i had to share lmao

(I am in agony.

I took on a writing challenge and I am already between regretting it.

I was told to read books I hate, because you can only learn so much from books you love.

So I wrote a list of books/authors I hate.

Out of four, I chose “The Fault in Our Stars” by John Green. Admittedly, I never read it, I saw quotes and assumed it was shitty. I also saw that John Green was an asshole to tons of young teen girls and actually stole a line in that book from a teenager girl [I believe they share royalties now, so good for her]

OH MY GOD.

I hate this. I hate it so much and chapter one isn’t even done. Hell I didn’t even make it to the second page.

I never realized how bad this writing is.

I feel a lot better; thank you to that random advice :) Really, I appreciate this, it’s so bad it’s driving me to want to write more.

This is great.

End me.)

So this guy I used to be friends when i was in school, last summer started training and studying in La Masia, and he just started playing with Barça’s juvenil A this winter…
And I was wathing TV and stopped in BarçaTV and saw they were playing a game and it was his team, and he’s actually playing on TV alongside Tito’s son and the commentators were talking about him and saying that he’s from my town and OHMYGOD I used to be friends with him, I stayed at his house, I WENT TO THE ZOO AND THE CAMP NOU WITH HIM for god’s sake

kuramochei asked:

i just thought of this and had to share lmao. imagine miyuki and eijun having sex in eijun (and mochi)'s room and mochi casually just walking in on them with an 'ugh' expression and saying "you could've invited me at least" just to tease and miyuki and eijun just glance at each other like 'hm that's an idea' 'sure why not' (mochi would either join them laughing or throw a shoe at them and walk out theres no in between tbh)

this is actually smth ive been planning on writing for a while but havent got around to yet 😭 maybe i should make that a top priority huehue

(i had a dream like this abt a yr ago or so and let me tell u it was 100/10 lmao)

LISTEN
  • You guys might've noticed but while Kylo is
  • Making the "speech" (on the bridge with Han Solo near the end), there are two lights
  • Shining on his face:Red (Dark side) and
  • Blue (light side).
  • Red is from the interior lighting and blue is from
  • The sun. Kylo feels like he is being torn in half,
  • Between the light and dark. "As long as there's
  • Light, we still have a chance." As Poe said.
  • When Kylo finished his mini speech, the sun
  • Disappeared. Along with that, the blue
  • Lighting. So the only light shining on Kylo's
  • Face was Red.
  • That's when he went completely to the Dark
  • Side. God I dunno I just found meaningful
  • And symbolic and beautiful. I had to share
  • What I noticed on my 10th round lmao.

hsavinien asked:

(pt. 1) Once upon a time, Sav went on a hike with her family and some family friends in Yellowstone National Park. Sav, being the adventurous young thing she was, wandered off to the side of the trail to a very large rock and started climbing it to see how high she could get, assuming her family had noticed and would soon call her back down to keep moving. Well, climbing was tricky and took a lot of concentration, but Sav had hiking boots and was very stubborn. She reached the top.

(pt. 2) Looking around, Sav realized that she couldn’t see her family any more.  She called for them a bit…aaand heard nothing.  This was worrying, but still fixable.  She immediately began trying to climb back down the way she’d come back up, but couldn’t find a foothold by groping and couldn’t see around the rock to find one visually.  Sav yelled for a while, but still got no response.  Being way too imaginative, she immediately began to concoct emergency rescue plans involving helicopters.

(pt. 3) Obviously, it didn’t come to that…  Eventually, the hiking party counted heads and noticed Sav was missing, then retraced their steps to find Sav, morose on top of the very big rock.  Sav’s dad climbed up far enough to guide her feet down to the footholds and gave her not as much of scolding as she probably deserved.  And that was Sav’s adventure of the Very Large Rock.

honestly that sounds like a very fun adventure

one time little megan’s family went to mexico to visit some relatives whose house was on a hill and megan took her absolute favorite ball with her. it was basically a rubber ball the size of a tennis ball with a few rainbow colored ribbons attached to it and little megan loved to bounce it and watch the ribbons dance around. so megan went out to the front drive way to play with her favorite ribbon ball and was bouncing it around quite happily when! suddenly!

the ball went downhill!

and it just kept

going
         and going
                         and going
                                         and going
                                                         and going
                                                                         down
                                                                                 and down
                                                                                                 and down

so megan tried chasing it except the house was on a hill and the little ribbon ball was building up quite the momentum and it\

just

kept

going

so megan did the only thing she could think to do: she ran inside to Get An Adult. the adult she happened to get was her dad and after explaining to him what happened (which took a while because megan was crying and quite hysterical at this point at the thought of losing her favorite ball) her dad went after the ball

which was still rolling downhill

so megan stood at the top of the drive and watched her dear old dad go running off after her ball, which is almost out of sight at this point. she was Quite Relieved when her father was able to retrieve her ball, however her joy was quite short-lived because her ball was immediately confiscated because ‘you shouldn’t play with balls on top of hills if you don’t want to lose them.’

(little megan went to her mother for sympathy and received none because mom was all ‘you’re lucky your dad got your ball back, i would have just let it keep on rolling.’)

((megan got her ball back when she got back home a week later.))

(((only to lose it by bouncing it too high in the backyard a few days later. boy did that ball fly. i never did find out where it went.)))

how horrible is it that I’m actually fangirling over myself?? lmao!! just had to share this one with you guys cause well…. damn.
yup, that’s right. Kassy has FINALLY found some confidence in herself!!! Thank you Harry Potter side of Tumblr!! :D

anonymous asked:

Last night I dreamt that I was with Neymar and I cheated on him with rafinha and we legit had sex in his car and I woke up laughing my ass off! Omg this is so embarrassing but I felt like I had to share with you because I love you honestly😂❤️

Lmao! I swear if I dreamt that, I would wake up laughing too. What an interesting dream you had there 😌 Aw thank you so much, I love you too ❤️ You’re very welcome to share more dreams like this!

So if you don't like my fat cock fuck off...lmao

I found this online and I had to share it.


“…Guys as a woman let me clear something up for you. Some of you think you are great in bed because you have a long dick and allot of women think the length of the dick matters. The length of your dick isn’t as important as the girth. If your dick is 5” that’s all you need and actually dicks over 8" aren’t as good so don’t believe the porn videos and the women that say other wise. The g-spot is only 2.5" inside the vagina so do the math, the size that actually matters is Girth not length. You need a dick that is atleast 5" all the way around to be worth our time sexually and I don’t mean that as a insult. It’s just if your dick is less than a 1inch wide side to side yes that is a issue. Dicks that are 9" around are to big and can cause pain so not good unless the woman is into pain. So quit thinking that because you have a dick that is under 9" that your small and for those who think they are gods because they have 10-12" long dick your not, the huge dicks are just good to look at most of the time. I have actually seen many guys on here who think they have a great dick because it’s long but I laugh because they have no girth and it looks like a pencil dick. Women quit telling guys they need a huge over sized dick to be effective you damn well know they don’t and if you need a huge dick for the man to be effective then maybe you should do some Kegel excerises and tighting that mayonnaise jar up some :)….“