i got the power too

Kiss of life

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When in Doubt: Do the Exact Opposite of What Mikael would Do. A parenting guide by Klaus Mikaelson. 

Yuri growing like a sunflower and passing Otabek’s height is my favourite headcanon (▰˘◡˘▰)

They’re too nice to fight each other what are you even talking about.

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“ Need.  Want.  Desire. ” He shrugged.  “ You and I both know what it is like to have immense power.  And we also know what it is like to be truly powerless.”  He lifted his hands.  “ Not this kind of feeble restraint.  You know what I mean: true and utter powerlessness.  Whether it be the kind we have inflicted upon each other, or the kind that they  ”—his hands clenched involuntarily—“ deal in so masterfully.  I will do whatever I must to never feel that powerless again.  And you are the same. ” ( Eona, Alison Goodman )

Howl’s Moving Castle  {Sentence Starters}

  • “A heart’s a heavy burden.”
  • “Lets run! Don’t fight them!”
  • “Hey, hey! We’re busy here!”
  • “Wait! You can’t come up here!”
  • “I don’t care if you’re a monster.”
  • “I just organized things. Nothing’s ruined.”
  • “Your hair looks just like starlight. It’s beautiful.”
  • “I feel terrible, like there’s a weight on my chest.”
  • “It’s so strange. I’ve never felt so peaceful, before.”
  • “That is ancient sorcery… and quite powerful, too.”
  • “Now I’ve got something I want to protect. It’s you.”
  • “I don’t cook! I’m a scary and powerful fire demon!”
  • “I specifically ordered you not to get carried away!”
  • “I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t torment my friend.”
  • “The mark may be gone, but the spell is still there.”
  • “And while you’re at it, make hot water for my bath.”
  • “Don’t be alarmed, but I’m being followed. Act normal.”
  • “I give up. I see not point in living if I can’t be beautiful.”
  • “After the war, they won’t recall they ever were human.”
  • “Here’s another curse for you: may all your bacon burn.”
  • “It looks like your true love is in love with someone else!”
  • “Whatever you don’t want me to clean, better hide it now!”
  • “Knowing you’d be there gave me the courage to show up.”
  • “Yeah, but no one really believes that. Come on, let’s be honest.”
  • “You’re scaring me. I have this weird feeling you’re going to leave.”
  • “Well, the nice thing about being old is you’ve got nothing much to lose.”
  • “You… you sabotaged me! Look! Look at what you’ve done to my hair! Look!”
  • “There you are, sweetheart, sorry I’m late. I was looking everywhere for you.”
  • “They say that the best blaze burns brightest when circumstances are at their worst.”
  • “I know I can be of help to you, even though I’m not pretty and all I’m good at is cleaning.”
  • “He’s calling the spirits of darkness… I saw him do this once before when a girl dumped him.”
Dan and Phil Play: Golf with Friends #2 - ALL INNUENDOS ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Phil is in italics. Dan is regular. Actions are *bolded*

  • “TWO SANDY BALLS”
  • Look at how erect my flagpole is today. It’s like completely, directly up… Look at it tho. Look at it!
  • Before we start we need to CUSTOMIZE OUR BALLS!!!!
  • My pole is so long you can’t even see the flag
  • Oh, You’re inside my ball again
  • We are already freaking out inside each other
  • Hit it, Phil, over that lump. SMACK!
  • I thought that was the hole for a minute. I thought I got in the hole
  • That was a bit too much power for Danny there
  • I’m deceived by the curves…
  • *Does bodyrolls*
  • I have no idea how I’m gonna get into the hole
  • It’s already hard
  • Oooooh, that felt good to me
  • He lacked the necessary power to conquer the lump
  • My lumps, my lovely Philly lumps. Check ‘em out
  • It’s so close… Timmyyyyy
  • That’s obviously just saying go for it, but how much power? Smack it
  • Oh my god, that was close… right on the cusp
  • Get out of my zone. Stop touching me. I’ll touch you when I please
  • That’s what you get for being cocky
  • “hot and delicious” fun.
  • Watch out Anubis. Phil’s in your pyramid
  • Just solid wacking
  • I’m just gonna wack it. Boom, slide, crack
  • Shit fucking wank fuck
  • Ahhhhhh… Oh my god, that was sexual. Ahh, that was the most erotic math based experience I’ve ever had. Yeah, I liked that
  • Yes, yes!!!! Look at this. That was beautiful. I want to have children with this course
  • Just aim for the hole…
  • I’m gonna need a bit more— SHITTING FUCK!
  • You owe me two strokes…
  • He’s going down. I’m heading down, I’m close to it. Ready? Smack!
  • Oh, that’s a– that’s a hole
  • That was so satisfying…
  • I love that we both cocked that up so much
  • …or would we be really sweaty and sandy right now? We would be very sandy and sweaty
  • You would have your caddy lad, atleast…
  • Your non-gender specific caddy gimp would need to be fanning you… Caddy gimp? Yeah
  • I’m gonna line up. Bang!
  • He’s thinking about how tasty your ball is right now
  • Yes, sphinx daddy. Let’s go
  • Ahhh, straight down the gullet
  • It didn’t even touch his esophagus, here we go. Straight down the hatch…
  • Into the opening of the pyramids uterus…
  • You literally just said that that’s a giant sand vagina. No I didn’t. I said it’s like your being birthed into the pyramid. No no no, that’s what you said. We’re climbing inside the pyramid vagina
  • I’m just gonna wack it right in
  • I don’t know what’s happening but I’m excited by it
  • Ooh, that’s it. Tease it in
  • Oooooh, toasty ball
  • That’s the wrong hole!!!
  • This is not how God wanted it but it’s happening
  • Ohh, Ohh— Yes, that was tasty. That was a delicious go
  • …The bridge to Cleopatra’s bedroom
  • Is he wearing any underwear?
  • I’m close, I’m close, I’m close!!!
  • Come on let me have it
  • The best parts were when you went in the mouth and when you went through the uterus
  • Use the power of your thumbs. Tickle that like button
  • Go one, Phil. Groom me like a monkey

Total Innuendos: IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIII

Smol Beans Corrupted: ~2,773

anonymous asked:

why do you tag your roxy posts as 'hail queen arthur'

Because I’m a loser and an utter sucker for the thought of Roxy becoming Arthur at some point in the future so I put all my hopes and dreams in my tags, lol. 

No but seriously. Think about it. Maybe after Harry (after a nice long run at beig one of the best Arthurs around) retires and everyone thinks Eggsy will pick up the mantle. But instead he’s like “Rox would be way better.” 

So yeah…. HAIL QUEEN ARTHUR!

Originally posted by lovelysophiecookson

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“If you had to be another ranger from the one you were assigned as, what would you be?”

Power Rangers Q&A at ConnectiCon 2015. “Skull” initially auditioned for Billy, and was actually a much bigger nerd in real life.

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There’s not enough Alice/Clover au stuff, or zero escape au stuff, or even zero escape stuff to be honest, so here’s the most self indulgent thing I’ve ever drawn, possibly

I have a whole au thought out for this 

requested by anon~

Dont ever speak to me or my Moth Son ever again.