i hate offices

batman beyond: bruce calls damian his true son, doesn’t mention dick/jason/tim/cass/etc, says terry came along to be “close” to his true son


  • harry: I lied to Hermione. Draco and I can never be just friends. I wrote down a list of bullet points why Draco and I should be together, and I'm going to find the perfect moment today and I am going to tell him. Number one: [looks at smudged writing on hand] "Draco, you and I are soup snakes." The ... and the reason is... because... in terms of the soup, we like to- that doesn't make any sense. We're soul mates. Draco and I are soul mates.

My favourite part of any episode of any tv show ever. Jim and Pam will forever be relevant.
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  • Phoenix: [whispering to a sick and sleeping Edgeworth]) Hi, Edgeworth; it’s me, Phoenix… just stay sleeping. I am going to be here when you wake up. I will not leave your side.
  • [three seconds pass]
  • Phoenix: You could be asleep for hours. Maybe I’ll come back later. Hope you’ll feel better… okay… oh, and I know you think that I’m a jerk but I hope you can forgive me.
  • [leans in to kiss his forehead]
  • Phoenix: [wipes mouth] Gross! Your forehead is all sweaty, that’s gross!
  • Phoenix: …But I still like you … okay …oh, that’s disgusting [leaves the room]
  • Draco, talking to pansy: I haven't heard anything, but I bet Harry got the job. I mean, why wouldn't he? He's totally qualified and smart; everyone loves him. And... if he never comes back again, that's okay. We're friends now and I'm sure we'll stay friends. We just... we never got the timing right, you know? He shot me down, and then I did the same to him. But you know what? It's okay, I'm totally fine. Everything's going to be totally--
  • Harry: Draco! [looks at pansy] Er-Sorry. Um, are you free for dinner tonight?
  • Draco: ...Yes.
  • Harry: Alright, then... it's a date.[grins sheepishly and leaves]
  • Draco: [looking so happy he's about to cry] I'm sorry, what was the question?

I understand why the NHL doesn’t want the players going to the Olympics. I do. You don’t want your best players, playing in a tournament that gives you no money, and delays you season for nearly three weeks.

I get that.

But do me and the rest of the NHL fans a favour. Don’t fucking say that it’s for the fans benefit. Because that a massive load of bullshit, after you decided to bring back the World Cup of Hockey.

You didn’t do this for the benefit of the fans. You didn’t it cause you didn’t want to lose money.

Just fucking say that and be fucking honest.