a new-ish hockey fan: makes a funny post about hockey, exaggerating for comedic effect.
a Real™ Hockey Fan: Wow. Wow. This is the most offensive thing I’ve ever laid eyes on in all my years. I don’t even have time to explain how wrong you are. Did you learn all that from Check, Please? Can you name any player other than Snidney Crosbey? I’ll have you know I have been following Hockey from the Womb and I will not stand for a blight upon the the sanctity of this sport… [10,000 word essay about why bandwagon fans are Ruining hockey].
the second pic was supposed the bc the colouring i was going for originally bc i wanted to try out one layer colouring w/o lineart but then i realized i Suck so i just went w/ my normal colouring style
Anakin’s Force Ghost: [exhausted and disheveled, rubbing his eyes] OK…read what we have so far back to me. Obi-Wan’s Force Ghost: [putting on reading glasses] All right. “One - steal his mask and then tell him he doesn’t get it back unless he does what you say”, “Two - catfish him online and attempt to siphon away money from the First Order until it dissolves”, “Three - tell him that the light side has hotter ginger guys if that’s what he’s into” – awww…Anakin… Anakin: [winks] Obi-Wan: – “Four - kidnap him and send him to one of those cult-deprogramming places” – Anakin: …wouldn’t have worked on me. Obi-Wan: – and “Five” – well, actually the next 15 lines just say “kick his ass”, which I don’t think we’re allowed to do anymore. Anakin: [throws his pen at the wall] But why can’t we just go kick his ass? That kid is out there, sullying my name… Obi-Wan: …well in fairness I think you really got the ball rolling there – Anakin: …and concealing a full head of Skywalker Hair. ON PURPOSE! Obi-Wan: [clenching his fist] The man is a monster. He must be stopped.