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Buying the first house/renovation AU:s
•person A finding the ugliest most run down shack of a house claiming “it’s haS PoTenTiaL B!!”
•person B regrets every choice they’ve ever made when they see the house.
•arguing in the Home Depot over what paint color to get.
• “I see now, you don’t really love me this was all a trick”
•JESUS A I just want to paint the living room *color a hates*“
"IVE BEEN BETRAYED”
“Shut up drama queen”
•paint fights. It starts out as accidentally dripping paint on the other person and ends up with both people on the floor laughing and covered in paint. Not much gets done that day.
•rebuilding the shitty parts of the house and arguing over the “right” way to do it.
•"hey babe, I kinda want to nail you. Get it? Nail? Cause we’re hammering"
“I’m leaving you.”
•being so proud of what they built together and finally having a place they could call their own and build a life together
•building IKEA furniture.
“DAMMIT A I know what I’m doing!”
“No you don’t! The instructions are in Chinese!”
“I CAN GOOGLE IT.”
•person a accidentally hurting themselves lifting something heavy/putting up drywall.
“OH MY GOD A ARE YOU OK”
“MAYBE IM JUST DEDICATED TO THE WORK B.”
•being sweet and cute the first night in the house. No furniture, no power, laying on an old Mattress in the living room floor, but being happy that they finally have their own house.
•Person a makes friends with all the neighbors while B makes sure there aren’t any creeps in the neighborhood.
•impromptu karaoke while painting. Usually to really bad music.
•when they finally finish the house person B wants to carry A over the threshold.
“But we aren’t married.”
“Yeah but it’s symbolic”
“Yeah, to MARRIAGE.”
“Shut up and let me carry you.”
•person B proposes that night.
Feel free to add more!!