i hate drawing rooms

He’s a baby boy.

a quick lil behind the scenes of my newest post (in my drafts rn w/lots of others!) i haven’t posted any original content in like the last four months?? so im trying to get back into it haha :))


crop top eren meets underwear model too bara for his shirt levi 

pretend there’s a height difference OOPS i didn’t notice until after 💦

hanluvr  asked:

Ten (or maybe Tentoo) reacting to a bee sting? Because I really want to open my window but can't as the screen is being repaired and I don't want to let in bugs or bees....

Alright, maybe he should’ve been a tiny bit more sympathetic that one time… (’Least then he might’ve gotten some sympathy himself.)

AVPM inspired rp starters (part 2/3)
Feel free to change pronouns !

  • ‘‘I don’t know why she‘d turn you down; you’re like the coolest guy in school.’‘
  • ‘‘Dancing is for nerds!”
  • ‘‘We could go rollerblading on a Saturday and see a movie that night.’‘
  • ‘‘I better be going, loud music hurts my ears!’‘
  • ‘‘I‘ll stick with my Red Bull, thank you very much.’‘
  • ‘‘Isn‘t that like the saddest thing you‘ve ever heard?’‘
  • “Here I am face to face with a situation I never ever thought I’d ever see.”
  • “I can‘t believe that she is dancing with every other guy here but me.”
  • “You’re acting like a real jerk, and maybe you should take it easy on the butter beer.”
  • “I used to think looks weren‘t important, but now I think they are more important than anything.”
  • “Wait a hot second; I know what’s going on here! You‘ve got a crush!”
  • ‘‘Wait, where are you going? I’m still mad and sad.’‘
  • “Eventually you‘ll find some people who want to get to know you for the real you.”
  • “You know, every day everyone is trying to put me down, and the one day I actually feel like a person you‘re trying to ruin it!”
  • “Someone punched me in the face and my sense of direction got a little goofed up.”
  • ‘‘We‘ve both been transported to some mystery location.’‘
  • ‘‘You’re just like this guy that’s around all the time, when I don’t need a guy around.’‘
  • ‘‘You’re this spare guy all the time, this spare dude, you’re such a spare!’‘
  • ‘‘Tell me it‘s going to be like the old days, where we did nothing but torture and murder!’‘
  • ‘‘Every time I look at her, I get these pains in my chest and I just know it‘s her fault, that bitch!‘‘
  • “I’ve heard that about a thousand times but never has it been told to me with so much sass.”
  • ‘‘You‘re acting like Garfield on a Monday.’‘
  • ‘‘You‘re the friend that‘s supposed to tell me to go to the library and try and figure this stuff out.’‘
  • ‘‘You‘re the last person I want to talk to right now, okay?’‘
  • ‘‘And I thought we were going to be together forever, but we‘re not.’‘
  • ‘‘I don‘t want my life to be like Spiderman 3 – I hated that movie!’‘
  • ‘‘I‘ll be in the drawing room, painting a picture of the stupid looks on your faces.’‘
  • ‘‘Did you hear anything of my evil plan?’‘
  • ‘‘Is there nothing in this world so cruel and demanding as the soul of a child?’‘
  • ‘‘What business do you have on Mars?’‘
  • ‘‘With all respect, there‘s one tiny flaw in that flawless plan.’‘
  • ‘‘This better be good, because I don‘t have a snack and I‘m missing Wizards of Waverly Place for this.’‘
(request) Hungry

Yoongi/Reader oneshot

Genre: smut

Warnings: neko kink 

Word count: 1,686

Request: Can you please write something where you’re a cat hybrid in heat and Yoongi is your owner that more than happy to feed your raging sex appetite? - sent in by kinky anon

A/N: I’ve never written anything like this before so I hope it’s okay (this also satisfied my desperate yoongi thirst ty)


  Yoongi had been gone for nearly twelve hours, he left in a rush without saying goodbye. You were used to being left home alone for much longer periods but his absence was always incredibly painful. There was only one good thing that had come from him leaving in such a hurry, he’d forgotten to lock his bedroom door. You were never allowed in his bedroom unless he was with you. If he knew you’d been in his room all day he’d be mad, but that didn’t stop you.

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sentence starters –> team starkid part 2

  • “You are a worthwhile person.”
  • “I’m just going to curl up in my sock drawer and sleep for days.”
  • “Don’t laugh at me, you overall failure!”
  • “With a wave of my hand, I can give a command, but it’s just like… whatever.”
  • “I’m just a sidekick but I love being at your side.”
  • “Look, I know that you’re a boy, so you like bugs, and boogers, and peeing standing up and shit.” 
  • “Oh man, now two people are mad at me!”
  • “I see a skeleton in a robe going ‘come here’…”
  • “My true passion is fanfiction!”
  • “It’s pretty dangerous to be one of my enemies. That’s why it’s a good thing that we’re… we’re friends.”
  • “Alright, gang, I’ll ignore that some of you are late if you ignore that I’m the latest.”
  • “Being an adult means being able to put sprinkles on ANYTHING YOU FUCKING WANT!”
  • “You and I are the two stupidest people I know.”
  • “I ate nothing but protein shakes, falcon eggs and rocks.”
  • “When the world sucks, just dance.”
  • “Can’t is a word for someone who has been beaten and broken, and that is not the man I see lying in a heap before me!”
  • “I don’t want my life to be like Spiderman 3, I hated that movie.”
  • “I’ll be in the drawing room painting a picture of the stupid look on your faces.”
  • “I heard one time a dementor kissed her… and it died.”
  • “There is nothing more badass than being who you are.”
  • “I want all of you, ______, and all I have to give you in return is myself. I wish I could give you more.”
  • “I see it now - you never were my friend.”
  • “There’s no ‘Being Gay for Dummies’ book, I googled it.”
  • “You know, I used to think looks weren’t important and now I think they’re more important than anything.”
  • “Ow! Don’t slap me with a pizza!”
  • “Wanna hold hands?”
  • “If money can’t fix it then I haven’t found it yet.”
  • “I am having the best day - this morning when I woke up, there were cookies.”
  • “Get some food in your belly!”
  • “You’re probably thinking ‘she’s got everything’… Well it’s true, ‘cause I do.”
  • “I just want everything and more.”
  • “You never once were nice. You never cared at all.”
  • “I’ve got places. I’ve got friends - I’ve got Joey, Ross and Chandler.”
  • “I wanna take off my clothes with you!”
  • “I like your twisted humour.”
  • “Good think that I’m around to keep your ass in line.”
  • “Never gonna win ‘till your enemies are dead - that’s the American way!”
  • “I think the girl with the dragon tattoo was on my bus…”
  • “Being an introvert is so nice! I feel like we’re all part of a nice, quiet club.”
  • “I’m gonna pass you a puppy under the table.”
  • “I’m laughing so hard I’m sweating!”