i hate klaus right now

yrvaeder  asked:

Omg you're amazing! Can you write klaroline+23? Pretty please!

23: “We bet and you lost, so you have to do it.” 

Nobody asked for Kol, but that’s when he usually shows up lol The part with him is mostly dialogue and then the second part has almost no dialogue, enjoy my weird way of writing xD I apologize for taking so long to get to this <3 Hope u like it!! On ff.

Also, if you want one!

Getting Lost In Your Lips

Kol was looking smug; putting his cards down he smiled victoriously, “Straight flush. I win darling.”

“That’s- no, no no, that’s impossible. You totally cheated didn’t you?” she accused, knowing him too well by now, to understand he’d do anything to win.

“It doesn’t matter either way, you have no proof for that insubstantial and ridiculous claim. Basically what I mean to say is, we bet and you lost, so you have to do it.”

“Ugh, fine. What do I have to do?”

“Simple enough, when my brother comes in, you have to kiss him. No explanation, just a big, wet, sloppy kiss.”

“I am not kissing Elijah, I think Katherine would murder me, and weirdly enough, I’m not in the mood to die.”

“I’m not talking about that prissy, boring suit. The other one Caroline, you know who.”

“I think it’d be a crime, seeing as Henrik is still a minor. In a few years maybe, but not right now.”

“I’m talking about Nik, I want you to kiss Nik.”

“Sorry, I don’t know any Nik’s.” she smiled sweetly, poison dripping from her every word.

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So…has Klaus ever even smiled at Camille? I mean…

  • Season 1: I like Caroline but I think she should be more badass.
  • Season 2: okay I freaking love you!! Wait that Klaus guy is pretty badass too!
  • Season 3: all aboard the Klaroline Ship!
  • Season 4: I WILL FUCKING DIE IF THEY DONT GET TOGETHER. THEY ARE MY EVERYTHING!!
  • Season 5: where is the Klaroline?? ... OMG OMG OMG KLAROLINE YASSSSSSSSS....wait what? That's it? What the fuck is going on?
  • Season 6: WTF CAROLINE ?? WTF KLAUS COME BACK RIGHT NOW!!!!
  • Conclusion: I hate Julie so much.

Please don’t leave me
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This hurts too much my heart is still being ripped apart by the finale….

Time to watch it 100 more times.

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I don’t have a choice baby