i hate tagging my own things

Did my own version of the dregs tattoo. I remember reading somewhere in Six of Crows that Kaz likes brandy which I shared with a bartender friend who as it turns out HATES brandy with a PASSION. Every time she sees a snifter she snarls “screw you Kaz!”, so I made this in her honor. Friendship is a sweet thing (almost as sweet as brandy)

Bartender friend on the keyboard now: This is aCURSED!!! POST!!!

Now hold me close, rip off your clothes, 

and make the most of this explosive roller coaster from the roof to the floor! 

bob-morley  asked:

Hey so can y'all maybe keep your fics on LJ instead of posting them on ao3 because a lot of people go on ao3 to just read normal bellarke fics and don't need to be triggered by incest and rape prompts that are being filled out here.

I hate to break it to you, but I’m not actually the boss of anyone. Similarly, you are not actually the boss of anyone. What adults choose to post on AO3 is at their own discretion. But don’t worry, the beautiful thing about AO3 is that everything is neatly labeled and clearly tagged so you needn’t worry about accidentally stumbling into a fic which squicks you.

And to my writers, I do urge you to respect people’s desire to easily avoid fic they know would upset them by clearly labeling and properly tagging your fic if you choose to post it; our fandom will fucking self destruct if we start having high (potential) squick factor fics cropping up all willy nilly, unlabeled and tricksy. And I’d care somewhat less about that except I’m the one at whose feet blame is going to be laid.

And I would like to say, to those of you have decided that the Kink Meme is little more than a breeding ground for sexual deviants. Yes, hello, thank you for forcing me to turn off anon. On an (admittedly rushed) search of the ~100 filled prompts (way to go, perverts) only ~15 of them rate trigger warnings and that includes the 6 consensual, of age Daddy! or Mommy!kink fics because I know for some twee and precious flowers people that is squicky. But frankly I shouldn’t really have included them because even if they were real people (which they aren’t) everyone in them is a consenting adult. Is there stuff on the Kink Meme which might upset people? Yeah there is, but a great deal more of it is Abby getting lucky with everyone like the mega space babe she is, and one time Clarke and Harper took a bath (personal favorite).

Why yes I am sensitive and defensive about this, how could you tell?

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SHADOWHUNTERS SEASON 2
you are not your own

“you’ve taken my light, your darkness will come”

Animated media that traumatised me as a kid:

I saw a lot of stuff in my youth that I found to be scary, but these are things that will to this day give me goose bumps if I think about them in the middle of the night. So here we go; here are my personal top 4 animated movies/shows that scarred me as a child. 8D

Moomin (1991-1992)

The Groke - UGH!! The scene below in particular scared the shEATTT out of me as a child!! And Sniff´s Finnish screams did not make the thing any less terrifying. But today, having read the Moomin books and all, I think the Groke as a character is more tragic than scary. (ノдヽ)

 The ghost in the light house - The mere memory of this scene can make me cry. Not those “I’m so scared” tears, but those “Just thinking about ghosts” tears, if you know what I mean. If anybody knows what that phenomenon is called then send me a PM, I would love to know. 

The Simpsons (1989-present)

More specifically these two:

Nightmare Cafeteria” - I loved the Halloween specials as a kid, eve though I might have been to young for them. But the story about the teachers eating the students left a very big (negative) impression in little me.

Terror at 5 ½ Feet”. There was simply something absolutely horrifying about this little monster to me. I was genuinely afraid of it. But what made the whole episode worse was how nobody would believe Bart when he tried to warn everybody about it. This story gave me nightmares for years.ヽ ( ꒪д꒪ )ノ

The Great Mouse Detective (1986)  

In this case it´s the opening scene that really got to be when I saw this back in the day. The creepy atmosphere, the music, the shadow fight, the silence after the battle, the little mouse girl’s cries for her dad, and of course, this mothafukka. I would always hide under my blankest when the movie started. (O_Q)

Pagemaster (1994)

I saw this movie very few times when it came out, but the scene when Dr Jekyl transforms into Mr Hyde never left my mind. It was brilliantly animated and storyboarded, but maybe too well because I lost my shit whenever the movie got to this point. UVÄ!! Still gives me shivers!! DX

From what I can gather apparently my main fear as a kid was monsters of different kinds. That explians very well why I also hated “The Gremlins”. :o But today I would say that the paranormal (and fish) are the things I’m the most afraid of. :P

If you have your own horror stories to share then feel free to do so in the comments or make post yourself. Don´t forget to tag me in it so I can join the crying. ;D

anonymous asked:

i think people are just saying that when someone posts hate about gabriel people get defensive and go all 'let people like what they want!!' but when chloe hate is posted everyone is silent and thats just not fair.

hmm tbh in my experience, it’s been the opposite??? 🤔 i see a lot of defense of chloe, and not much of gabriel. i think that’s exactly how it ought to be… chloe is a bully, but she’s not a monster lol.

the post in question wasn’t talking about gabe hate or chloe hate tho. it was talking about the hate ppl who enjoy gabe content get, and strange lies told about us. the recent trend is that we want gabe to have a redemption arc, but not chloe….????? really, there is a difference between seeing a post saying “i hate gabe and here’s why” and “i hate people who like gabe and here’s some made up shit about why” lol. one is about a fictional character, and the other is about actual living breathing people. it’s not cool.

and when chloe fans get the same shit, then that is something to be mad about too. get riled about it, hell yea, i am right there with you. 

cos it’s 100% not okay to attack actual people over fictional shit

cora: *breathes*

fandom:

cartoonphysics  asked:

in response to the "why you know so much about everything" post, i would like to inquire about the aforementioned banana famine

Ah, yes, the great Banana Famine. Dark, dark days indeed. Gather round my children, I am going to tell you a story of great tragedy.

Eons back, in a strange far away land, in a world now long gone (circa 1950), the Gros Michel reigned supreme. It was the one Banana to rule All bananas. Gros Michel (literally Fat Michael in French, also known as “Big Mike”) was the main banana cultivar grown in Central America and sold around the globe. A noble specimen, it’s thick peel and dense bunches made it resilient, easy to ship, and yes also fat. Look. Look at it. This banana is thiiiiiiiicc

hard to find good photos. it would have also resembled the goldfinger banana. looooook et it, it so thicc

so thicc. 

Ahem.

And all was well and good and peaceful.

Everything changed when the Panama disease attacked.

Ah, the Panama disease. The great banana plague. The Banana Blight, if you will. Songs were written in elegy to the terrible destruction it wrought. Like, actually. Here’s the “Yes we have no bananas” song:

It was Chaos.

Vast tracts of plantation banana trees, noble warriors, slaughtered, cut down in their prime. Ah! the grief. Ah! the loss.

But, amid the havoc of what wikipedia and I refer to as the Gros Michel Devastation Era, an unlikely hero arose. You know it as simply a humble banana. But our hero has a name:

cavendish, it’s named cavendish. 

The Cavendish banana, a cultivar that had been mass produced since the turn of the century, but only just then got it’s Time to Shine. For whatever reason, Cavendish bananas grew just fine in the same Panama disease-ridden soil that destroyed Gros Michel trees. So yeah, we planted them, fought the blight, won the war, got bananas back. 

But every war has casualties. 

Never again were bananas so tasty. Never again, were bananas so thicc.

I warned you this was the story of a tragedy. A moment of silence for our fallen comrade, please. Raise your wands to our late, great hero, Gros Michel.

(You can still get em in some places tho. Or like hybrids? idk. ) 

And kiddies, that’s the story of the banana famine as i know it.


Other deets:

BANANAS HAD SEEDS HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THIS

LOOK AT IT

bananas were cultivated over time to be seedless. 

Bananas were deboned. dwell on that.

unnfff yeah

feels so wrong but so good

unnnfff

misc stuff 

  • cavendish bananas may or may not be dying. We may or may not see the dark days of plague descend again. idk, look it up.
  • There’s a story (not proven) that the reason artificial banana flavor tastes weird is b/c it was based on the flavor of the Gros Michel. If so, it might be cause Fat Mike had a stronger taste (due to higher levels of isoamyl acetate). idk.
  • the “Yes we have no bananas” song was written in 1922 during an earlier outbreak. src.  like any good plague, panama disease has a history of hovering over it’s fearful victims, sometimes for years, before striking the final blow.
  • sources are in the links above, also see the links on these wiki pages
  • i swear if i get hate mail on a banana post i don’t even know what i’ll do, probably stab a wall with a fork and eat it.


I want to share one more thing with you.


I saw this with my own two eyeballs. now you have too. we never speak of this again. we take this to our graves


shhit I’m tired. 

you guys owe me a reblog on this one. Honor system, don’t mooch.

-BGP signing off

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DO NOT REDISTRIBUTE OR REUPLOAD!!

Actually have been hesitating about posting this in Tumblr for weeks now, but…guess why not. Not translating his Q&A though…=_=

And no need for other members, I presume? =_=“

how to start a studyblr

what is a studyblr?

  • studying + tumblr
  • its a community of people documenting their academic journey and helping others with study tips and motivational things

why should i have one?

there are a lot of reasons but here are a few:

  • keeping yourself accountable
  • sharing your success with others
  • lotsa support from the community
  • learn how to be a better student + more effective life in general
  • inspiring aesthetic
  • get motivated
  • so many helpful masterposts and tips
  • make friends
  • get more focused
  • so much more aahh i love studyblr

essentials:

  • a name
    • get a cool url, most people just put down their name then add “studies” at the end
    • but you can do whatever you want, just make it your own
  • a goal
    • know why you’re doing this. 
    • is it to help others with content you make?
    • remind yourself to keep going?
    • take care of yourself? etc.
    • whatever reason you have, its a good reason to start a studyblr
  • a theme

what to post

  • masterposts
  • studyspo pictures
  • your academic achievements
  • study tips
  • quotes
  • etc.
  • basically anything related to general studying stuff

what if i’m not good enough to be a studyblr?

  • you are
  • i am a mess and i am doing fine as a studyblr
  • anyway, people don’t make studyblrs because they are perfect
  • they make them to be better students and/or to help others succeed
  • you do not need fancy stationary or anything either, all you need is a dedication to academics (or the goal to eventually be dedicated)

blogs to follow

there are so many great studyblrs out there! but if you want some to start with to follow:

getting followers

  • i’ve noticed that i get a lot of new followers after posting a good masterpost
  • join in for studyblr awards and blogrates! great and positive exposure! in fact, I have one going on right now! // here’s the link //
  • reach out to the community! some blogs (like me) will maybe even make a post about you if you ask
  • message or ask me anything, i will likely check out your blog and follow you
  • lots of us follow back
  • more content = more followers, as long as it is good content
  • excessively tag your posts (below)

hashtagging your posts

you have to tag your posts for exposure!

  • popular, general tags:
    • #studyblr, #studyspo, #studying, #school, #studivation, #studispiration, #study motivation, #study inspiration, #productivity, #organization, #onmydesk
  • individual studyblr tags (these tags belong to a studyblr that created the tag, if you tag one of your posts with them, the studyblr will see it and usually reblog/like it)
    • #studisimpli, #elkstudies, #heysareena
    • there are tons of others, most have their tag in their description

getting motivated

  • search the above tags and find some aesthetic goals, some motivational quotes, and all that great studying stuff and keep it in mind in terms of your own goals

tips

  • don’t make your studyblr a side blog. mine is and i hate it
  • if you have trouble with finding ideas for posts, ask your friends what things they have trouble with in school, then write about how to fix it
  • enter studyblr contests! they are great for exposure
  • post regularly
  • make a good first post introducing yourself, i got tons of followers from just my first post
  • if you have a friend on studyblr, like and reblog each other’s posts, it helps get them out there
  • believe in yourself, you can do it

other masterposts by me

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ive spent the entire time i was drawing this tryin to think of a way to explain myself but there is Nothing that could ever [this is the post that the hat idea is from tho bye] [song]

What I don’t understand is why, if you’re making a hate post or dislike post about a ship, do people feel inclined to tag it? When I go on a ship tag, I go to see the cute shit and read things about love. Not a five paragraph response to an ask about why you hate *insert ship name here*. You can talk about your opinion and whatever, but why tag it?

Actually, in retrospect, why make a post at all? I have plenty of ships I hate, but will I make a post about it? No.

I mind my own god damn buisness. I stay in my own lane, and let people ship shit. I have no need to spew my opinions, or write out why I hate the ship. Who cares? I have things I love, I have things I hate. I just focus on what matters.

Pete Dunne NSFW Alphabet

Originally posted by pinknights

I thought I’d do one of these for Pete Dunne because I currenly have a love /hate crush on him and i thought it was about time that i wroe something about him. His character reminds me so much of one of my ex boyfriends so I kinda took some of his things and adapted them for Pete!

I try and write these to fit my own head cannons so y’know! I hope you can picture him the same too!

TAGS:

@theelitevillian @blondekel77 @thatonegirloncealways @jellybelly300 @ashleymarie2021 @imnobodiesbitch @morgancorbin @alexahood21 @georgina019 @alyneve @alyhull @angstliveson @kelstenkiara @akihikothekitsune @wub419 @logandemico @kelstenkira @msgem @princess3733 @lanalizzytho @simplisticworld-x @lilmisscrisis @behindthesesilvereyes @writergrrrl29knits @hardcorewrestlingtrash @randonfandompenguin @artemisapalla316 @itzelrollins @thedeboniardevistation @tooweirdforlifex @little–alphabet–boy  @akihikothekitsune  @scarlettequinn 

Any comments likes and reblogs are really appreciated (: it keeps me movitated!

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but he is so cree–

but he is so much ol–

but i flooded the tags with hate, took a shit on gif sets and other artwork in form of useless/condescending/ignorant replies, and obnoxiously hounded the makers via anon messages

so why do you still ship it when i clearly don’t like it?!?

ok then i whine about how uncomfortable it makes me and reblog your edits so i can have this thing that makes me so uncomfortable on my own blog too

demoning replied to your post “I can’t tell you how frustrating it is to have been in the queer…”

no one gives a shit if you call yourself queer. just stop acting like its not a fucking slur when it has such a violent history ties to it. why do you care sooooo much if other people are ok with calling themselves queer or not?? why does a strangers personal level of discomfort seem “immature” to you? stop pretending as if youre so much more radical then other lgbt people because youre ok with reclaiming a slur, stop shaming people who cant do that because of the violence that word holds

Actually, the whole premise of your angry snark is wrong. The 15yo was specifically forbidding me from using the word ‘queer’ for myself, and then started to send me anon hate when I refused to tag my own identity as a slur. I’m done with feeling ashamed of who I am, thanks. 

‘Queer’ being a slur that’s so much worse than those others slurs like ‘dyke’ and ‘faggot’ is actually a TERF & exclusionist thing. It comes from TERFs. The reason faggot and dyke are not FORBIDDEN is because they’re very exclusionist terms. You’ll often seen rad fems refer to themselves as dykes in the same breath as they say ‘queer’ is a violent word and a slur that we are not allowed to use. Queer is a beautiful term that includes ace people, bisexual folks, non-binary folks, intersex and other folks that routinely get excluded by exclusionists. 

You’d probably want to brush up on your queer history and the empowering history the word ‘queer’ also has before you blow your mouth off at someone for insisting they have the right to use it. It is a violent word - we’ve been fighting under the banner of it for our own rights for decades. It’s our word, now - and yet TERFs and exclusionists would have us give it back to the people who hate us after everything it’s done for us! :)

Furthermore, ‘queer’ is a word that is used all over the globe - not as a slur, but as the correct, appropriate term. For example, in Australia. 

The insistence that queer MUST NEVER BE USED is a very American-centric rad fem thing. You are spouting TERF ideology without even being aware of it.

Knot Going to Break

Summary: Six months ago, you started training under the supervision of Peter Hale. What happens when you push things too far?
Pairing: Peter Hale & Female Reader
Word Count: 1,891
Warnings: Language, smut, unsafe sex, knotting, slight dub-con, blood play, marking
Author’s Note: This is my first time writing anything like this. Please don’t hate me if you don’t like it. I don’t have just created a Peter Hale tag list, so I just tagged the people that asked to be tagged in my Peter fics. If you don’t want to be on the Peter tag list, please let me know. 


Y/N had been training with Peter for almost six months; mostly because she wasn’t a supernatural creature, and the last thing anyone wanted, was for something treacherous to befall her. Peter hadn’t been her first choice, not even her fifth, but everyone else was dealing with their own set of issues. So, Peter it was. And she’d be lying if she said she hadn’t enjoyed it.

However, it hadn’t been that way in the beginning. Every inch of her ached, deep purple and blue bruises colored her skin, and yet, she was irritated with how gently Peter was treating her, like she was made of porcelain. She wanted to know how it was really going to be fighting for her life. But no matter how many times she asked him to, Peter flat out refused.

With a shout of frustration, she shoved Peter’s shoulders. “Come on, Hale,” she seethed.

“No, Y/N,” he ground out, teeth clenched, hands balled into fists.

“I’m not going to break.” It wasn’t the first time she had said this to him.

Originally posted by nudev

Peter’s nostrils flared as he pulled in a deep breath. “You’re lying, and you know it.” Fuck, she hated it when he did that; used his supernatural sense of smell to tell when she was in a good mood or whether she had a fight with her best friend, all because there was a change in her chemical makeup, or something like that.

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the losers club as things i do

ben hanscom: sleeping with 8 blankets on and still being cold as fuck

beverly marsh: owning so many different clothes yet only wearing the same 3 outfits

bill denbrough: liking the idea of people then realizing that i hate hanging out with people

eddie kaspbrak: either not taking or over taking my medication

mike hanlon: having tons of stuffed animals/having to have my doggo with me to sleep

richie tozier: eating nothing then a shit ton in one sitting and wondering why i feel like shit

stan uris: somehow managing to keeps all a’s and still have a job and cripling depression

reasons why I think da:i is poorly written

don’t get me wrong, I (occasionally) have a good time playing it, but like…

  • the villain is uncompelling, and he never feels like a threat, because he never wins
  • seriously I feel more threatened by Josephine than I do by Corypheus
  • they try to push the “grey morality” thing way too hard, when there never was any to begin with
  • they retcon a bunch of things, making the Dalish and Mages seem more villainous than they are in the name of said grey morality
  • they continue to vilify Anders, while simultaneously pushing all the bad things Cullen did under the rug and saying “oh he’s sorry so it’s okay”
  • (no, he’s not sorry, his views never change, I have talked about this)
  • IN ADDITION: Solas is seen as okay despite literally wanting to end the world??? the fuck?????
  • the entire thing with the Well of Sorrows is so poorly done
  • (yes, please continue to lecture my Dalish elf Inquisitor about his own gods) 
  • you’re the leader of a giant political party, basically, and you spend 98% of your time in the ass end of nowhere. like…what???
  • wicked eyes and wicked hearts
  • fuck that entire quest
  • YOU’RE ALL ASSHOLES AND YOUR EMPIRE CAN SUCK MY DICK

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