i had to make a part 2!!!

Truth Bombs (!!) Video Highlights
  • the adorable board game shelf, how domestic
  • the fact that Phil had just been making up the game as he went (have I mentioned I love how his mind works??)
  • when Dan knocks the box out of Phil’s hands like hmm touchy much ??
  • Phil saying he’s zazzed
  • Phil telling Tom to massage the box (matte finish, anyone?)
  • “and now it’s going to be released all over the table”
  • DANK DANNY
  • “knowing that someone’s going to expose you on camera” this video should be flagged jfc Dan when will you learn
  • release part 2
  • “it’s in your breast” idk what phil is on in this vid but i want some
  • Phil mixing up vitamin D and serotonin
  • PHILLY GETS THE P
  • “I smite you all with cheese”
  • Dan having written the spoiled milk answer to cover up the fact that he actually knows what Phil tastes like
  • Phil wanting credit for the chainsaw gun answer
  • Dan leaning on the box in the endscreen
  • In conclusion, Dan and Phil are a power couple and Phil is the most confident and sexually suggestive man on earth bye
Momma’s Boy Part 16

Prompt: A witch turns Liam into a toddler causing the reader and Scott to take care of him. (Requested)

Pairing: Liam Dunbar x Reader (platonic) , Scott McCall x Reader

Parts

1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12 - 13 - 14 - 15

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Marriage Material - Part 19 - Jim Kirk

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5 / Part 6 / Part 7 / Part 8 / Part 9 / Part 10 / Part 11 / Part 12 / Part 13 / Part 14 / Part 15 / Part 16 / Part 17 / Part 18

Summary: in this chapter, the walls are foul.

Warnings: language

A/N: IM SO SORRY IT’S TAKEN ME SO LONG TO WRITE THIS. hopefully it’s good enough to make up for the waiting period. excuse typos, i had a real mess this morning uploading this without power– INSANE.


Jim had to test the waters. He didn’t want to ask any questions outright, nor did he feel it was wise to. He needed to test the waters one toe at a time.

It wasn’t that he was afraid you’d run off if any of the questions were too abrupt— he was actually certain you’d run off if any of the questions were too abrupt. Some questions, though, he deemed totally unquestionable even if disguised in the thickest costume. After all, there could be no subtle way of asking, “Is it a deal breaker that I possibly I kept you married to me because I’ve always been in love with you and inflated the truth until it almost burst because I wanted to make sure you’d agree?”

He thought he might try to drop hints about it, maybe pretend to have taken up that interest in literature you were trying so hard to impress upon him. Of course, there was no way he could fabricate a plot and give it a well-known name without being too obvious seeing as you walked around with an encyclopedic knowledge he was surprised didn’t cause your head to fall off your shoulders.

Then again, it would take someone with a shocking lack of knowledge to think Wuthering Heights was about accidental marriages on Vegas-like planets rather than what it was really about— which a sorely unknowledgeable Jim assumed was an apartment building filled to the brim with drama like one of his mother’s daily soaps.

He did dwell on presenting it as something that happened to a friend of his—he just had no way of doing that without making it painfully obvious. You also knew most of his friends and they all made much better decisions than he did, so that idea was dead on arrival.

Leonard thought each idea was absurd and gave Jim a firm lecture on the importance of honesty, even if it led to a result not desired by any party in question. The lecture, though, flowed through one ear and swam out of the other.

When he entered your shared quarters with a knock that went unanswered, his eyes went directly to the bed. He frowned at your coughing, sneezing, sniffling form as you sat with your back against the wall behind you.

He tilted his head when he noticed you staring at the wall.

“Grey walls. It makes me think of all the grey things I ever saw— not beautiful ones like British shorthair cats and grey eyes but foul, bad grey things.”

He snorted loud enough to finally gain your attention, heavy-lidded, dull eyes of exhaustion meeting his. “I really hope you’re quoting something and you didn’t come up with that in your infinite misery.”

“Ah, it’s John!” he cringed at the sound of your stuffy, nasally voice and could just imagine how much your loud volume exasperated the soreness in your throat. “‘John is away all day, and even some nights when his cases are serious. John does not know how much I really suffer.’ Stupid, foul John— stupid, foul walls.”

He toed off his shoes and went straight to the replicator in the kitchenette. He set a mug under the machinery and leant his hip against the counter’s edge. “God, I hope it’s literature. Otherwise you’re just delirious and I don’t feel like bugging Bones again.”

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Some things

I felt like a grumpy toddler when I got home so I ordered pizza. Thank god I live with someone who also wants pizza all the time.

Two days ago I helped a person look up some books on a topic they thought was “really obscure” but is actually a really regular part of world literature. They said it’s for a paper for “uni” and that I was the first American they had talked to in “as many days.” I hate people who 1) pretend they are European and that their pretend-European-ness makes them part of some cultural elite and 2) use pretentious phrases incorrectly. So annoying.

Today a toddler I call “the tornado” came in to the library. Both her parents were there and she still somehow managed to pull three shelves of books off, color on a table, and spread toys everywhere before she left screaming. Yeesh.

Tomorrow is my last day at my main branch before surgery/vacation! Saturday is my last day at my non-main branch! I’m so excited. I can’t wait to sleep for like a week. Is it weird that I’m using surgery as vacation? Don’t care.

Pizza is here. Thank god.

matt and shiro at the garrison
  • shiro introduces matt to new students with the wrong name just to see how long they can get away with it
    • shiro: “hey this is my friend boiled chicken” matt: “what’s up”
    • shiro: “this is my friend undercooked spaghetti. he looks 17 but he’s actually 36 and was held back 19 years” 
    • new student: “your name is…broccoli? are you sure about that?” matt: “are you calling me a liar?” 
  • shiro throws juice boxes into the trash can and yells “KOBE!” but they never get in 
  • matt: “why are you crying?” shiro: “i got an A- in this test. i studied so hard as well!!”
    • matt looking at his C+ that he was happy with: “haha yeah…sucks…”
  • shiro: “sir would you like a breath mint?” iverson: “why?”
    • shiro: “cos the only thing out of your mouth is shit”
  • on a dare matt goes into the gym for a school assembly, wearing nothing but boxers with bejewelled letters on the back spelling “M A T T H O L T”
  • iverson: “i drink to forget but i always remember”
  • early on in their friendship, shiro goes into matt’s room to get a textbook and sees the walls plastered with ‘Campbells® Green Pea Soup’ posters. he’s so terrified that he never mentions it again
  • the first time shiro and matt meet each other:
    • matt: my name is matthew with a ‘b’ and i’ve been afraid of insects my entire l-
    • shiro: stop stop stop, where?
    • matt: hmm?
    • shiro: where’s the ‘b’?
    • matt: tHeRe’S a bEE?
  • shiro always walks into the wrong classroom and doesn’t know how to deal with it, so he just says ‘haha, forgot my…calculator…’, picks up a random’s kid’s lunch box, and walks out 
  • shiro: i’m feeling a little rebellious today!! (: so i’m not going to tie my laces, i’m only going to do 46/50 of the maths equations assigned to us, and i’ll mess up my entire presentation!! by typing it in comic sans haha
  • matt scrunching up the worksheet he was given and putting it in his mouth, chewing slowly: this is how i feel about homework sir
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It was getting too long, I had to cut it, I’ll make 2 more parts on the Art tips!!

Have a super good day!! Hope it helps~~

*** Flipping your canvas on traditional media:  Look at your painting in the mirror, or turn your paper and put it against a light, to see the reverse image or take a pic of your drawing with your phone, and in the pic editor, just flip it~~

// part 1 // part 2 // part 3 //

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Mean Girls, Seventeen edition: Who are the plastics? They’re teen royalty. If Pledis was Ceci Magazine, they would always be on the cover. Plan V + My Angel

Resident Evil Characters as Onion Headlines
  • Chris Redfield: Man Keeping Running Total Of How Many People In Gym In Worse Shape Than Him
  • Claire Redfield: Siblings Quietly Relieved Older Brother Setting The Bar So Low
  • Jill Valentine: I Am Tired Of These Constant Near-Death Experiences
  • Albert Wesker: World Death Rate Holding Steady at 100 Percent
  • Leon S. Kennedy: Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had
  • Ada Wong: Relationship Not A Power Struggle, Woman Who's Winning Reports
  • Barry Burton: Psychologists Say It Perfectly Natural To Fantasize About Sandwiches Other Than One Currently In Hand
  • William Birkin: New Study Going To Take Another Week Or So, Report Scientists Who Look As If They've Been Crying
  • Sherry Birkin: Area Seventh-Grader Now A Woman
  • Alexia Ashford: Wealthy Teen Nearly Experiences Consequences
  • Carla Radames: Kitten Thinks Of Nothing But Murder All Day
  • Derek Simmons: Dating Profile Flatly States Man Looking For Someone He Can Control

so as i was trying to figure out how old michael lee brown is for an ask, i ended up stumbling upon his old resume and…

so…

i’m. mlb truly is a magical, juggling, unicycling icon wow

“The only journey is the one within.” – Rainer Maria Rilke

“No need to hurry, no need to sparkle, no need to be anyone but oneself.” – Virginia Woolf

“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.” – Oscar Wilde

“Persistence guarantees that results are inevitable.” – Yogananda

“Only in the darkness can you see the stars.” – Martin Luther King, Jr.

“Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country.” – Anais Nin

“The wound is the place where the light enters you.” – Rumi

“We must always be on the lookout for the presence of wonder.” – E.B. White

“May your choices reflect your hopes not your fears.” – Nelson Mandela

“In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me, an invincible summer.” – Albert Camus

“Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.” – Carl Sagan

“Be patient and tough. Someday this pain will be useful to you.” – Ovid

“There are far, far better things ahead than any we leave behind.” – C.S. Lewis

“Have patience with everything unresolved in your heart.” – Rainer Maria Rilke

“No one has ever become poor by giving.” – Anne Frank

“The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

“But all of the magic I have known I’ve had to make myself.” – Shel Silverstein

“If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave.” – Mo Williams

“If you have good thoughts, they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.” – Roald Dahl

“Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a touch that never hurts.” – Charles Dickens

“It is never too late to be what you might have been.” – George Eliot

Check out Motivational Quotes Part 1 and Part 2

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Unreceived - part  (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9)

so this part took me so much time to make not because it was hard to draw but i had exams so i drew very fast so i could get one page done soon ughhhh thats why panels look kinda off please enjoy and if you dont know i have my own youtube channel now where i post this comic in HD bonus some animation bits and new panels so please check it out https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxmVQ_ixxgR2gCosbL_gUAA

I had way too much time on my hands yesterday

so have this:

Memedom Hearts

Memedom Hearts: Chain of Memeories

Memedom Hearts: 358/2 Days

Memedom Hearts 2: Part One

Memedom Hearts 2: Part Two

Memedom Hearts: Recoded

Memedom Hearts: Meme Drop Distance

Memedom Hearts: A Fragmentary Passage

Memedom Hearts: Birth By Sleep

And Kingdom Hearts 3 (i think)

this is all you need to know about kingdom hearts

thank you and have a nice day

#BendyHTtakeover Recap

((so I’m gonna compile all the Good Shit from the #BendyHTtakeover event into one post okay here we goooo))

  • Sammy has been writing music for most of his life, “from a young age […] tunes would pop into my head, [writing music] was the only logical step. ;)”
  • Willow Weep For Me” is Sammy’s favorite song, he apparently considers it modern. what time period does this game take place in jfc
  • Sammy made a handful of puns during the event. Puns are great.
  • Apparently he liked Bacon Soup at one time, but “it kind of lost its luster after a bit.. But you’d have to be crazy to not love chocolate cake!”
  • Putting on pants is apparently a struggle for him.
  • Someone asked if Norman was behind the organ from chapter 2. He responded with “The organ… I don’t know what you mean. Although Norman, our projectionist, he was always very bright..” which might be a hint to something, a compliment, or another pun - who knows.
  • An ad for a Little Mermaid bedspread got posted in the middle of the event, probably on accident. Someone joked “Sammy’s favorite Disney Princess is Ariel, confirmed.” All he had to say was something was amiss with the post, and the bed looked comfortable.
  • Sammy still writes and sings music when he’s not praising Bendy, and has written “so many dozens of songs! So many! When you’ve been in this business as long as I have… you’re quite busy.” He also said “Perhaps you shall hear them someday.” pls
  • His clearest memory of the studio besides the ink pump is “a whistling sound, a vague melody.. with a sinister purpose.”
  • When asked for advice on composing music, he responded “Music is all about layers. Rich and lush. Practice, my friend. That’s what it’s all about!”
  • Wally’s catchphrase is apparently contagious. Someone asked “Sammy, what would happen if Wally lost his keys again?” To which he responded, “That Wally! That man can’t ever keep his things in order! If I didn’t know better I’d say his mind was wayyyyy out of here!”
  • Headcanon confirmed, “Sheep Songs” is Sammy’s favorite song he wrote for the Bendy cartoons.
  • He wears the mask to “resemble the most perfect form I know!”.
  • He might not be able to see without the mask as well, someone later asked “how do you see with that mask?” and he replied “how do you see without yours?”. Might have just been a joke, or confirming the “ink monsters can see through Bendy’s eyes in cutouts and posters” theory.
  • Sammy thinks Susie is “A charming woman.. quite… charming.. I recall only her face… that.. smile.”
  • He took some selfies for us.
  • Someone asked how he felt after what happened to him at the end of chapter 2. “I can’t recall any injustice on the part of the Ink Demon. He is.. most fair.” Apparently he’s fine with being pancake’d.
  • “Who’s better? Bendy, Alice, or Boris?” “There is only our lord Bendy.”
  • What makes Bendy so worshipable is that “[He] knows all and sees all. He is the hope we’ve been waiting for!”
  • “The last I can recall… I had a flowing cascade of brown hair.. I miss it so… or was it blonde? No matter.. it was splendid.”
  • He regrets never going to Coney Island.
  • Someone asked what he thinks of Alice “Ohhh such a voice! So.. heavenly! So beautiful!” Tied with his earlier comment about Susie, this makes Samsie shippers such as myself rejoice.
  • He is honored that people write songs about him, and Bendy.
  • He doesn’t only make puns, he memes. According to him, “if you have the proper training, mayonnaise IS an instrument.”
  • His favorite instrument is the banjo, he was always fond of it and it “plucks the right chord with me”
  • He thinks bacon soup can be good, “it’s best when aged for a while I hear.”
  • He’s happy Joey let him name the song “Sammy Jam” after himself.
  • Someone asked if he had a special someone before becoming an ink monster. His answer was a flustered “Someone.. special? … I.. well.. there was.. this one. I almost remember.”
  • He doesn’t quite know where Joey is, but he thinks he’s off raising his salary somewhere.
  • He doodles Bendy sometimes.