i got such a laugh out of this

How dan and Phil probably broke up #62
  • Phil: You've been bad and bad boys get punished
  • Phil: *ties Dan to the bed*
  • Dan: Ooo are we gonna have kinky se-
  • Phil: *plays hello internet on loop*

ttyl = talk to you later 

lol = laugh out loud 

wgahsbhtsmkflsspstbnfcafagapasakacadaw = we’re got archery, hiking, search and rescue biking, horseback training that’ll save you from a heart attack, scuba diving, miming, keeping up with rhyming, football, limbo, science, sturning, pre-calc spaceships, treasure hunting, bomb defusal, no refusal, fantasies, circus trapeze, and fights and ghosts and paints and snakes and knives and chess and dance and weights

anonymous asked:

can u do a compilation of times jk didn't call jm "jm hyung" but just by his name? thanx!

okay so i can’t remember every single moment that jungkook’s called jimin just by name but i’ll try haha. so if anyone has any other moments, just let me know.

1. for jimin’s birthday in 2015, when jungkook shouted “jimin-ah!” and jimin got all shy and hit him while laughing. (here at 6:18)

2. during the award show when jk shouted “jimin-ah” right before he went on stage and left everyone shook bc why on live tv??? jk explain ?? (i can’t find a link rn but i’ll add it when i find it)

3. during their liveshow before fire came out, and jungkook was all “jimin, jimin, jiminie” and everyone fucking died bc it was so cute. (around 29:30)

4. during the run bts when jk got super excited that jimin was beating taehyung and getting a good score that he straight up shouted “jimin!” and his voice cracked a lil (15:00)

5. when jimin was going bungee jumping and jungkook shouted out “jimin!” from the ground (i think?? i can’t reall remember and he might have said something else, plus i can’t find the exact time ooops). 

6. (thanks to @brandnewbarelybroken) in this vlive (around 2:10) you can hear jungkook say “jimin-ah” in the background. it’s off camera, but it sounds exactly like jungkook. so i’m including it. 

7. (thanks to @okome-hime) in a 2014 bangtan bomb (i can’t find the video, but i can picture the entire thing in my head lololol) when jk was filming and he was like “wow it’s jin-hyung!” and he said it to every single member but “forgot” to when he was filming jimin.

I would have more but i honestly forgot everything. so if anyone else has anything to add, i’ll add it!!

Perfect Timing

“Why do you always stay late and do extra work?” you shifted your head towards your office door and found your work friend leaning on the frame.

“Umm. Because I love my job?” you chuckled at her question and signaled her to take a seat.

“I don’t get why you work so hard? Most girls out there are literally throwing themselves at rappers just to cop that lifestyle.” She motioned her hands animatedly. “and then, there’s you.”

“Well, I’ve got mouths to feed other than mine. It’s a tragedy, really.” You laughed at her frustration over your work ethic.

“Go home early today, please.” She requested you before she stood up and left.

After she left, you went back to finishing your work. The truth was that aside from genuinely enjoying what you do, you hated going home early. You hated having to fight with the rush hour traffic after office hours and these days, you hated coming home to an empty house.

While you were rubbing your temples, your phone buzzed to life and saw Jay’s face on the screen. Excited that he may want to have dinner, you picked up immediately.

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Will Hannah ever let me live down the time I took ibuprofen PM and then got an ask that just said ‘free Keith’ and I called her up in tears because I was laughing so hard

'Who has him? W-who took Keith’

'For the love of Christ Phoenix please go to sleep’

Hannah doesn’t even watch Voltron fhdsnsnajak

scooterspring  asked:

could you do an ocean Drabble w/ scoot (it was on one of your lists and it just said ocean so idk dude)

yes !

scott + ocean

@alexsunmners @madelyne-pryor @mvximoff @paperclipmac @rax-writes

The smell of salt water and the feeling of the soft, grainy sand between your toes brings you back to the days of when you and Scott were young and full of life; staying out past curfew and whispering secrets under the night sky, feeling like the two of you could conquer anything the world threw at you.

It was at this very beach he told you that I’m gonna marry you one day. You had laughed and pushed him in the water and said, yeah right, Scott. But instead of getting revenge by splashing you, he said with hope in his eyes, I will. Trust me.

And he was right. God, he was right. You got married at the beach you would frequent as teens, and throughout the years, this beach became your little slice of paradise. As the years passed, you brought your children here and watched them grow. You watched your son reflect the mischevious smile Scott had as a teen and you watched your daughter channel Scott’s bravery as she’d dive under the water.

Now, as you watch your son and daughter with their children frolic and laugh on the soft waves crashing against the sand, you and Scott have lived lives only people can dream of. Sitting on the sand, Scott is looking at you with awe and fondness that’s rare between couples your age.

And suddenly, Scott isn’t seeing the gray that threads through your hair. He’s seeing your hair morph into the color it was years ago, and he’s looking at the person he fell in love with all of those years ago.

And all at once, he’s never felt more at home than now; here, with you, watching your grandchildren play in the sand, just like how you both did.

anonymous asked:

Girl I don't have a crush so why don't you tell me about your crush lol


Ok. First of all, she’s out of my league.

She has the most beautiful singing voice in the world and the sound of her real laughter is honestly the cutest. Making her laugh makes my entire year. She also has the most beautiful eyes, freckles, hair, smile, and fucking everything? Even before I got to know her, my first thought looking at her was…she’s fucking gorgeous and aesthetic as fuck wHAT do people actually look like that. She’s gorgeous with makeup, she’s gorgeous without makeup. My friend can vouch for the fact that I physically tripped over a backpack running to her in the middle of a biology lecture to show a pic of her posing with a car. Mind you, I take school work very seriously too.

She’s also so hardworking, ambitious, intelligent, brave, and strong-willed. She will defend what she believes in come hell or high water or ignorant cishet fuckboys. She pursues her passions to no end and I have no idea how she balances everything and manages to do well in all of it too (fucking 4.66 GPA what kind of monster). She’s driven and motivated but in all of it, she shows integrity and honesty. I know she’ll be the first to stand up to injustice and she deserves the world because of it.

She also has the most beautiful heart. She’s sensitive and caring to people she cares about. She knows when something is wrong and she’ll ask about it. We can literally not talk for four hours and just being with her…is enough??? The silence is comforting. She’s not afraid to make fun of herself. She loves memes and roasts and manages to put up with me and my plethora of problems. I’ve been so unfair to her and through it all she’s been understanding and graceful. She’s so mature and sweet and talking to her is never draining.

Although she eats ice cream even though she’s lactose intolerant, ignores me when I tell her to tidy her floordrobe, and never stops acting like a complete fucking goon, she is perfect. She makes me want to be a better person and constantly motivates me to exceed the limits I set for myself. 

yeah. out of my league but I happen to be dating her oh well.

anonymous asked:

Bts reaction - when they make me laugh while I'm drinking water

Hello, Anon! Thank you for your submission! (4/100) Hope you enjoy!  

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“You’re not seriously  going to make me clean this up, right, (Y/N)?”


“Wah… who knew I was that funny?” 


“(Y/N), did you just spritz water onto my face?” 


“We got her good, Jin hyung!” 


“Don’t be mad, (Y/N). I love you!” 


“You got a little something there, (Y/N).”


*just flat out laughs at you and your water covered mess*

So at my sister’s graduation yesterday, people cheered for their kid graduating and so naturally I shouted for my sis when she received her diploma. Somehow it got a few laughs? Welp.

Shout out to the kid that received a fart noise, the one kid that had their family boo at them, the one kid who’s family brought confetti, and the one kid that had their sibling yell “YOU SUCK” when they went up. 

Professor Pride Week 26

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Title: Professor Pride Week 26

Characters: Professor!Pride x Reader, Coach!LaSalle x Savannah

Word Count: 1,159

Warnings: fluff

A/N: I hope you enjoy this part of the series! I thought it would be cute for them to go on a double date! I love you all so much! <3

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On Friday night you came home and you were immediately greeted with a kiss from Pride.  You certainly didn’t mind.  Even after months of being with Dwayne, he was still finding ways to surprise you.

“Ah’m glad you’re home [Y/N],” Pride smiled as he grabbed your hand and pulled you through the house and towards the bedroom.

“Is there a reason why you’re dragging me through the house,” you asked, huffing out a small laugh.  

“Ah know this is sudden, but we’ve got plans,” Pride informed you, excitement evident in his voice.  You didn’t hear this kind of tone too often.  Dwayne was usually relaxed, but not tonight.

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My mother died when I was very young. I didn’t want to be in the position I was in, but I eventually pulled my head out of the sand, started listening to people and decided to use my role for good. I am now fired up and energized and love charity stuff, meeting people and making them laugh.

I sometimes still feel I am living in a goldfish bowl, but I now manage it better. I still have a naughty streak too, which I enjoy and is how I relate to those individuals who have got themselves into trouble.


— Prince Harry, Newsweek Magazine


Help Wanted: Grill Master (Priestly x Reader) Part 1

Priestly x Reader! Here it is!

Part 1

“Uncle Stewart!” I called from the supply closet.

“Yeah Livy?”

“There’s no more buns!” I yelled.

“Shoot.” He sighed as I walked out to my friend Selena who stood behind the register grabbing change for her customer.

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FT Memories - Episode 49

So its pouring rain where I am today and it got me thinking about a certain FT episode…

Episode 49 - Watch Out for the Guy You Like!

This is honestly my go to episode if I’m having a really horrible day and need a good laugh. I mean, who wouldn’t laugh at the guild going crazy after Juvia gets conned into buying a love potion? :P

Exhibit A: You are my rival!

Exhibit B: Curse you wretched pillar!

Exhibit C: Pose Off

Anyway, there are way too many screen shots one could use as reference :p This is just one of my favorite FT Memories and was hoping that people would enjoy it! :)

June 22, 2017...

 It was a family of werewolves going haywire after a demon gave them some sort of catnip for werewolves. Sam hurt his shoulder bad enough that he’s got to wear a sling that covers both his shoulder and his arm for a few days. He’s not happy. I think it’s the first time I’ve laughed in weeks after seeing him try to call on a payphone.

The wolves apparently did get all their info from a demon, though. It’s been turning tricks on the street and getting the one wolf to bite the others until he had himself a pack, then he let them loose. It was a supernatural dog pound; would’ve been worse had Garth not sent other people first. We got them out, but it’s the demon that’s been running. Not a typical crossroads one, either. I think it was one of Crowley’s higher ups trying to get some sort of power up.

The person the demon was possessing made it out alive, but not without losing a fair amount of blood from his arm. We dropped him off at the hospital just outside of Edison.

“He looked at us like we were gonna kill him,” Sam said on the ride back from there.

“Well do you blame him? He saw us kill an entire wolf pack and had a demon in him,” I shot back. That hunt wasn’t easy.

Sam had stayed silent for a little while after that, either because he was having shoulder thoughts or just thinking I’m not too sure.

“We’re not gonna talk about how you just went in no questions asked? How you’ve been running around busting your ass doing that and not caring about anyone else that gets hurt?”

“…Nope.” Sam needed to not do this right now.

I didn’t wanna talk about it. I don’t really want to think about it. It’d been simple in that regard; go in, kill the wolves, make sure they didn’t hurt anyone else, and out again. Simple even if it was a pain in the ass.

He didn’t bring it up again. Good.

- Dean


im being treated like a 5 year old at work and got a bunch of “no loud noises around mitchy” this morning but i got a free coffee out of it so whos really laughing. not me cos everything hurts

I went to see Certain Women for Kristen Stewart at this super intimate n artsy film theatre downtown and I don’t know if it’s bc I was running off nothing but 3 blueberry pancakes and spiked almond milk hot chocolate for the day but I have never. Ever. Been so exhausted watching a movie I’m screaming. It got to a point where I was just laughing hysterically bc I couldn’t cope with how bored I was. The man behind me left and the man beside me was passed out slumped over 2 seats snoring like it was just an overload of hilarious things I couldn’t take it ‼️ K Stew gorgeous as ever tho thx boo for the view ‼️ I def left the movie though I got so sleepy I felt rude bc I was about to make it nap time in there one hundred percent

lol today I asked my co-boss what day it was n he’s like ’???? It’s thursday’ n I’m like ‘NO!! it’s pre-friday’ n he laughed and @ the end of the day I was like “ah yes pre-friday is over” n he’s like “what ??? It’s not even 4 it’s not even close to friday” n I was like “pre-friday is over once the work day is over, the second I walk out the office it’s already friday” n he laughed lmao he probably thinks that I’m the stupidest bitch in the world but it’s ok because he is 50% the reason I got hired ANYWAYS !!!!