i hate them for being this adorable

So my mom told me a story...

Growing up, my mom and her siblings would make banana bread every week.

Literally every week since the first one of them learned how to make it, they started making banana bread- lo and behold though, they liked it with walnuts and they all knew their dad hated walnuts.

So they made a special loaf of banana bread just for him every week, just for him to eat. Nobody else was allowed to eat it because that was his banana bread, baked especially for him.

So anyways, they did this once a week from middle school up until every last one of them moved out of the house (and considering there was at least 10 years difference from the oldest to the youngest, this was quite some time). So that’s like… 16 years of weekly banana bread. And he always finished it. He, without fail, ate the whole loaf of bread by himself.

That’s approximately 835 loaves of banana bread.

Now

Skip ahead a few years…

and they’re all visiting and baking banana bread and they start making a dad’s bread and their mom comes in, “I don’t think he can handle eating one more slice of banana bread!”

“What are you talking about? He loves banana bread! He had it all the time!”

This is when my grandma, their mom, broke the news that my grandfather loathed banana bread with every fiber of his being. He just adored that his kids loved him enough to make him a special loaf of banana bread every week (and he didn’t have the heart to tell them that he couldn’t stand banana bread) and he was incredibly, utterly upset that my grandma told the kids his big secret.

My grandfather was a loving, patient, gentle man who absolutely hated banana bread but loved his kids so much more and I just wanted to share that with you guys. I think this story is just about the perfect example of the kind of person he was.

Female Zodiac signs as girls I’ve met

(Not including myself)


Aries♈: independent & dependent at the same time, confident, popular, has the best hair I’ve ever seen, can be really moody at times, cares a lot about her friends, isn’t sporty, but still looks very athletic, a bit selfish but will defend anyone who she believes is worth defending and protecting


Taurus♉: mom of the group, somehow she always has snacks in her backpack, wears headphones everywhere, seeks a love relationship, stalker when in love, very good at cooking, marriage material, incredibly stubborn, strong af, loyal


Gemini♊: always in the center of attention, either very quiet or very loud, top class student, isn’t afraid of confrontation, obsessed with Harry Potter, writes poetry but is ashamed to show it (why??), gets bored easily, overthinks a lot, independent, not good at showing her emotions, but if she cares about you you’ll know, says she hates drama but somehow always gets involved in it


Cancer♋: poor little lamb, wants to help everyone but doesn’t know how to help herself, very sensitive™, kind to literally everyone, has been through a lot, thoughtful, very romantic, cries over every (even slightly) sad moment in the movies and TV shows, a bit paranoid, the best person to have on your side, loyal af, her laugh is the best laugh in the world (idek why, I just like it), creative


Leo♌: adores being in the center of attention, kinda annoying at times, either very bitchy or not at all bitchy, can be very jealous in relationship, confident, loves being loved and to love, selfie queen™, creative, dramatic, very emotional


Virgo♍: quiet™, overthinks, very knowledgeable, can surprise people like no one else, loves animals more than people, no one knows what she thinks, her mind is like a labirint, interesting in many ways


Libra♎: social butterfly, everybody loves her bc of her easygoing nature, creative, very kind except to people she doesn’t like - she tries to ignore them, hates confrontations, sensitive, she gives some weird vibes that makes me feel like I’ve known her for thousand years


Scorpio♏: secretive, can and will destroy you if you provoke her or anyone from her squad, perverted, likes to discuss things, tough love, it’s hard to know what she feels, intuition on point, basically protective mama bear


Sagittarius♐: very independent and outgoing, creative, hakuna matata, looking at her is like looking at the sun, honest about everything, good at physics, athletic, tolerates everyone


Capricorn♑: classy, always says smart remarks, sarcastic, very funny when in good mood, worries too much, always says exactly what she means, hates drama, sick of people’s bullshit


Aquarius♒: the best taste in music, independent™, always wonders about life, world and other universal questions, very open minded, extraordinary, creative, social, belongs to thousand fandoms


Pisces♓: that girl that is always confused in class, so adorable™, gets very excited about things she likes, whatever she does it’s sooo cute, open minded, sensitive, playful little angel

Sensory processing disorder things: sensitive eater edition

-You either absolutely adore crusts or hate them with all your soul
-”I don’t like [food] but I do like it when its prepared like THIS” (alternatively, “But you love [food]!” yeah, but not like that!)
-Will only eat this veggie raw, but this veggie only cooked, but this ve-
-meticulously checking meat for the dreaded gristle so you don’t gag at the dinner table. 
-being told you’re too hard to cook for 
-Picking the most normal/bland thing at a restaurant so you don’t risk getting something and then not being able to eat it
-Loving the taste of something, but not the texture


feel free to add on!

i hate how being bioware critical apparently means u dont love the games they put out like … shut up, bioware fucks up constantly, bioware has done things so bad they make me feel sick ranging from the way they write characters to the way they design women to the disgusting things bioware staff have said on social media —

but i love bioware’s games? i love them. nowhere is more home for me than in  thedas, sitting around the campfire with zevran and morrigan or running around skyhold and kirkwall. i adore, so much, running around every version of the normandy, getting lost in the citadel, every beat of the romance with garrus, everything about miranda lawson’s character and being scared shitless of collectors

that doesn’t mean i have to sit back and praise them and to be honest i’m getting tired of the fact i feel like i have to quantify “this bioware thing is bad” with “but i love it/this game anyway” like stop being so self absorbed that you can’t see any reason why anyone would criticise this stuff

and yea im talking about criticism, not randomised hate, yet another distinction i can’t believe i have to make because theres always one asshole who comes out saying “[x] isnt criticism tho” like fucker do i look like im talking about that

Anger levels

Aries mars:

  1. FIGHT ME
  2. FIGHT ME
  3. FIGHT ME

Taurus mars:

  1. Who the fuck are you? Stay silent please.
  2. Okay you’re not listening to me and that’s making me a bit nervous.
  3. .
  4. .
  5. .
  6. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Gemini mars:

  1. hahahahahaahaha you’re so angry
  2. Well let’s see, you’re so wrong bc *throw away all his arguments* that’s it, buddy. Go home, enjoy life.
  3. *Still isn’t angry*

Cancer mars:

  1. You’re angry? Well I can’t understand what I’ve done to make you angry, literally I’m not like that in fact I should be angry with you for making all this drama.
  2. How???? YOu’re hurting me and you fucking like it, You are always hurting me and throwing all your problems onto me can you stop please I DON’T DESERVE THIS.
  3. You’re the worst person that I’ve known. I hate u *hates them until they ask for forgiveness* Okay let’s hang out, I know a cool place we could go :)

Leo mars:

  1. How u dare
  2. HOW U DARE TO TALK TO ME THAT WAY YOU’RE NOT THINKING YOU DON’T KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM
  3. I WILL CHASE YOU UNTIL YOU PLEAD FORGIVENESS AND I WON’T BE FRIEND WITH YOU ANYMORE ALL THE PEOPLE WILL KNOW THE SHITTY PERSON YOU’RE AND…
  4. *Gets bored*
  5. I still hate u but I have better things to do ;*.

Virgo mars:

  1. I don’t find interesting fighting you.
  2. Don’t you have something better to do than yelling to a wall?
  3. You’re kinda idiot, aren’t you? Let’s see, you’re yelling inside a room (that, metaphorically, can be your own head) to someone that isn’t understanding and, furthermore, doesn’t care about the problem itself. Don’t you catch the uselessness of this situation? Plus, you gotta check your arguments. They’re too weak and poorly presented.
  4. Go and sleep for some hours. You’ll be cool and tomorrow we’ll be able to debate this thing.

Libra mars:

  1. Why are you so angry? 
  2. You’re killing my vibe.
  3. Okay I came here to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.
  4. Okay shut up you’re right *changes subject abruptly*.

Scorpio mars:

  1. I will hunt you down till the day I die.

Sagittarius mars:

  1. Okay your arguments are totally messed up let me explain it to you, little.
  2. Haven’t you listened to me?? WHY ARE YOU CONTRADICTING ME? Okay you should be respectful of others opinions *five minutes later*  You need some fucking education. I’m never talking to you again!
  3. .
  4. Wait we were fighting? When?

Capricorn mars:

  1. You’re not worth my time.
  2. I won’t stoop to your level.
  3. .
  4. .
  5. .
  6. Fucking run.

Aquarius mars:

  1. You look so silly! Ow, look at these short-minded, their stupidity makes them adorable…
  2. Your arguments are sooo uninteresting. I’ve heard this like 2 times before *rolls eyes*.
  3. Ow, they’re so angry, I can’t stop laughing… oh, wait, what have you said?
  4. OKAY YOU WANTED IT BITCH *starts throwing away all his arguments while trying to look confident and so over it*.

Pisces mars:

  1. Your anger makes me angry. Stop being angry. I don’t want to fight okay
  2. I don’t want to fight please I’ll be all messed up aND I HATE U
  3. *sobbing* I’m sorry can’t we be friends again?

Thanks @phantasticforfob for helping me writing this shit.

Slytherin x Ravenclaw

- first of all, sytherin is absolutely adorable. like puppy-in-a-tea-cup adorable

- except the puppy is a pit bull and it’s angry 

- so like cute as hell and kind of terrifying 

- ravenclaw is weird; they spend more time in their own head than in the real world

- *stubs toe* “oh fudge

- has a weird fashion sense that they get bullied for

- until slytherin secretly took the bullies aside and threatened to shove their wands so far up their asses they sneeze splinters

- definitely partners in crime 

- like they would be notorious for their pranks, worse than Fred and George 

- slytherin would have sadistic glee in coming up with them

- ravenclaw figures out the logistics. nothing is more satisfying than seeing that marshmallow fluff land exactly where they wanted it to 

- most things they do are out of boredom 

- “hey so I found this in the potion stores the other day—" 

- "baneberry potion? dude, you could kill a city with that shit.”

- *smirks like the grinch* “I know." 

- they would skip a lot of class, but only because they know everything already 

- slytherin being protective of ravenclaw

- *hugs slytherin*

- “um”

- “..”

- “ok this can stop now”

- *hugs them tighter*

- “..ok”

- ravenclaw getting really excited about the nerdiest things, like figuring out a new potion or seeing a rare butterfly

- and slytherin just smiles and thinks they look so adorable

- not being very into PDA, but they always link pinkies whenever they’re next to each other

- braiding each other’s hair and taking it really seriously

- “I’m so glad we hate all the same people”

Here’s all the things that I’ve been working on. (Have fun scroling.)

1st: The people that I follows A.K.A my senpais:

@nekophy - First and for most, you’re amazing. Your art is beautiful in every piece. Your OCs are cute and adorable. You YOURSELF is amazing a hyperactive. Keep on being a cute little stick cat! Also I want to draw you as a cat and not a stick cat so sorry for that

@angexci - I can’t say how wonderful you are in any way possible. Your traditional are perfect, but your digital art is so awesome! You are amazing, everytime you post something, either a shitpost or an art piece, I love it all. So continue being a cool bird!

@jakei95 - One question, HOW. THE HELL. ARE YOU. SO FREAKING CALM?? Okay, you’re really, AWESOMELY cool. Your characters are cool, cute, awesome at the same time. Your art is TOO COOL, OKAY?? Also, you’re funny, like EXTREMELY FUNNY. Please continue on being a funny and cool potato! :3 I dunno I drew the background galaxy

@gabi4chan-akatsuki - I know your blog is not art related but I like Vocaloid and your Vocatale AU. I ADORE your Vocaloid covers, it sounds amazing. So just keep on tuning!

@wilyart - I know you don’t post much, but you are still amazing. I don’t have much to say aside from that your art are fabulous.

@kyashee-art - I. LOVE. EVERY. PIECE. OF ART. YOU MAKE. THAT’S ALL I COULD SAY. I can’t say anymore than compliment your art. I made this before you changed your mascot so oops.

@trashy-artzy-me - You’re one of the best traditional artist I’ve ever know. Personaly I feel that you’re cool :). Keep on being amazing!

@blogthegreatrouge - I can’t say you’re cool and amazing enough. You’re the first person i followed, the person that I made my blog for, the first person that I actually motivates me to post on Tumblr. Your art are all from the heavens. Except those sin art. So I hope you never give up and continue on!

@renrink - *inhales* YOU ARE SO COOL. Especially your AU, Reapertale is so cool and I’m waiting for your stuff. Your art are so goddamn wonderful, like DAYUM. I once tried to color like you but I failed so bad, I deleted it. :P. Just continue on being a cool dude gal!

@walkingmelonsaaa - I can’t say your art is amazing enough. Your lines, your coloring, your porotions! It’s beatiful! You are an art goddess to me, to everyone who knows you. So keep on making amazing art! I didn’t know what to draw for the background so I tried and it sucks >:(

@zarla-s - To be honest, I know you from Quotev XD, I read your fanfictions and I’m still waiting and I read the comics and I compared it and I’m surprised. Anyways, your art are so cute, espescially the skelebros! I want to say you’re great! Continue on!

@golzy - I know you’re on hiatus but I wanna say that I want feels too :3.I love your art, you’re talented at a young age. I’m cheering for you! I drew you in your Gay Daddy outfit with some fixing—

@camilaart - Through all the things that happened, you pushed through and fly up above! I wish you would never give up! Ever!

Sapphire by @sapphirescarletta123

Rey by @reyindee

@yugogeer12 - You’re from a cool gal to cute bean. AN ADORABLE BEAN!!! Your art are so goddamn cute!! So cute man! Your Epictale AU is great and EPIC! Keep on being a mixure of a cute and EPIC!!

@allesiathehedge

2nd: People that I follows A.K.A my senpais in CHIBI FOOOOOOORM!!! XD:


Sharky by @myebi

@ania-da-peasant - Though those idiotic people send hate, send you ask that lacks inteligence. You still pushed through. You was pushed down before but you stood up and face them. So never lose hope! Stay DETERMINED!

@theodd1sout 

@owlturdcomix

@mudkipful 

@rosannapansino RosannaPansino

Perf by @perfectshadow06

3rd: For some of my followers:

@notch0607 @mkitkat @broken-tale-comic @nekokurisu @locis-didi @lazyartz @xxlisagamerxx @undertalefan1111 @anda-blr @cyberbullybro @saskiakawaiistudio @4jen

4th: My awesome friends!:

@mercury-draws-shitz - You’re great, even though it may not feel like it, it is. You’re the first one that actually made fanart for me :’DD So keep being cool!

@thekawaiichibigirl - You are a great friend, though you’re depression is bad, you’re pushing through!! I was– I mean EVERYONE was very worried, so don’t do that ever again. Those people are still hating but you’re answering them in a bad a$$ way!! Sorry Arty Just keep being who you are!!

@anndreemurr - We talk for like once and some how became friends X’DD So just wanna say that your art are everything! It’s so beautiful! So continue being cute and cool :D

@ithinkiamanartist - You’re the one that I talk to the most XDDD omg okay umm.. *inhales* YOUR COOL. You’re just like a cool big sister to me. Da coolest were cat big sister I’ve ever nyew. Your art is coot and cool just like you! Continue on being coot and cool kay sis? :) 

@armitie - Yay time for my first friend I ever made here :’D You are a little roll of memes and shitpost oh ye– You’re the meme sister and super SUPER weird. Your art is super duper cute!! ((I like slim bodies)) Though we don’t talk much, I still love you with every inch of— So keep on doin’ it!

@elamania - Time for my second friend that I made here! Where you’ve been? Nah just kiddin’ I’m not gonna joke like that. I must say that your coloring are wonderFUR!! Get it ‘cause you’re a cat? Yeah? Okay ._. 

@unlikelykingdomsuit - I know we rarely talk, but I still love your art. You’re real FURtastic! Yeah. Puns. I suck at it. But I still want you to know that care about you. Holy that sounds cheesy

@burntsalmonfishy132005 - HI LITTLE CHICKEN!! The second Vietnamese friend I made. You’re a cute little spammer. Yup - u - b Your art is adorable as heack! So keeo on being a cute little chick! ;D

@mikaru-blackspade - I know you’re banned from any social media but you’re still my first Vietnamese friend. You’re a great artist even if you don’t think you are. I wanna say keep on doin’ it!

@pandurrpink - Though we just became friends like a few weeks ago, you still counts as my dear friend. AND HOLY YOUR COLORING IS EVERYTHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Continue to be an amazing artist Pandurr!

5th: The youtubers that I subscribe:

Aphmau

PopularMMOs

GamingWithJen

DanTDM

LDShadowLady

JaidenAnimations

Domics

StacyPlays

Ha! I can do something better with my birthday than writing and doing this. Only llike 3 or 4 people wish me “Happy Birthday”. This joke is so lame.

Signs in school

Aries: Either damn loud and obnoxious in class or quiet and hard-working. They are usually always impatient and snap in class when people annoy them. They don’t mind helping people but they do get annoyed when people ask too many questions.

Taurus: Their favourite lesson is lunch time. Enough said. They do alright in school. They’re usually patient, quiet and hard-working. They’re not necessarily popular, however they don’t mind speaking in class. The teachers usually like them.

Gemini: Whether they’re shy or the most confident in the damn school, they usually say what they think and talk in class. They doodle when they’re bored and get in trouble for stupid things like forgetting homework or talking over the teacher. When it comes down to it they can do well.

Cancer: Either the sweetest souls or the meanest bitches. The former likes to help people and wouldn’t dream of being mean. They’re shy and adorable, and very smart, but also get angry at the smallest things. The latter, however, gossip all the time, laugh at people and make them feel bad. They talk about people’s friends infront of their faces. They’re horrible and have no true friends.

Leo: They’re fun, outgoing, lovely, smart and popular, or they’re smart and COMPLETE IDIOTS. I love Leos but boi. They have great hair and clear faces, but you either love them to pieces or hate them. They don’t mind speaking in class and are usually quite confident in themselves.

Virgo: Usually smart and quiet. They’re the sort of students the teachers love and they help out after school alot. Extremely smart and almost always gets 100% without even revising. They’re friends can sometimes be jealous of that. However they’re very critical and accidentally put others down. But altogether, they’re good students.

Libra: Usually popular, and have their pedicures and manicures done, their hair on fleek and usually look great. Or, they don’t give a crap and only brush their hair in the mornings and wear the first outfits they see. They go on their phone in class and pout when concentrating. They’re not stupid and quite smart but act it to get their way. They bat their eyelashes too.

Scorpio: Normally very quiet and give of a “speak to me and I’ll murder you” vibe. Actually just loves memes and that’s what they’re looking at when their head is resting on the desks. The teachers don’t care because they generally do well and don’t distrupt the lesson. And they’re scared of them. Alternatively, they’re outgoing and social and very popular.

Sagittarius: Fierce and give of a don’t give a f*ck attitude whether they’re loud or shy. They love adventures so their favourite lessons are pe and geography. They also are f*cking hilarious and joke alot. Have the ability to do well but the teachers don’t have faith. They generally care about having fun and a good time.

Capricorn: Are a model student. Have alot of enemies, but they literally are only about success. They’re not interested in a relationship at the moment. They have friends and they do amazing in class, but they are also quite serious and don’t go out with said friends very often. Or they can be stupid and slaggy and no one respects them lol

Aquarius: Definietly thinkers. They’re the ones that excel in English because they’re deeply intellectual and think outside the box. Have alot of friends but seem to argue with them due to the friends being impatient with the Aquarians bullcrap conspiracies. They are funny though. They’re not popular nor unpopular, they just float in the middle.

Pisces: Pisceans sleep in class alot and don’t care too much about school. They enjoy creative writing and arts and excel in these subjects. They struggle with maths and science because they would rather dream of their future and create intimate thoughts surrounding this. They have an average sized friendship group and are either really good in class or really don’t care.

I love how much attention Taylor pays to the metaphors. Nothing is obvious, nothing is simple, everything has a meaning. It makes her music and videos so unique. I love looking for a clues, especially in the music videos. I love seeing how well she planned everything. I love that when people question something about her art or when they are trying to hate on something or start a drama, I can simply find at least 5 arguments why they’re wrong and present them a whole analyse of it. Taylor not only challenges herself in being imaginative but she also challenges us to crossing the borders of our minds, to use our brains, to find a creative explanation of the details she put into her work, and I adore that. It’s not only listening or watching, it’s also exploring a magical world full of surprises. 

anonymous asked:

UM IDEA ?????????? Yuri actually has to wear glasses but he always wears contacts until one day he loses them and has to wear his huge nerd glasses and he hates them and is really self conscious but otabek tells him he looks adorable and that makes yura feel so much better !!!!!!!! MY EMOTIONS

oh my god YES!! I support this headcanon with my entire being! I love it when you guys send these!

I Hate Children

Maybe I should clarify:

I hate the culture of children.

It’s not really children, per se.  Granted, I’m not fond of them being around, I don’t want one in my house or very often in my immediate presence, and I especially don’t like it if I have to watch one that can’t even talk coherently let alone understand what I’m saying, but all this is because I have no patience and no strong maternal instincts to speak of.

If I’m out in public somewhere and a child looks at me, I will smile at it.  If I see a video or gif of a child doing something adorable, I might coo and share it.  I don’t actively go out of my way to upset children or even discuss them with most people.

But I hate with all my being the culture that surrounds the concept of children.

There’s an overwhelming societal expectation of a beuterused person that they must not only have children (usually multiple), but that they must desperately want children, often to the exclusion of all else.  It’s tied very much into the notion that everyone is supposed to get married and promptly produce offspring and put themselves neatly into heteronormative traditional gender roles so as to be a good adult and a “productive member of society.”  Indeed, the mere presence of breasts and a presumed uterus is indicative that a person’s worth is whether or not they reproduce.

And it’s this idea that infests every conversation about health or future or family.  It’s this concept that makes those of us who do not want children (especially biologically) have to constantly brace ourselves for potential arguments when we talk about any of these things.

It’s the reason I had to switch doctors when my first one kept insisting that “the ideal” was for me to “remain a virgin until marriage and then marry a virgin before having children.”  It’s the reason people with vaginas require checkups for “reproductive health” to make sure everything is “functioning correctly for reproduction” instead of just to make sure things don’t hurt/aren’t infected/need attention.  It’s the reason we see language used like “baby-making” for het sex with no stated reproductive intent, why the term “biological clock” is still exclusively used in regards to reproduction, and why there is an over-emphasis on pregnancy and reproduction language in sex (“baby goo,” “baby batter,” “gonna make a baby in you,” etc.).  It’s why there’s still so much debate over who gets a say in pregnancy, why pregnancy is still terrifyingly often referred to as a punishment or as a means to control the beuterused.  It’s the reason why family, friends, and even strangers feel completely within their rights to ask you about your reproductive plans, to make you justify all of your life choices to them at a moment’s notice, to question your thoughts and beliefs as if they know you better than you do yourself.

It’s the reason why the questions are so intensive when someone asks for lasting birth control.  It’s the reasons why we are told over and over the rate of regret, the success stories of people who changed their minds, the horror stories of those who didn’t.  It’s the reason why, when you state that you have a “phobia of pregnancy” in the hope that it will make people stop asking you without making you explain yourself or justify your feelings for the umpteenth time, the only advice you get is, “Well, that needs to be fixed before anything else.”

It’s the reason why “because I don’t want children” isn’t enough.  It’s the reason why adoption is never seen as an option because “you’ll want some of your own someday.”  It’s the reason why people put such value on “extending the family line” and “continuing the family name.”

It’s the reason I have to say I hate children for people to stop questioning me.  It’s the reason I have to monitor my conversations with certain people because they’ll say, “Ah, see, you DO like kids!!”  It’s the reason parts of my dysphoria kick in hard when I see the sort of things mentioned above.  Because, unless something happens to remove or damage a uterus, it is not only expected, but demanded of you to know why you’re refusing “the most precious gift on Earth,” “your womanly duty,” “the greatest love you’ll ever know,” and so forth.

It’s the reason why “I hate children” is rolled off my tongue more and more until finally people just stop talking.

But I don’t hate children.

I hate the culture of children.

I hate the misogyny that surrounds pregnancy.

Most of all, I hate the people who perpetuate this culture, who deny someone else the right to say they don’t want to be part of it, who threaten to make them part of it.

But, you know, it’s so much easier to just say I hate children.

Female Zodiac Signs As Girls I’ve Met

Aries♈: independent & dependent at the same time, confident, popular, has the best hair I’ve ever seen, can be really moody at times, cares a lot about her friends, isn’t sporty, but still looks very athletic, a bit selfish but will defend anyone who she believes is worth defending and protecting

Taurus♉: mom of the group, somehow she always has snacks in her backpack, wears headphones everywhere, seeks a love relationship, stalker when in love, very good at cooking, marriage material, incredibly stubborn, strong af, loyal

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my thoughts on OITNB s5
  • That video of Alex getting her arm broken went viral. Kubra thinks that she’s dead. Could he end up seeing that video and sending someone else after her? Or maybe he’ll just try to get her arrested for Aydin’s murder.
  • Even though Daya shot Humps, it was the stroke caused by the oxygen blown into his IV by Maureen that killed him. Will an autopsy be done to determine his cause of death and prove that Daya didn’t kill him. If an autopsy is done and the police question Maureen I’m guessing that she’ll lie. The only person that can discredit her is Suzanne and she’s not exactly a reliable witness.
  • I’m not sad that Piscatella died but I would’ve liked to see him live a little longer. I wanna know if Red showing him mercy would’ve changed his perception of prisoners.
  • VAUSEMAN GOT ENGAGED
  • Last we saw Piper’s mom she was not a fan of Piper being with Alex. Will we get an explanation as to what changed her mind? Or are we to believe that she’s done caring about what other people think and just wants her daughter to be happy?
  • I know it’s not likely but I hope Maria tells the governor’s assistant that Gloria also helped with the guards’ escape. And will she get anything for breaking out the guards?
  • I’m thrilled Nicky stayed sober this season but it was only 3 days.
  • Will we ever learn how much time Alex has left?
  • If you guys haven’t seen Dreamgirls, you need to. There is a movie that came out in 2006 with a phenomenal cast. There will be no White Effies.
  • VAUSEMAN GOT ENGAGED
  • The Blanca/Red friendship is something I never could’ve imagined happening in season 1. I love seeing characters that don’t normally interact come together.
  • What will Flaca and Maritza do without each other?!
  • I was loving Taystee all season until she turned down Fig’s offer. She let down all the woman, they ended up with nothing, and because negotiations fell through, CERT went in there and abused the inmates. Never mind the fact that someone might die.
  • Alex and Piper playing house all season was so cute and adorable and perfect. This is probably their best season. AND THEY GOT ENGAGED. They both better live because I need a Vauseman wedding.
  • Speaking of Vauseman, Alex saying Vauseman gave me life.
  • I hate Leanne and Angie as much as the next person, but them burning the files may end up being helpful to the inmates. It seems like common sense for Litchfield to have electronic copies of the files but a lot of things in Litchfield don’t make sense. I wouldn’t be surprised if there were no digital copies (it’s a long shot). And the inmates don’t have their IDs. That might cause a problem when they try to check who they have.
  • With the inmates presumably being sent off to separate prisons, will the show keep them separated and take place between multiple prisons, will the show get everyone back together, or will it just take place in one of the prisons and leave the inmates not in that prison behind?
  • I really wanna know what the point of Pennsatucky and Donut’s relationship is. It’s hard to watch her fall for her rapist. What is Jenji Kohan trying to accomplish here?
  • That Poussey scene was a spot of light in what ended up being a pretty dark season.
  • VAUSEMAN GOT ENGAGED
  • Michael J. Harney was credited as a series regular this season but Healy wasn’t in a single episode. What’s up with that? (not that I missed him)
  • Mystery solved! The weeping woman is always crying because her dog got blown up by her husband.
  • Kinda curious as to why Piscatella didn’t try to capture Lorna as well, kinda don’t care. I figure it’s because she was in too public a space.
  • I always thought Leanne and Angie were just stupid, annoying meth heads. Now we now that they’re rapists. Can oitnb find someone else to be their “comedic relief”?
  • And why does this show treat rape like it’s no big deal? Angie made a comment in passing about how she’s raped guys. She and Leanne raped the strip dancer guard. Donuts raped Pennsatucky. I think the fat guard talked about how he raped someone last season. What’s wrong with this show?
  • VAUSEMAN GOT ENGAGED (I’m just really happy that they got engaged, okay? I’m trash)

Alex asks the million dollar question at the end: was the riot worth it? The characters and the audience may not be able to answer that question now since we’re still waiting to see the full aftermath, but knowing what we know do you guys think it was worth it? They set out to change the conditions in the prison and got nothing. They set out to get justice for Poussey and got nothing. But they did humanize themselves to the public. Aleida giving interviews, Flaritza’s videos, and Alex’s viral video of her arm getting broken have put faces and names to people that the public never really thinks about. Maybe Piper’s right and change will happen one person at a time and those people will work to change the system. Maybe the public can elect officials that want to reform prisons. Maybe the public will refuse to purchase products made by prisoners.

Maybe the riot was worth it because the women of Litchfield forced the world to look at them and see them as people and not as commodities or unredeemable felons. Maybe it’s worth it in the long run but it doesn’t seem like there will be much take away in the short term.

Hey quick reminder that Preston and Harrison are, in fact, assholes?


And before you ask, YES they are my favorite characters, and NO I am not trying to hurt anyone by saying this. I’m just stating the facts: Preston is a self-absorbed jerk, and Harrison has a twisted sense of what’s okay and what’s not.


Before y'all can react and yell at me, let me justify myself:


Harrison is adorable and I love him, but damn the boy’s got problems. See for yourself:

-He has basically scarred Max for life by making him cough up ribbons and bouquets and god knows what else, and his response to doing this was ‘i was trying to hit Neil but oh well.’

-He tricked Neil into believing in magic by making him think Nikki’s life was on the line.

-He pushed Nerris into a lake because he wanted to look like he was helping her out…then nearly drowned them both.

-He broke his and Nerris’s egg, then put the hat back on Nerris’s head—wtf bro

-He offered to saw his parents in half, which on hand is great and all but on the other hand REALLY HARRISON you know your magic is kind of faulty and still you wanna try pulling this shit??

Preston isn’t really problematic like that.., he’s just a jerk that people like to pretend he’s not. He scoffs at everyone’s acting, he screams like a banshee at his grandma, he has some of the best lines in the show (‘my acting career, like the mistakes of so many teenage girls, has been…aborted’)—hell, even when he was being abused by Nurf he maintained his sass levels ('im a terrible parent!’ 'you really are, nurf.’) We are dealing with the loudest, most savage shakespeare ever—and yet people transform him smol cupcake.


Look, I don’t hate these characters. In fact, I adore them. I would kill a man for them. I would take them in my home, and pay good money for their education.

And there’s the thing… when I talk about loving these characters, I mean THESE characters. Not these shy, Tortured™ versions you guys have created.


Did Preston and Harrison have to got through some serious shit? Yes.

Does that make them any less asshole-y? No.


Treat them like the obnoxious drama queen and mag-prick they are, and make them SHINE.

Taehyung takes being mean to you too far Part.8 END

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Originally posted by chimcheroo

Y/N’s p.o.v

I felt him tossing and turning beside me all night - but I ignored it. I opened my eyes slowly to be greeted with his face right in front my mine. I felt my heart race, how does this idiot not know that it’s him? That it had always been him? I placed my hand gently on his face, careful not to wake him up. He must be tired from sleeping so late, I pushed away his hair from his face. I felt his leg and arm draped over my body, this was his habit - he loved to hug the person beside him when he was sleeping and to me it was the cutest, most pure thing about him. I caught myself smiling at him. 

“How do you not know it’s you?” I whispered. “You’re an idiot, but I’m a bigger one for not being able to tell you.” I slowly replaced myself with a pillow, and went to go get ready. I made myself more presentable and started to make breakfast for the two of us. I was washing the few cups in the sink when I felt a pair of arms snake around my waist, his arms. I was startled and froze before I relaxed. His head now resting on my shoulder with his head facing in the direction of mine. 

“I do know it’s me.” His morning voice so husky, I could melt into his arms. “I’m the idiot who didn’t figure it out earlier, I’m the biggest idiot for not telling you that for me, it’s also you too.” I put the cup down back into the sink and turned myself around to face him. His grip tightened around me as he pulled me close.

“What do you mean?” I was confused and had no idea what was going on in my head. 

“That someone special, that guy you like. It’s me, right? The password, is my birthday is it not?” He said as he leant his forehead on mine, closing his eyes. 

“Ho- how did you find out?” I shouldn’t have stuttered, but I did.

“I couldn’t figure it out, so I asked the guys for help and they made me realise. I’m sorry I’m so slow.” 

“I’m sorry.” I apologised. 

“What, why? Is liking me such a bad thing?” 

“No of course not! I don’t even have the right to like you in that way but I do. So I’m sorry, because I’d never be good enough for a guy like you. It’s embarrassing, to even think a someone as good as you would even look in my direction.” I tried to wriggle my way out of his hold, but he didn’t let me go. 

“But I just said that I liked you too, when I said that I was the biggest idiot.” He placed a hand on my head and stroked my hair, playing with the ends of it. “I’m the one who should be sorry, I was the one who pushed you around all this time like a coward, I’m the one who doesn’t deserve you, and yet here I’ve been in and out of your place as if it’s my own, lying next to you on so many occasions and falling asleep here. I’m the one who should be embarrassed raindrop, not you. You’re beautiful inside and out, you drive me absolutely insane when I see you smile. No one’s ever made my heart beat as fast as you, no one could ever make me feel this way apart from you. I want you Y/N. I’ve always wanted you. I was just too much of a prick to get off my high horse to realise it, I’ve always needed an excuse to talk to you, and picking on you for some reason seemed like a good option, which I know now it wasn’t, actually it was the shittiest idea I’ve ever conjured up, I don’t know why I couldn’t admit to myself that I like you. I’m sorry for making you feel like shit. But at the same time I’m not, because if I hadn’t and you didn’t get sick - I would have never come over, and I would have never been able to realise my real feelings for you. That sounds bad I know but it’s true.” 

“You’re an idiot Kim Taehyung. You don’t even know how surprised and actually happy I was when I saw you that night. When you showed up out of nowhere. I thought to myself ‘getting sick is the best thing that’s ever happened to me’ because I got to be close to you and slowly you seemed to become more attached, you didn’t hate me anymore and we got along.” 

“How is being sick a good thing to you, you had to suffer.” He let out a low chuckle, showing off his box smile that I adore. 

“Because I had you taking care of me.” 

“So where does this leave us? Where do we stand on the relationship status?” He asked as his eyes rounded and looked down at me. 

“If that was your way to ask me to be your girlfriend then the answer’s yes.” He smiled again, his dark orbs dilated. I raised my arms and wrapped them round his neck, getting up on my tiptoes I leaned in and placed a gentle kiss on his lips. I pulled away and smiled up at him, in a swift movement he spun the two us around and pushed me against the counter top that was once behind him. 

“You can’t be a tease and give me a small kiss like that.” Without even giving me a chance to reply, he kissed me. The kiss deepened and he lifted me onto the counter top. His hands gripped my waist as my arms stayed draped over his shoulders. My fingers connected with one another as I placed my hands in his morning bed hair. 

I pulled away gently, gasping for air. “Did you brush your teeth Tae?” I laughed.

“Why’d you go and ruin the moment?” He whined like a little kid. “I didn’t brush my teeth no, doesn’t it make our first kiss more memorable?” He wagged his eyebrows like the dork that he is. 

“You’re gross, go brush your teeth. I’ll get breakfast ready.”

“Mmm fine okay, but let me do this again.” 

So before he ran off like a little kid, laughing to himself as if he had taken great victory, he stole one last kiss. 


FINISHYYYYY

Dating Damian Wayne

I love Damian Wayne and personally enjoyed writing this. Thanks for requesting this @zatannazatarayj and I hope you enjoy. 

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  • When you guys met, he didn’t like you.
  • Like at all
  • Personally, you weren’t a fan of him either.
  • You thought he was too stuck up for his own good.
  • He had every right to be, with him being the son of Bruce Wayne and all.
  • But it was your job to take him down a peg or two.
  • Or in this case bring him down from his high mansion in the sky.
  • “Hey Damian do you want to play Speed with me?”
  • “Why would I want to play some mediocre game with an insufferable human being such as yourself?”
  • “Says the guy who just doesn’t want to get his ass kicked in a kids game.”
  • “Deal the deck Y/L/N”
  • It was a tie between you too.
  • After a while, he began to sort of like you. Over time it became much more.
  • He liked how you always challenged him and make him feel some sort of way.
  • You began to have the same feelings for him as well.
  • Later on he asked you out.
  • But since THE GREAT DAMIAN WAYNE WAS NERVOUS, he did it in the weirdest way possible.
  • “Y/L/N, as we have known each other for quite some time now, I have noticed that we have created mutual bond within our unlikely relationship. Therefore, I think that we should participate in watching a film at the local theatre. Please say that you will accompany me.”
  • “Are…Are you asking me to go to the movies with you or writing the Declaration of Independence?”
  • “Movies.”
  • “Oh then sure.”
  • The rest is history.
  • He loves buying you gifts.
  • Mostly the expensive kind.
  • A laptop here, an iPhone there…
  • Hell he even bought you a new wardrobe.
  • You finally had to tell him to stop and say that some flowers were fine.
  • Since he didn’t have a real childhood, you like to just baby him sometimes.
  • One, because you love how he would react and Two, because he deserves to be a kid every once in awhile.
  • “Did you rent out a bouncy house for an hour Y/N?”
  • “No…I’m not stupid. I rented it for a whole day.”
  • “You are insane if you think I would enjoy playing in some child contraption.”
  • “You are insane if you think I can’t make you come in here.”
  • Long story short, you guys jumped in that bouncy house that whole day.
  • He would always draw you when you feel insecure.
  • When you hate a certain part of your body, we would just focus on that part of you.
  • And ends up hanging them in your room.
  • “Damian, why are you drawing me so much?”
  • “Because I hate when you feel so insecure about yourself when I adore everything about you, my Beloved.”
  • Him being your cocky, sophisticated boyfriend.
  • You being the only one that can keep him in check. 
Do you want to know why I ship Stalia?

It’s not stereotypical. Stiles isn’t a knight in shining armour. Malia isn’t a damsel in distress. Stiles does not belong to Malia and Malia does not belong to Stiles. They don’t need to say a line as simple as “I love you,” to know that they are loved and adored in the relationship.  Stiles is not physically as strong as Malia, however his manhood is never questioned. Malia is physically stronger than Stiles, but the narrative does not dwell on this fact. 

They are both at times in need of help and guidance, which they seek from one another, but it never presents either one as weak and reliant on the other. They’re times when Malia needs Stiles and times Stiles needs Malia, as seen in 3x20 where Stiles lets Void in to save Malia’s life, but before this, she stopped him from screaming after his bad dream and coaxed him back to reality. In 4x04, Stiles trusts Malia enough to let her go, evidently knowing that he could die, but he doesn’t, because he helped her control her own power. 

In 4x07 Stiles says goodbye to Malia, who is physically weakened by the virus, but he does this to back up the point that the idea of “if this person dies, it will break me because I can’t picture them not being around,” not because she is weak and needs him to always be there, this moment just shows that Stiles knew she could fight it, he believed in her. In 4x08, we see the side of Stiles that misses Malia, calling her and dreaming of a time when she was by his side.

In 4x10, we see they have both missed each other equality and still want to see where their relationship is going; in 4x11, we just see them being a normal day-to-day couple, just happy to be together, even more so when the Sheriff takes them out to dinner. In 4x12, we see that Stiles is worried about Malia being stuck with Peter, but trusts in her that she will not join his side.

In 5x01, we see a couple, in love but they don’t need to show off this love; it’s not the kinda cheesy love where they “can’t go a day without seeing one another,” they are just happy, happy together. Stiles talking about the vision and Malia wanting to be a part of it, just shows that the future doesn’t scare them and they are just proud of one another!. “I like the vision,” “I’d never leave you behind,” “are you okay,” are just normal phrases which such a bigger impact than “I love you.”

Even during their break up, they were breaking; both had tears in their eyes and couldn’t look at one another, not until the right end. For Stiles, this is his first love, he knows that he is dragging himself down on this self-destructive path and the person next to him doesn’t mind being dragged down with him, but he can’t have that, so he walks away! Not knowing that by walking away, he broke the only person who believed. 

Even post-break up, it was so clear that they still cared and they didn’t want to be apart, the glances, the support and just being side by side! The Desert Wolf, a trained assassin, dared to use Malia’s love, her genuine love and compassion for Stiles against her, by threatening to kill him! Once again clarifying that Stalia isn’t your stereotypical cheesy ass couple, who need to say “i love you,” to reassure the other (you guys know who I’m talking about) Stalia is more “If this person dies, a part of me is going to die with them,” and even though the Desert Wolf had a vendetta against Stiles, he still went there and fought a werecoyote to save Malia, and she did the same to save him!

So many couples on TV, most ships on TV are about belonging and being a “trophy,” but our society normalizes this and they get shipped!  The girl’s seem to need saving and they are weaker without a guy! 

So many people don’t understand why I stan Stalia, it’s because it defies normal television stereotypes, this is one of the main reasons it’s hated, but it should be a reason for it to be adored. 

This is why I ship Stalia.

I hope I find a love like it.

anonymous asked:

About the "new" tattoos on Larry: these has to be the most obvious and most shouting Larry tattoos ever, because I seriously don't understand why they are putting some much efford on being covered all the time.

They’re being super obnoxious about not showing us these damn tattoos, which means they’re probably each other’s fucking initials or something equally sickening. 

I want the V route to be a romantic route. 

I want this because he deserves to know a relationship not hurting because of abuse and wrongdoings. I do not hate Rika; but I cannot be the only one who thinks that their relationship is not cute or adorable, but disgusting and abusive. 

Neither of them are good for one another at this point - V has become secluded and has lied because of his love for her and for the RFA; I feel perhaps before we see V in the game, before us, he was a lot different; but being in a relationship that slowly becomes one based on abuse changes people. People will try to seclude themselves, they will shy away from what they were once before and the people they knew before. I’m not saying this is how most people in abusive relationships act but I am saying that this is a way some people change in abusive relationships. 

Rika’s mental illness’ are not an excuse for her actions. Yes, a mental illness can perhaps influence ones actions, but to completely disregard ones actions because they are “mentally ill,” is wrong. It is ones responsibility (in my opinion) to apologize for what they do during an “episode,” or after they have gotten help - because like it or not, mentally ill, or not, you still hurt someone with your actions, and you should apologize. When I do or say things that are harmful/hurtful during an “episode,” brought on by depression or anxiety, I apologize afterwards, because I know, I still am at fault. 

I personally do not think V and Rika should be in relationship while Rika is in the state of mind she is - she needs help - and I’m not sure even if she did get help, if I would want them in a relationship anyway. She still abused him - she still did a lot of horrible things to him - and if this was real life, would you want someone who was abused in a relationship to get back with said person after they got help? I don’t readily think so. If someone abused someone close to you and got help afterwards would you want that person to get back with the person who was abusive towards them? Even if they have gotten help? Maybe you would, but I myself, would not. I had a best friend once who was in an abusive relationship - I hated the boy with my guts for how he treated her. He has gotten help, but I in no way ever want to see her with him again, she deserved better and she still does. He also deserves a good relationship too; one without abuse, and not one with her. Maybe some are more forgiving then me, and if you are, I applaud you, but that is not me. 

My point is - is I’d like to see a route for V where you help him realize that there’s more to life than a relationship that hurts you and the other person, that some people aren’t meant for you and you’re not meant for them, to show him again what it is to be in love and not to be hurt at the same time by the one whom you love. And I want Rika to get help - I want her to see V happy and her, herself, be happy too, because maybe they just weren’t meant to be; maybe there is more out there than just what she had, And there is. 

All of this is opinion, and I do not wish to see people attacking me for said opinion or feelings, I have seen others opinions and whilst perhaps not completely agreeing with them, I chose to understand them, and not attack them. If you don’t have anything nice to say, do not say it at all. Anyone who wishes to start drama, or fight with me, will be blocked, because I do not want to see it and you are clearly not mature enough to see an opinion and respect that it is ones opinion. Thank you.