Alright so a few days ago I decided to look for some hilarious text posts on tumblr and I laughed so much I just had to write some prompts! (is possible to be customized) (Send me requests with 1/1+ prompt/s. I write about a lot of fandoms and also a lot of different things : one shots/scenarios/imagines/headcanons/chats/conversations/aesthetics/alomst anything) REQUESTS ARE OPEN!
*1. Do I look like I give a fuck? - *2. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you again for taking advantage of my compassionate and forgiving nature! HOw dare you. - *3. Me? Overreacting? Probably. - 4. I used to be passive aggressive, but now I’m aggressively passive. Don’t mess with me kiddo. I’ll be right here. I’ll fucking forgive you. - 5. A: Whar are you doing? B: Avoiding. A: Avoiding what? B: Everything. - *6. This was impulsive. Probably shouldn’t have done it. WHO CARES? - *7. You’re really cute and it’s ruining my life because I think about kissing you all the time. - 8. A: It’s okay, I’m not mad. A (5 mins later): Actually? You can go to Hell. - 9. I hate people who get personally offended when I’m in a bad mood, likeI’m not mad at you Susan (name), I’m mad at the world! - 10. A to A: Bitch, if you actually applied yourself in like…anything, you’d be dangerous ,damn my lazy ass. - 11. I don’t know what I’m feeling, but there’s a lot of it. - 12. Not to dictate your life, but drop your shitty friends. - 13. That sounds like responsibility and I want no part in it. - 14. Why am I better than everyone? Jesus, life’s hard. - 15. A: How do you make someone holy? B: You beat the hell out of them. - 16. A: I’m amazed of how insignificant we actually are. B: Not me, I’m important. - 17. If anyone can do it, then someone who isn’t me can do it. - 18. In the old days of one week ago things were different. Now look at us - slightly older than we were back then, other clothes and such. - 19. I’m not going to claim that I know everything, I’m simply going to act like it. - *20. You have to “see it to believe it”, so as long as I’m not looking I don’t have to believe in anything. - 21. I’m visualising a powerful mystical energy at the moment. - 22. If I don’t learn anything from my mistakes then I don’t have to consider them mistakes in the first place. - 23. Why the hell is there always this one weak bitch in the group that isn’t down with murder? No offence though. - 24. A: If you ever feel stupid, or weak, or powerless, just remember that I, am not. B: THanks. A: You’re welcome. - 25. I wanna do dirty stuff with you like farming. - 26. A: What are you reading? B: 10 tips for beutiful hair the Government doesn’t want you to know. A: wHAT the fuck? - 27. A: I’m tired of these constant near-death experiences. B: (opinional) don’t be a whiny bitch, bitch. - 28. Man, how many eye contact until date? - 29. God has a favourite comedy tv series and it’s called “my life”. - 30. Sometimes all you can say is “yikes” and then just on the fuck on. - 31. Why is everyone having their mid-life crisis at like 19? - 32. It’s a beutiful day to give me money, honey. - 33. Women aren’t complicated, you’re just dumb. - 34. Well this social situation isn’t going the way I acted it out in the shower. - 35. No offence, but my favourite hobby is staying hydrated and beautiful. - 36. I’m actually pretty cool if you give me like 5 tries to get it right. - 37. Today I’m feeling cloudy with a chance of sarcastic. - 38. Be prapared to add a cute emoji next to my name in your contacts list because you’re gonna love me. -
*39.A: Babe, I’m not grabbing your boob, I’m grabbing your heart. B: That’s my right boob though. A: Babe. -
40.Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough. - 41.What makes me feel like a failure the most is when I can’t remember the answet to a Harry Potter trivia question. - 42.I hate it when I’m really nice…And then people are just not that nice? Like what the fuck. - 43.Don’t look at me in that tone of voice. - *44.Is your name candle? Because I wanna blow you. - *45. So, was that just awkward eye contact, or were we checking eachother out?-
46.You know, having feelings is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch. -
47.My turn ons? Well I don’t know, maybe some fucking common sense. -
48.I may seem like an angry person on the surface, but deep inside I’m actually angrier. -
49.I ship me and that boat. -
50.Listen. I did mean to make you upset and I do think your opinions are shit. But you’re still my friend so it’s okay. -
51.Because my two moods are like glitter and death. -
*52.My kink is closing the fucking bathroom door, because no one wants to see you fucking pee! -
53.If I go to Hell I’m gonna constantly torture everyone by continuously asking if it’s hot in here or is it just me. -
54.Oh my God are you seeing this shit? -
55.Graduated top of my class from Hogwarts school of bitchcraft and misery.
- 56.A (shows up at your door 10 years after we had an argument): aND ANOTHER THING
- 57.I’ll betray all of you in the Hunger Games.
- 58.Well, well, well, if it isn’t my old friend, the dawing realization that I fucked up real bad.
- 59.I’m a screamer. Not sexually, just life in general.
60.I’m not racist, I hate everyone equally.
61.Tell me I’m cute or something, so I can roll my eyes at you, but then blush when I think about it later.
62.You know when your hair is greasy and it makes you feel so bad about yourself? And your entire life. Everything is awful because my hair is greasy.
63.True love is having a crush even when he got a haircut you know.
64.Emotions? You know, I just push my tear back into my eye and tell it “Not now, you little bastard!”.
65.Are we gonna hold hands, or what?
66.My soul leaving my body, but with one of those slide whistle sound effects.
67.A: I love you.
B: What if I got a bowl cut?
68.I should really stop planning my future around being rich or famous…but I can’t.
69.I’m aggressively thibking about having sex with you and trying to keep a straight face at the same time. Do you know hOW hard that is?
70.My opinion is no.
71.Did you fall from heaven, because so did Satan.
72.What to hear a fairytale? Once upon a time you weren’t such a little bitch.
73.Which is messier - my life or my hair?
74.How can you face the problem when the problem is your face?
75.Sometimes I wonder what it feels like to know wHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.
76.Read a girl who dates books.
77.My hands are cold let me put them in your pants.
78.I’m sorry, you must be at least level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory.
79.My therapist once told me that I have this obsession with seeking revenge…we’ll see about that.
80.You have lips, I have lips…interesting.
81.Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on?
/170715 ; a Temporary side note: please for the moment don’t send me requests with the numbers that have a (*). I’ve received so many requests with those, I’m starting to run out of ideas :D Thank you ! / - persuasivus
Shout out to Green Day for still writing and releasing rock music. They’ve experimented with their sound without alienating listeners and fans too much. Green Day was, still is and will always be a rock band. That deserves praise, especially in 2017.
It’s easter which means I’ll be dragged to family meeting, forced to lie about how pure family is, pretend I’m praying for 5 minutes, eat, leave, forget half of the racist/homophobic/transphobic shit that will be said and sleep for the rest of the day
sometimes when i go back home i wanna cry and rip my hair out because i’m so cold and distant to everyone but that’s not who i am inside, it’s what this life made me be, i am warm and loving inside and i just want to be nice to people i wanna spread love not hate and sadness
Honesty, I miss when fandoms used to be about people coming together and bonding over a mutual interest. It used to be about sharing your love for a certain thing and supporting people, but it’s become about why others in the fandom are wrong and you’re right. There’s no sense of community anymore and it’s heartbreaking. I want to go back to the time of fandoms being family, not an endless war full of death threats and vocal violence.
The Supergirl fandom has become so incredibly disappointing to me.
I go into the Supercorp tag, because I want to see fun cast updates and selfies, and I want to see jokes about Katie’s adorkable shoes, and Melissa being a real life version of Kara and the Superfam just being generally awesome.
But all I see is hate.
Karamel hate, Supercorp hate, Chris hate, Katie hate.
I AM SO FREAKING TIRED OF IT!!
I’m tired of it being in the tags, I’m tired of it being the comments, I’m tired of it being cross posted and put on twitter, I’m tired of it.
And I get it, I do.
People don’t like Mon-el, and they have some valid reasons. But guess what? Mon-el is not a person, he does not have free will. He is written, by writers. writers, who are following what a lot of media is doing. We don’t have a Mon-el problem, we have a Hollywood problem.
There is no reason to post hate in the Karamel tag, there is no reason to post hate to Chris, it’s not cool. It’s not what being a fan is about. If there’s one thing that Supercorp and Karamel shippers should be able to agree on is that Supergirl is (or at least has the potential to return to being) a great show.
It looks like Mone-el is coming back during season 3 at some point.
Trust me, I’m not happy about it.
But posting hate will do absolutely nothing about it. Posting hate paints you as a ‘crazed fan’ who no one on the show wants to give any credibility to. Your not going to change anything except maybe drive other viewers away. It should be obvious, but less viewers is not good for Supergirl. Fandom wars are not cool. Most Karamel shippers are not racist, misogynistic, jerks. You should not attack and bully people on the internet or in real life.
That makes you an asshole.
If you want things to change you have to stop reacting like a juvenile.
Is it okay to be upset about something? Yes. But post after post of unreasonable hate only weakens your cause.
Mon-el is coming back?
Okay, tell the people in charge how you’d like for him to change, and the parts you like about him- i.e., I like the show better when Mon-el is in a supportive role to Kara and we get to see his dorky side as he helps her be a better hero.
Lena is a season regular?
Great, tell them how much you love the idea of seeing a character with an evil family rising up and helping out our favorite hero.
The Danvers sisters’ relationship not getting enough screen time? Tell them how much you love seeing them venting to each other and eating ice cream on Kara’s couch.
Tell them you love Sanvers, tell them you love Cat, tell them you want to see more of the Guardian and Supergirl working together.
You know what else?
Tell them who you want to see writing and directing episodes (i.e. more female voices for a female driven show. Patty Jenkins and Gal Gadot have proven that two women can make a massive impact on the bottom line and SG can see the same transformation), tell them you’d love to see more LGBT+ representation on screen and on the writing team.
Point is let’s spend more time talking about what we LOVE about the show and less about what we hate.
And please stop filling all of the Supergirl tags with hate. I just want to geek out about a female super hero, and I’d like to be able to think about Comic-Con without cringing. If we can just come together and SUPPORT this show, then we’re more likely to get a show we can all enjoy, and more fun behind the scenes shots.
Okay, so I must have still been at work when this commercial dropped because as soon as I got home and on social media it seemed like everyone on my TL all saw this commercial in the same living room.
In just a few short hours have been many articles written critiques put out there about the hypocritical tone deafness of this ridiculous commercial. They’ve covered such things as:
The blatant co-optation of national Black Lives Matter widespread protests, yet this commercial is overwhelmingly white, unless POC are used as props. Take, for instance the black male stock characters carefully placed to dap Kendell up and *look urban*.
This idea that all the protesters rallying for Black Lives who have been tear gassed, steamrolled, and unlawfully arrested only needed to put a smile on their face and hand police pepsi cans in order to earn respect.
Obviously everyone’s question: Who the fuck wants anyone associated with the “Keeping Negroes in the Sunken Place” Kardashians leading ANY type of revolution?
But I really want to focus on what I saw in the last image. The protest signs labeled “join the conversation.” As I stated earlier this is clearly co-opting Black Lives Matter. It completely bastardizes the purpose of protest from “we are literally fighting for our lives to” “lets kindly ask you to have a nice dialogue.”
I really hate this idea that all people who fight for their humanity need to do is kindly sit down and have a nice conversation with racists, bigots and abusers. Obviously this is a commercial and commercials only want to make money and could give a shit what message they co-opt to do it. But this time, in this national climate, where the point of protest needs to be crystal fucking clear, this sanitation of resistance paints with a broad brush.
Tons of things are coming to a head in our political climate, and this certainly does not help. I wonder what the organizers of recent Womens Marches & Strikes are thinking about this…