COOOOOOOPPERR - that's it. that's the ask.
Y’all, have I ever told you how much I fucking love Cooper Anderson? I should tell you.
Oooh, alright. I’ll make sure to point my finger while I do it. Because if anyone knows the wild world of successful acting, it’s COOPER MOTHERFUCKING ANDERSON.
Look at this Oscar caliber performance. You’re 100% going to check your credit on your website (and sure it’s probably a scam to steal your ssn but you ignore that because of his sweet ass dance moves)
Yes yes, good point Cooper. How about we talk about how you enthrall all the guys, gals, and non-binary pals of Ohio.
And still maintain a warm, loving, and supportive relationship with your younger brother, who totally doesn’t feel jealous at all.
…um, maybe we’ll skip forward a bit?
That’s better. You gorgeous motherfucker should’ve come back. Because the world needs more good advice from Cooper Anderson.
COOPER COME BACK YOU WERE THE BEST GUEST STAR GLEE EVER HAD AND I WANT TO LICK YOU FROM NAVEL TO NIPPLE