me: KID HONESTLY I COULD GO ON AND ON I CAN EXPLAIN EVERY NATURAL PHENOMENON THE TIDE THE GRASS THE GROUND AH THAT WAS MAUI JUST MESSIN AROUND I KILLED AN EEL I BURIED ITS GUTS SMOTHERED A TREE NOW YA GOT COCONUTS WHATS THE LESSON WHAT IS THE TAKE AWAY DONT MESS WITH MAUI WHEN HES ON A BREAKAWAY AND THE TAPESTRY HERE IN MY SKIN IS A MAP OF THE VICTORIES I WIN LOOK WHERE I’VE BEEN I MAKE EVERYTHING HAPPEN LOOK AT THAT MINIYAMAUIATICKITYHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HEY
Kid, honestly I could go on and on / I can explain every natural phenomenon / The tide, the grass, the ground / Oh that was Maui just messin' around / I killed an eel, I buried its guts / Sprouted a tree, now you've got coconuts / What's the lesson? What is the take-away? / DON'T MESS WITH MAUI WHEN HE'S ON A BREAKAWAY / And the tapestry here on my skin / Is a map of the victories I win / Look where I've been! I make everything happen / Look at that mean mini Maui just tickety tappin' / ha hA HA HA HA HA HEY
I wanna say some things about Tamatoa that I really like
- I really like that he’s a coconut crab. They got like, no media coverage. I didn’t even know what a coconut crab was until I looked it up myself a few months ago
- he’s an accurate coconut crab, they like to take stuff and they indeed are cannibals
- Tamatoa is a young coconut crab because he’s got a shell on, as coconut crabs grow older they don’t need a shell because their backs become harder
- the whole “I ate my grandmother, and it took a week because she was humungous” his grandmother was obviously bigger than him. Tamatoa is already huge, but as I said he’s a young crab, he gonna grow a lot more
Oh my god guys 😱 i just got 2,5 kg of buckwheat and 1 kg of coconut sugar from korodrogerie.de (you can get 5% off with the Code “ELEPHANTS” 🐘 ❤) and made healthy nutty cinnamon granola and it just turned out SO GOOD 😍 😍 😍 as soon as i have the time i’m going to write down the recipe for you 😏
Vegan is boring, all you can eat is cookie dough bliss balls covered in chocolate and drink chocolate thick shakes… YEAH THATS MORE LIKE IT 🍩🍪🍫🍨
Guys, I was never into making bliss balls. It always felt like so much effort and I never had the right food processor for that. And if I really like a product, expect paragraphs from me because @fit_mixes is the best thing since sliced (gluten free) bread 😼
But honestly, this was my FIRST TIME making these babies and they turned out to be perfect all thanks to @fit_mixes which is a DIY protein ball mix. No blending required! Just add a bitta coconut oil, rice malt syrup, stir well and THATS IT.
Here we have chocolate and chia, vanilla and coconut, and my personal favorite: COOKIE DOUGH. I got a little creative and dipped it in melted #vegan dark choc… LIFE CHANGING 🍪🍪🍪
Breakfast today 😍 what’s in there: betroot protein nicecream topped with dried bananas and soy crispies that i got from koro, grapes, granola, fresh coconut, shredded coconut, warm berries and two of my homemade bliss balls 🌸
That last ask is so right, you always make time for us and genuinely enjoy talking and interacting with your followers. You just a cool guy or should i say cool COCONUT. 😎👌 thanks for doing what you do. 😁
KID, HONESTLY I COULD GO ON AND ON. I COULD EXPLAIN EVERY NATURAL PHENOMENON. THE TIDE? THE GRASS? THE GROUND? OH THAT WAS MAUI JUST MESSING AROUND. I KILLED AN EEL! I BURIED ITS GUTS! SPROUTED A TREE NOW YOU’VE GOT COCONUTS. WHAT’S THE LESSON, WHAT IS THE TAKEAWAY? DON’T MESS WITH MAUI WHEN HE’S ON THE BREAKAWAY! AND THE TAPESTRY HERE ON MY SKIN IS A MAP OF THE VICTORIES I WIN. LOOK WHERE I’VE BEEN, I MAKE EVERYTHING HAPPEN.
I want it to be summer so bad that I’m just standing here smelling this coconut water hair stuff I got. Coconuts smell so summery to me. I want the winter to be over. I want spring time and singing birds and green grass. I want the smell of sunscreen and disgusting bug spray in the air. I want to try to go camping this year. We used to go every year when I was younger. It was ever so nice. I want to visit my house and go in the hot tub late at night and tell my friends secrets and listen to the crickets and see the fireflies. I want to be happy again.