i guess we're gonna be ok

A Short Biography of Elrond
  • Elrond: Hi! I'm Elrond, and I live with my mommy and daddy and twin brother Elros. I love my family!
  • Eärendil: *sails away*
  • Maedhros and Maglor: Hello
  • Elwing: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, BITCHES!
  • Elwing: *jumps off cliff*
  • Elwing: *turns into a bird*
  • Everyone: WTF
  • Elrond and Elros: Mommy...
  • Maglor: Oh no, oh no, don't cry, smol baby elves, we'll be your new dads now!
  • Maedhros: Wait, what?
  • Elrond and Elros: Yay!
  • Elrond: And you'll never leave us, will you, new dads?
  • Maedhros and Maglor: ...
  • Maedhros and Maglor: *run off to steal the silmarils*
  • Maedhros: *jumps off a cliff*
  • Elrond: Wait, not again-
  • Maglor: *takes a long walk on the beach and is never seen again*
  • Elrond: Well, I guess it's just you and me, Elros-
  • Elros: Actually, I'm gonna become a human and die.
  • Elrond: Oh... ok, that's cool. That's cool. I'm just gonna become bffs with the new king Gil-Galad
  • Gil-Galad: *dies*
  • Elrond: Well, at least I have a beautiful new wife Celebrian
  • Celebrian: *get's attacked by orcs*
  • Celebrian: I must go into the West to seek healing.
  • Elrond: Of course, darling, don't worry about me, at least I still have our three beautiful children-
  • Arwen: Actually I'm gonna become a human and die.
  • Elladan and Elrohir: And um... we're not coming West with you.
  • Elrond: You know what? I'm done. Nobody fucking appreciates me in Middle-Earth. Sayonara bitches, Elrond out.
DerpCraft: How Many Dates Does It Take?
  • Galm: You know one of the things I really love about Smarty? It's that you can completely shut him down by talking to him about sex.
  • Chilled: *calls Smarty while he's not streaming, but everyone else is*
  • Tom: Oh my <i>god</i>, Chilled
  • Smarty: *answering the phone* Oh hey, I was just about to call you. I'm escaping work.
  • Chilled: Oh, awesome, cool, I just had a quick question. Uh, we haven't started yet, we're just getting things together. This is more I guess for my own personal thing, so don't talk to the other guys about this, uh-
  • Smarty: I can <i>not</i> hear you, hold on one sec
  • Aphex: *cry-laughing*
  • Chilled: Ok, how was work bro?
  • Galm: He's gonna reveal a bunch of private details
  • Chilled: You there though?
  • Smarty: Yeah, what's up?
  • Chilled: So, serious question, and I need to kinda know- after how many dates you have sex with a woman? Like, is it two? Three?
  • Smarty: ... What?
  • Chilled: Like, I'm just- I'm in three years of dates, like, is it three dates? Did I get the numbers confused? How many-
  • Smarty: Can I just ask you a question? Are you currently on the livestream?
  • Chilled: NO! We haven't started yet- Aphex, being typical Aphex, didn't show up yet. I think we said 5pm-
  • Smarty: Hold on, wait, what?
  • Chilled: So, three dates? Alright, we'll talk about it more afterwards, get back safe buddy.
  • Smarty: ... I can tell you're on the livestream right now
  • Aphex: <i>*wheezing*</i>
  • Chilled: I'm not livestreaming, cross my heart. I am not live streaming.
  • Smarty: ... I just checked <i>Twitter</i>?
  • Chilled: ... Well, maybe <i>they're</i> livestreaming. Smarty, I gotta go something's going on, there's a creeper in my house, bye Smarty-
What went down in The Pharaoh
  • INTRO SEQUENCE
  • Ladybug: *is swinging*
  • Alya: and we're live on the Ladyblog, we can see that Ladybug is swinging
  • Ladybug: oh god she's doing this s**t again
  • Ladybug: *throws textbook at Alya*
  • Alya: HOLY S**T WHY IS SHE THROWING A TEXTBOOK AT ME?!
  • Ladybug: that's what you get, Alya!
  • Marinette: well that was fun!
  • Tikki: this is not a good use of your powers
  • Marinette: say, do you wanna tell me about some history
  • Tikki: sure! I'm more than 5000 years old, and once I helped stop a pharaoh from resurrecting his dead wife
  • Marinette: cool! and you're just telling me that outright rather than forcing me to drag Alya to the Louvre in a series of cryptic riddles?
  • Tikki: why would I do that? it sounds unnecessary
  • Marinette: true. anyway, all this talk of history made me want to go to the Louvre, so imma meet Alya there
  • Marinette and Alya: *meet at the Louvre*
  • Alya: so anyway, Ladybug threw this textbook at me, and imma figure out why
  • Marinette: maybe because you're always filming her?
  • Alya: why would she have a problem with that?
  • Marinette: idk
  • Jalil: hey dad so what if I make a bunch of zombie mummies and then resurrect this pharaoh's dead wife?
  • Mr. Kubdel: *smacks Jalil upside the head with a priceless artifact*
  • Jalil: well this sucks
  • Hawkmoth: here, I'll help you make it happen
  • Jalil: do you mean my proposed method actually works for resurrecting people, thereby suggesting that Egyptian gods exist, or do you mean you'll make a butterfly that has the same effect
  • Hawkmoth: idk, lemme check
  • Hawkmoth: miraculousladybug.wikia.com/wiki/Egyptian_papyrus
  • Hawkmoth: looks like that's just a thing that works, with or without an akuma
  • Jalil: if you can just resurrect people like that, why do you need Ladybug's and Chat Noir's Miraculouses?
  • Hawkmoth: ok time for you to transform now
  • Marinette: me too!
  • Pharaoh: I call upon the power of Sekhmet to make Ladybug get rekt
  • Chat Noir: *is there somehow*
  • Pharaoh: kk cool, I'm taking Alya
  • Ladybug: *throws textbook at Alya*
  • Alya: not helping!
  • People: *are milling about outside pyramid*
  • Pharaoh: hey guys you wanna be mummies
  • People: no
  • Pharaoh: I call upon the power of Anubis to pretend they said yes
  • Ladybug: Chat Noir, whatever you do, don't antagonize the mummies
  • Chat Noir: hey mummies, let's be antagonized
  • Pharaoh: you'll never guess the final stage of my plan, Ladybug
  • Ladybug: it's gonna be a sky beam
  • Ladybug: that's gonna shoot up from the top of the pyramid
  • Ladybug: and it's gonna go into a weird portal hole
  • Pharaoh: you've encountered this sort of thing before?
  • Ladybug: only in every blockbuster this decade
  • Pharaoh: *takes Alya to the top of the sky beam*
  • Chat Noir: and somehow, Ladybug did not anticipate that
  • Ladybug: lucky charm!
  • *costume happens*
  • Ladybug: ok Chat Noir, put on this costume and then he'll think you're me
  • Chat Noir: hey Pharaoh, I'm Ladybug, here's my Miraculous
  • Ladybug: aaaaaaaand GOTCHA!
  • Chat Noir: I am a master of disguise
  • Ladybug: *frees akuma*
  • Alya: well I guess we're done h—
  • Ladybug: *throws textbook at Alya*
  • ROLL CREDITS
In the studio brainstorming the 100th TMNT episode...
  • Nick Animation: Ok so TMNT is getting it's 100th episode! What's it going to be? Another 80s throwback? Clip-show?
  • Brandon: ....let's kill a turtle
  • Nick Animation: Uhh...oh, ok? I guess? Will it be a somber death like Splinter in the season 3 finale?
  • Ciro: Nah, we're gonna make 'em explode.
  • Nick Animation: Wha! Uh, jeez um, fine? Well which turtle did you have in mind?
  • Brandon: Well Leo's already had a bunch of injuries, and Raph would be too obvious.
  • Ciro: And we could never kill Mikey...so Donnie is our lucky guy!
  • Nick Animation: WHAT?! But he's already been through so much with "Same as it Never Was" in 2003, and Issue #44 in IDW!!!
  • Brandon: I know! Let's keep up the trend! Fans will love it!
  • Ciro: And we'll get Pete to write the episode.
  • Peter DiCicco: Hey.
  • Nick Animation: But he's notorious for writing episodes that specifically torture Donatello!
  • Brandon: Yeah he'll do a great job!
  • Nick Animation: Whew, fine. So, who's going to kill him? Shredder? Some space villain?
  • Brandon&Ciro: April.
  • Nick Animation: THE GIRL HE HAS A CRUSH ON IS GOING TO KILL HIM??!?!?!
  • Ciro: Yup
  • Nick Animation: Dear Lord...Well, at least it'll be a private, intimate moment, right? Just the two of them working things out.
  • Brandon: Oh no we'll make his brothers watch
  • Nick Animation: Sweet Jesus.
  • Ciro: And instead of saying he's dead, we'll just say he's been "molecularly deconstructed" or something so no one will know
  • Nick Animation: OH! Oh well then that's fine then, if he wasn't really dead!
  • Fandom: -__-

“Patience”

ok but remember “waitforme” and that ended up being the video for Pax East?

Pax West is coming up in two months guys….

i think we might be in for the long haul. and i am terrified haha T-T 

Ok but what if Cloud had spilt personality so bad that his kid self surfaced during a fight with AC Sephiroth and he’s just gone from pissed off I’m-gonna-murder-you mode to smiling goofily and asking shyly for an autograph in three seconds flat. 

Meanwhile, Seph is all exasperated “Cloud, call the other one back right now. Gaiadamnit, we were in the middle of fighting.”

  • Sombra: I DID IT! I FINALLY HAVE YOU!
  • Lucio: huh?
  • Sombra: YOU THINK YOU'RE SO PURE BUT I GOT YOU! hahaha I finally have some dirt on you and I'm gonna use it.
  • Tracer: Oh no.
  • D.VA: WE'RE DOOMED!
  • Lucio: Ok...what do you got?
  • Sombra: *whispers*
  • Lucio: Oh wow, I almost forgot about that. Guess you got me.
  • Sombra: hahaha AHAHAHAHAHAH! I WIN! YOU...what are you doing.
  • Lucio: Hey, Dad. I need to talk to you.
  • Sombra: What?
  • 76: What is it, Lucio?
  • Lucio: So I kinda made a big mistake in the past. It was at a concert in India and it got kinda out of hand with some glowstick goo...
  • 76: Oh we already know about that. Everyone does.
  • Lucio: really?
  • Sombra: no.
  • 76: Yeah don't worry. These things happen to the best of us.
  • Sombra: NO! *sparks fly*
  • Lucio: Well I guess I was all worked up over nothing...is he ok?
  • Tracer: ...He really is too pure for this world.

anonymous asked:

I guess what is making me doubt is the fact that it's going so fast&they both seem really happy&blowing kisses. And we're gonna get them kissing and being all over each other at his nye party. And then still hanging out, her meeting his family and even a pic with Doris and Ernest. A little hand holding, even kissing in public and goodbye when she leaves. Like he's not fighting it. He's adding to it. Which makes me doubt. He's never looked this happy and he's never been this extra with a stunt.

Ok so let’s look at this positively: this stunt is a means to an end, i.e. the end to BabyGate.  So of course Louis is moderately happy about it because he knows the baby bullshit will end soon.  And I think you’re making a giant leap to “get them kissing & being all over each other at his NYE part & even a pic w/ Doris & Ernest” because we have zero confirmation that she’s even going to London.  And he did NOT kiss her goodbye, regardless of what the stalkers said.  I don’t think this Louis equals happy Louis…I think it means “I’m doing what I need to do to get back to my husband”

Because THIS is happy Louis

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troye’s instagram + troye’s instagram

  • Ruki: we're done with the first day of the tour in Toyosu PIT! I had soooo much fun and it was a really nice view! I guess, small (box) venues really are just great!
  • from here on our LIVES will be even more energetic so let's all make something good, ok?
  • thanks, Toyosu!
  • next one is Sendai PIT! we're gonna open fire!
  • Reita: that was our first STANDING LIVE in Japan in a long time. thank you, Toyosu! it was fun. but we're so not done yet so let's keep going! more and more and more, until you should be able to die. me too, of course. but for today, let's sleep. you guys all go to sleep as well! great job!
  • Aoi: waaah, thanks for the great time! after all, LIVES are just great, aren't theeeey?! it was a great feeling! 🎉
  • I dunno how to say it, it's just that, aah the GazettE's LIVEs, you know, I guess, our fans are just the coolest, huuuhー. it was that kind of LIVE.
  • next one is Sendai, be there!
  • emmerdale: we're gonna make robert say a couple of nasty things for our new whodunit storyline ok?
  • fandom: um i guess...
  • robert: i slept with other men, you murdered jackson, your self harm is hilarious, you're nothing without me, you even failed at suicide
  • fandom: wtf is this