i hate sidney crosby

“Sidney Crosby isn’t playing like Sidney Crosby. Marc Andre Fleury is playing like Marc Andre Fleury.”

Sidney Crosby is playing like he got a concussion last week and Penguin waddled his ass back on the fucking ice. He’s playing like he got hit in the face and went head first into the fucking boards.

Marc Andre Fleury IS MOTHER FUCKING PLAYING LIKE MARC ANDRE FLEURY AND THE LOSS ISNT HIS FUCKING FAULT.

You want the team to win, tell the rest of the fucking team to show the fuck up for the game. You want another Stanley Cup, STOP LETTING CONCUSSED PLAYERS COME BACK MERE DAYS AFTER THEY GOT THE CONCUSSION.

i hate the sidney crosby hates alex ovechkin narrative because as someone who is also a huge introvert i can promise you that if they met in normal circumstances ovi would be the person sid would attach himself too to navigate social situations. they’d be best friends. 

when people talk shit on sid it makes me so sad because one time i saw him out to lunch and some woman with a stroller spilled her diaper bag and he stopped to help her pick it up and carried it to her car