i guess my tag will be

tiddy shance because I had a stressful day and I needed to doodle this happy Lance
also just bingewatched half of a Brooklyn 99 season, so now I think in camera close ups

Just went to change the email I use on here only to find the email I was going to use already has a Tumblr. Went to see why I had two accounts. Found a fucking. Jean-Jacques Rousseau roleplay blog. No posts. One follower, a bot. Not a porn bot, a cheese bot. What the fuck.

I feel like making gifs rn so pls excuse me if there is a gif dump in like a few hours. I apologize in advance :^) {/grovel}

anonymous asked:

Have you been a tinhatter long, or is it mostly a running joke?

ha–calling me a tinhatter is massively overstating the shape of things. I suppose you’re referring to my tag my tinhat is small and rakish, where sometimes I do get a teensy bit extra about the whole J2 relationship thing. The tinhat remains very small–more of a fascinator, really–because a) their actual lives are none of my business, b) actual proper RPF squicks me, and c) Occam’s razor, which is my favorite way to interact with the world, indicates that, yeah, they’re just extra-best friends whose dongles have probably never touched.

Calling it a running joke is probably accurate–and yet there is still the fascinator-sized tinhat (and a fascinator is an apt name for it), because–I know a lot of men, and have seen lots of male friendship, and I have never seen a friendship that deep or powerful or… intimate, let’s say, between any two straight men I’ve ever known. There’s still no proper belief, not really–but it is very, very, very easy to see a slight alternate universe where it’s all true. (Also why, while I can’t read non-AU J2 because of the above-mentioned squick, I can deal with… call it canon-divergence J2, where there are no wives or kids because two men met at an audition once and then… happily ever after.)

fanfiction
  • tumblr: "He thrust in slowly with a low groan..."
  • ao3: "His hands splayed across my chest as he whispered my name..."
  • wattpad: tHEN I woKe UP WITH a BonER AND WaS lIke WoW LETS Go mAke bReakFASt
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Honour the paladins of old.

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The hugodamien secret ending extended cut