i had to make this bc of reasons

ok so what about Keith admitting to Lance that he has feelings for someone (maybe they got stranded together and were awaiting rescue and one conversation led to another and Lance started pressing Keith about Allura again, maybe Keith said there’s nothing to worry about, maybe Lance says “good, she’s too good for you anyway” as a lighthearted jab, maybe Keith admits he has feelings for someone else). and since they’re killing time Lance starts teasing Keith about it, like is it one of the alien girls we’ve met? except wait you never really talked to any of the alien girls we meet. it’s not Pidge is it? I mean that’s fine but tbh I don’t think she’d be into you unless you were a robot. and Keith just shakes his head, “it’s not a girl.”

and Lance takes a second to process and he feels a weird thump in his chest. and he says, of course that’s cool too, it doesn’t have to be a girl obviously, just as long as it’s not Hunk, it’s not Hunk right? it’d be understandable if it was, how do you think he got his nickname after all, I’m just saying Hunk’s wellbeing is my responsibility and if you ever broke his heart then I would have to fight you.

and Keith just smiles and shakes his head. “relax it’s not Hunk.”

and they sort of drop it bc the conversation is getting awkward. but the silence kills Lance so he gives it another go. “It’s Coran, isn’t it?” and Keith laughs out loud at that. “I don’t blame you, I mean who can resist the accent.” and Keith is giggling now so Lance feels like his mission is accomplished (not that he had been planning to make it his mission to make Keith laugh, it’s just ever since Shiro disappeared Keith’s been even more morose than usual and Lance hates it when his friends are sad). and then it hits him: Shiro, of course it’s Shiro. and for some reason he feels sad that he figured it out, so he doesn’t say anything to Keith.

and maybe they get rescued and everything’s back to normal on the castle. except Shiro’s still gone and Lance feels like he understands Keith a little better now. like why Keith always pushes them so hard in training because he wants the team to be ready to rescue Shiro when they find him. and whenever someone reminisces about Shiro, Lance risks a glance at Keith and worries because it must be awful to lose someone you care about twice.

and maybe they finally get Shiro back and Lance finds Keith alone in the observatory room looking out at the stars. and Lance is trying to find something to say that’s supportive. “I’m happy for you.” and Keith raises an eyebrow in question so Lance continues, “that Shiro’s back.” and he pauses, because he doesn’t know if he should say it, because his chest feels tight just thinking about it, but he’s a supportive friend and he wants Keith to know that he’s there for him if he ever wants to talk so he says it. “It was Shiro you were talking about, right? That you have feelings for.”

and Keith furrows his brow, avoids Lance’s gaze, and takes a breath. and he says softly, “Shiro… Shiro’s the only family I have. He’s like a brother to me.” and then he looks Lance dead in the eyes and says, “Gross.”

and the tightness in Lance’s chest goes away and he doesn’t know why but he feels relieved. so he laughs, and he laughs. and he claps Keith on the shoulder. and when he settles down he says, “You’re wrong though, Shiro’s not your only family anymore.” and he smiles at Keith as bright as he can, “All of us on this castle, we’re all family now. Like it or not.”

and maybe Keith watches Lance’s expression a little more closely as Lance looks out at the stars, and maybe Lance doesn’t notice the way Keith is looking at him, or the way Keith’s heart jumped in his chest when Lance smiled but maybe that’s okay because it’s not important right now. Shiro’s back and their team– their family is whole again. it can wait.

Cold As Ice

Originally posted by v-writings

Peter Parker x Shy Reader

Request: Yes

Summary: After discovering their powers and wanting to save a troubled citizen, the Reader is left to dealt with the consequences, but ends up finding out a certain secret from a certain spiderling instead.

Word Count: 3,180 (omg)

Warnings: Language, cuteness, discovery of powers, fluff, fight scene, shy!Reader, *slight* assault scene, suck-ass ending (bc I’m trash and I suck at writing), (Please let me know if I missed anything).

A/N: For some reason, I had such a hard time making a summary for this ?? Hopefully the anon that requested this thinks it’s okay. :// I’m slowly moving through all my requests (I have a lot lol). Anyway, let me know what you think as always and enjoy reading!


Walking into Midtown High, you cautiously grudge towards your locker in order to get your books for today’s classes.

These past few days have been strange, to say the least.

Despite it being almost the end of the school year and the hot weather finally arriving, you somehow felt cold to your bones.

Instead of wearing short sleeves and shorts, you started dressing in sweatshirts and pants.

Maybe I’m getting sick…?

Maybe it’s just the chills…?

You kept making excuses like that, but the coldness never seemed to go away.

It’s been happening for a couple weeks now, but you didn’t know what to do.

You didn’t know what this was.

Well, not until today.

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im sorry im really salty right now but i have to go on a gd rant bc im????

  • this fandom is so violently against thinking outside the lovesquare it’s crazy. go through every ship you can think of, count the amount of content in the tags for each, and then come back to me if you don’t believe me
  • like first off let’s start with the f/f ships
    • by far the most popular two are julerose and chlolya, a.k.a. ships that don’t include mari and don’t mess with the lovesquare
    • and before you pull the whole “oh but their dynamic is better”
    • chlonette and chlolya are both rivals to lovers ships in their simplest form. so why is chlolya more popular?
    • alyanette and julerose are both friends to lovers ships in their simplest form. so why is julerose more popular?
    • it takes clawing through alyanette, chlonette, lilanette, etc. tags to find content, meanwhile chlolya and julerose are everywhere bc they’re “safe ships”
  • m/m ships! 
    • this one’s even funnier bc mlm ships in this fandom are practically nonexistent
    • the most “popular” ones are adrinino and adrinath, but guess why you barely see content for them?
    • the only reason they’re more popular than kim/max is bc they either involve the main characters, or they involve nath (the only background character that people seem to give a shit about for reasons unknown????)
  • oh and it gets better bc let’s talk about het ships that don’t get any love
    • i’ve seen marinath used so damn often as a means to an end for lovesquare shippers. like if i had a dollar for every time i saw marinath used as a way for adrien to be jealous/confess his feelings, i could buy a fucking condo
    • nino x marinette? alya x adrien? no?
    • yeah. figured. kinda makes the lovesquare impossible, right?
  • the best part about this is that when you check which pairings get useless comments tagged on about ‘oh are you guys serious?’ ‘yeah but they’re just friends?’ ‘this pairing would never work’ and ‘x person loves y so they can’t possibly like z,’ do you know which ones you’ll see more often than not?
    • pairings that include adrien or marinette

im tired of seeing people be dismissive of alyanette, adrinino, and ninette. i’m tired of having to literally claw through the tags for chlonette or lilanette. im tired of seeing artists and writers get tens of thousands of notes on their lovesquare art and struggle to get 200 notes on art with pairings that disrupt the lovesquare. 

it’s disheartening. it’s annoying. it’s isolating. and it feels like a lot of people don’t even care so i guess im done

How Seventeen Would Kiss You

this is my first time writing something like this so let me know how you like it! i wrote this with a lot of help from @jisoodrinkssopretty so go follow her. she wrote the entire wonwoo part and bits and pieces of dk, mingyu, minghaos as well.

- destinee

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Well Seungcheol’s forearms are no joke so I imagine him like wrapping them around your waist like so tightly? Until you guys are like completely flush against each other and can feel every part of the other person’s body bc that’s just how our coups likes it. He’s probably a really slow kisser in the sense that he likes taking his time coaxing your lips to move. Idk if that makes sense but that’s how I imagine seungcheol would like to kiss you. Favorite toe of kisses are open-mouthed kisses ngl.

Originally posted by fabulous-girl-here

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Okay so i know Jeonghan is sometimes a brat but he’s also rlly chill and lazy so he’s going to be giving out lazy kisses and he’s kinda lax doing it. like he’ll literally wrap an arm around your shoulder give you like a quick kiss to the forehead because he can’t rlly be bothered to reach your lips. BUT WHEN HE DOES it’s so nice and like slow bc he’s in no hurry lol and he’ll like run his fingers up and down your spine because why the heck not. He’s very touchy during kisses.

Originally posted by dureowanni

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Joshua’s probably that person who tilts your chin up gently with his knuckles so he can look into your eyes as he leans in and then he lets your noses brush really softly before he presses his lips against yours and his eyelashes are long so they’ll tickle your cheeks and it’s a wonderful experience I bet. Every kiss with him gives you butterflies. I also feel like he’s a biter but we won’t get into that. but, like, hickies and stuff okay bye.

Originally posted by kristian-do

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JUN. I personally think jun wouldn’t cup your cheeks but your jawbone. Like you know,,, his thumb is behind your ear and his fingers are in your hair? yeah that sounds nice. then he’d bring you in and kiss your forehead then your nose then he’d probably pull away and pretend he didn’t want to kiss you on the lips but when you pout he gets all teasing like “well if I’m that irresistible to you~” His favorite place to kiss you is your shoulder; he loves kissing your skin so much.

Originally posted by animequeenn13

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Hoshi is probably gonna try and make it playful tbh. like you think he’s gonna be all romantic but sometimes he just wants to pepper kisses all over your face and skin (comPLETELY AVOIDING YOUR LIPS) until you get frustrated bc who doesn’t want soonyoung’s lips amirite? So then he’ll just giggle in your face and run off and you’ll chase him like “soONYOUNG!!!” Then he likes to grab you and tickle you until he’s hovering over you and I think you know where I’m going with this…

Originally posted by minghaon

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I feel like Wonwoo would just randomly give you back hugs and kiss your cheek and maybe if you turn around in his hold he’d give you a proper kiss but I think he’s more of a cheek kisser than anything. Even though he’s not really into kisses that much every now and then like maybe if he had a bad day or just missed you he’d grab your hand and lead you to the couch and he’d sit first, then pat his leg or something so you’d sit on him and he’d just kiss you slowly and make sure you knew how much he cared about you. Throughout that kiss he’d probably lift your shirt up a little bit and rub circles in your skin with his thumbs.

Originally posted by wonuflake

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Woozi definitely wants to dominate bc of obvious reasons, like he wants to be in charge. So his kisses are probably more aggressive but like who’s complaining lol. He’ll grab your waist but not like scoups does, oh no. He likes to grip the sides of your hips and pull you into him. Then he probably tries to smirk or smth and you think it’s sorta cute but shh don’t tell him bc he’s trying to be seductive. then like his hands end up in your hair bc he likes how soft it is. He likes to untangle your hair while the two do you are kissing bc it distracts him from how fast his heart is beating.

Originally posted by lobeu-my-carrots

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When I think of Seokmin I always think of smiles and happiness bc wow this boy is full of laughter. Honestly he’s probably a super sweet kisser, and it’s kind of like the two of you are married because he’s always giving you chaste kisses here and there that never lead to anything more?? ever?? BUT sometimes he just really needs to feel your lips against his and that’s when he just kind of doesn’t pull away after a peck. Instead, he’ll slow the pecks down and prolong them, until he’s successfully turned a chaste kiss into a makeout session. Heaven knows he’s going to smile while kissing you, then he likes to lean against your forehead as he giggles quietly bc this boy is just so giddy to be kissing you.

Originally posted by jongindiaries

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Okay so I can see Mingyu being super sweet as well but he’s also a bit awkward so he would probably start out smooth and then mess it up (at least in his head it’s messed up but you don’t care bc it’s cute and sentimental). Okay so he’ll probably like brush your cheekbones gently with his knuckles or something, just to kind of get you flustered at his little gestures. But then he kinda ruins the smoothness by completely misaligning himself and bumping his nose into yours. Anyway once the kissing actually starts it’s amazing. He’s probably a person who gets into it too quickly and ends up scraping his teeth against yours but it’s cool he slows down eventually.

Originally posted by fuckyeahmingyu

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Minghao probably loves to kiss your neck. Honestly his favorite thing would be to give you a back hug and just continuously peck the nape of your neck. If it’s not your neck, it’s your collarbones. Minghao just loves to feel your skin against his mouth and yeah but when he does kiss your lips be prepared. He pulls moves out of nowhere like where was he hiding all them? no one knows he only uses them on you and you definitely aren’t opposed. He likes to squeeze your waist because it makes you part your lips and that’s when he can show you just what he can do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Originally posted by minghaon

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I imagine that Seungkwan would be all about the fluffy/cutesy aspects of a relationship. His gestures would be really heartfelt, and he would pay you a lot of attention to show you just how much you mean to him. He would want to hold your hands and then pull you in and give you a lil peck then like smile to himself before leaning in and giving you a velvety kiss. He is also a huge advocate of hand kisses. Wants to kiss your hands 24/7. Your palm, your fingers, your wrists, Seungkwan finds your hands very pretty and kissable.

Originally posted by performanceunit

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Vernon is the whole reason I made this post like I promise I’m a Jun girl but sometimes Vernon makes my heart just go zoooommm. Anyways,,, I bet Vernon is one of those people that cups his s/o’s face when he kisses them just saying. It’s true tho, like he’s got the hands for it and his biceps would flex naturally as he pulled you closer. It’s probably sort of sloppy and innocent because he’s not used to it, so you’d like hold onto his wrists and gently maneuver him to get a better angle?? if that makes sense like you’d have to help him bc he’s still too shy to move the kiss into deeper territory.

Originally posted by sneezes

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It’s hard for me to see Chan in a romantic light bc I see him as a bff and not a bf but that’s about to change!!! I think he would be the sweetest kisser. Probably cups the back of your neck and is already cheesin before his lips touch yours because he’s just so happy to be kissing you. His style is probably a mix of vernon’s and jeonghan’s tbh. He’d be a bit shy but also pretty slow because he likes to take his time. He wants every kiss to be perfect because he’s just a tad bit insecure that you might think he’s a bad kisser. Spoiler alert: you don’t think he’s a bad kisser at all. Bonus: He’s a huge supporter of giggly eskimo kisses.

Originally posted by pledisseventeen

sufferpuffin  asked:

hey like a rly long time ago u said tht in George Washington's time, people bought teeth--esp slaves' teeth--for reasons other than dentures. what reasons r there to own teeth other than dentures?? i apologize bc this is alrdy a ghastly topic but i just couldn't think of...other reasons to own teeth.

MOST OF THE TEETH WERE ACTUALLY SOLD OR PURCHASED FOR DENTURES. SOME WERE LIKELY BOUGHT AS DECORATIONS OR CURIOS, BUT THE MAJORITY OF HUMAN TEETH SOLD WERE USED AS A REPLACEMENT FOR MISSING TEETH.

THERE IS AN INACCURATE NARRATIVE BOUNCING AROUND THAT GEORGE WASHINGTON HAD TEETH FORCIBLY PULLED FROM HIS SLAVES TO MAKE DENTURES, WHILE THE TRUTH IS MUCH MORE ROUNDABOUT AND MUCH MORE SINISTER

THE SALE OF HUMAN TEETH FOR DENTURES WAS VERY PROFITABLE. JUST ABOUT ANY WAR WOULD MEAN MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF PROFITS FOR SCAVENGERS WHO WOULD DESCEND ON THE BATTLEFIELD AND STEAL THE TEETH OF THE DEAD, MAKING THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS (AND WE’RE TALKING 18TH CENTURY DOLLARS) ON THEIR SALE. THIS ACTUALLY LED TO A SLANG TERM, “WATERLOO TEETH,” USED TO DESCRIBE THE FACT THAT, FOR A TIME, MOST HUMAN-TEETH DENTURES IN FRANCE WERE TAKEN FROM SOLDIERS KILLED AT WATERLOO. 

SO, BECAUSE SO MUCH MONEY COULD BE MADE ON THE SALE OF HUMAN TEETH, MANY SLAVES WOULD HAVE THEIR TEETH PULLED IN THE HOPES OF USING THE PROFITS TO BUY THEIR FREEDOM AND THE FREEDOM OF THEIR FAMILY. IN AMERICA, MANY (BUT NOT ALL) HUMAN TEETH SOLD WERE PULLED FROM THE MOUTHS OF SLAVES. 

SO, WHILE THESE STATEMENTS ARE ALL TRUE:

  1. GEORGE WASHINGTON BOUGHT HUMAN TEETH AND MAY HAVE OWNED DENTURES MADE FROM HUMAN TEETH
  2. IT IS VERY LIKELY MANY OF THOSE TEETH MAY HAVE BEEN TAKEN FROM SLAVES
  3. SLAVES WERE OFTEN FORCED TO CHOOSE BETWEEN THEIR TEETH AND THEIR FREEDOM SINCE THEIR TEETH WERE THE ONLY MEANS THEY HAD TO GET THE FUNDS TO BUY THEIR FREEDOM

THE COHESIVE SINGLE STATEMENT OF “GEORGE WASHINGTON HAD HIS SLAVES’ TEETH PULLED BY FORCE TO MAKE HIS DENTURES” IS NOT TRUE AND, HONESTLY, LETS HIM OFF THE HOOK EASY, SINCE HIS ACTIVE PARTICIPATION IN AND SUPPORT OF THE INSTITUTION OF SLAVERY IS WHAT FORCED THE SLAVES TO SELL THEIR OWN TEETH IN THE FIRST PLACE

honorary-penderwicks  asked:

Here's a thing I just re-watched civil war and when tony says "you're done stay down" peter starts to get up and then grabs the side of his chest the same way I do when I go a little overboard while binding. I bet before that fight he had never done so much physically and I also bet that the suit didn't have a binder in it yet because tony didn't know so he wore it without thinking about the exertion. Anyways just another trans peter thought I had thanks

peter doesn’t usually like binding bc his breasts are small enough that if he wears a oversized shirts and enough layers you can hardly tell he isn’t totally flat chested, but he still brings his binder with him to berlin just in case.

and he wasn’t going to bind during the fight bc his homemade suit is super baggy, but then tony makes him such an awesome suit…. but it’s skin tight. but it’s so COOL. and he knows it’s dumb, he KNOWS that, but he decides to bind. he reasons it’ll be okay because of his advanced healing factor, and besides — he’s spider-man!! he’s like 100 percent sure that he’s gonna kick captain america’s butt without even trying, let alone enough to feel the effects of his binder. 97 percent sure.

but hours later he’s laying on the tarmac of the airport, tony has just flown off effectively benching him from the fight, and he can’t move. everytime he tries to sit up his ribs feel like they’re gonna crack, if they haven’t already. and suddenly he’s aware of how lightheaded he is. he’s going to pass out. shit, how did he not notice this before?? it must have been all the adrenaline?? he didn’t know, didn’t have the energy to even think about it. he tried to sit up one more time, and that’s what caused his vision to spot up and go black.

he wakes up in his hotel room, momentarily confused about his surroundings. but then he remembers he’s in berlin and he relaxes back into the bed. but then he remembers the fight, that giant ant dude (hah, oxymoron), he remembers mr. stark flying off, he remembers not being able to breathe. but he can breathe now…

he tries to bolt upright but a sharp pain in his side makes him hiss and fall back to the bed.

“well, good morning, moron. or should i say good afternoon,” tony says, sitting in the chair on the other end of the room. he looks bored, scrolling through his phone. he also looks way more beaten up than he did when peter last saw him.

“how long have i been out?” peter says. he wants to cry. tony has to know. he has to. he wonders how many others know.

“several hours. oxygen deprivation and two cracked ribs can sometimes have that effect. but don’t worry, your healing factor is off the charts, almost on par with caps. you’ll be all healed by morning, if not sooner.” he sounds kinda of interested, and in any other situation peter would be tripping over himself to talk science about all the mutations he got from the spider bite, but right now all he can think about is his chest.

“who found me?”

“natasha.”

“black widow?”

tony chuckles. “i forget that’s what she calls herself. how pretentious.”

peter laughs humorlessly and ends up coughing because it hurts. “she’s pretentious? have you met yourself?”

tony looks up from his phone then mumbles, “you and pepper would get along.”

“where is it?” peter says, looking up to the ceiling. he feels himself starting to cry, he hates it.

“where’s what? oh you mean that thing that was on your chest? that had to be cut off.”

and peter feels himself choke on a sob before he can stop himself, it sends a shooting pain up his side. “that was my only binder.”

tony whistles and peter looks to him blearily through the tears welling up in his eyes. once they make eye contact tony gestures to the table next to peter’s bed. confused, peter moves his head only to have his eyes widen. some tears overflow against his will.

on the table are four high quality binders, each a different color, two of them are short binders and the other two are modeled more like tank tops.

tony stands up and walks over to the end of peter’s bed. “natasha knows, just natasha and i. sorry about that, but it couldn’t really be helped. but if it makes you feel any better natasha couldn’t care less, and even if she did she wouldn’t tell anyone.” he rolls his eyes and scowls. “she’s good at keeping information to herself.”

peter’s kind of dazed. he didn’t expect this.

“do you care?”

tony shrugs. “i don’t care that you’re trans, what i do care about is your health. you can’t wear your binders when you fight, peter. c'mon you’re a smart kid, you have to know that.”

peter sighs, kind of relieved, kind of stunned, kind of happy, kind of sad, and very tired. “i don’t fight in binders, i only did it this time because of the new suit. it’s so tight… they would have seen.”

tony makes a “hmmm” noise as he thinks, then he abruptly claps his hands together and moves towards the door. “i’ll sort that out. but right now i have places to be. happy is right next door if you need anything, and even though your healing factor is incredible i still wouldn’t over exert yourself. good job out there, kid.”

peter says thanks, but tony is already making his way out the door. everything feels kind of surreal. he looks at the binders and smiles.

college boyfriend!wonwoo

Originally posted by hoshihoshy

  • my first piece for wonwoo!!! for this request
  • for some reason i was kinda struck with this idea of wonwoo while i was plotting and i can’t really get it out of my head
  • so in college, wonwoo is… elusive

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Alex Standall might be struggling with sexuality problems*my theory*

Ok, so. When i first saw Alex i thought he was gay and that was the reason he was alone. Then when Hannah and Jess asked him who was him staring at i was like *honey he gay* He quit attending to Monet’s and explained that his father would be proud if he had male friends and that had me thinking about the stereotypical gay in tv shows that only has female friends. I think he was always trying to be someone he wasn’t around the other boys, and make that disgusting thing (yup the list) to make him seem more straight, also the fight with Montgomery had me thinking about it. His father was proud of him doing that because he thought his son was gay (i mentioned it before, didn’t I?)
And he killed himself because it was too much to him. Leave your thoughts below, that’s mine.

***And yes, I changed the theory a little bit bc you guys were right, he loved jessica (or that’s what he said) the problem was he didn’t feel masculine and did all of those things to make he seem more like them *the guys*.

i had no clue how to group 19th century novels, but i really wanted to make a list bc several of these books are classics for great reasons. i suggest you read some, or maybe all of them. all is good. (im a sucker for good symbolisms and themes tbh).

if you want to add more 19th century novels, go crazy! and enjoy!!

  • Pride & Prejudice by Jane Austen
  • Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte
  • The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
  • Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte
  • Crime& Punishment by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
  • Frankenstein by Mary Shelly
  • Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass by Lewis Carroll
  • The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas
  • Dracula by Bram Stoker
  • Les Miserables by Victor Hugo
  • Emma by Jane Austen
  • Little Women by Louisa May Alcott
  • Persuasion by Jane Austen
  • The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
  • Sense & Sensibility by Jane Austen
  • Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy
  • A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens
  • Great Expectations by Charles Dickens
  • A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens
  • The Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
  • War & Peace by Leo Tolstoy
  • The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes by Arthur Conon Doyle
  • The Importance of Being Earnest
  • Moby Dick by Herman Melville
  • The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain
  • The Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne
  • Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson
  • The Three Musketeers by Alexandre Dumas
  • Mansfield Park by Jane Austen
  • The Time Machine by H.G. Wells
  • Northanger Abbey by Jane Austen
  • Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens
  • The Tell-Tale Heart and Other Writings by Edgar Allan Poe
  • Middlemarch by George Eliot
  • The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson
  • The Hunchback of Notre-Dame by Victor Hugo
  • Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman
  • Uncle Tom’s Cabin
  • Around the World in Eighty Days by Jules Verne
  • The Jungle Book by Rudyard Kipling
  • The Awakening by Kate Chopin
  • Walden by Henry David Thoreau
  • The Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx
  • The Prince and the Pauper by Mark Twain

OTHER RESOURCES:

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a fine dapper tailor with a yard in his hand did proffer his service to be at command. he talked of a slit i had above knee but i’ll have no tailors to stitch it for me 😘

gumdrops & lollipops (m)

pairing → Hoseok x Reader (ft. oompa loompa! yoongi & jimin)

☆ genre  →  smut, crack, willy wonka!au
↳  drabble; 2k

→   a visit to jung hoseok’s chocolate factory does not turn out the way you expected it to

a/n → yo, i was finally drunk enough to write this 
i won’t @ her bc she might block me, but jordan is 101% responsible for this. by this i mean the concept, the cute banner, everything. blame her :’‘)

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Look, I don’t even care about the ja/shi bullshit (like I think it took precious time away from developing and showing other things but whatever!!) but that episode was horrible. It was like Genndy just had a list of things to tick off for the final episode. Everything was so rushed, like Jack saying “I love you” to Ashi to “cure” her evil or w/e was so cliche and then suddenly Ashi realizes she has Aku’s powers and teleports him into the past. And then Jack kills Aku, they have a wedding, Ashi tragically ceases to exist, cue some introspective sad scene where Jack realizes he’s happy bc ladybug or whatever.

Like!!! What the hell was the point of developing all those characters in the future if they were all just going to be forgotten about? What was the point of anything? I really thought (considering all the teleporters were gone) that Jack would kill Aku of the future? That Jack would move beyond his past and realize that it’s over and it can’t be saved? That Jack would learn to love this new world because he has all these friends and people he’s saved? 

idk!!! It all just felt so pointless and underwhelming, and if they had wanted to go with the actual “back to the past” route, they should have focused more on Jack himself and how the events affected him instead of shoving ja/shi down our throats for no reason except to make us cry I guess? (which doesn’t even work, bc??? what, aside from some random scene of them kissing made me feel like they had a relationship?) What was the point of introducing Ashi, anyway???????

I mean, maybe I’m wrong, but I thought we all like Samurai Jack as kids because it was slow and interesting and didn’t resort to cliches for major things. This last episode was just a bunch of cliches and it didn’t even give any time to give weight to those cliches anyway. :/

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Happy 38th Birthday, Anna Torv! ♥ (07.06.1979)

What I especially love about Seventeen is that they never make fun of others’ looks. In the era when it’s trend for idols to mock own members for skin tone, size of eyes or appearance in general putting them in uncomfortable situation for sake of being funny, Seventeen not only avoids doing so but supports and praises all of it. 

When Soonyoung wondered if he sees world differently with small eyes, members around him didn’t find it amusing. When Seokmin tried to be funny saying the fact he ran into door is why he looks this way today, Seungkwan yelled at him that he’s handsome. Not to mention the fact no one makes fun of Mingyu’s skin tone but instead they compliment it. When chinese members feel shy to speak in korean, they encourage them. The list could go on in infinity, but you got the point.

Seventeen members have mere respect for each other. They never fail to give credits to any single one of them. This is one of billon reasons why I love these kids.

me: people dont like me bc im annoying and boring and a bad friend and theyre just pitying me when i bother them

some of my friends: i like you and enjoy talking to you and like being your friend :)

me:

i, a liam stan, am pissed

and if your first reaction to this is smth along the lines of “obviously you are bc liam stans are the whiniest biggest babies in the world” congrats, you’re part of the problem.

i can’t speak for all liam stans but i’m fairly sure most of us feel the same way. while others try to stay positive, i physically cannot do that. i’m an overly sensitive and extremely bitter bitch when it comes to liam (as this entire website probably knows by now) and i believe i have a handful of good reasons to be exactly that.

now allow me to list a few examples.

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fuck yall i just realized that the lingering moment in s1e1 with keith looking at the galra sigil in sendak’s ship means one of two things:

  • the symbol resembles the one on his blade, which explains why he was looking at it at the beginning of ep2, or
  • keith’s mother was around for at least a tiny bit of his life, and seeing the galra sigil in the hallway resurrected those vague memories of her

this lends more evidence to weblum galra being keith’s mother, bc the reason he recognized the symbol in sendak’s ship was because he had seen it before: on her uniform

‘Moho’ callout post

Now I’m warnin’ ya kiddies, shit’s about to get graphic
( @moho-milk-town-and-power-down )

You know that one fellow popular on tumblr about making two fictional characters fuck eachother, right? Y’all may call her as your ‘bean king’, the one true god ‘Moho’…

but i’m here to say

she’s not what she tells everyone she is..

See here, Being a detective that I am, I have proven that she is not JUST a furry in disguise… but..

“Nya”…

…. a fokin’ Weeb…

EVEN AFTER I, THE WELL KNOWN (notreally) FoX-THE-DOESNT-TWIST-THE-TRUTH, HAVE CONFRONTED HER ABOUT IT AS SHE TRIES TO GO BACK ON THE FACT OF REVEALING WHO SHE REALLY IS

BUT OH NO NO!!
It doesn’t stop there kiddies.

moments later…

she reveals that…

She’s sexually attracted to Barry Bee Benson..
YES! I CAN HEAR YOU GASPING “b-but ивана,, just bc she called a bee daddy doesn’t make her fully attracted to be-” shut your fucking mouth-hole voice in my head,,
What if I told you..

She has fully admitted to the illegal crime that is to “fuck bees”
*slams paperwork on table*
I WILL SINGLE-HANDEDLY (single-paw…edly..??) SUE THE BEE-RACE

I have even found visual proof of all of this!!

shE WAS CAUGHT ON CAMERA SLEEPING WITH A FUCKING B E E

if this is not enough evidence, you’re blind. WAKE UP AMERICA

What do you mean I’m making this post bc im pissed that my wife cheated on me with a bee//
You’re

no

i’m,,
I’m not racist towards bees,, just,,-
*starts sobbing* whY DID YOU LEAVE ME FOR A BEE, I T-THOUGHT W-WE HAD SOMETHINGGG aaAAAHH

–F-Fuck bees man,, 
I’m just so

Hurt q-q




*coughs* SO! Next time on Dramaalert nation™ we’ll have a full on discussion about the 100 reasons why Pent is best daddy-