i hate this i'm so sorry

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the toddlers are back in town😎👉🏼👉🏼

Me : Flint and Wood.. yeah, never really thought about it. Why not. Let’s check the tag.

*A few minutes later*

Me : aw my babies are so cute. Let them be happy and gay together. Come on guys, GET MARRIED AND HAVE MANY BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN TO PLAY QUIDDITCH WITH. THEY’RE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER. DON’T TELL ME OTHERWISE. I have to read all the fanfictions.

Why Akechi Narked on the Phantom Thieves

a shit post written by @getsuyuubyou and illustrated by myself.

Step 1: akira and akechi smack each other asses/ baton pass (inspiration)

Step 2: akechi smacks Akira’s ass a little too hard

Step 3: this angers, akira calls out Goro’s vicious ass attack, confusing Goro as he thought smaking ones ass made them automatically a couple. Akira tells him point blank that he was just fucking with him all along and Goro is put into further confusion. Recalling the time they “cuddled”, he insists there must’ve been something between them. Akira refutes him once again, pointing out that it was in fact his coat tails he was lovin up on.

Goro cries and runs dramatically out of mementos. Ryuji and Akira have a laugh about this.

Step 4: one particular night in November, akira receives a mysterious skype call from user secondadventofhedetectiveprince69 and decides to accept it anyway

Its Goro, and he’s still crying. Saying that he wants to break up with him. Ryuji emerges from (some corner)  of Akira’s room with an apple in hand to make him seem like more of an asshole than he already is. Ryuji states, in a bout of confusion, they never were dating in the first place. Akira absentmindedly nods whilst smacking a bunch of metal together to make a lock pick, morgana approves. Goro cries more and says he’s breaking up with him anyway and hands up. He doesn’t have dinner that night.

Step 5: Goro eats his feelings, digging in to a 2 pound bucket of ice cream, washing it down with a two liter bottle of whiskey. Goro gets shitfaced drunk and angirly dials akira at 3 am. The ringer of Akira’s phone blares and stirs morgana to awakening, akira reaches for the phone, morgana scratches his hand into a bloody maw and tells him to go back to sleep. He does so.

Goro leaves a voice mail, singing Taylor swift’s “trouble” dramatically, hyperventilating, and sobbing here and there. Goro passes out when he gets to the second verse. He recalls nothing of the night had occurred.

Step 6: Akira wakes up the next morning, half a pint of his blood missing, and a new voice mail from Goro. Listening to it, he immediately calls for the phantom thrives to gather.

He plays it for them, and they all go around the room roasting Goro. The aforementioned Goro, of course, here’s of the phantom thieves meeting and runs in on them roasting his flat ass. He dramatically calls them out on their slander of him and his flat ass, he asks if they have anything to say for themselves. They just look at each other and burst into a fit of laughter. Goro stomps out of le blanc fuming that they will rue the day they called his ass flat.

After the casino heist Akira is ousted, imprisoned, beaten, drugged, yelled at, beaten again, and yelled at again by a 6 foot harpie of a woman that wants to put him behind bars.

Goro gets his vengeance.

Please help me not hate Yondu

(There are GotG2 spoilers all over the place in this post, beware.)

I’m serious. I see everyone loving him and I want to do the same. I think he treated Peter very well and, given the hand he was dealt, I am SO impressed with what he accomplished! (Even if he made mistakes.)

BUT!!

They way he leads his crew in the first movie (”Is that what she’s filling your head with, boy? SENTIMENT?!”) is horrible. His crew turns against him because nobody, not even their captain, is allowed to feel FEELINGS, including mercy, compassion, and love.

(Even more GotG2 spoilers, ahead)

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My country is celebrating 100 years of independence this year and we are also achieving marriage equality on the 1st of March. I can’t think of a better way to celebrate our achievements as a nation than celebrating equality and human rights. Congratulations, Finland, may there be many more victories such as this and may your freedom last a thousand years!

(yes, the Finnish flag appears backwards because she’s waving it around)

Pouring your heart and soul into someone and then they decide they don’t want you anymore is the worst possible feeling in the world. And when they seem to just move on to someone else like they never even cared about you it hurts more than anything. I am tired of being hurt. I am tired of being used. This is why I have trust issues. When I love I love with all my heart. I don’t have anymore feeling to give anymore. I’m just exhausted and empty. I’m sorry.

me, softly, at 7am: i would kill a man for percahlia