i had to pause because i was laughing so hard

“…I think I made a mistake.”

Bucky rolled his eyes. “Oh my God, you had Tony eating out of the palm of your hand. Why are you not fucking him right now?”

Steve cringed. “…Because I made a mistake.”

Bucky turned to scowl at him. “How in the fuck did you mess up right before sealing the deal?”

“I, uh, well.” Steve blushed bright red. “We were… making out. And talking. …Dirtily.”

Bucky sat up straight. “Steve, you’ve never talked dirty in your life unless it was swearing like a sailor.”

“I know,” Steve hissed, glaring at him. “Which is how I made the mistake! Don’t tell Natasha because she’ll murder me!”

“Fine.” Bucky was going to tell Natasha all about this. “And what mistake was that?”

“I! Um!” Steve turned away abruptly, rubbing his arm. “…Tony said. Um. That he’d been naughty. And needed to be punished.”

“Oh nooo,” Bucky whispered, hands going to his cheeks.

“And I kind of panicked, you know, because Tony, uh. He’s kind of. Self-destructive sometimes.”

Bucky continued to stare at him in awe, and wondered if this was what watching a train wreck was like.

“So I said–” Steve stopped, then swallowed thickly. “I said, ‘it’s okay, I forgive you. We all make mistakes.’”

This was a train wreck caused by smashing into a wall of baby bunnies holy shit.

“So, uh. Well, it took Tony a minute to realize what I’d said. And then he did. And. Um.” Steve stared out the window. “He walked into the bathroom and he’s been in there for fifteen minutes.”

“Steve, you fucking idiot,” Bucky whispered.

Steve groaned and collapsed onto the floor. “I know, okay?!”

The door to their apartment burst open, and there was Natasha. “Why did I get an SOS text from Tony?!”

Steve gaped at her, terrified.

“…Steve made a mistake,” Bucky answered quickly, perfectly willing to throw his best friend under the bus. “He’s in the bathroom.”

“If he’s bleeding,” Natasha hissed, letting the threat hang there as she stalked to the bathroom.

Steve stared at the ceiling, resigned. His mom had always worried that he wouldn’t make it to thirty-five. He should have known she’d been just as worried about him saying the wrong thing as she was him coughing his lungs out.

He cringed as he heard Natasha burst out laughing, but it was quickly muffled, and then there were hurried whispers. A few minutes later, she exited the bathroom, shutting the door quietly behind her. She was grinning.

“Do you always grin before you murder people?” Steve asked sadly.

“Bucky, come fuck me at my place,” she ordered cheerfully. “Steve, see to Tony.”

“What,” Steve said, but she’d already grabbed Bucky’s ear and was dragging him out–not that he looked too put-out about it. He watched the door close behind them, then awkwardly got to his feet and approached the bathroom. “Um. Tony? Can I come in?”

The door opened just a crack, and he slipped inside.

His stomach fell to the floor when he saw tears running down Tony’s cheeks. “Oh my God.”

Tony peeked up at him, then threw his head back and slid down the toilet so his back was on the lid instead of his butt. His entire body was shaking, and he covered his mouth. “St-!”

“I’m sorry,” Steve said hurriedly. “I didn’t mean to–Are you fucking laughing?!” he shouted when he realized that the other man was grinning.

Tony waved his free hand frantically, little wheezing noises escaping from between his fingers.

“I can’t believe this! I thought–I thought I’d ruined everything, and you just came in here to laugh?!” Steve exclaimed, but it was hard to stay angry when Tony finally let out a bark of laughter as he slid off the toilet and onto the floor. “Yeah, laugh it up, you dick!”

Tony wrapped his arms around his stomach, once again laughing so hard that he was making no sounds except for tiny wheezes.

Steve couldn’t help the smile that came to his lips. “I thought Natasha was going to murder me, Tony!”

“HAAAHAHA!” Tony rocked onto his other side, kicking his feet wildly.

“Tony!” Steve grabbed his shoulders so he wouldn’t knock himself out on the tub. “It’s not that funny!”

“You were so earnest,” Tony sobbed out, grinning. “Oh my God!”

Steve rolled his eyes, smiling fondly, and bent down to kiss his laughing mouth. “Well, how was I supposed to know what was going on?”

“I expected you to say I needed a spanking or something,” Tony admitted, lifting a hand to wipe his eyes. “Oh God! Do I have abs? I feel like I should have abs from how hard and long I laughed.”

Steve grinned, which then faded into an awkward smile. “Um. I’m hard and long.”

“STEVE!” Tony screeched, bursting into laughter again, but took some of the sting out of it by pressing giggly, open-mouthed kisses to his jaw and neck. “That was awful!”

“Yeah,” Steve admitted, but couldn’t bring himself to be actually embarrassed. “Why did you send Natasha an SOS text if you were just in here laughing?”

“I wasn’t trying to, I was trying to type out what had happened, but I was laughing so hard the words got mixed up and she thought something was wrong.”

Steve paused. “…What do I have to do to keep you from telling everyone?”

“Everyone already knows!” Tony laughed. “Natasha sent a group text about it!”

“Aw, fuck!” Steve swore, because God damn it now Clint and Sam were going to be insufferable.

Tony drew him down for another kiss, laughing quietly into his mouth. “’ll make it worth your while?” he offered, smiling up at him.

“…I mean, I might as well get sex if my friends are going to torment me,” Steve decided, and rolled his eyes when Tony burst out laughing and sputtering ‘no okay I’ll calm down in a minute I swear!’

Perhaps I do- Chris Jackson X Reader

Could you maybe do a fanfic with Chris because I’ve never seen one with him and I’d love to see one written by you

WARNINGS: there is like two swear words

“Oh come on just sing it.”

“Only if you sing it with me. Take it or leave it.” Chris told me, crossing his arms and smiling at me.

“You are a way better singer.” I argued.

“Not true, I love your voice. Which is why we should sing it together.”

“Chris I will fight you over this, you are the better singer.”

“Prove it.”

“Daveed, Oak. What do you guys think?”

“We think you love each other and that you should sing something together.” Daveed said, lounging on the couch opposite from us. He then proceeded to say something that I couldn’t hear and Oak burst out laughing.

“Thank you Daveed for your opinion but we only love each other as friends. And that technically means that I’m right.” Chris pointed out, grinning.

“Y'all are gonna get married just as friends and fuck just as friends as well.” Daveed added and I felt my face grow red.

“I probably should-” He stood up.

“Yeah.” I replied quickly and he left.

“Our break is over. We should get back to practicing.” I mumbled and I headed to the stage where my fellow ensemble members were in place already. I got in my spot and everyone else got in their positions.

I was dancing with Chris for Helpless.

“Boy you got me helpless… look into your eyes and the skies the limit. Helpless… down for the count and I’m drownin’ in them.” I sang in harmony with the others. Chris smiled at me and we followed the choreography.

The song finished and we transitioned into Satisfied smoothly.



“Chris we’ve know each other forever and I know when you love someone and it’s obvious that you-” Lin started but stopped after looking around at everyone else who was actively participating in the conversation. He paused for a moment.

“Anyway Y/N, I told you are an amazing singer.” Chris said, turning the attention to me.

“I believe I told you to prove it.”

“In Helpless. We always dance together- Daveed stop thinking about it like that- and I know that you’re a good singer because I am always listening for your voice.” He said, not pausing despite the fact that Daveed was laughing extremely hard.

“Hey you implied that, not me.” He smiled and I shook my head, smiling a bit.

“Lin can you please talk some sense into this man?” I asked, pointing to Chris. Lin held his hands up.

“He didn’t say a word that wasn’t true.” Lin pointed out.

“Lin is a scoundrel and so it seems you.” I said, looking at Chris.

“Meet me on the dueling ground.” Chris cried in defense although he had a huge smile on his face.

“Behind Denny’s at three am. Everything is legal behind Denny’s.” I laughed which made it hard to understand what I said. I rested my head on Chris’s shoulder, trying to stop giggling. He wrapped his arm around me and I heard Daveed make a comment but he didn’t stop.

“I love you.” I whispered quietly, my laugh dying down. I couldn’t even hear myself say it but I felt him hold me closer.



“Chris, quick question but why did you feel it was nessecary to come into my apartment at three o fucking clock in the morning?”

“I waited for you behind the Denny’s.”

“You’re a dork.”

“I’m a dork who’s tired.”

“Fair. It’s my fault that you were at the Denny’s anyway.”

“I brought Daveed and Oak as well and they put it on their stories.”

“I’m sorry but I thought that it was clear that I was joking?”

“Well yeah but just in case.”

“Do you want me to make you coffee or something?”

“I had a milkshake at Denny’s, no worries.”

“You take the bed.”

“I mean I wasn’t planning on staying.”

“It’s three am and you’re staying here for the night. You look exhausted.”

“You look beautiful.”

“You need sleep.”

“Nonsense.”

“It’s almost sunrise but the sky is still blue.”

“Ámame.” He said quietly, to the point I almost didn’t hear it and I looked at him surprised. He really doubted the fact that I memorized the soundtrack from In The Heights, didn’t he?

“Love me.” I smiled and he looked confused before he grabbed my hand.

“Perhaps I do.”

I saw something like this and decided to share my own

Things I love about critical role:


- the way grog and pike talk with each other and the little voices they use

- when scanlan sings and everyone joins in (literally my favorite, especially mid battle when everyone’s stressed and you know it’s exactly the momentary relief they need)

- vax using his crazy stealth to prank vex and grog

- when keyleth or someone who’s trying to Do Good™ looks to pike for support and pike kinda shrugs with a “Well…" because she's part of the shenanigans herself

- taliesin’s "that’ll do"s

- the little gnomes always rolling low initiative and scanlan saying he was preoccupied with his flute playing or some Unimportant Thing

- Matt making kickass NPC voices on the spot

- the side conversations and jokes that happen while someone is talking to Matt

- when you can see them interact and makes faces at each other from different tables

- keyleth when her voice gets soft and high and optimistic

- vex when her voice gets low and sultry and coy

- when vax runs into something without consulting the group and they all collectively face palm/panic

- when a party member does something and Matt’s eyes go wide and he laughs because holy shit he didn’t see that one coming but boy is it marvelous

- "How Do You Want To Do This?” followed by a collective: "WHAAAAA!!!“ and near table flipping

- when keyleth casts a spell and marisha’s shoulders turn and her front hand comes up in a reaching/grasping motion

- percy trying to be all diplomatic and adult and then Taliesin just losing it because grog said something quietly across the room

- when grog says something quietly across the room and ashley’s the only one to hear it but she’s too focused so it doesn’t register for a second but then it does and they just laugh in the corner together

- vex calling everyone darling

- laura getting frazzled and saying "well i’m just gonna shoot it again!” in a really distressed voice and everyone reassuring saying “no no that’s good” and “yeah do that”

- scanlan mentioning his many titles

- the shits

- when they all are legitimately crying because this shit is real

- when grog and scanlan go off together

- lady kima being salty towards scanlan

- pike being in awe of lady kima because that woman is badass

- literally everything about Gilmore

- scanlan trying to leave trinket behind all the time and vex getting worked up and annoyed because he’s helpful scanlan

- when travis wants to say something so bad and you know it’s painful to hold back but he has to because grog wouldn’t say it

- magic poop?

- when somebody is about to do something questionable and they look to everyone else and they are all being like “no don’t do it” meanwhile scanlan and grog are grinning and nodding from behind them

- the fleeting look of panic when Matt has everyone roll initiative

- all of vex’s reactions all the time

- when matt is describing something and somebody asks for clarification and then get excited because he described it just like they saw in the head

- when travis starts dancing

- when vax leans back on the bench to disappear and when laura does the same thing but because she’s laughing too hard

- the fact that I can’t interchange the characters and the players' names because they’re different people to me and the reaction that travis has is completely different to the reaction the grog would’ve had

- when two characters are having their own moment and everyone else is reacting and making faces and trying desperately to not make too much noise

- Ashley rolling for a check and pausing for a second and asking about having advantage or getting a bonus before eventually trailing off and saying “so… I rolled a four.” and everyone laughing because oh my god Ashley is the cutest

- the sun tree and the fact that matt not only does the voice but the whole persona as well

- dagger dagger dagger

- “I would like to rage”

- scanlan lowkey saving the entire party from huge conflicts all the time because he’s so amazing and charismatic and deceitful

- honestly just the entire show it has consumed my life I love it so much

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IM LAUGHING SO HARD LMAODASFS he’s like an even sassier version of young james only now hes a proud gay with literally zero fucks to give because his husband is the king

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Drabble Idea/Request: Set after the kiss in 7x16, they're in bed together and have a serious pillow talk. they talk more about the library kiss, the 5x05 kiss, what paige said to ali, and how they always thought of one either no matter who they were with (Paige, Rollins). Bonus points if the iconic quote from Great Expectations is used (:

I have a prompt idea that maybe you could do of Emily making sure Alison is okay after she fell at the school. But this is after they talked to the girls after there nursery was ruined. Or maybe of Hanna finding out what had happened to there nursery.

Not sure if I could’ve managed to fit Hanna into this since Emison’s in bed together, so I’ll save her for another drabble.

Anyway, I enjoy these two all cuddled up and surrounded by fluffy warmth:


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Promise (Grayson x Reader)

Summary: Request from anon: “okay so i have a sort of odd request… could you write one where grayson x reader are dating and they’ve vowed to save their virginity until marriage but it can be hard sometimes?? i’m not sure if grayson would actually do this irl but it’s something that i’ve been trying to find an imagine about for a long time and it’s literally nowhere… thanks :)“
Word Count: 920
Warnings: Talk about sex.
A/N: Sooo guess what?! My Macbook broke last night so I couldn’t be arsed to write anything. But I hope you like this! It was very cute and fun to write! Sorry if it’s short xx


It was happening again and you weren’t even doing anything special. Grayson had been working out, he’d come straight over to your apartment and had a shower there. A meal was waiting for him in the kitchen, and you were eating a plate of your lunch by the television, completely wrapped up in your series.

He had walked out, feeling like a whole new person and halted in his steps when he caught sight of your body sitting, knees drawn up to your chest, bare legs on display and a hoodie that was too big covering the rest. He suspected that it was one of his hoodies that he’d left behind.

Grayson was feeling all sorts of things, staring at you, lost in his thoughts that were beginning to get too sinful than usual. And that’s when you looked up, confusion written all over your face.

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Jimum finding you in the pent house, blaring some kpop, and signing to it incorrectly and records it and shoes the RFA? Love your blog!! ,💕💕 keep up the good work !

Sure thing, Anon! :3 –Elly

Jumin had to stay a bit later than usual for all the boring meetings that the C&R Company often held. You were waiting and waiting for his arrival home back in your penthouse, so, obviously, what better to pass the time then play some of your favorite tunes? Instantly, you whipped out your phone and had your K-Pop playlist playing. Got7, SHINee, Bts, EXO, BlackPink, Twice, and more were playing on shuffle. The music was blasting out of your mega-subwoofer speakers and you, of course, were singing along.

“NAH-NOT TODAY!! NAH-NOT TODAY!!!

“NEVAH EVAHHHH”

“CALL ME BABY! YEAH! CALL ME BABY!

“BLACKPINK IN YOUR AREAAAA”

The music was so loud, in fact, that you didn’t hear Jumin walk through the door. By the time you noticed his presence, it was too late. He stared at you. You stared at him. You quickly grabbed your phone and paused the music, mid-jam.

It was then you realized he had his phone out. And he was laughing hysterically.

“JUMIN FUCKING HAN TURN THAT OFF AND DELETE IT!!” by now, you were blushing so hard.

Jumin obliged, but not before saying, “I already sent it to the RFA Group Chat.”

You just about strangled him.

“YOU DID NOT. JUMIN WHY.”

“You know, I just had a meeting with one of those..K-Pop star’s managers….I was really confused because Jumin and Jimin sound so alike.” You could tell he was trying to change the subject, but you allowed it replying, “Right! And V and V too! It had me totally messed up!

Later that night, though you dreaded it, you looked at the chat room. You shouldn’t have been surprised by everyone’s response, but you were.

Jumin Han: She’s so cute. (Click for Video)

707: LOLOLOLOLOLOL IS THAT BTS I HEAR

Yoosung: Lololol

ZEN: W-WHY IS SHE LISTENING TO THEM IM THE ONLY STAR ;;;;;

707: ZENS AN ANTI LOLOLOL

ZEN: (Angry emoji) I don’t hate them I’d just think she’d want to watch my theatre and acting more

Jaehee Kang: I’d watch your acting any day

Yoosung: WE KNOW
707: LOLOLOL THIS IS GETTING OFF TOPIC
707: SHE’S SO OFF-KEY LOLOLOL

ZEN: That’s not something you should say to a lady ;;;

707: T_T

You didn’t want to read anymore. You groaned and shut off your phone. If you didn’t love Jumin so much, he’d be so dead by now.

-That’s all folks!

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Flirty Mr. Wilson had me like:

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So yeah, I was taking screenshots of this video and randomly paused it on the first picture in this post and I thought it was hilarious because I thought it looked like Mr. Wilson just resting his hands on both sides of the doorway like he was just about to flirt with someone or the character you play as in this game and the idea of him flirting just made me laugh so hard because he’s supposed to be the scary part of this game. Then because of that I got the idea for this dumb post, enjoy everyone! xD

Lena likes to have fun because at the end of the day she's a little shit.

She does it because she’s thinks it’ll be funny. Thinks that Kara will stutter and and blush and not know what to do. But Lena also does it because she really just needs to have it out there.

Once its in the open like that, there is no taking it back. Once she says it she can finally have some peace.

So she casually mentions it when Supergirl is walking her toward her building after another failed attempt on her life. Kara is trying to subtly check her over to make sure she’s fine even though Lena has repeatedly said she is. And Lena is mentioning how lucky she is that Supergirl was there to save the day when Kara says, “Yes I was just helping Kara Danvers with something when I was informed.”

Lena bites her lip. “Yes that is very helpful. Is everything alright with Kara?” She asks casually enough to make it seem like she’s just inquiring about a friend. Kara looks panicked for a second before regaining her composure.

“Yes everything is fine. I was just helping her with-uh-her um sink. You know how Kara is, so forgetful and klumsy.” Lena almost laughs at the embarrassed look the Kara tries to hide.

“Yes I do know,” Lena says “I find it quite charming”

“You do?”

“Yes, Kara is something else. Her clumsy personality is one of the things I like about her.”

Lena watches from the corner of her eye as Supergirl bites her lip to keep a smile down.

“She’s also so kind and gentle, as I’m sure you know.”

“Oh, um, yes. Kara Danvers is a good person.”

“I think she’s a great person. And she’s just so,” Lena pauses because trying to get into words what Kara Danvers is to her is hard enough with the woman in question listening (a woman who is leaning forward eager to hear what Lena has to say), “Kara Danvers is like a breath of fresh air after you’ve been drowning for years. She fills me up with such a warm light I’ve never felt before that I had my assistant set up an appointment with my physician to make sure everything was okay with me after I spoke with her once.”

Lena laughs as she remembers the look on both Jess’s face and her doctor’s when she explained what was happening. She almost forgets who she’s saying this too but Kara soft smile and shiny eyes give Lena the courage to say what she planned.

“It’s unfortunate really,” she sighs. Kara’s eyes widen again and she moves closer to Lena. “What? How come? What’s wrong with feeling like that toward m-her?”

Lena smiles sadly (mostly for the dramatics of it but also slightly becuase its how she feels).

“Because Kara Danvers is my best friend and I don’t want anything to change that. But sometimes all I can think about is how much I want to hold her hand or take her out on a date or just,” Lena pauses again and looks away from Kara “just kiss her. Sometimes the only thing I can think about is kissing her.”

A harsh breath is released from Kara and Lena shakes her head. “I’m sorry Supergirl. That was very personal and probably something I shouldn’t have told you about our mutual friend.”

Lena turns her head to look at Kara, who looks shocked and somewhat flushed. “Promise you won’t tell Kara I have a crush on her?” she asks to keep up the act.

“Crush?? You, Kara, umm kissing,” is stuttered out as Kara slowly gets more red. Lena would laugh if she wasn’t concerned for her friend.

Did aliens get that bright?

“Supergirl are you okay.”

Kara nods her head quickly and points behind herself. “I think I hear, um, someone. I’m gonna go. H-have a good night Le-Ms. Luthor!” and she lifts off the ground as she says this so when she turns she doesn’t see the building right in front of her.

“Supergirl watch out!” Lena cringes as Kara smashes through a window. A blonde head pops up quickly after, apologies flying from her lips as she assured whoever else is in there that she’ll pay for the damage.

Lena chuckles as she watches Kara throw a look her way and flush deeper when she sees that Lena saw the whole thing before a red and blue blur replaces her immediately.

Well, that went well.

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This child. I stg. He’s not even posting for a picture. This is just how he is. 

This is the first time Lance is meeting Keith, right? So immediately he makes a pop culture reference and then launches into some story while gesturing wildly, and at the end he WINKS. BOI! I had to pause the game to get a picture of it because I was laughing so hard. 

Then I hit play and shift the screen over to Keith and I find him SERVING LOOKS (same) and if that’ s not funny enough, he immediately looked up at Shiro (who was really digging that empanada) like “Who tf is this kid? Can you believe this shit?”

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Korra being all buff like "behold! I am the avatar, I am invincible!" and asami is like "korra please, I can turn you into a giggly mess if I wanted to". This is from the tickling sentence starter “Go ahead. Tickle me. I don’t mind.” let me know if it doesn't work for you. Thanks!

A/N: I didn’t quite use that sentence but this is some cute korrasami fluff that devolved from this prompt. thank you for the idea!!!

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“You know, I really am a badass.” Korra announced as she came to the realization one morning.

Asami nearly choked on her water that she had grabbed from the bedside table. “What?”

“Every time I’ve fought or faced a villain, I always come out on top. Why do people even bother trying to mess with me? No one can take down the avatar.” Korra grinned, flexing her muscles as she winked at Asami.

Asami rolled her eyes with a chuckle at Korra’s antics.

“Most of that may be true. I’ve seen – and helped, by the way – you do some incredible things.” Asami began.

“Right, well, I mean of course I had some help. The avatar is a great leader.” Korra smugly replied.

“Oh are we referring to the avatar in third person now?” Asami teased. “I’m pretty sure I know someone who could take the avatar down.”

“Who’s that?” Korra scoffed.

“Me.” Asami smirked.

“I think I could take you.” Korra narrowed her eyes.

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Watching Billy Maier’s latest Skam reaction and it got to the scene where William was exiting the car with the Penetrators after the fight in season 2, and he goes “Is he always in slow motion? Jesus Christ! Every time he enters a room it’s in slow motion”.

I had to pause the video, I was laughing so hard because it’s so true, lol.

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Nicola: “We were doing our rehearsals…and we were doing this particular scene…Colin ends up cowering behind me, kneeling on the ground…and I’m standing there ready to be shot….there was a moment where we just finished that scene and I just felt these teeth sink into my buttock.  …And of course, it was Colin’s!”

Colin: “It was one of those moments when you do something and you think ‘Why didn’t I engage my brain before doing that?’”

Nicola: “It wasn’t in the sense of painful, but it was very present.”

Colin: “A very friendly nip, which was entirely inappropriate.  …the big mistake I made …I bet [Kevin] a fiver that he didn’t dare bite Nicola Bryant’s bottom.

Nicola: “Which [he] did when we were rehearsing the part where [he] gets stuck in the gastropod goo. And I’m running there going sort of like “How can I help?” and he said “Well, you know- ACK!” and at that point, ANOTHER set of teeth!

Colin: “And he got an uppercut for his troubles!”

Nicola: “He did!”