i know samurai jack is an adult show now, as it has been constantly proving with the mature themes this season is approaching, so there’s really nothing wrong with this but. the moment i heard scaramouche, character from samurai jack, voiced by tom kenny, actually uttering the words ‘looked like a talking penis’, i just
FUCK. I ALWAYS KNEW NATSU WAS GONNA DIE SOME DAY. BUT I KINDA THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FROM DOING SOMETHING STUPID. LIKE EATING SO MUCH THAT HIS STOMACH BURST?? NO. I REFUSE TO LET THAT GO. NATSU ISN'T DYING TODAY. AND HE ISN'T DYING BY ZEREF'S HAND (LITERALLY). HE'S GOING TO LIVE TO BE AN OLD MAN, AND OLD MAN WHO DIES FROM EATING TOO MUCH.