Langst coming out and Protective Mother Allura™
Lance: Hey, guys, I kind of wanted to tell you something.
Pidge: pfft are you finally ending your mediocre, unreturned advances towards Allura?
Lance: well, I guess you could -
Hunk: yeah, I really think it’s starting to make her frustrated, dude. Might wanna lay off
Shiro: I agree.
Lance: It doesn’t have anything to do with -
Keith: it’s just sad to watch, honestly
Lance: Why did I even think they would care?
Lance: They never do.
Lance: I’m just not important enough.
Lance: I should just stop talking and annoying everyone.
Keith, cleaning his blade: hm?
Lance: didn’t say a thing, keithy boy
Lance: Coran, you got some work you could give me? Kinda need to get my mind off something
Coran: Oh, well nothing at the moment, but Allura might -
Allura, having smelled sad Cuban son blood: What has made you want to get your mind off?
Lance: Are you sure you wanna know?
Lance: I - I tried to tell the team I’m bisexual, but they just kept going on and on about h - how I should stop flirting with you and how I’ll never have a chance with you a - and Keith said it was sad -
Allura: I need to hear no more
Allura, holding her sad Cuban son tightly, pulling the bisexual into her life, with a sign that says ‘I Love My Bisexual Son’, waving the bisexual flag, Wiping His Tears: VOLTRON GET THE Q U I Z N A K IN HERE, LANCE HAS HAD SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT TO SAY TO YOU ALL Q U I Z N A K I N G DAY HOW DARE YOU IGNORE AND TEASE HIM, I’M ASHAMED OF EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU, I’M FLATTERED BY HIS ADORABLE FLIRTING, YOU SHOULD BE EMBARRASSED AT YOUR BEHAVI