i had the worst time with the text

my moms friend came over and was showin me the anniversary gift she got my parents that had an S stitched into it, n she said “the S stands for slaughter :^)” (our last name) and then i think a demon possessed my body for a second cuz my response was “oh cool, i thought it stood for sluts haha”

Yoongi as your boyfriend would include...

Originally posted by yoongles

  • Okays now lets begin
  • I feel like Yoongi wouldn’t date someone unless he knew a little about them
  • So you two would start of as friends (even if he liked you when he first met you, he just wouldn’t be comfortable starting a relationship with someone he didn’t know)
  • Anywayyy, both of you would be friends for awhile just so he could make sure what he felt for you was real
  • And when he knew it was the real deal there was no holding this boy back
  • He wouldn’t waste any time telling you he loved you
  • It would most likely be in the middle of the night when he confessed
  • He would ring the doorbell of your apartment (ignoring the string of curse words that followed and the large bang that he could only assume was you falling out of your bed)
  • You would open the door with messy hair and lopsided bunny pajamas but he wouldn’t care
  • Yoongi would kiss you right then and there, not giving a damn that you just rolled out of bed
  • He’d smile into the kiss once he felt you reciporcate
  • He would pull back and stare in your sleepy eyes, watching in amusement as you tried to form words
  • But then he’d just go, “Shh, I need to go back to sleep” before brushing past you into yOUR APARTMENT leaving you dazed and confused to question yourself what the fuck just happened
  • You’d just leave him be though, it wasn’t worth getting you eyes scratched out for waking him up
  • Over the next few weeks everyone would be kind of confused
  • They couldn’t figure out whether you and Yoongi were actually dating or just friends
  • However, one fatal night in Yoongi’s studio in the middle of making out Taehyung would burst in
  • Before running back out in the hallway screaming “oh my gOD THEY ARE DATING! FINALLY!”
  • You would giggle slightly which was then cut off by Yoongi sticking his tongue in your mouth again (rude boi)
  • There was no filter in your relationship btw
  • Yoongi would kiss you everywhere and anywhere he wanted
  • He’d also grab your ass a lot
  • So yeah he’s a big fan of PDA despite him not seeming like it
  • He just loves showing you off
  • He’d secretly dedicate lyrics to you during concerts, winking and pointing to where you sat, letting everyone know that you were his and he was yours
  • Yoongi would also be really possessive and jealous, but not to the point where it became overbearing
  • It’s just little looks and glares he’d send to the person who dared flirting with you
  • This also caused the boys to start flirting with you just to annoy Yoongi
  • You two were deemed the ‘grandma and grandpa of bangtan’ and believe me you both lived up to that title
  • You two spent most of your dates in the dorm and complained about anything and everything
  • There was also hardly a time when the both of you weren’t asleep together (not like that…)
  • Taehyung and Jungkook would constantly record the both of you for future blackmail
  • But even those two couldn’t deny that you both didn’t look adorable
  • You were the only one that could actually get Yoongi to relax
  • When the boys got worried that Yoongi was overworking himself they called you over, already knowing he wouldn’t listen to them
  • But once you arrived you’d pull him over to the studio couch, ignoring his whines, and he’d instantly fall asleep in your arms
  • Whenever he was on tour he’d ditch recording sessions and dance practices despite your protests just so he could skype you
  • Most of the time it’d be really sweet as you both exchanged “I love you’s”
  • But other times it’d become quite naughty if you know what I mean ;));)
  • He’d also send you encouraging texts throughout the day to help you get through work/school
  • You two would rarely fight
  • But when you did it was B R U T E L
  • You and Yoongi are both hardheaded and stubborn so it was hard to agree on some things
  • Your fights would include screaming matches and bringing up pointless things from the past that added fuel to the fire
  • The aftermath of the fight was the worst part
  • Yourself and Yoongi had a hard time apologizing so you two would ignore each other for a few days
  • However, after thinking about it for a long time one of you would apologize
  • And the other would immediately forgive them because you both missed each other so much
  • Yoongi would also be a big cuddlier in private
  • He loved having you in his arms on his days off, cherishing the way your body seemed to fit so perfectly with his
  • Overall you and Yoongi had the cutest relationship that most were jealous of
  • He wouldn’t know what he would do without you

Originally posted by kinkyoongi93

  • Now lets get to the sexy stuff ;)
  • Yoongi wouldn’t go easy on you when you got down and dirty
  • Don’t get me wrong, there were times when you had soft sensual love making
  • But most of the time he would be very rough
  • Slight kitten kink (okay huge kitten kink)
  • He’d love having you on top, not because he couldn’t be bothered doing anything but because he wanted to admire your fucked out state while riding him
  • Yoongi would love pulling your hair
  • He’d probably do it while he was kissing down your neck to expose more of it or when he was taking you from behind, then he’d bunch it into a makeshift ponytail
  • He’s pretty experimental in bed but he would make sure he remained dominant
  • Even when you were on top he’d hold your hips and guide you onto his dick
  • Most of the time you’d come out with multiple bruises on your hips due to his roughness
  • This boy would absolutely L O V E marking you as his
  • It was unlikely for you to have no love bits after sex
  • He’d leave them all over your neck, collarbones, chest and thighs making it impossible for you to cover them
  • As I said before he’s a jealous lover, so every time someone as much looked at you he’d make sure you remembered who you belonged to that night
  • He’s also the daddy type (he prefers kitten and princess though)
  • Yoongi would make you strip for him and would buy you the most expensive lingerie only for it to be ripped off your body later
  • Obviously he’s big on eating you out
  • But again he loved having you on top
  • You weren’t sure about it at first but once Yoongi grabbed you by your thighs and ordered you to sit on his face you’d practically melt
  • He would eat you out as a form of roleplay, it was his favorite thing to do before you two actually got started
  • He loved the way you pulled at his dark locks while looking into his intense eyes, as his tongue teased your clit
  • He is also a big post-sex cuddlier
  • He wanted to relax after intimate moments with you, so having your nude body pressed against his was like a dream
  • In conclusion you and Yoongi were practically the cutest couple (and the hottest of course ;))

Anyway I hope you guys liked this. I’m thinking about making this a mini series for each member just like my fake texts. Let me know what you guys thought! (。♥‿♥。)

Taehyung and Jungkook

SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)

originally from frommemetoyou

  • [text] Are you lost?
  • [text] NO! That was a typo
  • [text] Did you buy it?
  • [text] I think I’m a mermaid
  • [text] I know it’s 3am, but come over and cook for me. 
  • [text] Too lazy to booty call, so have this text instead
  • [text] Need to bury a body, it’s urgent.
  • [text] Are you sure there’s no monsters?
  • [text] It was an accident.
  • [text] lol fuk da police
  • [text] send me a picture and i’ll be home quicker ;)
  • [text] Well maybe I broke my tongue!
  • [text] Please tell me you’re free today! I’ve got some big news today.
  • [text] Got a spare ticket, do you want to come?
  • [text] Do you have a spare mankini I can borrow?
  • [text] Is fancy dress allowed at the wedding?
  • [text] I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
  • [text] We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead… I just rolled off and tapped out. 
  • [text] Like alphabetically, I’d say a t?
  • [text] I’m sorry if throwing up in the back of your dad’s car ruined our friendship :(
  • [text] there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night singing karaoke and drink out of juice cartons. don’t judge me.
  • [text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today.
  • [text] Do you know where I am?
  • [text] My wedding is in 5 hours and I have no idea where I am. Help!
  • [text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. I’ve never been so broken.
  • [text] Is “head down ass up” an appropriate way to say good morning?
  • [text] That is definitely not healthy, in fact I’m not sure it’s legal to send that sort of picture?
  • [text] There isn’t enough cookie dough ice cream at home, so I’ll be heartbroken tomorrow instead.
  • [text] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension
  • [text] No no don’t leave me, who’s going to walk me home
  • [text] She wheeled me home in a trolley and sad she loved me, I think I win.
  • [text] My dick just got serenaded.
  • [text] I ate the whole wheel of cheese. Help.
  • [text] I’ve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now they’re getting into it and it’s a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates
  • [text] The fridge is fully stocked. I’m either hallucinating or this is a miracle
  • [text] I need you to help me clean the house because I have visitors in less than an hour???
  • [text] Your brother is at the front door- WHAT DO I SAY?!
  • [text] It’s all fun and games till someone says you’re so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you
  • [text] I’m in A&E but I don’t really know why
  • [text] Went to bed with a 10, just about woke up with a 2 and a half
  • [text] I think I’m officially a homewrecker because his wife just walked in screaming and he said it’s not what it looks like. I mean what else could it look like? I wasn’t trimming his hairs with my mouth?!
  • [text] My night ended with me crying in a gutter, I hate you.
  • [text] He’s decorated the toilet with his urine. I never want to see him ever again, tell him he has 2 minutes to get out of our house.
  • [text] Don’t talk to me! You tried to trade me for a glass of wine and a cigarette!
  • [text] I promise I’ll get everyone to jelly wrestle with us xox
  • [text] I am armed with a crown, a sash and a bouquet of flowers. Don’t test me.
  • [text] I think I got married last night?
  • [text] I think I got married on impulse last night… and after looking a second time, I don’t think i’ve made any mistakes.
  • [text] My mouth tastes like poor choices
  • [text] I didn’t let go of the mechanical bull, but they had to pull me off because… it was rough just the way I like it and I think that showed?
  • [text] If I say it was accidental you’ll just say I’m lying
  • [text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere
  • [text] You’re my hero
  • [text] You’re the worst thing to ever happen to me, thank you
  • [text] Have you ever had a good idea in your life?
  • [text] Are we going to end up in the hospital again?
  • [text] It’s not a good night if I don’t end up crying into your mother’s lap.
  • [text] Mark my words, your dad will be my sugar daddy, he’ll marry me and you’ll have to call me momma bear and I will interrupt your sex life with condoms and condiments.
  • [text] I’m may be allergic to nuts, but not his.
  • [text] She high fived me out of pity
  • [text] You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
  • [text] You just walked in, rated their performance, dragged in three other people to clap for them, then walked back out.
  • [text] You kept calling me baby Jesus and trying to see what wise men had to say about my hair…
  • [text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked
  • [text] I am a responsible adult, I brought home a lost kitten and let it shit in your room
  • [text] I accidentally talked myself into a threesome, when did I become so smooth?
  • [text] It may or may not have been your sister…
  • [text] It may or may not have been your brother…
  • [text] If you’re not coming over with food, don’t come over at all
  • [text] Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My co-worker is talking to me about her birds having sex again…
  • [text] Buy me a helicopter, I will give you the last slice of pizza. pls. this is important. okay maybe the crust?
  • [text] Let’s never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
  • [text] I tried to put lipstick on my eyeballs, help.
  • [text] I told her my cum counts as protein shake and she sent a text to my gran saying I ate her cat.
  • [text] If you don’t fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we’re alone in your room, I’m returning you to the boyfriend store
  • [text] I accidentally sexted your mum, I’m sorry xox
  • [text] There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
  • [text] I feel like you’re pretending I didn’t bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a “comfy place to sit”
  • [text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really don’t know what you took, but you need a babysitter.
  • [text]  I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a “let’s fuck” way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of “let me wash your hair” way.
What's the worst thing a man has ever told you in an attempt to hit on you?

My boyfriend was killed in a car wreck by a drunk driver one year ago. He had to be cremated. I am in college, and at the time I was walking across campus when his mother texted me that the cremation had been done. I fell to the ground in tears. A guy came up to me, picked me up off the ground and hugged me. I just cried into his shoulder and told him what had just happened, saying something like “my boyfriend died..”. He said “well, do you want a new one?”

Dear high school seniors,

Please please please stay strong. This time of year is tough for a lot of us for different reasons. Some of us are been rejected from all colleges and others are getting into their dream schools but are denied financial aid. Whatever the situation is please remember that your self-worth is much greater than this and where you are accepted (or not) does not reflect who you are. Please stay positive and remember that whatever is meant to happen will happen and you are worth so much more than some number on a paper. 

Back Massages

Pairing: Dylan x Reader

Author: @ninja-stiles

Words: 2393

Warnings: unprotected sex, explicit language

Authors Note: I’m really excited about this one! There will also be a part two that I’ll have to start working on! I want to thank @thelittlestkitsune for mentioning to me for this to be sinful and giving me a few pointers! A HUGE thanks goes to @smutandahalf for reading this over plenty of times and helping me express what I was saying better and helping on a few parts I didn’t know how to explain. 

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Two Nights Stand Part 10 ( Final part)

Summary: (Modern Au) After a bad breakup, your roommate insists that you need to a one night stand to end your dry spell. Following her advice, you have a bad one night stand with Bucky Barnes, but what happened when you are forced to spend time with him?

Paring: Bucky x Reader

Words: 1895

Warnings: This is vaguely inspired by a movie of the same name. Fluffy loads of fluffy.

A/n: Thanks to @drinkfantasy for being my beta.

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9

Originally posted by metal-armed-jesus

Originally posted by everythingrelationshipsx

Credits to the gifs owners

You wake up with the sound of people talking, their voices aren’t familiar and you can’t recognize what they are saying but they seem happy. They sure are laughing a lot. You move around still in bed, feeling a strong pair of arms around your waist holding you in place.

When you open your eyes, you see Bucky sleeping beside you with a content smile on his lips. There is no doubt that the last 24 four hours were chaotic, for a moment you felt like you were feeling insane but now it all feels natural.

You gently trace your fingers on Bucky’s jawline, if the last 24 hours were emotional to you, you can’t imagine how it was to him. “Should we wake them up?” You hear a woman asking from outside the room, you hope that the person who she is talking to says no. You are not ready to face anybody, especially after your behavior yesterday. Why did you have to be so awkward?

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i-m-somewhere-in-neverland  asked:

I've been struggling a lot w my depression and suicidal thoughts/urges lately. I hardly ever reach out to a professional but things were getting so bad that I did. And every time I did, they don't seem to care and just send me home even though I do have plans and everything. I just feel so invalidated and worthless; like, why do I bother y'know? Maybe the universe is sending me a sign that I really shouldn't be here. Sorry for the rant, but I'm really lonely & I feel like no one understands.

The first thing I want you to know, is that you matter and you are loved. 

It sounds like your Depression is being a dick right now, and that is awful. I’m so sorry. I had a terrible day yesterday, and my Depression was really giving me a hard time, but it’s better today.

I want you to reach out again. Get on the phone and call  1-800-273-TALK (8255) you’ll be connected to a person who is there because they want to help you. If you’re uncomfortable calling, you can Text HOME to 741741 from anywhere in the USA, anytime, about any type of crisis. 

You are not alone in this fight, and you will get through this.

I am so sorry that you feel lonely. That’s just the worst feeling, and I remember it well. Please know that you matter and you are loved (which I know I just said, but it is important and true and is worth repeating.) 

Don’t give up. Get back on the phone and ask a professional for some help, because you are worth it and you will get through this. 

Check in with me and let me know how it’s going, okay? I’m thinking about you and I care.

Meet Me Inside - Part 7

Part 6 | Masterlist Part 8

Relationship: Bucky x Reader

Summary: You really wanted your last year to go without a hitch so you could finally get your Masters degree. But then Professor Barnes walks in to your lecture. And he makes it a whole lot harder to focus.

A/N: Again a huge thanks to @poe-also-bucky for this idea, I haven’t written a chapter this quickly in a while

Warnings: Language

Words: 1583

Originally posted by pinkywinky44

You managed to forget about Barnes barging past, it seemed he had left not soon after the incident and the night went on without him.  

Saturday morning wasn’t a fun occasion, what with your throbbing headache and a strong case of sandpaper tongue. And Sunday was spent at Natasha’s apartment helping her clean it out. How she managed to let so much crap build up was beyond your understanding.

And so Monday morning rolls around once more as your alarm jolts you awake. The idea of seeing Professor Barnes again makes you happier than you’d care to admit. Get a grip, woman.

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Waiting For You

Author: @dylan-ohbrien
Pairing: Mitch Rapp x Reader
Wordcount: 3,565
Warnings: Language and allllll the smut
A/N: So after watching the American Assassin trailer, I, like many others, was shook to the core with all the shirtlessness, sexiness, perfectness, that Dylan brought to my little computer screen. All of that inspired me to do this little oneshot thing. I haven’t read the books so I don’t really know anything about his character, this was just my interpretation based kind of off what I’d seen in the trailer. Anywho, I hope you guys like it! Let me know what you think!

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Bother me on my phone? I'll make sure you can't use yours for a day or two.

I wake up this morning to a local number calling me. Because of the increase in scam calls from local area codes I decide to ignore this one. Another call comes in. Ignore. Third call comes in and I’m thinking that it might actually be someone local and that it must be urgent. I answer and hear “FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING MY PHONE?”. I respond with, “I don’t know who you are. Quit my calling my phone bro.” and hang up.

I then receive three text messages back to back stating, “QUit cALLinG me BItCh”, “LOsE My FucCKIng nUmBER yOu pEicE of SHit”, “FUCK YOU”. I’m not in the mood to be called a bitch and harassed first thing in the morning so I text him back saying some not so nice things and we have a long shit talking text conversation back and forth. It escalated with him sending me an address saying to come fight him (on the worst street in the worst area of my big city) which I assumed was fake.

Instead of physical confrontation I used the little bit of extra time I had this morning to make sure that the Craigslist world knew he had a brand new AT&T iPhone 8 64GB for a very reasonable and valuable price ($625). His phone was off within the next 30 minutes of me posting the ad. It’s been off ever since, and now it’s late here.

I decided I’ll delete the ad tomorrow. In our back and forth I told him I’d ruin his day and that he’d know very soon. I just wish I was there to see his face after him figuring out why his phone was ringing off the hook with people wanting to buy his cheap iPhone 8. I’m not gonna come fight you tough guy, but because you caught me on a bad day I’ll gladly ruin yours a little bit.

Flames (Peter Parker x Female Reader)

Request: Hey honey! How are you? Can I have an imagine that you are the youngest avenger and in love with your friend peter parker? when he figures it out he distants himself cuz he likes liz. but with new scholarship program jean (your bff) and pietro (your ex) comes to the tower and something blossoms again between pietro and you so Peter becomes jealous and finally realizes his feelings? I would really like to read that so pls?? <3 Love you!

Word Count: 1,796

A/N: decided to try out Peter’s POV for this one and honestly I kinda loved it ngl. Hope you enjoy!! -Claire xx

Originally posted by over-et

“Oh, god, Y/N, how many times can I embarrass myself in front of her?” I run a frustrated hand through my hair.

Y/N sighed, rolling her eyes. “Calm down, Peter. You knocked over a book.”
“I knocked over her book!”

“And then you picked it up, like a gentleman, and said sorry-”

“I stuttered, like an idiot, for fifteen minutes.”
“It was thirty seconds. I was there.”

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Thrilling New AU Scenarios for your OTP!
  • I keep having dreams that I’m killing you over and over again and now it’s getting awkward between us. AU
  • I’m driving on the highway and almost run over you because why are you lying in the middle of the road?! AU
  • I pull up at a gas station and watch you working from my car before finally building up the courage to go inside and talk to you. You’re not too happy. AU
  • You walked into the room and a light burst. And now you won’t shut up about how sparks literally flew when we met. AU
  • I kicked you out and you have nowhere to go.. And now I feel like a jackass. AU
  • After going missing and losing my entire memory. You find me married to someone else. And that breaks your heart. AU
  • You’ve never had sex so I try to help you out but you end up embarrassing yourself and now I can’t stop laughing. AU
  • While we’re playing a board game I get angry and fling it off of a table, but you say nothing and now I’m a fucking idiot. AU
  • After getting into an argument I go to a gas station and try to make it up to you with porn and sweets. Except they ran out of sweets. And you’re still mad. AU
  • Your friends get mad at you for sticking up for me and so they tell you to get rid of me. But instead you decide you’d rather have me instead. AU
  • I keep checking in on you while you are sleeping and you always wake up at the worst time possible, making it seem like I’ve been watching you for a while. Which, of course, I haven’t been… AU
  • After getting lost in the forest you immediately take off on your own. And now I’ll stop at nothing to find you even though I already found a way out. AU
  • After I have a mental breakdown I decide to show up naked to apologize. AU
  • When your stepdaughter tries to kill me I realize I had it coming and decide that we should get her a birthday present anyway. AU

Wait…… All of this shit actually fucking happened.

Natasha in 2014:  I don’t know how to cry.  I don’t really do that.

Natasha now:  In case it’s not obvious right now,  I am still holding back tears.  I have not had a chance to bawl yet but I feel like I’m just going to explode at some point throughout the week and it will come out at the worst time.  I’ll probably be in like a public bathroom or something.

Obey- Baekhyun Smut

A/N Here’s a requested Daddy Baekhyun Piece for Hump day! Enjoy! -A

Originally posted by xehun

I opened my eyes and sat up, my arms stretched above my head as a large yawn escaped me. I had just woken up from a much-needed nap when I felt my phone buzz. My eyes widened when I saw what it said.

Received message: Baby girl, you better be ready when I get home. I found your ‘Secret Drawer’ yesterday before I left and I’ve been thinking about it ever since. You’re in so much trouble princess. My hand is twitching just thinking about it.

“Fuck” I said aloud, nervous about the text. Baekhyun was usually the kindest, most caring man on the planet, but when you disobeyed him, he was completely different.

I ran to the drawer that I had hoped to keep secret from him, only to find the one sex toy that I did have was now missing.

I didn’t think it was that big of a deal. I had purchased it a few months ago while he was away on tour, so I had something to entertain me while he was gone.

Baekhyun must have found it and taken it last night, because now I was in for one of the worst punishments I have ever gotten, I would imagine.

He wasn’t thrilled that I had it, and he’s not going to be thrilled when he finds out how many times I’ve used it while he was gone.

Just thinking about the punishment he could deal out made my ass sore. I was not prepared for what would happen when he got home.

I didn’t bother texting him back because I knew better. No amount of sorry would soften the blow, so it was best that I sat quietly and waited for him to get home.

I got myself around, having a quick lunch and cleaning up around the house before I received another message.

Received: I’m on my way home now princess, be ready, and put on the blue outfit I like.

I quickly did as I was told and changed into his favorite teal and dark blue lingerie set, and I patiently waited for him on the bed.

A few minutes later I hear the door open and his keys hit the counter. I waited patiently as his footsteps became louder the closer he got to the bedroom. I heard him toss his jacket onto the couch before he entered the bedroom, creaking the door open slowly.

He looked amazing. His blue and white striped dress shirt fit him perfectly, his sleeves rolled up at the elbow. He had on navy blue trousers that were all but hiding the less than small problem that was currently in his pants. He always got like this when I disobeyed. It fueled him, it made him someone that I wasn’t always used to.

I was so used to the soft, caring Baekhyun, that when he went into daddy mode, it’s like I was with a totally different person. I almost bit my lip in response to how he looked but I quickly stopped myself, my eyes dropping to look down at the bed I was sitting on.

“Baby girl, look at me.” He said, his voice much softer than I had originally anticipated.

I looked up at him, without saying a word. He looked at me and smirked for a moment before his face changed to a stern expression.

“Do you know why you’re in trouble, Princess?” He asked, pacing in front of me. Of course I knew, and I wasn’t about to lie to him, because my punishment would be far, far worse.

I nodded my head, maintaining eye contact with him.

“So, you know what you’ve been hiding from me. Might I ask how long?”

I stammered out a response as best I could “Uh.. a-a-about two m-months ago? W-when you were o-on tour.” I said, nervous at his reaction.

“You mean to tell me you’ve been fucking yourself for two months now behind my back?” He was calm, but his voice was much louder than before, and more serious.

I didn’t say a word. I dropped my head to look at the bed, somewhat ashamed of what I had done.

“How many times?” He asked sternly, walking over to his suitcase.

Again, I remained silent.

“How many fucking times did you use this on yourself (Y/N)?!” he almost shouted at this point.

A heavy sigh escaped my lips. “Five times. That’s it.” I replied.

“Five times you’ve fucked yourself? Five?? Am I not enough?” he scoffed, pulling something from his suitcase.

“NO that’s not it! You weren’t here and I was lonely.” I tried to explain.

“You were lonely? So, you did the job yourself while I was in hotel rooms not touching myself. Remember the deal? The rules? One of the biggest rules we have was that when we weren’t with each other we wouldn’t touch ourselves. You agreed. So now, you deal with the consequences.”

“Y-Yes daddy” I stammered.

“And you used this? of all things?” He asked, holding up my vibrator. It was long, slightly thick, and did the job for when baek was gone, almost matching him in size, almost.

“Jesus (Y/N), No wonder you used it that much while I was gone. Look at it!” He exclaimed, waving it at me.

“Daddy, I”

“No. I am going to punish you now. No more talking. Get on your hands and knees.” He instructed before sitting on the bed, pulling me across his lap.

“You get two very, very hard spankings for each time you fucked yourself with this thing. Got it?”

I nodded my head in understanding and braced myself.

“No no. Don’t you dare tense up, or it’ll make it much worse for you.”

I relaxed my body and waited for him to start.

“I want you to count out loud each time I spank you. Understood Princess?” He instructed.

“Understood, Daddy”, I said, mentally preparing myself for what was about to come.

I closed my eyes and felt the first sting of his hand as it came down hard on my ass, stinging profusely.

“One” I said loud enough for him to hear.

“Two” I said as I felt the second smack.

I continued to count, but by swat 5 my ass felt as if it were on fire, causing my body to respond in more ways than one. I was in pain, but I was also turned on way more than I cared to admit, and I was beginning to soak through my panties.

“Oh you like that baby?” He said as he continued to spank me. “Keep counting.”


“Ten” I said as he finally finished. He rubbed his hand over my ass to help calm the pain a little. The pressure was a welcome relief from the spanking.

He rolled me onto my back, wasting no time. He moved my panties to the side and inserted a finger into me and pumped a few times before giving me my next instruction.

“Since you seem to like this so much, I’m going to fuck you with it, and then I’m going to show you what a proper fucking really is.” He growled as he removed himself from me. “And you’re not allowed to come until I say. Got it?”

“Yes Daddy. Understood” I whimper, not ready for what was about to happen.

He slowly slid the toy into me and began pumping it in and out as he attached his mouth to my clit. He started slow, lapping and sucking at my clit as he pumped in and out of me at an excruciatingly slow pace.

He turned the bottom of the vibrator and it turned on sending pulses through my body. My orgasm was quickly approaching but I knew I had to do what I could to stop myself from coming undone.

I bit my lip hard, almost to the point of drawing blood, I let a long moan escape my lips as I tried so hard to control myself.

“Seems like you like that a lot, huh princess?” He said, a wicked smirk plastered across his face as he looked up at me from between my legs.

He reattached his mouth to my clit and turned the toy once more, the pulses increasing in speed. He pumped it in and out faster than before, and he sucked hard on my clit. I was close to bursting and I was trying so hard not to give in to my orgasm.

I closed my eyes tightly and focused on not coming and before I know it, Baekhyun was removing everything from me completely. He turned the toy off and sat it to the side before speaking.

“So far so good Princess, now let daddy show you how he takes care of his princess.”

He quickly removed his clothes and helped me remove mine before hovering over me.

“I can fuck you better than that toy ever could, Princess. Here. Let me show you.” He said as he slid into me.

“Fuck Daddy” I moaned out as he filled me. He pumped in and out of me slowly at first, then increased his pace, fucking me into the mattress. He pulled my hair hard, yanking my head to one side as he quickly bit and sucked my neck, sure to leave a bruise.

“That’s to show everyone who you fucking belong to. You’re mine princess. And I’m going to show you exactly why.”

He continued fucking me hard and fast, my orgasm building yet again. A string of moans left my mouth as he continued at the intense rate.

“Fuck daddy I’m so close.” I whined, “Please let me come.

“Not yet baby girl. Just wait.” He said as his hand snaked around my throat. He placed pressure on my throat, cutting off my airflow as he continued fucking me hard and fast. “Just a few more moments. I’ll tell you when.”

I looked up at him, keeping eye contact as he pumped in and out of me furiously.

“Come for me, Princess. Now.” He said as he released his hold on my throat. I gasped for air and the rush of oxygen pushed me over the edge. My legs shook violently as I came and I clenched around him hard.

“Fuck Princess you feel so good” he moaned out as his own orgasm took over.

He collapsed on top of me and we stayed there for a few moments. He removed himself from me and headed to the bathroom, returning with a warm wet washcloth and a towel to help me clean up.

“You did so good, Princess. I didn’t hurt you, did I?” He asked, handing me the washcloth

“No Daddy, I’m fine.” I replied, taking the wash cloth from him and cleaning myself off.

“Good. Now about that toy” He began

“I’m sorry Daddy, it will never happen again.” I replied, looking at him innocently.

“Good, because if it happens again, the punishment will be far worse.” He replied, warning me.

“Actually Princess, I may keep this locked up, never know when it may come in handy.” He smirked.

Where Are You When I Need You? (Part 1) || Jughead Jones x Reader

Show: Riverdale

Request(s): Hey! Can you do an imagine where Jughead and the reader get in a fight over him not spending time with her or something like that? Can there be a lot of angst? Thank you😊😊❤️

Hey! I have a request! I was thinking maybe you can do one where the reader and jughead get in a fight or something and the reader then goes to the like and tries to fall into the ice ( like how cheryl did) and jughead and the group go to save them. I love your acc and thank you!

Warning(s): I have a fear that I made this somewhat triggering… Idk. I don’t want to trigger any of you guys so I’m gonna list this as triggering.

A/N: I thought these two requests would work well together. Now, I don’t necessarily know how I would’ve made their fight escalate to the point of the reader wanting to commit suicide like Cheryl wanted to but I did try to make it so the reader was at a low point. Also, I just got my laptop back which irks me because my schedule’s all thrown off now

Word Count: 1585

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I just spent this afternoon and early morning writing the most self-indulgent 2495 words I’ve ever written because I was stressed as hell. 

It’s also on Ao3, but heck to tumblr and their links not showing in tags apparently. Here it is, under the cut. 

A Year Later: Hugo

(A @dreamdaddygame ficlet)

Dadsona/Hugo (Obvs)

Teen, Fluff (mild cursing and slight innuendo)“And this one’s called a camel clutch.”

The entirety of Hugo’s weight is on my lumbar, and his hands are threaded under my chin, pulling my head back.

It’s awful.

When we were still on leg locks, it was sexy. Now it’s just a literal pain in my ass…and neck…and back. But it makes him happy, and I’m only a little sorer than usual the next day.

“How’s that feel? Do you like that stretch, honey?”

Oh my god, he’s getting a sick kick out of this, isn’t he?

“Ew. Really?”

When I look up, Ernest is standing in the doorway of the office looking down at us with a very particular shade of contempt. Hugo drops my chin and immediately moves off of me.

“It’s not what it looks like. We were just wrest-”

“Wrestling. I know. Gross.”

Ernest starts walking off.

“Wait!” Hugo calls out, and Ernest leans back lazily to appear in the doorframe again. “How was your weekend with Mike?”

“Fine. We went to the water park, and he bought me some games.”

“That’s great. So you had fun?”

“Yeah sure.” Ernest shrugs and stomps off down the hall. We can hear the door to his room slam.

Hugo hops onto his feet, then pulls me up, being sure to give me a quick peck on the lips along the way. I could definitely stand for something a little heavier, but we both know we need to get dinner started.

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‘Til Next Time

Pairing: Jensen x Reader

Summary: Reader starts a new job next door to a brewery, which Jensen just happens to be the owner of. 

Word Count: 4395

Warnings: SMUT, NSFW, light bondage, drinking, Dom!Jensen, Sub!Reader

A/N: This is an RPF fic with a few slight changes to real life details, just go with it. I wasn’t going to release this until I had at least attempted to write another chapter to this, but since it is RPF Appreciation Day and someone requested I work on this next, here you go. This fic was inspired when this photo was posted about a month after I started a new job next door to a brewery. Thanks goes to @wi-deangirl77 for the read over, for making sure I stuck with this and for listening to my daily musings about Jensen, the brewery, and where my daydreams were leading my mind to. 

*As always, feedback keeps me writing. Please feed my muse.*

The decision to take the job is easy. It is closer to my dream job than anything else ever has been, but it is still so far off from being in the career I want to be in. Yet, somehow it just seems right.  

The back entrance just happens to be right across the alley from the new brewery that had just opened up 8 months ago. It is a big hit in town and a huge tourist attraction.  A distillery in the middle of downtown with a bar and restaurant attached. Yep, instant success. Actually, that has nothing to do with why the job seems right. The brewery, as a matter of fact, is very annoying. There is constantly construction work being done in the alley, which means it is noisy and very distracting from my work. Although the construction workers aren’t all that bad looking, so I’ll deal with it.

Day two of the new job and I’m late getting to work. Off to a bang up start. I pull into the parking lot and as I am hurrying into the building I look over at the distillers and see the owners of the brewery standing outside talking. I smile and nod, but don’t say anything as I hurry past to get inside, not wanting to make a bad impression on the first week.

I wanted to stop, or at least slow down slightly. To gawk if only for a second at the marvelous specimen of a man that was standing just over 10 feet away. I wanted to smile, say hi and perhaps if I was lucky strike up a conversation. Sigh, maybe next time, if there is a next time. I have to be realistic. Owners don’t always stop by on a regular basis. Sometimes they are more like investors who stop by once every couple of years to make sure things are still running smoothly. It is highly possible I will not catch even the slightest glimpse of him again for several more years. I am hopeful though that I am wrong and that he will not be that type of owner.

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  • Lance: Just so you know, I have lots of talents!
  • Keith: Yes, and one of them is turning a bad situation into the worst case scenario.