i guess i'm all warmed up now

“john? could you come here a minute? i need you.”
“hmm? you all right?”
“yes. i just need you to come here for a minute, that’s all.”
“yeah, ‘course. what’s up?”
“sit down, will you?”
“um. sure. is everything all right? sherlock?”
“yes, i just. could you scoot back a bit please?”
“o-kay, could you tell me – are you serious? did you call me all the way over here just to put your toes under my thigh? is that all?”
“heh. no, stay! you’re here, you might as well stay.”
“i was reading!”
“i was cold! john. i was cold. my toes are cold.”
“yes well…you could have told me to bring my book at least.”
“it’s nicer this way.”
“is it.”
“yes. because now you are warming up my toes and paying attention to me all at the same time.”
“heh. did you need a bit of attention, then?”
“no, i mean. it’s just nice, is all.”
“lemme guess. your lips are all cold too, are they?”
“well. i mean. if you’re offering to warm them up, yes, they are, a bit.”
“thought so. come here, then, so i can warm you up properly.” 

When it comes to rules and guidelines, my rule of thumb is usually “if someone tells you not to do something, it’s cause someone’s tried it before”.

So imagine my surprise (and slight confusion) when looking up tips for washing/drying minky fabric, and seeing one of the tips saying “Minky melts, so don’t warm it in the microwave”.

I mean…it’s good advice and all….but still….

Originally posted by glory-in-fire

Soap
  • Aries: Think I just remembered something, I think I left the faucet running
  • Taurus: Now my words are filling up the tub
  • Gemini: I'm tired of being careful, tiptoe, trying to keep the water warm
  • Cancer: Uh-oh, there it goes, I said too much, it overflowed
  • Leo: God, I wish I never spoke, Now I gotta wash my mouth out with soap
  • Virgo: Should've never said the word love, threw a toaster in the bathtub
  • Libra: I feel it coming out my throat, Guess I better wash my mouth out with soap
  • Scorpio: I'm sick of all the games I have to play
  • Sagittarius: Darling, you're just soaking in it, But I know you'll get out the minute, You notice all your fingers pruning up
  • Capricorn: Let me under your skin
  • Aquarius: Think I got myself in trouble, So I fill the bath with bubbles
  • Pisces: Why do I always spill?
I overhear my patient on the phone, “I can’t believe what poor care I’ve received at this hospital. I was made to wait all night without anything to eat or drink before my surgery, it took one nurse over 10 minutes to bring me a warm blanket, and now they’re making me get out of bed for every meal! Unbelievable.”

anonymous asked:

Undertale reminds me a lot of RWBYquest. the music, the general aesthetic, some of the monsters, some plot & parallels, the barrier thing... so it's nice playing Undertale and getting to feel like I'm coming home again even after RQ is over.

Hhaha oh man I love that - im rly into undertale and love everything about it so thats a p big compliment to me !!! Throw that dome down get yourself a sick sports car

Tho I was warming up earlier and this ask was all I could think about, so this is your fault now i guess :P <3

[bergentrückung loops in the distance]