i had this in my drafts for some reason

Shame on me for having this in the drafts for like 5 months and never posting it

Dating Kim Seokjin Would Include...

rap monster | suga | jimin | jungkook | v | j-hope |

  • Watching a lot of Disney movies together 
  • Literally when all else fails, Jin’s like “Wanna rewatch Snow White?
  • At almost any given moment, he will start testing out his acting skills and saying “Did I nail it? I nailed it, didn’t I? I know.
  • And when you jokingly say no, he pouts and denies you attention for the rest of the day (but in reality he gives up on that within the first fifteen minutes because he can’t ignore)
  • He’d try teaching you Mandarin and find it so funny whenever you’d get some words mixed up
  • No jagi, get the pink one
  • Telling him that he looks HELLA cute in his glasses but he doesn’t believe you 
  • Resting your head on those broad ass shoulders 
  • Sleeping on those broad ass shoulders
  • Admiring those broad ass shoulders
  • Balancing cups on those broad ass shoulders
  • Do you wanna see the new choreography?
  • You say yes because boy, this’ll be interesting
  • He purposely makes himself look like a total idiot while doing the choreography and you’re just cringing / trying hard not to laugh
  • idk I feel like there’s lots of kissing
  • But not necessarily a lot of full on kissing, I feel like Jin would give you a lot of pecks and quick kisses at random times
  • He’d cook for you all the time
  • Seeing that cute smile of his always 
  • Jin would literally be your #1 fan, no matter how big or small your achievement is, Jin would just be showering you with love and telling you how proud he is of you
  • Jin overall would just be a very cute boyfriend who would look after you and always be there when you needed him and I’m down

anonymous asked:

Bellarke Fic were Bellamy finds out when Clarke’s birthday is and makes her her a ring or bracelet or picks her a flower or something?? :) - cause she should still celebrate her birthday even if it’s the apocalypse :) THANKYOU

Belated

Wow, k, so I saved this ask in my drafts and now it won’t post which is super cute. Sorry, anon. Anyway, I wrote this fairly quickly? It was just fun to write lmao. ALSO ty @bcnightsquad​ for inspiring me with the drinking game vignette you sent <3

Fandom: The 100
Pairing: Bellarke
Rating: G
Words: 1,381

(ao3)

Bellamy shouldn’t have expected to beat Clarke at pong. He saw her obliterate everyone at every alcohol fueled game during their time at the Dropship, but for some reason he still agreed to play against her tonight. He’s not bad, and she’s had to down a few of her own cups thanks to him, but Clarke has hardly missed a shot. Before he knows it, Bellamy is chugging his last cup in defeat.

“You know,” he says, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand, “seeing as I’m a member of the guard, the legal drinking age is twenty one, and you’re only seventeen, I could arrest you right now if I wanted to.”

With a roll of her eyes, Clarke aims the browned, bent ping pong ball they used to play at Bellamy’s head. “First of all, age restrictions stopped being enforced the day one hundred kids were sent to Earth without adult supervision,” Clarke reminds him. It’s not a written rule but Bellamy supposes it’s true. Age is obsolete when all that matters is survival. “Second,” Clarke continues, “I’m eighteen.”

“Still not of age,” counters Bellamy. He tosses the ping pong ball back to her.

“Must we revisit my first point?”

Clarke’s age has never been something Bellamy focused on. She’s wiser than the oldest Arkadian and more mature than most adults. If her youthful features didn’t play a factor in Bellamy’s perception of her, he would assume she’s the most ancient person on the planet. It’s easy to forget that in reality, the only reason Clarke is on Earth at all is because she was just a kid.

And now she’s not.

Age isn’t important on the ground, birthdays even less so, but people are important. Clarke is important. Especially to Bellamy.

How could he have possibly missed her birthday?

“Since when have you been eighteen?” Bellamy asks.

Clarke shrugs, walking over to the other end of the table to stand with him. “Since Mount Weather, I think. Could have been before that. The council forgot to supply us with calendars.”

“Typical.”

“Not that Priamfaya would spare me if I were still seventeen.”

“You’re literally turning a conversation about your birthday into a discussion about the end of the world.”

“My birthday was months ago, Bellamy.” Any humor Clarke wears slips from her face as she steps into his space. She stares him dead in the eyes when she says “the apocalypse is now.”

Trying for comfort, Bellamy slides his knuckles along the path between her elbow and shoulder. “You really know how to lighten the mood, Princess.”

Frowning, Clarke conks her head against his shoulder and rests it there. Into his sleeve she mumbles a halfhearted “shut up.”

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so I just finished watching the girl king, a movie about christina, queen of sweden and honestly it had the most epic friendzoning in history no other man can compare

this dude like went to the front lines of war for his queen of sweden, like he legit went to the blood soaked battlefields, killed shit tons of catholics, and got her all the treasures she ever asked for, like 1000s of books, a stuffed lioness, lots of cool shit including this rare-ass bible allegedly written by the devil himself–the book she specifically said, u bring me this, im urs, that exact book

so he returns with all this shit, thinking in his nice guy™ mind that of course he’s earned her hand in marriage, of course she’ll be his wife now

nope, she refuses him, she doesn’t even show up to the victory celebration he threw for her

so then, years later, she goes to him + he’s all secluded in this snowy wasteland. he’s been living off the grid, in the wilds of nature, bathing in ice water, dousing himself in stoicism + tears. anyway, when she comes to him, she puts her hand on his and says “now is your time to show your love to me” and of course he’s tripping balls, he’s finally got the girl he earned, the girl he won

but guess what

she makes him her legal “son”–yes her SON, what other friendzoned loser out there can say that his intended made him HER SON? that’s a whole new category now, the SON ZONE–and gives him the throne and just fucking leaves him there in sweden and goes to rome to party it up at the vatican

also she was queer and fucked women and never wanted to marry a dude so - the sucker never stood a chance. at least he got a throne out of it.

anonymous asked:

Hi! ^-^ A question has been bothering me lately and I would love to see your opinion regarding it. In chapter 488, how did Gajeel manage to imagine exactly the way his and Levy's children would look like? Does this mean that the Trouble Twins will remain only as his imagination and won't be canon eventually?? :( How did he know that they will have twins and that they will look exactly like that? This is making me nervous, since I love their twins so much and I really want to see them in canon.:(

DUUUUUDE I AM SO GLAD YOU ASKED THAT!! No like really I had a post sitting in my drafts for a while about this.exact.thing but have been hesitating to post it (for some reason i dont remember) 

ok so in the novel the twins went to the guild and Levy was there and I forget who else was there (irrelevant either way) and she wanted to help the twins look for their parents but she was going to go on a mission with Gajeel and she was waiting around for him and then he showed up at the entrance and he called out to her basically saying that they had to leave already. 

Now.here.is.what.I.think.went.the.fuck.down

Gajeel saw them. 

Gajeel saw little Shutora and Yajeh and by whatever fucking reason, be it their scent or their plain-as-fuck appearance, he knew they were his. We do not know what his reaction was in regards to them and vice versa of the kiddies but he must have known they were his and Levy’s children. Because really, Gajeel’s imagination was way too vivid and accurate to be just simple imagination and wishful thinking. If he did not know they were his, then Mashima could’ve just made the image of a family in a generic picture of him or Levy holding a swaddled baby with no features showing, but Mashima made.it.a.point to include them in his imagination so alike in features, verifying whose twins they were and most likely verifying the fact that Gajeel knew he was going to be a daddy to little blue haired twins some time in the future. 

So don’t worry noni I am so sure that we are going to see them in canon we just got to be patient

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female awesome meme: [4/5] warrior characters | Nancy Wheeler (Stranger Things)

I don’t think my parents ever loved each other. They must’ve married for some reason. My mom was young. My dad was older, but he had a cushy job, money, came from a good family. So they bought a nice house at the end of the cul-de-sac… and started their nuclear family. Screw that. Yeah. Screw that.

JB Imagine - Pacify Her

A/N - A lovely anon requested a JB imagine inspired by the song ‘Pacify Her’ by Melanie Martinez so here it is! I’ve never done anything like this before so I hope it’s good! Keep sending in your requests and I’ll add them to my drafts as soon as I can~

Tired, blue boy walks my way
Holding a girl’s hand

Jaebum knew the relationship was going nowhere. Something inside him was screaming to just break up with her before anything could escalate and lead to a messy end. She hadn’t done anything wrong; he had just fallen out of love with her. He hated the thought of ending things with her but he knew he’d need to do it at some point. However, he couldn’t think of a way to do it without any good reason. That was until he bumped into a mysterious girl. She had radiant skin that practically glowed in the sunlight. Her hair shone and her eyes sparkled with pure happiness and beauty. Any other time he would have approached her and introduced himself. But today he was with her, their hands locked together. The mysterious girl eyed him up, clearly liking what she saw until she laid eyes on his eyes intertwined with hers. Jaebum locked his eyes onto hers and knew this wouldn’t be the last he saw of her.

Someone told me stay away from things that aren’t yours
But was he yours, if he wanted me so bad?

Meeting with this mysterious girl again was probably not Jaebum’s best idea but why not? She clearly wanted to know him and he wanted to know her. The girl knew she shouldn’t be meeting with a taken man but she just couldn’t help herself. Besides, this was purely platonic. Well, maybe the way he had trailed his eyes over her body wasn’t but his actions didn’t show that he wanted her. But without a doubt did Jaebum want her. He wasn’t the type of man to cheat on his girlfriend and would definitely not let that happen. But maybe he had just found his reason to break up with her…

Pacify her
She’s getting on my nerves

Every time they would arrange to spend time together, she was there. She had to make sure that she latched herself onto Jaebum’s arm and hold onto that last thread keeping their relationship together. It was getting frustrating how nothing could stop her from being around whenever plans were made between Jaebum and (Y/N). Clearly she could see the chemistry between them but for some reason, Jaebum just wouldn’t end the relationship. Something prevented him from doing it. And even he didn’t know what it was.

You don’t love her
Stop lying with those words

(Y/N) would watch them interact and see the lack of emotion is his eyes as he told her he loved her. He was lying to her face just to keep her happy but (Y/N) could see right through it. But now they’d finally be having some time alone and she could ask him the personal questions that would just completely unravel him and his inner thoughts. She’d be able to see exactly who he was without having to worry about her. The filter that usually sat between them could go.

Loving her seems tiring
So boy, just love me, down, down, down

“You know, considering you’ve been together for so long, you don’t seem to love her all that much.”
“What’s it to you?”
“Come on, Jaebum. You must be blind if you can’t see it. I like you and I know part of you likes me. Why are you still with her if that spark has just gone?”
“I don’t want to hurt her.”
“But aren’t you hurting her more if you keep up this façade?”
“I know I am. But I can tell she still thinks we’re just as happy as we used to be. How can I shatter that for her?”
“Sometimes you have to do what’s best for you and your happiness over the happiness of someone else.”
“Why are you always right, (Y/N)?”
“It’s my superpower.”
“If you say so. I guess I’ll go and do it. Wish me luck.”
“Good luck, Jaebum. And remember, I’ll be here if you need me.”
“I assume you don’t mean that in an innocent sense?”
“Of course I don’t, Jaebum.”

Someone told me stay away from things that aren’t yours
But was he yours, if he wanted me so bad?

“This is all your fault! If it wasn’t for you, Jaebum and I would be happy!”
“Your relationship was dead before I showed up. It just took some encouragement for Jaebum to finally get on and do something he knew he should have done weeks ago!”
“Bitch. Jaebum was mine and you stole him from me! I know he spent the night with you last night. And don’t lie to me.”
“So what if he did? You were broken up by then and it was Jaebum’s choice. Anyway, he was never ‘yours’. He’s his own person and shouldn’t be treated like an object like that. Anyway, if he really was ‘yours’ then why did he want me so bad?” That sent her over the edge. (Y/N) knew just how to tick her off and get her to become the screaming mess that had been concealed ever since Jaebum met her.

You don’t love her
Stop lying with those words 

“What the hell are you doing here? I told you last night how I’ve felt for weeks and that it’s not (Y/N)’s fault.”
“Jaebum, please. You don’t love her. Stop lying and come back home.”
“Sorry but as I said last night, this relationship has been one-sided for a while now. I just don’t love you anymore and I’m sorry. But this is it and I’d appreciate it if you didn’t bother (Y/N). She has done nothing wrong but fall for someone.”
“She took you from me.”
“No, she saved me from something I was too scared to save myself from. I don’t love you and if I said I did then I’d be lying so please, don’t make this any harder than it needs to be.”
“Fine. I’ll leave.” Once she had left, a weight was taken from Jaebum’s shoulders and he could finally breathe again. Now that she was no longer something to worry about, he could have the relationship he had wanted for so long. Everything had fallen into place for both him and (Y/N).

anonymous asked:

i thought u posted the theo raeken smut?? that's what my notifications said? im so confused ahah 😂❤️

I did post it love! Like four times but had to delete it every time since my tumblr is acting up and none of my tags are working at all.. they seem to work on everything BUT my imagines for some odd reason so idk what to do rn… I’m not gonna post any imagines until that problem is fixed but I’m hoping it’ll go back to normal very soon, I’ve so many imagines saved in my drafts that I want to post and the Theo Raeken smut :(((( 

so i cleared my drafts           threw out old memes & threads with inactive blogs and i can once again breathe. i got some things in the queue & i have tomorrow off & the next few days are only short shifts !!! so consider this a MUTUALS ONLY STARTER CALL.

tumblr rp... malfunction?

Well as many of you are probably aware by now, it seems Tumblr has decided to deactivate my roleplay blog (http://darknesscall-rp.tumblr.com) because reasons. Basically I contacted them because some posts weren’t showing up in the tags yesterday and today when I tried to log in the whole thing went puff, gone. 

SO

I have already contacted @staff (again) in order to get some answers, maybe?? but until that happens (if it happens) there’s nothing I can do. If someone knows something or wants to give me some ideas, or wants to send some supportive words tbqh because I basically lost all my posts and the stuff I had drafted so I’m sort of freaking out, my ask is totally open! 

But I wanted to explain because I’ve been talking about this for weeks and really, I’m just as surprised as you are. So let’s see what happens! 

///Sorry I have been so inactive lately!!! I have just been waiting to hide lately and not do anything, it has nothing to do with anything, this is just me, like I’ve had a small creative muse to draw as you saw that I re logged a picture from my personal blog and tagged some one in it… But I haven’t forgotten about existing threads!!! I will tag those below that I have threads saved with in my drafts, so I apologize again that its taking me a while to get to them… I’m just in a hiding mood lately for some reason…

@imnahhiwatari@reinagoochirorp@2etokaiba@askakefia I have our threads saved in drafts so don’t worry you have not been forgotten :) ///
True Love Pt. 3

Part 2

Summary: Pietro takes you out on your first date and things get heated in Clint’s barn…*blushes* Also a very cute Clint story at the end!

Warnings: Smut!! But mostly fluff. 

A/N: Sorry this is coming so late! I was away the past two weeks and when I came back I was too tired to write and I’m sick with jet lag and I was going to post this earlier today…But then my computer spazzed and deleted everything before I could finish! I don’t like to save things in my drafts because for some reason there’s always a glitch when I post afterwards and usually as long as I keep the tab open my work always stays there but this time it decided to backfire and delete all of my hard work before I had a chance to share it with you. And it was so good too! So I rewrote it all today. Enjoy :)


It had been a few days since you and Pietro had confessed your love for each other. You and the team ended up staying longer than a weekend because Fury didn’t have any missions for you and Steve thought that the team deserved a break. This just gave you and Pietro time to hide in different parts of the farm and make out. You two still kept your relationship a secret because you knew Clint would kill Pietro if he found out and forbid you two from being with each other ever again. But aside from your more intimate moments the two of you also found time to take care of the kids. They all absolutely adored Pietro, much to Laura’s delight and Clint’s disappointment. 

Cooper loved to play wrestle with Pietro and both him and Lila loved it when Pietro would race them around the barn. And Lila was very excited about your relationship with Pietro. One day you were giving Nathaniel his bottle outside on the steps while Pietro was swinging Lila on the swing and she asked him “When are you and Auntie Y/N going to get married?” 

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Carnivàle 1.01 - Milfay

Before the beginning, after the great war between Heaven and Hell, God created the Earth, and gave dominion over it to the crafty ape he called man. And to each generation there was born a creature of light, and a creature of darkness. And great armies clashed by night in the ancient war between good and evil. There was magic then, nobility, and unimaginable cruelty. And so it was. Until the day that a false sun exploded over Trinity, and man traded away wonder for reason.

First of all @illestmisfit challenged me to do this thing but I didn’t realize my ask box was off!! Sorry to anyone who’s wanted to message me potentially and couldn’t.
Secondly: Craig I h8 u so much rn. Do u KNOW how much it’s taken me to post this. It took me 20 min to delete all the other numbers that weren’t multiples of 5 because my computer as being asinine for some reason and acting like it was freaking dial up. Decided to save it as a draft and go to my phone. Had to copy and paste it because it came up all screwy. Now I have to answer like 30 questions. Yeah. h8 u. Thank u. But I don’t like u. Anyway here we go


5: What three things/people do you think of most each day: Um. Jesus, my future wife, and my friends/ food, work, and church
10: Are you allergic to anything? Nope!
15: Do you have a favorite Youtuber? I do!! I have 2-3 tbh. Markiplier, good mythical mornings Rhett and link, and I also really love Julian smith!
20: Do you like space or the ocean more? Space. The ocean is terrifying
25: Favorite star? Ryan Reynolds. Oh wait 
30: Favorite movie? There’s way too many. I love any superhero movies. Nicholas sparks movies. Dead poets society, perks of being a wallflower, good will hunting, bedtime stories. Star Wars. I’m a huge movie person tbh
35: Where would you like to travel and/or live? I’d love to travel to Italy and see the canals and take gondola rides
40: Hugs or kisses? Never kissed anyone so I guess hugs
45: Do you smoke or have you ever done so? I have not. Not about that life
50: Can you do the splits? In my dreams only
55: When did you feel happiest? When I was actively participating as a youth ministry worker 
60: Do you believe in evolution? I do not 
65: Name three of your favorite blogs. Uhhh, @fearsdrownedinperfectlove @strength-dignity @ohhelloitsa @ocean-chasing @illestmisfit @happinesswithinsouls I can’t pick 3
70: Can your dog roll over on command, if you have a dog? Nope but my dog is good at sit and go outside and stopping when I say stop barking, and staying when I say stay 
75: Can you do a front flip? In my dreams
80: Some thing you wish did exist: I wish Oreo-o’s still existed. Man those were good
85: How many followers do you have? Like 2 tbh. (36 I think)
90: If you were an animal, which one would you be? Definitely an otter or a fox
95: Do you like to wear camo? How would anyone find me, that’s a dumb question 
100: A store you love? Amazon
105: Do you drink milk? Yes I certainly do, that’s how I got these *flexes*
110: Nosiest question you have ever been asked? I have no idea tbh. 
115: Someone you’d like to kiss or cuddle right now: ahahaha u wish I’d say 
120: Fruits or vegetables? Fruit who would choose vegetables come on
125: Do you believe in a certain magical creature? I believe Bigfoot exists somewhere. He’s not magical but he’s magical to me
130: Who would you like to punch in the face right now? @illestmisfit for making me do this many
135: Do you get motion sickness or seasickness? Nope!!
140: Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends? I did not 
145: How many languages do you speak fluently? 1 englsih!!
150: Name three people you would like to talk to right now in person. Um jesus, hannah, diana, 
155: Do you like to play with others’ hair? Im not a pervert
160: How many posts do you have on your blog(s)? Like 450?
165: Longest your hair has ever been: 23 inches, i have no idea. Was longer when i was much youngee
170: Did you answer the questions you wer asked truthfully? Yes. (Or did i)