i guess that would be silly

Regarding Dean

Dean and Sam found you in the midst of packing your duffel – your face contorted with rage. You had spent all night searching for Dean after he ditched you at the bar, and it pissed you off to no end when you didn’t receive one call or even a goddamn text.

“Y/N, no, wait –“

“Sam, if you so much defend your brother right now, I will punch you. Let me guess, you found him hungover as hell at some diner.” You laughed humorlessly, refusing to look at the two brothers that stood by the door. Dean watched you in awe, a silly grin on his face as he watched you.

“If you would just listen for one minute I can explain what happened,” Sam tried again, he was sick of this already – trying to help Dean but he had pissed too many people off in the span of 24 hours. Quickly whirling around, you scowled at the two of them, becoming livid at the cheesy grin on your boyfriend’s face. It took everything in you not to roundhouse kick him. You had worried all night, praying to every higher power that he was okay – but of course, he acted like nothing happened.

“Well hello, gorgeous. And who might you be?” Dean smirked, licking his lips as he took in the sight of you.

“Fuck you, Dean. I’m done. I can’t do this anymore,” You hissed, unshed tears brimming your eyes. Why would he act like this? The two of you had been good…more than good for the past few months now ever since you realized that he hadn’t died from the bomb implanted in him to wipe out the Darkness.

“Whoa, feisty, babe. I’m sure we can work out whatever your problem is,” He merely winked, shoving his hands into the front pockets of his slacks. It took you a moment to process what he had said, eyes wide in disbelief. Turning towards Sam, you waited for an explanation for Dean’s behavior.

“Is he still drunk?” You seethed, raking your fingers through your hair, shoulders tense at the stupidity of the situation.

“No, Y/N. Now shut up and listen. He’s been hexed-“

“What? Sam! What the fuck!”

“It’s his memory. Apparently it’s disappearing, he crashed Baby because he forgot how to put it in reverse. He didn’t even know that he was hexed until we retraced his steps. He’s…forgetting people,” He winced slightly, knowing this would be painful for both you and him if he didn’t kill the damn witch siblings.

“So he doesn’t…Dean?” The eldest Winchester looked at you with a wide boyish grin, eager for your attention as you addressed him. “You don’t know who I am?”

His brows furrowed at you, wondering why you would ask such a question when he was positive he would remember someone like you. He turned to look at his brother, silently asking for help.

“That’s Y/N, Dean. She’s been hunting with us for the past 10 years or so. She’s, um – “

“I’m your girlfriend, Dean.”

Both you and Sam watched Dean process your words, brows furrowed in confusion before a wide boyish grin graced his lips, a smile you hadn’t seen since …god it had been over a decade. It took your breath away, watching how childish and just so carefree Dean was.

“Y/N, is my girlfriend? Oh lord, what did I do to have such a beautiful girl?” He murmured appreciatively, his calloused fingers reaching up and brushing a few strands of hair away from my face. You blushed. Honest-to-Chuck blushed. Sure you and Dean had your moments where the flirting was intense and still held that spark that had yet to die ever since you met him. But this was different. It was as if Dean was falling in love with you all over again and you enjoyed it way more than you should have.

“You’re lucky you have a reason as to what happened last night or else your ass would be out on the side of the road by now,” you playfully scowled at him, only to have him watch you with excitement at the fact that you were talking to him. Taking his hand, you led him over to the bed, sitting down next to him as you waited for Sam to finish his call with Rowena. You could feel Dean’s stare as you watched TV. “Could you not do that?” You grinned, watching as he bashfully looked away from you.

“Sorry it’s just, I can’t believe I can’t remember someone like you. I can – um, I can feel how much I loved, er, love you though and it’s quite frustrating to not have memories with it,” His words sent your heart racing against your chest, dammit Winchester. Even with him losing his memory, he was still just as charming as ever without even realizing it. 

I remember the night you told me finding me was like walking into the fanciest jewelry store and seeing the most exquisite gold necklace, one that you knew you would never be able to replace, it was expensive and one of a kind. I remember laughing and making a silly joke about how some people settle for the fake gold you find for 24.99 at your local Walmart; the kind that you told me you were allergic to, the kind that turns your skin green. You giggled and told me, ‘Never.’

I guess they were right to say, ‘Never say never,’ because you returned something that you could have had for a lifetime for something that will taint every inch of your skin it touches.

—  You lost something that would’ve finally illuminated everything you are and were becoming for something that will disfigure everything you could be

Look, Lillie, I know we’ve been calling this thing ‘Nebby’ the whole time….buuuuuutttt…..

It gave me the option to name it is all I’m sayin’ >>;;

4

Well, I guess we’ll just have to wait and see. Unless there really is a secret fourth episode, as some of you seem to think. Ha! That would be silly. Ha ha! [exaggerated shifty eyes] (x)

Cards on the table? I don’t think there’s a secret fourth full episode they’re going to surprise!air on TV. That would have… all sorts of problems in execution.

But I have noticed that there might be just enough unexplained stuff concentrated at one point in the filming timeline to suggest Rachel Talalay could’ve directed a short bonus minisode. And of course the official YouTube channel people would be the ones to know about that.

Not trying to get anyone’s hopes up, including my own.

But I guess what happens next depends on how dangerous a game the marketing folks have decided to play here…

Beloved Wife Day (1/31)

Yup, again, Japanese like to name each day as some kind of special day. And January 31 is called “愛妻の日”, meaning “Beloved Wife Day”. So, I came up with something silly as usual. Here we go!

Question: Did you give any gift to your wife on Beloved Wife Day (1/31)?

Sasuke: All taken care of. 

Shikamaru:Well… I guess…

Sai: I hope she likes it.

Naruto: I would say YES.

Chouji:Yup! Should be good!!




“Executive Restaurant Dinner Voucher for Two”

anonymous asked:

hello! um...i dont know how to put this but um...i wanted to ask for both of your permission to make a silly amv involving your chara from this AU. i want to keep it a surprise, but i just prefer to ask first. Thank you!

Sure, go ahead! But… you’re on anon… so I can’t reply privately… guess the cat’s outta the bag now! 

  • Zero : So this is Christmas.
  • Kaname : Good observation.
  • Zero : A time to forgive and forget.
  • Kaname : I guess it is.
  • Zero : Yuuki would love that.
  • Kaname : Most definitely.
  • Zero : ... I still hope you choke on blood.
  • Kaname : And I can't wait for you to shoot yourself with the Bloody Rose, like the idiot you are.
  • Yuuki, hidden and crying : One step closer, this is a Christmas miracle!

miraculoushufflepufftrash  asked:

Heckapoo x Tom????? Yes?????

Don’t be silly, demons travel through dimensions using walls of fire. Why would Tom ever interact with the forger of scissors. 
Your dream ship is never going to be.

Sorry. I… sometimes I need to shatter hopes. Hekapoo was a fun,  just roughly characterized character, so I guess that she can be easily shipped with anyone, in fanon material!

Junkrat Fandom

Okay, yes. I love me some Junkrat, in almost any way shape and form. And I love to see all of these interesting ships, and while I don’t get some of them, I still respect them.

But I mean, come on guys.

Junkrat, the insane, adorable little basket case that he is. To lable him as outright gay, is honestly just silly. Do I ship roadrat? Oh hell yeah. However, I also think that when it came down to it, junkrat would fuck anything that offered itself up to him (except maybe an omnic). He’s a nut job, who probably just wants to fuck in general.

I also don’t get all the hetero hate Tumblr has in the overwatch Fandom. As far as I can tell, from most posts, the consensus is that every hero. Every. Single. One. Is gay, pan, asexual, or bi, to this community. I guess I just don’t get it.

Like I said. I like a lot of ships and respect everyone’s own opinions or headcannons, but sometimes I just don’t get the needless projection of minority sexualities.

Also side note, I also don’t get Trans junkrat either. I mean, look at his highlight intros. He shoots a bomb into his crotch, and grasps for his balls. I mean, if that’s not telltale that he has male genitals, I don’t know what is.

I apologize for the rant, as I have been silently lurking on here for a while. And I don’t mean this as any hate. I’m just confused, and would like to understand why this happens to most if not all Fandoms represented on here. Is it strictly because of users needing to project themselves into characters they enjoy? Is it for fun? Or do people honestly believe this as truth?

(Also as a general point, everybody needs to stop hating on others for their ships and opinions. All ships deserve to sail even if you don’t agree with them.)

All I’m asking for is civil clarification, to better understand this community, and whether or not I should actually be part of it.

Okay, so I’m kinda blown away by the notes on my soulmark au post, and the replies and tags people have added to it are so incredibly sweet. So first off, thank you so much to everyone who likes my silly au idea! 

And second: here’s more!

I’ve talked a lot about specific people, but I want to get more into the lore of how a world with soulmarks would work. I’m probably going to end up changing my mind on some of this stuff later as I go back and rewatch episodes, but for now, here are the ideas I’m the most solid on. 

  • The Ashari people see the marks as blessings, something to be treasured and embraced. They don’t worry too much about whether the people who bear their words are meant to be romantic or platonic soulmates as they assume that will become clear when they meet the person who speaks them. And in either case, they’re (almost) always thrilled to have their soulmates as a part of their life. 
  • For goliaths, the handprints are marks of honor, although it’s sometimes a little more difficult to find the person they belong to. Usually, it’s hard to be sure until the hand meets the place it’s imprinted on someone else, although that part seems to sort itself out. Many goliaths find that their hand naturally falls to land on the print that matches. 
  • In general, soulmark words are seen as a good thing. There are some people who hate the idea because they don’t really like being told who they ought to end up with and they go out of their way to try to avoid meeting the people who might say the words on their skin.
  • Generally, people are born with all the words they’ll ever have. There are rare cases of people discovering a new soulmark. This tends to happen when something very drastic and unexpected happens that alters the course of someone’s life. (This happens most often with the words of a god suddenly appearing on someone’s skin.)
  • The number of soulmarks varies pretty wildly, although most people have at least two. 
  • Platonic soulmarks are more common, though most aren’t aware of this as romantic soulmarks get more attention and focus. 
  • People with magical powers, or those that are more in tune with magic or nature often feel a slight tingle where the words are on their skin just before they hear them spoken, though this doesn’t always happen. 
  • If someone kills one of their soulmates, the words often burn or sting as they fade to gray. 
  • It’s fairly common for clerics and paladins to have words from their deity, although this often takes people by surprise as it’s not well known outside of Vasselheim. 
  • Words from a dragonborn (or a dragon) tend to feel slightly warmer or cooler to the touch depending on the elemental affinity of the dragonborn. 
  • Soulmarks can be unrequited (meaning one person has words from someone, but the other person does not). It’s very rare and usually quite unpleasant for both parties.  
  • There are procedures that can remove someone’s words that require a very advanced magical ritual. Generally, it’s very heavily frowned upon to have the words removed unless they have turned gray, in which case people are more understanding. 
  • When someone dies, their words turn gray on all their soulmates’ skin, as if the color has drained away from them completely. The effect is not always instantaneous. If the soulmates are far apart (either physically or emotionally) it can take some time for the color to drain away.

This is getting kinda long, but this is most of what I’ve got thought out for right now. I’ll definitely keep making posts about this as long as people want to read them though! I’m also happy to answer any questions about this (that’ll probably help me think of explanations and lore that hasn’t occurred to me yet)

niasglamour  asked:

What do you think the tlc couples do for Valentine's Day?

You mean besides talk about how silly Valentine’s Day is and boycott it? Quite honestly, I think with the busy lives they all lead, most of them wouldn’t even remember what day of the week it is, let alone remember Valentine’s Day, but I guess if you wanna be mushy about it…

  • Cinder definitely would not remember it was Valentine’s Day and when one of the maids reminds her, she’d just stare into the middle distance for a bit and wonder if she should get Kai a present or something. Then she would start to freak out over it, wondering if Kai expected a present or something. 
    • There would be an immediate comm to Iko where she will be berated for 15 minutes straight on the importance of declaring one’s love and how romance is dead and yada yada.
    • Cinder would then get even more flustered because not only is she getting a lecture from Iko, but now she’s late for a council meeting she didn’t even want to go to in the first place. 
      • She finally gets to the conference room, only to find Kai inside by himself. His Valentine’s Day present to her is that he canceled all of her meetings for the day and they spend the whole day eating cake in bed.
  • Scarlet and Wolf would have absolutely no idea it’s Valentine’s Day and would spend the whole day doing work on the farm until the sun starts to set and they walk hand-in-hand back to the farmhouse, tired and in much need of baths. 
    • They only know it’s Valentine’s Day when they see a basket stuffed full of goodies like wine, chocolate covered strawberries, and bubble bath with a little note from Emelie, reminding them not to work so hard. They quickly make use of all the items in the basket.
  • Cress and Thorne only know it’s Valentine’s Day because they have to stay on top of their delivery schedule. Even though Cress is dying on the inside, she doesn’t bring it up to Thorne for fear of him thinking she’s silly. Of course, all of that concern is thrown out the window when Thorne surprises her with a huge stuffed bear and she squeals and jumps up and down.
    • In Thorne’s pursuit to give Cress all of the Earthen experiences her heart could hope for, he showers her with chocolates and red roses, but in the end, after they have a particularly tiring day of deliveries, the chocolates, the flowers, and the bear are forgotten and they just snuggle on the couch.
  • Jacin spends Valentine’s Day exactly the same way as he spends all his other days after the revolution, staring at Winter and telling her how beautiful she is; holding her hand and pressing kisses into her knuckles.

short silly ficlet based on this post by @cat-pun bc i showed it to my partner and they said robbie would be into it (didn’t wanna reblog it with this tho, bc i worried that might be rude) anyway just assume robbie and sport are like… good as married. or married. whatever floats your boat 

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“It’s a bit tight,” Sportacus said, lifting his legs. The leather creaked ominously. The spikes were spiky.

The skull on the belt was… a skull.

Robbie stared. If Sportacus had been less busy trying to blow his hair out of his eyes, he would’ve noticed Robbie had been staring for the past five minutes, not speaking, not moving, strangely still.

“Stephanie seemed to like it,” Sportacus said, perking up a little. He examined the bracelet – it was a lovely bracelet, he had to admit, even if he didn’t personally go for black and spiky. Well-crafted. It made a statement, the kind of statement Stephanie currently wanted to make, and Sportacus was more than happy to help her hold the megaphone.

Robbie made a sound like a drying parrot. Sportacus focused on him, at last, his brows furrowing worriedly.

“Are you okay?” He paused. “Do you need some water? Your throat sounds very dry.”

“We need to go,” Robbie said suddenly, urgently, coming back to life as if someone’d plugged him in.

“Go where?” Sportacus blinked. He looked down at his chest. The crystal sat there in content silence around its new, black casing.

“Go to the- “ Robbie gestured vaguely and a little wildly, nearly prodding himself in the eye, “the, the – thing. Room. Bedroom. Mine. Down below.”

“But,” Sportacus was nonplussed, glancing up at the merrily shining sun. “It’s not 8:08 yet, Robbie.”

Robbie inched closer, looming above Sportacus. There was a faint, almost unhinged gleam in his eyes. He reached out, taking Sportacus’ hand very decisively.

The bedroom,” he hissed.

“Oh!” Sportacus said, and then smiled shyly. “Really? Right now? I was going to- “

“And-“ Robbie paused, swallowing, his gaze flickering down at Sportacus’ new getup. “Keep those on. All – all of it.”

“Oh,” Sportacus said, and then: “Oh.”

Robbie made a gleeful little sound.

Sportacus reached up, slowly, and pushed his goggles down, before happily letting himself be led away behind the cow billboard.  

Happy Birthday, multi-fandom-girl2!

November 24 - “The Star Spangled Man with a-Oops, sorry.” Steve/Darcy soulmate meet-cute for @multi-fandom-girl2

“So,” said Jane, peering around the palatial room they’d been led to, “what do you think they’re like?”

“The other Avengers?” Darcy shrugged. “I expect they’re okay. Stark’s been pretty nice to you, anyway.“

"Well, I think he kind of had to be, because Thor would be pretty annoyed if he wasn’t,” Jane responded. “I just wonder about the others, you know? They all seem fairly… I don’t know… intimidating.”

“Well, Hawkeye was nice, that time we met him in New Mexico,” Darcy pointed out. “He bought you a very large bottle of whiskey after the whole thing went down, anyway.”

“Yeah, but the others…” Jane shrugged. “I don’t know. I guess I’m just being silly.“

Darcy grinned, and gently poked her friend. “Don’t be silly. You are a brilliant scientist, and the Avengers are lucky to have you. There’s nothing to be scared of, I’m sure in no time you will have them all wrapped around that tiny little finger of yours.”

Jane shook her head, laughing. “Darcy, don’t be silly, you’re more likely to have them eating out of your hand, or at least your baking,” she teased, knowing quite well Darcy was nursing a crush on one of the Avengers. “Do you think Captain America likes brownies?”

Darcy gave her a light shove, chuckling. “You know that everyone likes my brownies! I’m sure even the Star-Spangled Man With A Plan will enjoy them!”

What?“ Jane said, eyes wide.

"Haven’t you ever seen those old showreels with Captain America and his troupe of USO showgirls during World War II? Selling war bonds and singing about punching Hitler in the face?”

Jane shook her head incredulously. “I do not believe that this occurred, Darcy. You’re making it up.”

Darcy grinned. “Oh my God, have you ever got some laughs coming, I know just where to find those online. Stark’s probably got copies just for annoying-the-Captain purposes anyway.”

Going up on tiptoe in a mockery of a showgirl pose, sticking her chest out and tossing her hair, she sang “Who’ll rise or fall, give his all for America? Who’s here to prove that we can? The Star-Spangled Man with a Plaaaan!

Darcy danced and twirled around, not noticing the look of horror on Jane’s face, or the throat-cutting motions the other woman was frantically making at her. Doing a high-kick and a twirl, she lost her balance a little and stumbled into an extremely large and solid person standing just behind her. “Oops, sorry!“

Darcy’s eyes tracked up, and up. To recognise the face of the very man whose old routine she’d just been parodying to try and make Jane lighten up and stop worrying. She wanted to fall through the floor with humiliation, and from his expression Steve Rogers felt pretty much the same way, his mouth open, his blue eyes wide with shock.

"I’m really sorry, I didn’t mean to mock you, I was just trying to tell Jane about the old World War II…” Darcy trailed off, a red blush creeping up across her face.

Steve swallowed. “That’s quite alright,“ he said. "You’re already forgiven.”

It was Darcy’s turn for her jaw to drop open, her eyes going very wide.

“Uh, Darcy,” Jane said, “isn’t that your soulmark?”

“I was wondering that,” Steve said, “since mine happens to be oops, sorry.”

Otp meme

Warren Worthington iii x reader

Which one sexts like a straight white boy?
Warren oh my god
(“Wyd… ;)” “what would you do if I was there lol”)
Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?
Probably you but he’d tear a little if it was a sad one
Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?
Him 10/10 he’d forget it was on the plate and almost burn the house down
Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing?
Him, you definitely fuck with him though
“Guess who?”
“Is it that really cute guy Peter?”
Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?
Probably you, Warren is a human furnace without a doubt
Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon?
Him, he’d sit down and see that something was on but can’t find the remote so you’d come home to him just sitting on the couch (the same place he was when you left that morning) just mocking Kris Jenner and doing the perfect Kim K voice
Who laughs more during sex?
If there’s any laughing I think it’d come from you, Warren is a dominant boi in bed and there’s nobody that can tell me different
WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON?
You because his giant ass wings