my terrible day not so terrible."
  • "I will protect you, no matter what."
  • "Let's get a little tipsy for science."
  • "Wow. You look amazing."
  • "If it wasn't for the fact that I am so happy I would be suspicious right now."
  • "I love you so much."
  • "Shall we climb into bed?"
  • "You tried and that's what counts."
  • "I just want to curl up into your arms and sleep for days."
  • "I just have one question for you; ice cream or popcorn?"
  • "We should go to the festival!"
  • "You're not going anywhere without me. Especially anywhere dangerous."
  • "How would you feel about getting married?"
Super Angsty Starters
  • "You...did this?"
  • "I can't believe you."
  • "You can hate me, you can dislike me but how can you cheat on me?"
  • "I'm dying..."
  • "She/He still loves you."
  • "I just want to go home..."
  • "You left me..."
  • "I can't forgive you for this anymore."
  • "I'm saying goodbye."
  • "I'm not good enough for you."
  • "This is goodbye."
  • "Was this just a game to you?"
  • "You merely played me like a fool."
  • "Goodbye."
  • "You're pathetic."
  • "Get out of my sight."
  • "You're nothing but a toy in a game of life."
  • "You used me?"
  • "You're so easy to manipulate."
  • "I never loved you."
  • "Don't give me that look."
  • "I can't stand you."
  • "Goodbye...my almost lover."
  • "I would have loved you."
  • "Everything fell apart and I can't pick up the pieces anymore."
  • "I think this is where I should say goodbye."
  • "We never had it all."
  • "...Everything hurts."
  • "Go away!"
  • "I don't want to see you anymore!"
  • "Let me go."
  • "To think I almost loved you."
  • "You cheated..?"
  • "You love someone else other than me anyway."
  • "Why do you even bother with me anymore?"
  • "I'm not worth your time."
  • "Get out of here."
  • "Get away from me!"
  • "Don't touch me every again!"
  • "I hate you."
  • "Don't leave me."
  • "Please, I'll do anything!"
  • "Don't go..."
  • "We can talk about this!"
  • "I can't loose you again."
  • "Don't you have more important things to attend to?"

Larries since 2010: Imagine how Louis feels. He must hate this. I know he understands his job, but this sucks and must take a toll on him. 

Louis: Here’s a little diddy that sums me up.

But you only get half of the story
The cash, the cars and the glory
No sleep and we party ‘till morning
‘Cause nobody cares when you’re boring

I’m just like you, even though my problems look like nothing yours
Yeah I get sad too, and when I’m down I need somebody to talk to
Yeah, I feel the same way as you would do too
Same stress, same shit to go through
I’m just like you, if you only knew


Originally posted by nikkiiklebold

UM you guys?! @ jamie hewlett i hate love you 

raoul skinbeck ain’t even a real person- jamie did direct the video but LOOK AT THE LIL DESCRIPTION “skinbeck a long time acquaintance of niccals” aka clearly phil cornwell’s cameo as shady business card guy with mustache is “raoul skinbeck” wow i can’t believe this amazing 

Michael in the Basement

((Since everyone is asking, yes, I did make a full version of the Michael in the Basement parody, and you all wanted to see it so here it is!!
You can totally cover the song/use it for whatever as long as you credit this blog or my art blog, shima-draws!

And now let’s begin with the angst, shall we? Full thing is under the cut!))

I am hanging in the Basement at the biggest party of the fall
I could stay right here or disappear and he wouldn’t even notice at all

I’m a loser in the Basement ‘cause my buddy kinda left me alone
But I’d rather fake smile than watch for a while as he dances with a girl in the zone
Everything felt fine when we were all by ourselves
And through no fault of mine, he left for someone else

Keep reading

I wanted to break your fingers for the way they touched me, for the way they tore me apart like I was made of paper. However, I realized, it wasn’t you that hurt me. It was me, myself. And it wasn’t you I wanted to punish; it was me.
  • friend: *acts slightly different towards me*
  • me: i have been Abandoned? wow? i can't believe these fake people. everyone around me actually hates me. i fucking knew it. i can't trust anyone. fuck all of you im independent i don't need you
  • friend: *gives me attention*

anonymous asked:

What are these 'warior cats'?

oh you precious, pure, innocent creature, untainted by the cruel world of Warriors……

so here’s the wikipedia run-down to start off

basically warriors is this huge ass clusterfuck about these feral cats that live in a colony in a forest comprised by four (five) clans. they have a hierarchy and territory and roles and stuff and everything. it’s actually really interesting. it’s composed (at the current time) of six sub-series along with a ton of other special edition books and other content and whatnot. and it’s getting a movie produced by david heyman, the producer of the harry potter movies! which… is arguably the best and worst thing to happen to warriors,,,, a movie is either going to be massively great or terribly awful.

but yeah back to the main point. long ass book series about cats. i started reading it in 2004.

here you have the six series + the blanket title of all the super editions. there are also these weird manga adaptations (yikes) and some really awesome field guides, along with some novellas. all of which add to the world and lore that is warrior cats.

also some of the official art is pretty as heck. here, have my favorite characters: ivypool and hollyleaf.

there’s a ton of fan content that’s really great, too. from fan art to fan fiction to amv/pmv/maps on youtube, etc. everything you could ever want or need the fandom provides. if you want to see some really rad fanart, check out my favorites: @climbstudio, @nmirah, and @oakyhearts. there are a ton of really, really talented content creators out there.

basically warriors is worse than pjo/hoo hell. i’m not kidding. i’ve been in this cat hell since 2004. that’s 13 years. 13 years of cat hell. no one else can get on this level. at all. i swear it. because one you’re in you can’t get out. it’s worse than anything else. all you think about, talk about, and breathe is cats. to the point where people have learned about cat genetics just for the sake of pointing out inaccuracies in warriors and being smarter than the people who write the books.

the books are great but they also suck. so many issues and plot holes and characters that get fucked up and you wouldn’t even understand most of what i would attempt to explain since you haven’t read them. just know weird shit happens. all the time.

also there used to be an official message board for it, and that was rad. from 2009 to 2016 existed this crazy realm where people talked about cats and stuff. (RIP now that it’s shut down.)


this is the original skin of it (it changed a couple times over the years) and i was on it from the beginning. this place sucked you in even worse by connecting you hardcore and officially to other cat hellions like yourself. i was actually part of a group that got titled the “ootsians”, and we recently all reconnected after drifting apart for a couple of years. it’s been one Hell of an experience, let me tell you. but really i’m thankful for it—i love my friends.

there’s a new, unofficial message board now, too, which i have an account on but since i’m behind on the books i don’t go on much.

basically, once you get in, you can never get out. like i said, i’ve been stuck here for thirteen years and i’m dead. i have no soul. cat hell has taken over my life. RIP in fuckn pieces.

this is way more than you asked for but this doesn’t even skim the surface, anon. warriors is more than a book series about cats. it’s a culture and a lifestyle. and i hate myself for loving it.

somewhere I can rest my soul

by togetherwecouldbealright

|| harry/louis || 3k || [ao3] ||

“I’m Louis Tomlinson,” the boy says, holding his hand out. Glancing down at it, Harry starts at the word beautiful written there, just along his pointer finger. It seems someone else knows exactly how stunning Louis is.

Willing himself not to act like a complete and utter prat, Harry takes Louis’ hand in his own and quietly murmurs, “It’s nice to meet you.”

Also known as the AU where the way your soulmate sees you is tattooed onto your skin.

Being Renessmee's Twin Includes
  • Rosalie: I'm naming her Bella. I will not allow you to butcher and mesh two more names. Her name is Carlie. Deal with it.
  • Carlie: Why can't I fight with you and momma papa? I want to show the Volturi that I'm not a scared little girl. Anyone threatens to kill my family, I refuse to run away
  • Bella: Carlie, how many times have I told you? No throwing knifes in the house. You could hurt Renessmee or yourself. Be more careful.
  • Emmett: C'mon kiddo. I'll teach you how to fight.
  • Jasper: *scoffs* It'd be best if I teach her. You get frustrated too easily Emmett.
  • Carlise: Carlie, your growth is more rapid than Renessmee's. Your genes must be slightly different from hers. It could be an attribution to a power we haven't discovered yet.
  • Esme: It's so sweet of you to help me make dinner for you and Renessmee. I feel like you and I hardly get any time together. Renessmee's always off with either her parents or Jacob and you keep to yourself most of the time. Just know that I'm here if you ever want to talk to someone sweetie. You are my grandbaby afterall.
  • Edward: Your mother and I don't love Renessmee more than you Carlie. We love you both equally. She just relies on us more than you. You've always been more independent than your sister.
  • Carlie: I'm more independent because you and mom are always with her and Aunt Rose takes care of me. But whatever. I don't care anymore. She'll be stuck here in Forks and you all will have to leave eventually and I will travel the world once I reach an acceptable age growth.
  • Bella: Where have you been Carlie?! You've been gone for three whole days! What on earth are you wearing?!
  • Carlie: *sighs* Relax mom. I went to Comic Con in San Diego and cosplayed as Harley Quinn. I went to have some fun. Geez, it's like your trying to keep me trapped with you forever since Renessmee started solely hanging out with Jacob. I bet you really hate that imprint now cause you finally have to pay attention to your other daughter.
  • Alice: Carlie, come shopping with me. We never spend any girl time together since you started buying your own clothes.
  • Carlie: But there's a Gotham marathon on today. How about I go shopping with you tomorrow then?
  • Jasper: *watching the Romanian aired teach you how to fight and use weapons from a window in the house because Bella and Edward forbid him from teaching her himself* I don't see what the problem was with them Alice. I have no urge to drink wither of the girls blood and I adore Carlie. I should be teaching her how to fight, not those barbaric two.
  • Alice: I know Jas. But she finally made some friends that weren't a part of our family. Renessmee has Jacob and that's all she needs. Carlie is free to expand herself unbound to anyone. We don't want to smother the girl by crowding her all the time.
  • Rose: I can't believe Bella never told you about periods. Oh wait, I can. Look Carlie, you have nothing to fear. It's completely natural.
  • Jacob: Why do you hate me Carlie? I never did anything to you.
  • Carlie: *rolls eyes and scoffs* Exactly. I hardly even know you and you're the guy my sister is bound to for life. You've hardly ever acknowledged me before. You've hardly ever spokento me and you have no interest in anyone but my sister. I don't like you because I know that the imprint you have with my sister isn't how you really are or were before my mom even started screwing with your life.
  • Bella: How can you say such a thing Carlie?!
  • Carlie: Oh please. Shut up mom. You know I'm right. You only support that imprint because now, Jacob will forever be within your grasp. Just because you chose not to have him all those years ago doesn't mean you get to keep him around when he's moved on with his life.
  • Renessmee: Will you be my maid of honor?
  • Carlie: I haven't seen or heard from you in nearly four years sis. And frankly I don't want to go to your wedding at all. You know your marriage won't end well. You're in love with Nahuel and whether you admit it or not, you don't feel the same pull if the imprint like you used to. Stop dragging Jacob along. Stop your relationship with him and decide what you want. God, you are worse than our mother. Make up your freaking mind.
  • Leah: I didn't think it would be possible, but I am actually best friends with someone who shares half her DNA with Bella Cullen.
  • Carlie: Oh hush. I'm nothing like my mother and you know it. Now shut up so I can hear Tom Hiddleston say "mewling quim."
  • Seth: Are you sure about this Carlie?
  • Carlie: Yes, for the thousandth time. I love you and I refuse to be bound to someone I met only once. I fell in love with you and that is what I've always wanted. To fall in love, not be bound by fate to become whatever my mate pleases.
Rom-Com Starter List
  • Friendship:
  • "I'm not washing vomit out of your hair again."
  • "Who do I need to punch?"
  • "Don't worry, I covered for you."
  • "You're seriously going out in that?"
  • "I don't think one bottle is going to be enough."
  • "Oh my god! My eyes!"
  • "You started dancing in the middle of the street and you expected me to join in..."
  • "I can't believe he/she/they did that to you!"
  • "How do you suck so badly at this?"
  • "A toast! To the best friend in the universe."
  • Romance:
  • "I was trying to be sexy!"
  • "Are those for me?"
  • "Tonight was...perfect."
  • "You can't just kiss someone like that!"
  • "How do you even do that with your tongue?"
  • "I can't believe your Mom/Dad just walked in on that..."
  • "When I was a kid, I used to dream about meeting someone like you."
  • "Are you asking me out?"
  • "Is that a phone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
  • "I'm so sorry! I swear I don't usually vomit all over my dates."
  • "Did you just say that you love me?"
  • Enemies:
  • "Oh, you're going down."
  • "You look like shit. Is that the style now?"
  • "I can't believe that I ever thought you were a decent human being."
  • "Is that the best you can do."
  • "Oh no, you look great in that. My Grandma/Grandpa has something like that back home."
  • "If you take one more step..."
  • "How could you do that to me?!"
  • "I'm not apologizing."
  • "I can't do this anymore. I just can't."
  • "I don't hate you. That takes way too much energy."
  • "Go fuck yourself."
  • Texts:
  • [Text] Help. Stuck in the elevator with that creep again.
  • [Text] Fuck, don't tease me like that.
  • [Text] You want me.
  • [Text] Where did you go?
  • [Text] Date boring as hell. Save me!
  • [Text] You suck!
  • [Text] Might be a little late...cover for me?
  • [Text] How did you even get this number?
  • [Text] We're having a movie night. Bring ice cream and booze.
  • [Text] I fell asleep in the middle of him/her fucking me. Do not think they want to see me again.
  • [Text] What is wrong with you?
  • david and snow: so what's the big news
  • henry: yeah moms what is it i still have to meet vi-
  • david: congratulations!
  • snow: ugh finally i can't believe it took you two this long
  • henry: yay moms!
  • emma: but did you get it? *chuckles*
  • regina: i can't believe i'm marrying an idiot
  • emma: *looks at regina* WE'RE EN-GAAAAY-GED *breaks into laughter*
  • david:
  • snow:
  • henry:
  • regina: that's it i want a divorce

anonymous asked:

just say you hate latinx people lmaooooo you and your racist friends chose to ignore the cries of help of my people to defend someone who wasn’t even being attacked in the first place, priorities!

First of all, I don’t even know why you sent this on anon because there’s about  2 or 3 people this could’ve come from and I’m pretty sure I know which one you are… so next time grow up and just send me a normal message if you have a problem or go complain on your own blog. Here’s what I have to say:

1. GROW UP. People were celebrating Harry for trying to bring awareness to the suffering and need in Puerto Rico, which, no matter how you try to spin it, is a good thing that he didn’t have to do. You trying to take that positive, minimize it, and call out other people for celebrating it exhibits a complete lack of maturity. Much like you sending me this nasty message on anon.

2.  Neither I nor my friends are racist. You attempting to make my defense of Harry’s actions about race or hatred misses the point entirely. And let me tell you something else. I am a Black woman living in the United States of America. I know what oppression looks like. I know what it means to not have justice served and to not have the needs of MY people met. Ever. I know what it feels like to feel like the rest of the world doesn’t care. So please don’t try to come at me with assumptions about how racist I am or as if I don’t understand what it means to be ignored and marginalized. 

While we’re at it, let’s get another thing straight – your people are not the only people in the world suffering and in need right now. Not even fucking close. YOU probably didn’t realize this but there have been major disasters and floods recently in India and Africa that have left thousands of people dead. Thousands of people displaced. There are terrorist attacks happening all over the world, devastating countries and communities. On any given day there are literally thousands upon thousands of urgent needs and issues that need to be addressed. 

But Harry decided to specifically address the crisis in Puerto Rico. He decided to tell people to send love and support to the people there because they need it. He brought attention to an issue with the hope that people would take action. But instead of seeing it for the awesome act of kindness that it was, you decided to complain about it. Which???

I can’t imagine Harry deciding to shine a light on the plight of my people and feeling anything other than grateful for the gesture? Like listen, the day Harry waved a damn Black Lives Matter flag or something, I think I’d be so overcome with joy I don’t know what I’d do. Certainly not belittle it because he didn’t post a link lol. And I know BLM and a natural disaster aren’t the same thing, but the point is Harry is not obligated to address either of them. But he did address Puerto Rico in his own way. And yes, no matter what you say, it was enough.

3. My last point is, don’t come back to my blog. I’ve said what I want to say about this and I’m done. If you come back with another nasty message I’m blocking you. xx

ikon as preschoolers

jinhwan- paints/draws inside the lines, acts cute 24/7, says ‘no’ but then changes his mind, keep an eye on him bc he will fall at some point and will need a bandage ASAP

june- listens rlly well, do not give him sugar tho if you kno whats best for everyone, just does his own thing, likes to sing during activity time, and doesn’t rlly make a mess

hanbin- hates playing by himself, knows weird animal facts and will randomly bring them up in convo, never remembers how to get down from play structures, and runs everywhere

donghyuk- always willing to help, wants to read books out loud to everyone, always tells you his opinions abt colors, crouches down to point at things, picks flowers alot and just hands them out to everyone

yunhyeong- hates getting in trouble, friends with everyone, always knows what day of the week it is and is super excited to tell you, gets upset if his parent doesn’t say goodbye

bobby- LOVES show & tell, “is it snack time yet, teacher” , will always somehow end up with paint on his face, rlly mischievous but still listens when you tell him to stop

chanwoo- says ‘wow!’ at everything, loves plants, always smiling, needs to hold someones hand, and is fasinated by clouds

  • me: hey man if you're not part of this marginalised group then you don't really have authority to say what is and isn't hurtful to them because you've never experienced it
  • yall: wOw yaknow hate doesn't stop hate i can't believe i am experiencing such discrimination here in the year of our lord twenty sevoonteen!!! no need to be so close minded wow open up your heart and love your oppressors what did they ever do to You

anonymous asked:

Nalu. "Is that a kitten in your sweater?! Can i pet it?"

Would you believe,that i actually forgot i’d open requests last week????

Like jeez what’s wrong with me?? Maybe it’s the stress, maybe it’s school, heck if I know but hey! Here’s something else!

Thank you for the request kind anon( and sorry for the wait!) So please enjoy!

Man, bus experiences were weird. It was like stepping onto a bus flung you to another realm where the impossible and improbable were commonplace.

Lucy met her best friend on a bus, when the driver slammed the brakes without warning and Levy’s book went flying in her face. There was a guy who came on fully-clothed and left in just his pants and undershirt.

Then there was the yodelling guy, the coyote asleep on the seat next to her, the lady dressed as Santa Claus in the middle of summer.

She could go on and on about the weird stuff she’d seen on a daily basis but at least today it was something cute.

A soft ‘mrrw’ bubbled up from the guy next to her, pulling Lucy out of her novel to cast a side glance at him as he fiddled with his phone.

He was quite……pink. From his dyed hair to his near purple sweater to the headphones that leaked an unfamiliar rhythm and the twisting tendrils of a tattoo that wrapped his throat.

He was very, very pink but Lucy had to admit, it suited him.

Mr.Pink shuffled in his seat, tugging at his sweater and another ‘mrrw’ erupted from him. Specifically from the sweater.

Lucy’s eyes dropped low-not inappropriate low, but low enough- to spy an odd lump in the sweater, that moved.

It wriggled unnaturally and well, anyone would stare if they saw some guy’s clothes dancing on its own, wouldn’t they? So it was only fair that Lucy’s eyes stayed glued on that spot that wasn’t inappropriately low.

‘mrrw mrrw mrrw’ ‘mrrw mrrw mrrw’ ‘mrrw mrrw meow’

Mr. Pink sighed, more annoyed than anything else and dove his hand under the sweater, rummaging around a bit and with a little grunt, casually pulled out a kitten that was a odd bluey-gray. He tucked the little thing in the crook of his arm and absently scratched its ears, eyes drifting back to the phone with a smile.

“You just couldn’t keep quiet could you lil’ guy?” “Meow.”

Oh God. He has a cat.

Even better, he has a kitten. All the good cattiness compacted in a small and ridiculously cute package.

She had to pet it, now that she’d seen the little fluffball Lucy’s day would not be complete without touching it.

So of course she had to prod his shoulder. Maybe a little bit too hard but hey, his eyes shot off the phone in an instant, confusion very clear on his face as he reached to pull off the headphones.

Four piercings on his ear greeted her; two hoops, a simple bar and -surprise,surprise- a pink stud to top them all off.

“Yes?” He asked, brow quirked.

“You have a cat.” Lucy stated plainly. “Yup.”

“And it was in your sweater.” “Uh-huh…..?”

“Can, can I pet it?”

Rather boldly she outstretched her fingers towards his travel sized companion who sniffed them curiously, then meowing back at its owner as though approving her request.

Pinkie chuckled, scooping up his pet and gently plopping it in Lucy’s lap with a goofy smile. Lucy wished she could describe the sound she made.

“Happy likes to chew fingers,” He warned as she scratched the kitten’s chin. Happy immediately bit down on her finger. “Too late.”

“Happy? Is it because he’s always happy?” Pinkie shrugged’ “Nah. He’s kind of an ass, but he makes me happy so, yeah.”

“That’s mean!” She laughed. “He’s just a lil’ baby! Aren’t you?”  Said lil’ baby was held aloft, with various kissy faces and coos directed at him.

“He’s chewed through 3 different pairs of shoes with those razors in his mouth and almost got himself killed climbing out on the sill.”

“He’s adventurous.” “He’s crazy.”

Lucy smirked, lowering Happy back to her lap with a gleam in her eye and a smirk on her lips. “Might I daresay, a bit like his owner?”

If he was intrigued by her before her statement must’ve doubled such feelings. He swiveled in his seat to face her properly, his smirk mirroring hers.

“And how am I crazy?” “No-one completely sane carries a cat in their sweater.” Lucy stated simply. Happy meowed in what she thought was agreement.

“You expect me to leave a baby home by himself? What kind of parent do you think I am?” He clutched his chest in mock outrage.

“A weird one who dresses in full pink.” She teased. “I hate to break it to you, uh……” “Natsu.”

“Natsu.” She said with a smile, quite liking how the name rolled off her tongue. “I’m Lucy and I really hate to break it to you but most people don’t usually deck themselves out in a one colour outfit.”

Natsu ran his fingers through his hair, unintentionally showing her its pale red roots. He closed his eyes in thought. “You raise some valid points there my new bus friend who’s pretty weird herself.”

“I-” “But!” One eye flew open to focus on her, twinkling with mischief. “Don’t you think cat fatherhood and pink overload works for me?”

“Sadly, yes.” Lucy grinned.

This guy was definitely friend material.

anonymous asked:

I hate in "Connor's not dead" AUs when Zoe and Connor's relationship is immediately fixed... I personally believe it would take years for connor to recover, let alone recover their relationship like you can't fix years of what he did just like that.....

Oh my god I talk about this all the time thank you