i hate everyone and their mother

anonymous asked:

I have no one else to tell this to but I just really hate myself today. I let myself like somebody that I knew I could never be with. Everyone around me is so distant but they just seemed closer, but they are still so far out of my grasp. I hate it. I try as much as possible to distance myself because I know I get attached and people always leave. My mother thinks I'm ridiculous but she doesn't understand that I'm not sad because I can't date them I'm sad because they are the only one I could.

i understand what you are feeling. i am not the best at advice but i will be here to comfort you. please know that one day you will find the right person for you and that you cannot lose hope right now. like i said, im not the best at advice but ill be here to talk, so feel free to message me.

Sometimes I randomly remember that time a little girl, a 9 year old CHILD, wrote on her homework assignment ‘girls have vaginas’ and the trans cult had a massive fit over it and called for blood.  Some said they wanted to slap the shit out of her, the child.  Some said they wanted to slap the shit out of the girl’s mother (no mention of the father, of course).  Some said the girl should be taken out of her home.  Some people demanded the girl’s home address and the address of the school she attended.  Some called for the girl’s teacher to be penalized/fired and the school to get in all sorts of trouble.  Many of them said everyone involved should be ashamed.  Sometimes I randomly remember how vicious and hateful a group of people got over a homework assignment, and it really messes with my head.

All because a little girl acknowledged biology.

It just hit me how utterly terrified I am of Trump becoming president.

I’m so terrified that I’m actually crying. Crying.

My bigoted father voted Trump. My mother voted third-party. I’m going to vote today, for Hillary, but I’m so, so scared of Trump winning.

How oblivious do you have to be to think that he’s a good person, a good president? He hates everyone. Yeah, Hillary fucking sucks, too, but at least she has experience in political offices and at least she’s not racist, misogynistic swine who’s going to dump us down the shitter. Worst case scenario with Hillary, we get a bad president for a few years and that’s it, but Trump? Trump’s power-hungry, trigger-happy, homophobic, misogynistic, greedy, perverse, list goes on and on.

And if you wanted to vote for Bernie, well guess what? He’s told us to vote Hillary. And don’t write him in, either. Write-ins for Bernie literally. Will. Not. Count. If you supported Bernie Sanders, listen to him.

And more importantly, vote.

For fuck’s sake, if you sit on your ass because “there’s no way Trump can actually win,” he will.

can i just say how much the revival has made me grateful for season 7. like, asp was going to have rory get pregnant at 22, which would have honestly been the most heartbreaking ending i could think of for rory- a major part of her characterization is that she didn’t want to end up like lorelai, yes she loves lorelai, yes she respects lorelai and appreciated all the sacrifices lorelai made for her, but she didn’t want the life lorelai had. lorelai is exactly where she’s supposed to be- in stars hollow, with the inn, with luke- but rory wanted more. rory wanted to be christiane amanpour, she wanted to travel, see the world, do things, which was a major part of her turning down logan’s proposal because she wanted a ‘wide open future’. how the hell would she have gotten that with a baby? that’s the  worst thing- like, you will become your parents whether you like it or not. and logan, too- he becomes mitchum, lives out his huntzberger preordained life, the life he desperately didn’t want, without even being told he has a child. at least in the revival rory is 32, she’s done stuff, she’s lived, but geez, that’s still a crappy ending for the girl who wanted to be christiane amanpour.

Maybe Yurio
  • *points at Yakov* EFF YOU
  • *points at Viktor* FUCK YOU
  • *points at Mila* FUCK YOU TOO
  • *points at Georgi* FUCK YOU ALSO
  • *points at Otabek* FUCK ME
  • *points at Yuri* I FUCKING HATE YOU
  • *points at Phichit* I DON'T KNOW YOU BUT FUCK YOU
  • *points at JJ* FUCK YOU ESPECIALLY
  • *points at everyone* AND FUCK YOU ALL LOSERS
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sansaregina’s 14 days of christmas

@cosmonauthill: “She pictured the two of them sitting together in a garden with puppies in their laps, or listening to a singer strum upon a lute while they floated down the Mander on a pleasure barge. If I give him sons, he may come to love me. She would name them Eddard and Brandon and Rickon, and raise them all to be as valiant as Ser Loras. And to hate Lannisters, too. In Sansa’s dreams, her children looked just like the brothers she had lost. Sometimes there was even a girl who looked like Arya.”

What I'm taking from The Crown
  • The Queen: I want to do this thing.
  • Parliament: Hmm. No.
  • The Queen: I'm putting my foot down and doing the thing.
  • Private Secretary: No, you're really not.
  • The Queen: Oh, I see. I'm really not.
  • Prince Philip: Again? I hate this bloody life.
  • Princess Margaret: Oh, boo-hoo to you. At least you get to do things and aren't seen as a complete failure by everyone in the palace.
  • Queen Mother: Why does no one appreciate me?

someday i hope to understand why julie plec makes every single character on tvd throw the most glorious drags at delena saying everything that’s truly wrong with their relationship, everyone and their mother hates them together, but she worships them so much and they’re supposed to be a great love story

Laconic (Kuroo Tetsurō)

Originally posted by shouyou-sunshine

Summary: In a world where everyone’s first words to their soulmate are tattooed on their soulmate’s forearm, you are cursed with the vaguest, most simplistic tattoo in history. And you hate the word “hey.”

Genre: Fluff + Soulmate!au

A/N: This is my first fic for an anime and I’m not even an anime blog (whoops lmao) but I saw @lazyhaikyuu’s post and I just couldn’t help myself!! Enjoy the 2.8K words :)

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  • What Percy said in BoO: Wait, what?
  • What Percy probably meant in BoO: Wait, what do you mean you used to like me? You hated me? You're confusing me? People don't like me. Especially not the ones that hate me..... the fuck?
  • What everyone thinks Percy meant: whAT DO YOU MEAN I AM NOT YOUR TYPE, I AM EVERYONES TYPE, LOOK AT ME, I'M AWESOME, I AM PERCY MOTHER-FUCKING JACKSON, YOU MUST LIKE ME, EVERYONE LIKES ME!?!?! I HATE YOU, I WILL NEVER LET THIS GO!!!!!! I AM EVERYONES TYPE!!!!!
My opinion of the moon signs
  • Aries: bro u get me. We both cry at least 28 times a day and lowkey hate having feelings. We can't stand showing people that we are actually big babies and we are too defensive but at LEAST WE GET EACH OTHER.
  • Taurus: ur always centered and calm and a lil bab but if you tell me I'm the only person you've told about something (that you've told everyone) one MORE TIME IM GOING TO SNAP.
  • Gemini: yes, I believe in aliens. No I don't think bigfoot has a vendetta against you. I don't get why you just told me your life story but your mother seems like a nice lady.
  • Cancer: you make me feel like a shitty person because I don't like feelings or being empathetic or putting effort towards other people. IT'S WHATEVER THO.
  • Leo: I see right thru you. I'm a Leo. I know why you are doing that. The Validations™. I know. It's me on the daily. You're doing good tho.
  • Virgo: IF YOU DO NOT CALM DOWN RIGHT NOW. They don't care that you said "you too" when they said "have a good meal". EVERY ONE DOES THAT. DONT WORRY ABOUT IT.
  • Libra: so hot. hot damg. Doesn't know how to pick movies or if they want a bottle or a can. Over compromising champion of the masses. Too nice to be mean to which is hard on me because I'm mean to those I love.
  • Scorpio: what you think you are- murder death fear me am evil. What u actually are- smol bean and afraid to be hurt again, does the same things that you did before that got u hurt in the first place though??
  • Sagittarius: NICE MAKING PLANS. #cancelled. ALWAYS. Also. Nice use of sarcasm to hide ur feels. JK IF YOU MAKE ONE MORE SARCASTIC REMARK ILL YELL. I'm already yelling tho...
  • Capricorn: emotional lil bab. Stop beating yourself up. Its okay to feel things and its okay to admit that you aren't having a good day. BUT IF YOU SASS ME ONE MORE TIME.
  • Aquarius: IF YOU DISTANCE URSELF ANYMORE YOULL BE ENTIRELY IN SPACE. I admire the fact that you can go a whole 24 hours (three years?!??) without crying. I can't achieve that but I have aspirations.
  • Pisces: S T R E S S. M E. O U T. if you do not like the choice. Why did you make it. You are the controller of ur own destiny. Ily but wyd.

Okay i'ma need all y'all Nicki haters to shut the fuck up y'all looking mad stupid right now!! Nicki is 1,2 & 3 in Most countries while being Number 1 in US. This hate is really getting so annoying and it’s crazy that y'all haters are attacking Nicki’s beats, flows, raps. Remy is a flop and everyone can see it don’t try to defend her. She just took the biggest L lmao 😂 No Frauds is fire, Nic ain’t talking no lies all facts 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 “WHAT TYPE OF MOTHER LEAVE HER SON OVER A STACK?” All y'all so called Remy fans need to buy her album before you talk shit, I need receipts?? #MyOpinion #TeamNicki

Seriously tho, where was the ending scene of supergirl going to thank Lena for saving all the aliens??? I needed her to go say “hey sorry for hurting your feelings before, I really do believe in you. Thank you fir saving everyone, you truly are a genius” and then Lena will be all humble like “oh well it was nothing, just what a decent person would do. And im sorry for snapping at you before, obviously you were right about my mother. I was just upset, you know as much as I hate my mother, I still didn’t want to believe it.” And then they hug and forgive eachother and live happily ever after please and thanks

Away Games: Part Three. [Smut]

A/N; Hello lovelies! I am so sorry it took me so long to get to this! I reaaaaally liked this chapter and don’t hate Isaac too much ;)  Enjoy xoxo

Pairing: ScottMccallxReader

Author: thelittlestkitsune

Warnings: 18+ EXPLICIT CONTENT.

Word count: 6,413

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Originally posted by teenwolf--imagines

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Reasons that falsettos is the best musical ever

1. “Don’t touch your hair you’re perfect”

2. “THOSE BIBLICAL TIMEESS”

3. “Does she sleep in the nudeeeEeEeEEEe”

3. “STOP! Look around you! No ones screaming at you! So you feel alright for about ten minutes, if you feel alright for ten minutes, you feel alright for twenty minutes you feel alright for forty minutes. drOP IT AND SMILe”

4. “wHY DONT CHA FEEL ALRIGHT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, WHY DONT YOU FEEL ALRIGHT FOR THE REST oF YOUR LIFE WHY DONT YOU FEEL ALRIGHT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE”

5. “At eighty an hour”

6. “Everyone hates their parents, that’s in the Torah!”

7. “KILLING YOUR MOTHER IS THE MERCIFUL THING TO DO” “oH MY GoD”

8. “Jason please see a physiatrist” “I’m a physiatrist get lost!”

9. “Half my patients yuppie pagans modeled on the Ronald Reagans!”

10. “Now that I’ve got the promotion can I finally stop sleeping with my boss” “Times up!”

11. “I want you every night, every other night? Every third night? Let’s drop it”

12. “Homosexuals, women with children, short insomniacs, we’re a teeny band, lovers come and lovers go, lovers live and die fortissimo, this is where we take a stand, welcome to falsettoland.”

Random Sentence Starters:
  • "Any time I say "asking for a friend" you know it's fake because I have no friends."
  • "God bless that ass."
  • "In eight hours I will have been awake for twenty four hours."
  • "If you want to get technical it costs exactly zero dollars to murder someone if you keep it simple."
  • "You can't snort Captain Crunch. That's what Cocoa Puffs are for."
  • "These skinny jeans are stifling."
  • "Are your pants made out of Fruit Loops?"
  • "Yoga pants are the reason corporations go bankrupt."
  • "Your mother would never lie to me."
  • "I'm pretty sure Ren and Stimpy were werewolves."
  • "It's like he has chicken pox but like... on his dick."
  • "Call the government."
  • "Everyone has that one emo band that got them through puberty."
  • "Between you and me I love her shoes but I hate everything that she stands for, if you know what I mean."
  • "The fact that the ocean exists is proof that God is a sadist."
  • "I don't speak German but I'm pretty sure that dude just said go fuck yourself."
  • "I'd sell my soul for a cheesy snack."
  • "I can't date guys who look better in eyeliner than I do."
  • "I didn't learn how to tie my shoes until I was sixteen and three quarters."
  • "If you know that vampires exist it's your civil duty to report that shit to someone."
  • "I'd really like to smack a bitch."
  • "Who gave you permission to breathe my air?"
  • "Would you rather fuck Edward Cullen or Peter Parker?"

As much as I hate Gaston, I hate to imagine his funeral. On one hand the kingdom is rejoicing because their prince is back and happily married but the small town belle grew up in is mourning the loss of a guy they all loved. I mean come on everyone adored Gaston, he was their version of a prince. His family, because even villains have families, is a mess. His mother is crying, his father is trying hard not to cry. His siblings (he must have had some), who all looked up to him don’t know what to do now that their big brother, their idol, is dead. Lefou doesn’t want to be there, he’s already thrown up twice. The entire village shows up to pay their respects, but nobody can see Gaston because it’s closed casket because his body is so mangled from falling off a fucking cliff it’s barely recognizable. Up in the castle they’re celebrating, but back in the town they’re sad and angry. Most people love the prince and princess, but that little town loathes them, wants them dead, and share in hushed whispers their revenge fantasies for the prince, who they’ve never stopped calling the beast.

Gah! Busy day so bit late to submit this one. My submission for Lapidot week Day 3: Bodyguard.

I tried to make like the front cover of a comic, because technically I was suppose to make this one a comic submission but since I don’t have enough time, I’ll post it later when its done.

In this AU, Lapis Lazuli Diamond is the willful daughter of an influential wealthy business woman who has a tendency to ditch and lose every bodyguard assigned to her. Lapis absolutely hates that she can’t have some sort of freedom despite the protection being necessary.

Her mother finally hires bodyguards from Quartz & Stone Agency, and the personal bodyguard assigned to Lapis is Peridot Greene, who’s affinity towards technology and unique skill set has allowed her to never lose a charge. Lapis thinks that out of everyone ever assigned to her she hates Peridot the most and resolves to get her fired as fast as she possibly can, luckily Peridot is up for the challenge.

Hi can you tell I like it when Peridot is the cool one every now and then hahaha!

When I was younger I always felt self conscious about being a girl and
liking boy things, so I asked my mom one day ‘Would you have rather had boys than girls?“ and then my mother said the most supportive thing to me concerning my gender, "Why? I would rather have girls who like boy things. Its just the same.” And then for the next few years I loved being a tom boy. (up until high school of course but you know that’s another sort of hell that everyone has their own way of coping through.)

So I played with boy’s Actions figures AND girl’s toys. I only played with the plastic girl’s toys, not the barbie toys because I hated their hair getting into everything. Shall I regale you the story of Mulan on Jurassic Park and how she and Malcolm fought their way through the Raptor nest? Or how Pocahontas and Esmeralda were actually sisters and also Jedi and had to join together with Han Solo and fight Emperor Palpatine? No? Kids have awesome imaginations, you can’t tell what they will think up.

This whole 'gendering’ of what girls and boys play with is ridiculous and actually stifles children’s imaginations. Making a certain character 'Girl’s toy only’ and another character 'Boy’s toy only’ hurts kids ability to see these characters as equal.

—  Oni 

customer: Sometimes I randomly remember that time a little girl, a 9 year old CHILD, wrote on her homework assignment ‘girls have vaginas’ and the trans cult had a massive fit over it and called for blood. Some said they wanted to slap the shit out of her, the child. Some said they wanted to slap the shit out of the girl’s mother (no mention of the father, of course). Some said the girl should be taken out of her home. Some people demanded the girl’s home address and the address of the school she attended. Some called for the girl’s teacher to be penalized/fired and the school to get in all sorts of trouble. Many of them said everyone involved should be ashamed. Sometimes I randomly remember how vicious and hateful a group of people got over a homework assignment, and it really messes with my head.
All because a little girl acknowledged biology.

me: we close in 10 minutes ma'am