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-seethes- 

Rating: PG
Word count: 1,602
Warnings: none

Description; Dan and you hate each other but Phil makes you spend a weekend together to try and get you guys to get along.

Dan Howell imagine

“Oh come on guys, not again.” Phil groaned, as you and Dan continued to fight about who was the best Mario character.

“It’s not my fault if (y/n) is wrong, and of course she won’t admit it.” Dan scoffed, rolling his eyes at your “stupidity”.

“God can’t you admit for once that just maybe you’re wrong?”

“I would,” Dan started, “if I was wrong.” He added, smirking.

“You can shove your opinion right up your as-”

“Okay guys, you need to calm down! I’m sick of this! This constant fighting, you guys have to get along.” Phil sighed, he had finally reached his breaking point.

“I’m sorry, Phil.” You said, feeling guilty.

“Yeah, sorry, Phil.” Dan muttered, his eyes showing true regret.

“We’ll try and be as civilized as possible.” You said, Phil still looked unsure.

“No, you know what? I’m going to visit my mum for the weekend. You guys are under house arrest, you’re not allowed to leave until I know that you guys are friends.”

“Are you kidding me?” Dan complained.

“Dan, stop arguing, just agree. It’s just one weekend, right? We can get through this.” You said to Dan, and he looked unhappy but agreed anyway.

“Alright, alright. What time are you leaving?”

“In about an hour, but I got to make a couple stops, so I’ll be leaving in ten minutes.”

“Gee thanks for the warning, Phil.” You joked, giving him a hug goodbye as he went to go get his bags and said his goodbyes to Dan.

Ten minutes later he was gone and you were stuck with the lovely Dan Howell.

“Okay, Howell. Here’s the rules for the weekend, 1) do not annoy me 2) do not tease me and most importantly for the both of us 3) be nice to me and I’ll try and be nice to you.”

“Here’s my rules for the weekend sweetheart, 1) do not assume we are going to be best friends after this weekend 2) never argue with me about games and 3) for gods sake open up a little, be comfortable around me for once. Be yourself dammit.”

Okay, you could do this. You could let Dan in, he’s not the worst person in the world, but he did make you want to claw your own eyes out.

“Fine whatever, what do you want for dinner?”

“Definitely Mexican food.” Dan said, his face lighting up at the thought.

“Oh god, no! You’re doing that because you know I hate Mexican food.” You grumbled, pouting your lip like a child.

“I may hate you, but I’m not going to lie, you look adorable when you make that face.” His face reddened when he realized what he had said.

Your eyes grew wide at his compliment.

“I should not have said that, I should not have said that. I’m sorry, Jesus Christ Dan good job.” He slaps himself in the face as he realized how stupid he sounded.

“Dan it’s fine, it’s was sweet. Thank you.” You said quickly, trying to clear up the awkwardness within the room.

“How about we make some pizza?” You suggested, already beginning to get what was needed for it.

As you stood back up from looking through the cabinet, and turn around, Dan is standing right behind you, looking confused.

“Who put you in charge?” He asked, raising one of his eyebrows, his chocolate brown eyes looking into yours.

His closeness made you uncomfortable, especially after he had just complimented you. You gulped and looked away quickly, shoving him away as if nothing had happened.

“Personal space please.” You mutter, heating the oven.

You saw him smirk out of the corner of your eye, you knew that he wasn’t stupid, you were always obvious when things made you even slightly uncomfortable.

“Did I make you uncomfortable?” He asked, sarcasm clear in his tone.

“Sorry, just hate it when pigs are so close to me.” You said, keeping your voice even.

“Remember we are supposed to be nice to each other.” He taunts, and you roll your eyes putting the frozen pizza into the oven.

“Fine, while the pizza cooks lets learn about each other. You said to open up, well this is how I do it. Come on, sit down and let’s talk.” You ordered, sitting down and he hesitantly sat down across from you.

To say the least, he looked scared.

“Okay, tell me about yourself?” He asked, seeming unsure.

“What do you want to know? Like what I geek out about or?” You ask, suddenly feeling awkward about this whole situation.

“Yeah, see if we have anything in common.”

Since you had only been living in London for about six months now, you hadn’t exactly spent a lot of time with Dan, it was mainly with Phil.

“Uh, I’m obsessed with American horror story. I love horror movies more than I should, I’ve been playing video games since the GameCube.” You started listing off, trying to think of things.

“What’s your biggest fear?”

“Birds, clowns, and moths.”

“Oh my god, moths are the worst!” He agreed, seeming relieved at the fact that you had something in common.

“They’re scary as shit.”

“True, want to see if there’s anything on tv since the pizza is done?” You ask, taking the pizza out of the oven.

“Sure.” He nods, and sits down in the lounge taking the remote in his hand.

“What do you think you’re doing?” You ask, snatching the remote from his hand.

“Well it is my tv.”

“Well it was my idea.” You mock, and he glares at you.

“Is that supposed to intimidate me?” You ask, and his glare hardens.

“Are you saying that I don’t stress you out, or make you uncomfortable?” He whispered, a little too close to your ear.

You shiver, and are stuck in place.

“Dan.” You said as sternly as you could, and he chuckles quietly to himself.

“Stop.”

“Make me.” He said, raising his eyebrow in a challenging way.

“Fine I will.” You muttered to yourself, pushing your lips on his and kissing him with so much force it knocks him backwards.

He kisses back with just as much force, you’re the first to pull away.

“I’m sorry, I should not have done that.”

“It’s fine.” He replies, both of you trying to calm your breathing, and their hearts that were hammering against their chests.

You both end up getting a text from Phil in their group chat they had.

Philip🇬🇧:So I see that you two are getting along (;

(Y/n): Phil what the hell are you talking about?

Philip🇬🇧: I may or may not have set a live camera up in the lounge so I could keep an eye on you guys

Daniel✋🏼: You’ve got to be kidding me, god damn it Phil.

(y/n): PHILIP LESTER IM GOING TO KILL YOU WHEN YOU COME BACK

Philip🇬🇧: oh just go kiss Dan some more, calm yourself.

Daniel✋🏼: where is the camera Phil

Philip🇬🇧: in the window, turn it off. I’ll allow you to have your alone time now

“Oh my god.” You said, looking at Dan’s face that you’re sure mirrored yours, scarlet red.

“I got it.” Dan said, getting up and turning off the camera that somehow Phil had set up and could watch live.

How he did it, you’ll never know.

“(Y/n) can I ask you something?”

“What’s up?” You ask, looking over at him.

“I’m gonna be honest, I may have only been so mean to you because I may or may not have had some slightly feelings for you.” He said, messing with his hair as he looking down at his feet.

“Okay?” You said, wondering where he was going with this.

This couldn’t be going where you thought this was going, could it?

“One date is all I’m suggesting, I just want to know if this is going to work at all. Only if you feel the same way of course.” He said, looking up at you nervously.

“I’d love to Dan.” You laughed, feeling relieved because you had secretly had a crush on Dan since you’ve been watching his videos.

“You would.”

“Do not make me change my mind, Howell.” You tease, he laughs and cups your face pecking your lips gently.

(((THIS WAS SHIT AF

I CAN MAKE MORE PARTS TO THIS IF PEOPLE WANT ME TO, TO LIKE SEE HOW EVERYTHINg wORKED OUT I GUESS IDK

BUT YEAH I HAVENT WRITTEN AN IMAGINE IN A WHILE BUT YEAH

LOVE YOU BYE!

-Shelby)