Did somebody say “fuckboi?”
Anyways, here’s a Darkstripe.
I had so much fun designing him, but I think I made him way too pretty for his own good.
SO HERE’S A HEADCANNON!
He’s like, super salty that Bluestar didn’t give him the -face suffix, because he thinks he’s the prettiest and best looking.
And whenever he goes to gatherings, he sees Buzzardface and he’s like “You don’t look that great. Get over yourself, so extra” but internally he’s like I want to claw him across his stupid handsome face.
Or he sees Clawedface, and he’s just like “Ha, sucks to be you!”
Or he introduces himself to a random group of cats like “Hello, what a lovely evening. My name is Darkface, nice to meet you all.”
And they’re just like “Isn’t your name Darkstripe?”
And he’s just like “Well, Bluestar is a stupid bitch who can’t see real beauty right in front of her.”
But then some toms mistake him for a molly, and they hit on him. And he’s just like “BITCH! I MEAN THANKS, BUT FUCK YOU!” Cause he secretly doesn’t mind being admired, because at least somebody thinks he’s pretty.
And back at home, he flirts with Brindleface constantly and has a mild crush on her, but it’s mostly to annoy her. And she’s just like “Let me eat my fucking vole in piece, or you and Clawedface can be name buddies.”
And Lizardtail’s like “Dude…you need to stop.”
And Darkstripe is just comically sobbing into Lizardtail’s shoulder, and he’s like “you think I’m pretty, right?”
And Lizardtail just lets out an exasperated sigh because he always deals with this, and he’s like “Yes Darkface, you’re very pretty.”
And Darkstripe just squeals for the rest of the day because nobody willingly calls him that.
But sometimes Tigerclaw will call him by that by accident (because he overheard Lizardtail say it a few times and it got stuck in his head).
And Darkstripe’s like !!!!!!!!!!
Like, he knows that Tigerclaw didn’t do it on purpose, but he doesn’t really care because the big, stoic, stern, and stone-faced warrior just called him pretty.
And he just…can’t!
Salty Darkstripe is my favourite Darkstripe XD