i guess i'll do it in a sec

Switched luggage at the airport : brohm
  • (Bryce calls Ohm on skype through his computer)
  • Bryce: ohm? you there?
  • Ohm: yeah im here! sorry it took me so long, the wifi here is really fuckin' slow. *moves phone around trying to get a good angle of his face*
  • Bryce: I'm guessing your still at the airport due to all the noise *giggle*
  • Ohm: *soft laugh* yeah, the waiting queue is taking forever god damn it.
  • Bryce: thats sad.
  • Ohm: i know right!
  • Bryce: so I guess that means you have your luggage still on you then? *gives him a questioning side glare*
  • Ohm: well yeah, i have to pull this heavy piece of shit with me everywhere. *tilts phone so Bryce can see the suitcase at his side*
  • Bryce: Great! now about that luggage.. *sheepish grin*
  • Ohm: Bryce? what did you do? *scolds him while talking to him like a child*
  • Bryce: i might have done a bad and switched our luggage. *talks softly*
  • Ohm: Bryce! *facepalms* you didn't go through it did you?
  • Bryce: ahhh I may have just a little bit. *squints eyes*
  • Ohm: fucking hell Bryce. Then who's do i have?
  • Bryce: Well I'm hoping mine, otherwise someone gets to take my Micky mouse ears home and gift them to their grandchildren.
  • Ohm: well we don't want that now do we Brycey?
  • Bryce: *crosses his arms across his chest* absolutely not!
  • Ohm: *laughs at Bryce's child like antics* alright let have a look, just hang on a sec. *puts the phone down on the floor as he opens the suitcase*
  • Bryce: I can't really go anywhere so yeah, i guess I'll hang for a sec. *comments smart assly*
  • Ohm: *picks phone back up* you're in luck my friend. *turns camera toward Bryce's open suitcase to show his mickey mouse ears sitting on top*
  • Bryce: phew *wipes imaginary sweat off his forehead* i guess that's that fixed. *giggles cutely*
  • Ohm: that's great and all Bryce but, what the fuck am i going to do now?! my flight is about to lift off, the line to even get your tickets up is taking 3 years, I just found out I have the wrong luggage and need to find a way to get to your house, come back to the airport, line up in the queue for another 5 hours and get on a plane that is already half way across the sea?! *he lists complaining*
  • Bryce: ohm. *looks into the camera reassuringly*
  • Ohm: what? *looks back panicked and way less calm then before*
  • Bryce: you need to calm your tits and think for a minute. there's no way you'll be able to come to my house and back in time for your flight *he began listing off his fingers* even if i decided to bring your luggage to you there still won't be enough time and the only other option is you take my luggage with you and the next time we meet up we give each others stuff back.
  • Ohm: but who knows how long that might be?!
  • Bryce: *shruggs* sorry bud not much i can do about that.
  • Ohm: there's gotta be another option? *he says as he finally takes a step forward in the line*
  • Bryce: well... *scratchs under his chin*
  • Ohm: What?... well what?! *he says in anticipation*
  • Bryce: i guess you could hang at my house for a little longer.
  • Ohm: YES! *says so loud the family lined up in front of him turned around startled*
  • Ohm: i-i mean, yes please.
  • Bryce: *laughs sweetly at ohm's excitement* well then, it'll probably be best if you get out the line dont you think? *smiles wildly*
  • Ohm: oh yeah i guess your right. excuse me miss, pardon me. *Bryce watched as ohms phone swayed as he tried to get out of the queue*
  • Bryce: oh and about your plane tickets, we can exchange them for another flight. *he says in a plain tone*
  • Ohm: What! why didn't you tell me that before?! *makes it to the back of the line and walks towards the exit doors to the drop off parking lot*
  • Bryce: i forgot, sheesh. *runs hand through hair while looking to his right as something catching his eye*
  • Bryce: hey ohm? *reaches down to grab something*
  • Ohm: hmm? *hums not even looking at bryce's cam*
  • Bryce: i also forgot to ask you about this. *holds up an 'i love Bryce McQuaid' t-shirt that he found in ohms suitcase*
  • how long have you had this exactly? *smirkfull grin*
  • Ohm: *looks at Bryce through his phone a little blush on his cheeks but Bryce didn't notice* oh my god, Can you just come pick me up?! *he says passive aggressively*
  • Bryce: alllright, I'll see you soon then buddy. *puts the shirt down on his lap* but I still have some question for you like.. why is my face on that pillow.
  • Ohm: *rubs his forehead in frustration* I'll tell you later, just get your ass in the car before i get to the exit.
  • Bryce: im on it dont worry, i'll be there before you can say i love Bryce McQuaid.
  • Ohm: wouldn't even say it if my life depended on it. *he jokes smiling*
  • Bryce: right? that's why you have a shirt to say it for you, got it. *smirks devilishly giggling*
  • Ohm: okay im gonna hang up im almost at the door. it would be unfair if i didn't give you enough time to beat me to it?
  • Bryce: a challenge? oh your on!
  • Ohm: *chuckles* bye Bryce.
  • bryce: see you in a bit. *whispers* fangirl.
  • (hangs up call)
The Signs' Conversation in Hell(read from top to bottom)
  • Virgo: Alright guys, I've formulated a plan to GTFO here...hey Taurus you paying attention???
  • Taurus: Um yeah...hold on I'll come over in one sec...*goes back to sleep*
  • Capricorn: Can't trust y'all for nothing. I guess if you want something done right you've got to do it yourself.
  • Sagittarius: I don't really see what's the problem here...it's not that bad, it's a new adventure!*sprinkles flower petals around, only for them to crumble in the fire*
  • Leo: STFU Sag, no one asked you. Anyway what's the plan, my followers probably miss me...
  • Scorpio: I like it here...the flames suit my personality.
  • Cancer: Scorpio, not everyone's as dark as you, maybe we actually don't want to be skinned alive, is that such a bad thing???
  • Scorpio: Y'all act like I'm the spawn of Satan, maybe show me some love sometimes.
  • Aries: *sarcastically*Yeah..mmmhmm...OKAY Scorpio like you haven't been sucking Satan's dick since you got down here...get back to the plan
  • Virgo: Alright,back to the conversation...hold on...Gemini...is that a fucking phone???
  • Gemini: What? You think I'm going to leave the Internet and my fans on Instagram? Bitch you thought wrong.
  • Capricorn: You mean you've been blogging from the pits of hell.
  • Gemini: Ya, is that a problem?
  • Libra: *paces in the corner* I just don't understand why I'm down here, I'm just so likable!
  • Leo: Yeah ok Libra we get it, you're nice. Now can we get back out of here, red orange flaming fires isn't really the outfit of the season.
  • Aquarius: I've got it!
  • Aries: You've got what?
  • Aquarius: I created a multi-purpose Earthinator 6000!
  • Taurus: *rolls over* Wtf is that?
  • Aquarius: It's a device that can get us all back to earth! All we need is a power signal, an outlet or something.
  • Virgo: Now I'm up for the out of the ordinary and all, but where the hell are we supposed to find that?
  • Aquarius: Oh...guess I didn't think it through.
  • Pisces: *crawls out of corner and whispers while rocking back and forth* My memes...they miss me...
  • Libra: What are you talking about honey?
  • Pisces: Pepe...he needs me...
  • Sagittarius: Pepe will be ok without you, Pepe is fine.
  • Pisces: Pepe IS NOT FINE. Thank you very much.
  • Capricorn: I'm going to ignore that and try and get back to busting us out of here
  • Cancer: YEAH! Maybe before everyone we know is fucking dead!
  • Scorpio: Woah Cancer, aren't you supposed to be the crybaby?
  • Cancer: Crybaby? CRYBABY? Crybaby my ass bitch, I will fuck you up.
  • Scorpio: Fuck me anytime.*wink wink*
  • Virgo: Alright hoes I'm out. *grabs Capricorn and flies magically back to Earth*
  • Aries: Well shit, now we stuck down here.