i guess i'm live blogging this

anonymous asked:

today i learned cottage cheese is a cultural thing, wow! i'm not a huge fan but i don't mind it in some foods, but i just always thought it's a thing everyone has in their fridges? apparently not (my dog loves it lol)

it’s not uncommon to have it in your fridge at least if you live in america…most people i talk to don’t like it tho. i had no idea people were eating it in SANDWICHES but i guess you learn something new every day

to be fair dogs love most foods

waiting for a hurricane to hit is the weirdest fucking thing because life goes on as usual until the city is underwater. apart from the empty store shelves, the hundred new tin cans of food in your pantry, the extra days off school or work, and the dried up gas stations, everything is more or less the same. everyone knows what is coming, and we all know it’s gonna be devastating, but we just keep going?? there is concern and a little bit of fear but not gut wrenching, widespread panic. maybe we’re just used to it by now, or have gotten complacent or numb to the devastation of a hurricane since its been so long since we’ve had a really bad one, I don’t know. it’s like a cloud of tension hangs over the entire region, like we’re all holding our breath, as we wait for the inevitable, but there is nothing we can do to stop it so, why panic?

what I’m saying is “the calm before the storm” has a whole new meaning for me.

anonymous asked:

my college (counts as a school i guess since it's ages 16-18) literally doesn't have any dress codes. none. some guy turned up to class in a pikachu onesie the other week, i shit you not, and nobody batted an eye. we also have an lgbt+ social club where queer folk and allies can meet up. I'm genuinely concerned by the strictness of some o' your schools on this blog.

we don’t have an LGBT+ social club cuz we live in TEXAS where they hate the GAYS and them BISEXUALS such as ME but no homo

anonymous asked:

1/2 - I started taking J2 as the real deal when Jensen announced to move to Austin. I remember I was like 'r u fucking kidding me' when I heard the news (I thought it was a rumor at first, how naive of me). Jensen, you already spent 24/7 hanging out with Jared on set and now you're telling me you guys are going to be neighbors that lives like, a miles away? It just screams official to me. Anyway, I'm curious do you know what had happened before the announcement, or after? I'm not looking for

2/2 - anything specific. However, I consider moving to another state to be a big decision, so I guess I’m interested if you’ve suspect something unusual that year? Thank you! All your observations are pure GOLD to me! Have a lovely week :)            

Hello, dear anon!

Thank you for the lovely words directed at my humble little blog. I agree that the move to Austin was definitely a huge, HUGE deal! It’s probably the biggest reason I’m a tinhat. I mean, one would think it would be enough to spend most of the year with one’s bestie. From the “bromance” point of view, I really can’t make sense of it.

I fear I’m going to have to disappoint you, sweet anon - I’m fairly new to the fandom and wasn’t following any actor gossip at the time all of this happened. Back then, I was only watching Supernatural without a clue of what goes on behind the scenes. I was a casual fan, one would day. Here’s a little something I put together a while back. Unfortunately it looks like the interview video is gone now, though!

As for the gossip and general atmosphere surrounding the official move, I can try to summon a friend who knows quite a bit of J2 history. Let’s try this!

*prepares an elaborate summoning ritual* *dances, bangs drums* *chants and sings* *dances some more* *exclaims* @jdumblr! Can I kindly request that you’d take part in this? I’m asking really nicely and there may or may not be pastries prepared for you. :)

And as for you, sweet anon, I hope you have a glorious week! I hope my dance moves and singing wasn’t a bit too much for you.

Originally posted by deeceetrash

anonymous asked:

It's official, you have corrupted my pure soul. I was shopping for Father's Day cards today and there was a whole bunch with "Daddy" on the front and Otabek just kept popping into my head whenever I saw them. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME........(but srsly I love this blog so much <3) -J

After one of the classic “oh-shit-yuri-accidentally-called-otabek-daddy-in-front-of-the-others” moments, you bet your ass that JJ bought Otabek a card for father’s day just to embarrass him

Luckily Otabek was able to maintain his composure and smoothly responded with a “Would you like to call me daddy too?”

JJ never really did live that one down

anonymous asked:

Headcanons for Namjoon who lives in the vents of a local office building: - he is exactly 102 feet long - falls in love with a person who works there (the reader) - slithers through the vents to get around - the spider man kiss (do what you will with this) - they end up living in the vents together


  • Aight so stretchy!Namjoon was born with a special condition
  • He freaking stretches as he grows
  • And shit, once he was 6 years old and the size of a full grown giraffe, the adults started getting concerned
  • Y’already know they started looking up some voodoo shit once his classmates started complaining that his height got in the way of class picture day
  • He has to bend and contort himself to fit into the picture and by this point, his torso can bend around the length of the entire classroom thrice
  • So yeah, not fun
  • Eventually his peers start regarding him as a menace to society
  • or whatever
  • And his parents complain that there’s no place to find XXXXXXXXXXL clothes anymore
  • Custom-clothes-fitting is damn expensive
  • And Namjoon’s so freaking clumsy, every time he trips over his own feet he ends up taking out half the block and there’s a new crater in the road
  • Airplanes start crashing not because he gets in the way but because the pilots are distracted as to why his head is normal sized when the rest of his torso is so…
  • l o n g
  • It’s not even just Airplanes, the whole of Seoul is in pieces
  • So of course Namjoon does what he thinks is the heroic thing and disappears into oblivion
  • Nobody’s really that concerned
  • Like aside from his parents, who are super concerned because let’s face it, Namjoon can’t survive on his own
  • But he’s 102 feet long now, and though sometimes he’s able to contort and twist himself down, for the most part it’s fvcking complicated
  • Namjoon hasn’t slept in a bed for years
  • So yeah, that’s how Namjoon ends up in the vents
  • For a while, people are kinda concerned about how the vents seem to move and how there’s always loud exclamations coming from them
  • One guy swears he hears “OW, MY HEAD!” a few times in quick succession but like maybe’s he’s just had too much to drink 
  • Or he needs more sleep
  • Anyhow, you’re just average run-of-the-mill office worker
  • You just moved to Seoul from your small town
  • Big hopes and dreams motivated by your parents’ desires and pressures (so really, it’s just their hopes and dreams) 
  • But for now you have to take it slow
  • That whole 9 to 5
  • And you seem to be the only one who’s actually fvckING CONCERNED 
  • You decide to go all Sherlock Holmes with this shit
  • You stay back one day just to “finish up some work”
  • But you have like a bat and you’re prepared to rip the vents apart
  • Imagine your surprise when you open up the vents (don’t ask how you just do) tO FIND A FREAKING MANWORM
  • You start knocking the crap out of him with your bat
  • And he’s trying to stop you by screaming out that he’s harmless
  • But you’ve seen the horror movies, you ain’t stopping for shit
  • A long slinky arm sneaks out of the vents, pulling away the bat while you just stare in horror
  • You start flipping out because–
  • Well you already freaking know why
  • But all of a sudden his weird ass snake arm covers your mouth to shut you up and then you REALLY start working up a fuss
  • This is not how you are going to go, nuh-uh
  • Wormboy is strong enough (with what muscle, you wonder) and pulls you into the vent
  • You try biting him but he doesn’t budge and the two of you are left in the awkwardly tight space
  • When he finally lets go, he gives you a glare
  • “Can you ever shut up? You could have busted me.”
  • The vent is dark but you hope he can still make out the features of utter disdain on your face.
  • “I’d knee you so hard down there if I could just freaking reach it,” you give a pause, squinting down and trying to see where exactly that would be, “hey, how long are you?”
  • “102 feet.”
  • “holy shit.”
  • He wiggles his eyebrows at you and you’re like k I’m out byE sweaty
  • And that’s the start of an unlikely friendship?? Like eventually you are just sneaking food into the vents.
  • One of your coworkers clearly sees at one point
  • But he has a report that he needs to get in to the boss
  • And again, maybe he’s just had too much to drink. he doesn’t even drink but that’s irrelevant
  • And needless to say, the two of you start to catch feelings for each other
  • Because idk taboo relationships and working around the impossible and all that
  • And you start spending a lot more time in the vent
  • He shows you how he gets around, and it involves a lot of gross body twisting and you’re glad it’s dark in the vents because you’re sure it’s not the prettiest sight
  • It’s actually pretty cozy and Namjoon somehow manages to scavenge all of the essentials to make a living for himself
  • When you fall asleep one day against his snakey figure, you realize how livable it actually is and you think it might be nice to stay a little longer
  • And whenever you’re with Namjoon you forget about your obligations and he forgets about his condition
  • One day as you crawl out of the events, your shirt gets stuck and you are forced to crawl out in the opposite direction
  • It just works like that okay don’t question it
  • And as you crawl out, you have to squeeze by his head with your own and you’re in an awkward position and you can just feel his breath on your face and he smells like those candy canes you snuck in earlier 
  • Next thing you know, the both of you are tilting your heads ever so slightly so that your lips meet, and it’s kinda like the spiderman kiss except you’re the one with your body half dangling out of a vent but you guys keep going
  • And once you split, you’re s o e m b a r r a s s e d but he thinks it’s kinda cute
  • You slip out quite quickly, and to your surprise that one coworker is just watching you from his desk, sipping his cup of tea and looking on in mild amusement
  • Wonwoo is his name, if you recall correctly
  • You lift a finger to your mouth to tell him to keep quiet
  • He just shrugs so you figure you’re pretty safe
  • You and Wormboy continue your budding relationship
  • More kisses and more vent sneaking
  • And Wonwoo has suddenly become your best friend because he’s the only one who knows
  • Namjoon’s a lil jealous but you’re like nothing will ever compare to your snakey torso and he’s calm again
  • forgive me i have sinned
  • He highkey just doesn’t give a shit, and you’re starting to annoy him
  • “Why don’t you just move in with the guy?” You’re eating with lunch with him when he quips this sarcastically
  • LITTLE DOES HE KNOW, you’re a pretty literal person
  • How bad would it really be? The vents are cozy and for once you would be doing something for yourself
  • Your whole life you’ve been following your parents’ orders, it’s the whole reason why you’re in Seoul
  • And when you look thoughtful of the suggestion, Wonwoo wonders how he can get as far away as possible from you
  • Because obviously you’re insane
  • Namjoon thinks the same
  • Who would willingly want to move in to the vents with him?
  • Apparently you, and you’re too headstrong for him to really argue so he gives in relatively easily
  • so yeah, that’s how the two of you end up living together in the vents
  • wormboy and his human
  • k i’m out

PSA: Don’t ‘ship’ idols and sexualise every thing two males do together if you don’t actually support the LGBTQ+ community. Don’t. You can’t have it both ways, you can’t use our sexuality as a means of entertainment and to get yourself off, but then turn round and not care about REAL people in these situations.

The amount of bullshit I’ve seen excusing what Jaebum said on Celebrity Bromance is fucking ridiculous. Here’s some words from an Actual LGBT Person: It was homophobic. There’s no misconstruing or people overreacting. Saying you would beat someone up for wanting to take a guy out somewhere is homophobic. I don’t care if he was nervous or it was a joke or you show me a picture of him holding hands with a guy once. It. Was. Homophobic.

If you excuse people’s comments as not serious or just jokes instead of actually calling people out just because you like them as singers, you are being homophobic too. Listen to actual LGBTQ+ people who are telling you this was wrong of him to say instead of taking it as just a part of his personality or his culture because you don’t want ‘drama’. There are real fans who must feel fucking heartbroken at someone they love using threatening language about LGBTQ+ people. It’s not people overreacting. It’s people hearing an idol say something that we hear time and time again out of the mouths of homphobes, and we have every right in the world to be upset and call him out.

If you shrug it off or actively defend him, you don’t support LGBTQ+ people and you can unfollow me right now, and take your shitty attitude and your love of fanfic with you. 

every time someone reblogs the “was i abused list” and bolds a lot of things I get horrified at how cruel some people can be and how awfully some children have to live and i completely forget i literally made that list off of things done to me personally :’)

so guess who keeps forgetting she has a tumblr blog

(you can find me @missgamgee on goodreads, instagram & twitter these days)

anonymous asked:

If you don't mind me asking(and I guess if this ends up on a your blog you don't mind) but um can you give some thoughts on Muslims cause I k ow your openly supportive of the LGBTQ+ community but what about Muslims (and in not saying this in a racist way like "omg if you like Muslims I'm gonna unfollow, unsub, block etc" cause it's not like that) wow I'm so awkward

i have nothing against muslims :O but i live in a country where they’re really hated etc etc bc people really don’t know any muslims personally and they just make their opinions based on media and such (which doesn’t showcase them well where i live) but when it comes to me, i think everyone should be free to be whoever they want to be as long as they don’t do any harm towards anyone and that’s it 

anonymous asked:

Hello friend! It's me, Whisper, I'm just too lazy to log in but here I am to grace your new blog with my presence -wiggles fingers- Wooo~ Well! Other than that, I guess some of my first questions are, what was it like when you boys first started living together? Was the nicknames thought up on the spot or did you have to navigate them later after a few too many ("Sans!" "Which one???") ?


“it, uh… was kinda wild, honestly.  it was hard to find a place that could fit all of us, and well… i didn’t really want anyone finding out.  alternate universes aren’t something that people need to know exist.  luckily, if you call someone your cousin, most monsters roll with it.  we just tell them that the others are from the capital or hotland.  the underground’s bigger than you’d think.”


“the nicknames… heh.  those first came when everyone was getting confused. someone says papyrus, and everyone wonders which one.  the first nickname to come about was when sans put edge in his place.”



“‘course, not everyone’s happy about the nicknames…”  His voice trails off, and he can’t help but turn his scowl toward the others.  

anonymous asked:

oooo hello ! idk if you are a new headcanon blog -but anyways I'm glad to find you >:3 how about relationship headcanons with sf papy ?

I am kind of new I guess you could say^^ Thank you for asking. I hope this is to your liking. I know there are already a few headcanons about this character.

Swapfell Papyrus(Relationship headcanons)

-When it comes to relationship with Slim, there are some things to look out for. Nothing dangerous, just unusual things. Slim, although sometimes distant, can be quite clingy. Physical contact is something he can’t live without it seems. When the two of you are relaxing together he always has to wrap his arms around you. Even in public at times, he likes to hold your hand or even just touch shoulders with you. It could be considered possessive behavior, but in the end I think it depends how you look at it.

-With that said, Slim is easily jealous. While he’s not the type of guy to completely go insane when you’re near another guy, but when you are talking with another guy he tends to constantly shoot glares at the male. Or he’ll come behind you while you’re talking to him, and wrap an arm around you to show the male that you are taken. Afterwards he may be extra clingy to you, wanting his scent to rub off on you so the other party knows who you belong to.

-Slim has social anxiety, and sometimes becomes distant at times like this. He’s also not a fan of crowds, but he seems to push that aside when you’re involved. At one point you didn’t even know that he has social anxiety. He was just that good at suppressing it.

-He has weird habits. He smokes an awful lot sometimes, and he really enjoys eating stuff straight from the can. Slim sleeps in weird places and positions as well. He also clings to you in his sleep. While it may sound cute, sometimes it’s a little…smothering, but in the end I guess it depends who you are .

-He really loves dogs! Sans didn’t like dogs, so when they were living together he was never able to get one. Please let him have a dog! One of those bigger ones, like the German Shepard. It will be something to keep him company when you aren’t present.

-Slim gives you a lot of nicknames. Sometimes you barely hear your name unless he’s talking to you about something serious, or in other cases…like in the bedroom. Nicknames such as: Darling, sweetheart, babe, cutie, kitten, etc.

-He cannot cook! He knows he can’t, so please don’t ask him to cook anything for you. Slim claims that the only cooking machine he knows how to use is a microwave. But he is willing to learn how if you don’t mind teaching him.

-Remembers important dates. Slim always remembers things like, your anniversary, birthday, etc. Those things are important to you, so they are important to him.

-The poor guy has nightmares quite often. Most of the nightmares include the death of his loved ones, or him killing/being the cause of their deaths. He once woke up beside you after having a dream killing you by asphyxiation. After that dream he didn’t want to sleep in the same bed with you for a while. 

-When it comes to sexual activities Slim is very experienced. While he does have a high sex drive, he will not, ever, do anything you dislike. When he is in heat, he prefers be away from home, or he sends you away. Slim prefers to be the one doing the pleasing, but he doesn’t mind when you take control from time to time.

-Finally, for dates, Slim loves taking you to his favorite places. Such as, Muffet’s, or to waterfall. He loves Muffet’s food, and of course, he finds waterfall to be very relaxing, and very beautiful. Sometimes, before the date, he will go to the echo flowers and whisper sweet things about you. So when the two of you arrive the flowers repeat what he said about you.

(Well, that’s it for me^^ I hope this was to your liking)

I’m gonna get me one of those show-specific t-shirts at the London show, and I am gonna be forever pissed off that it will say ‘London Eventim Apollo’ instead of ‘London Hammersmith Apollo’. Sponsored venues can suck my dick :(

Maybe Harry will think so too and do the right thing?