i got the coconut

them: can you rap?

me: you tell me

me: KID HONESTLY I COULD GO ON AND ON I CAN EXPLAIN EVERY NATURAL PHENOMENON THE TIDE THE GRASS THE GROUND AH THAT WAS MAUI JUST MESSIN AROUND I KILLED AN EEL I BURIED ITS GUTS SMOTHERED A TREE NOW YA GOT COCONUTS WHATS THE LESSON WHAT IS THE TAKE AWAY DONT MESS WITH MAUI WHEN HES ON A BREAKAWAY AND THE TAPESTRY HERE IN MY SKIN IS A MAP OF THE VICTORIES I WIN LOOK WHERE I’VE BEEN I MAKE EVERYTHING HAPPEN LOOK AT THAT MINIYAMAUIATICKITYHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HEY

them: holy shit

  • Someone: (thanks me for something)
  • Me: Kid, honestly I could go on and on / I can explain every natural phenomenon / The tide, the grass, the ground / Oh that was Maui just messin' around / I killed an eel, I buried its guts / Sprouted a tree, now you've got coconuts / What's the lesson? What is the take-away? / DON'T MESS WITH MAUI WHEN HE'S ON A BREAKAWAY / And the tapestry here on my skin / Is a map of the victories I win / Look where I've been! I make everything happen / Look at that mean mini Maui just tickety tappin' / ha hA HA HA HA HA HEY

…He’s really determined to join that scarf club.

Fresh belongs to @loverofpiggies

I wanna say some things about Tamatoa that I really like

- I really like that he’s a coconut crab. They got like, no media coverage. I didn’t even know what a coconut crab was until I looked it up myself a few months ago

- he’s an accurate coconut crab, they like to take stuff and they indeed are cannibals

- Tamatoa is a young coconut crab because he’s got a shell on, as coconut crabs grow older they don’t need a shell because their backs become harder

- the whole “I ate my grandmother, and it took a week because she was humungous” his grandmother was obviously bigger than him. Tamatoa is already huge, but as I said he’s a young crab, he gonna grow a lot more

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Oh my god guys 😱 i just got 2,5 kg of buckwheat and 1 kg of coconut sugar from korodrogerie.de (you can get 5% off with the Code “ELEPHANTS” 🐘 ❤) and made healthy nutty cinnamon granola and it just turned out SO GOOD 😍 😍 😍 as soon as i have the time i’m going to write down the recipe for you 😏

Vegan is boring, all you can eat is cookie dough bliss balls covered in chocolate and drink chocolate thick shakes… YEAH THATS MORE LIKE IT 🍩🍪🍫🍨
Guys, I was never into making bliss balls. It always felt like so much effort and I never had the right food processor for that. And if I really like a product, expect paragraphs from me because @fit_mixes is the best thing since sliced (gluten free) bread 😼
But honestly, this was my FIRST TIME making these babies and they turned out to be perfect all thanks to @fit_mixes which is a DIY protein ball mix. No blending required! Just add a bitta coconut oil, rice malt syrup, stir well and THATS IT.
Here we have chocolate and chia, vanilla and coconut, and my personal favorite: COOKIE DOUGH. I got a little creative and dipped it in melted #vegan dark choc… LIFE CHANGING 🍪🍪🍪

Instagram: @annietarasova

chriscudz  asked:

That last ask is so right, you always make time for us and genuinely enjoy talking and interacting with your followers. You just a cool guy or should i say cool COCONUT. 😎👌 thanks for doing what you do. 😁

You got it dude :D

KID, HONESTLY I COULD GO ON AND ON. I COULD EXPLAIN EVERY NATURAL PHENOMENON. THE TIDE? THE GRASS? THE GROUND? OH THAT WAS MAUI JUST MESSING AROUND. I KILLED AN EEL! I BURIED ITS GUTS! SPROUTED A TREE NOW YOU’VE GOT COCONUTS. WHAT’S THE LESSON, WHAT IS THE TAKEAWAY? DON’T MESS WITH MAUI WHEN HE’S ON THE BREAKAWAY! AND THE TAPESTRY HERE ON MY SKIN IS A MAP OF THE VICTORIES I WIN. LOOK WHERE I’VE BEEN, I MAKE EVERYTHING HAPPEN.

Originally posted by thenerdsaurus

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CAFE ABEL
MOONCHILD: “TOTALLY NOT MIND CONTROL TEA”

coconut milk white chocolate matcha latte, for late night conversations with friends…. and morning conversations….. and afternoon conversations………… for 24 hr mind melds with Runner Five. 🍵🎧

my favorite girl scout cookies are the thanks-a-lots, and no one else seems to like them and it makes me sad. theyre good cookies

  • me, walking to school: au where person a is a makeup artist and person b is a dancer
  • me, in class: au where drastic heights and builds are switched but personalities stay the same
  • me, working on a report that is due tomorrow: au where person a is a youtuber and person b is their exasperated roommate
  • me, actually sitting down to write: i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts diddly doddly there they are sta

I want it to be summer so bad that I’m just standing here smelling this coconut water hair stuff I got. Coconuts smell so summery to me. I want the winter to be over. I want spring time and singing birds and green grass. I want the smell of sunscreen and disgusting bug spray in the air. I want to try to go camping this year. We used to go every year when I was younger. It was ever so nice. I want to visit my house and go in the hot tub late at night and tell my friends secrets and listen to the crickets and see the fireflies. I want to be happy again.