well now you have me thinking bout my dog, who is easily 65 pounds, but insists that he is a lapdog. magnus with a giant demon dog on his lap, drinking a martini, enjoying a quiet evening in with man's most frightening friend.
look, welcome to my mind
hellhounds are supposed to look like doberman pinschers (best thing i’ve ever heard) and just imagine this massive black dog with glowing red eyes, tendrils of something magical curling off of it’s body, crawling on top of magnus, whining in the back of it’s throat and opening it’s mouth with glittering teeth to lap a soft wet tongue over his face.
magnus of course indulges this animal, laughing deep in his chest and rubbing between it’s ears, even though it really doesn’t know it’s own strength. magnus feeds it some raw meat and then continues drinking his martini.
an hour later alec walks in and sees this huge animal, terrifying and beautiful settled on magnus’s lap, whining every time magnus doesn’t pet it’s head enough and his eyes go wide. magnus glances up, giving alec a happy smile.
“ah, alexander. meet excalifur.” he says, his eyes shining. the hellhound perks up slightly, watching alec like a hawk as he approaches cautiously. alec holds his hand out after a second, a slow smile spilling across his face.
the dog leans forward, sniffing it experimentally and then opens it’s glittering mouth and leaves alec’s hand a mess of blood tinged drool.
“that’s a good boy.” magnus hums, leaning forward to press a few soft kisses to the black mass of it’s head.
okay but, do you think young Jace and Izzy ever test out how sensitive the parabatai bond can be
“Do you think if I spin around super fast he’ll feel the nausea too??” “,, I wanna say no, don’t do that, but as a scientist,,, Everything must be viewed as a experiment..” 15 minutes later and a green looking Alec bursts in like “S TO P FUC KING SPINNING”
you know, i do think it’s fun to point out how the delicate moral quandaries of batman and the joker, such as, “why doesn’t batman kill the joker?” or “does batman create his villains?” were translated in lego batman to ask something like, “why does the joker sound like he means “fuck” when he says “fight?””
but at the same time, it’s also not… so… different. lego joker was going to blow up / destroy an entire city to preserve he and batman’s relationship. is that really so much better or less intense than killing for batman’s attention? i know lego joker is cute, and i know it’s a children’s movie. beside the point.
what i’m saying is that if you ship it in the lego batman movie, you can’t really call it gross in other verses. uh, more or less.
Oh - sorry - I had to read that again before what was bugging me came to the surface. You may have had a blocked saliva gland? I get them occasionally and when they burst, they do feel like little water balloons. And before they burst, there can be soreness and pressure, but it’s usually very much lower jaw oriented. The Science Side of Tumblr could probably tell you if there’s another gland further up that it could have been!
Possibly a blocked salivary gland (they get stones, go figure). I’ve had one for years that hasn’t really been a bother so I’ve left it (the options to get it sorted are apparently constant massage and that hurts, whereas the blocked gland alone doesn’t so fuck it). So yeah, I’m guessing salivary gland stone (which would mean all your glands like to rebel against you, you poor darling)
I am always struck with abject horror at the idea that there are stones and blockages INSIDE MY MOUTH. I had no idea tonsil stones were a thing until like a couple of months ago and my reaction was one of terror. I DON’T WANT STONES LIVING IN MY MUCUS MEMBRANES.
Maybe whatever it was prevented a stone from forming. God we can only hope. If I have to dig a stone out of my mouth I will legit yell a LOT about it.
God, I’d be worried just because HE didn’t know what it was!
Well, I mean, I don’t know how much anatomical training they have in that particular office – licensed massage therapists get a TON of that stuff but I don’t know how much training you have to have to do head-and-foot reflexology, legally speaking. Also he was quite young, so I don’t think I got the most experienced guy in the place. (Which is fine, really all I wanted was someone to rub my scalp, you don’t need a degree in anatomy for that.)
My bestie is a massage therapist with almost a decade of experience. I read her your post. She says it couldn’t have been a salivary gland that low and towards the side of your face. It was either the massater muscle which can sound like a pop or the tmj joint. If you aren’t hurting in that spot now you are fine. But also your face is definitely haunted.
Perhaps the TMJ, in that case – I’ve had issues with that before in relation to my eustacian tubes.
Ok I know this sounds stupid but I have a hard time trying to understand mess like what's his personality like and his traits again sorry if this sounds stupid
hes very, very closed off .. doesnt trust easy and when he does, it should be super special to the other person !! very observant and analytical , hardly has a filter so he can be a little invasive at times… which is funny considering how he hates invasive people 😳 he isn’t a fan of people being in control of him, and what he does so once again, if he lets you takes the reins, that’s pretty good
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“What if I told you That its just a front To hide the insecurities I have
What if I told you That I’m not as strong As I like to make believe I am
There’s so much I want to say But I’m so scared to give away Every little secret that I hide behind Would you see me differently? And would that be such a bad thing I wonder what it would be like If I told you..”
I’ve been a little busy today, but I’d just like to pop in before I go to work and ask everyone to imagine Sam saying the words, “Don’t stop,” while in bed with Bucky. Breathy voice, all deep and pleasure warm but shaky too.
What I’m saying is their should be more fic where Sam and/or Bucky have really passionate sex and still want more.
That is all.
I’ve noticed you guys like the stuff where Sasuke is embarrassed or trying to impress Hinata or is emotionally hurting over her.
This is not one of those.
Suigestu and Jugo were at a loss.
Sasuke had left his village again. He got approval from his village under the guise of collecting information on the most notorious people connected to the ninja world. This was not all a farce because their former leader was indeed doing what he said, but the real reason he left was because his girlfriend broke up with him. She was the heiress of some renowned clan or something outrageous like that, and both thought it was a bit fitting that Sasuke couldn’t leave any part of his life to normality.
I kinda resent the idea that if you don’t participate in the discourse you’re a bad person, like if you don’t sacrifice in a way others feel is acceptable you’re bad, but also like um…ND and disabled ppl exist so…