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The Signs when the Light Go Out

So the signs were together and enjoying a nice day in and suddenly all the lights go out and they’re left in the pitch black.

Aries: S**t!! What happen!? *begins to frantically look for a torch*

Taurus: I - I um… Guys I spilt all my orange juice…

Sagittarius : Um I put super glue in tour drink Taurus …

Leo and Scorpio: Omg! *start laughing*

Aquarius: guys we should- *holds in laugh*- shouldn’t laugh…

Pisces and Gemini : um.. We dropped our arts and crafts feathers.

Capricorn: okay guys that’s irreli-

Virgo: NO ONE MOVE OR YOU’LL GET STUCK IN FEATHERS

Sagittarius and Scorpio : AND BECOME A CHICKEN

Pisces and Gemini: *both crack up*

*everyone stops moving*

Someone: Ur- urgh.. I .. Ugh

Everyone: *screams*

Scorpio: *quickly recovers* shut up you wimps

Aquarius: let me find my phone

Virgo: I’ll do that too

Libra: guys where’s Cancer??

Someone: urgghhh

*everyone freezes*

Libra: shh *whispers* we have to

Gemini: WAIT!!! GUYS GUYS!!!

Everyone: shhhh! What?

Gemini: THERES NO INTERNET!

Someone: urrrhhhh

*Scorpio and Sagittarius kick towards where the sounds coming from*

Someone: ouch!

*Libra, Gemini and Pisces sit on the intruder*

*Leo and Capricorn hold the person down*

*Virgo tries to find a phone to call the police*

Someone: get off!

Aries: Shut up! I’ve got a gun and I’m not afraid to use it!

Taurus: AND IV GOT A BROOM STICK!

*lights turn on*

*everyone sees Libra, Gemini and Pisces sitting on Cancer. Cancer is full of feathers*

Cancer: I CANT EVEN FALL ASLEEP WITHOUT SOMETHING HAPPENING TO ME!!!!!!