i got really lazy making these

pangorock  asked:

Hey Rinh I just got to 29 Arcanist and I'm really pumped for Scholar. Any tips for someone new to the job?

ALL ABOARD THE FAIRY CARRY TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO, MOTHERFUCKERS!

  1. Don’t listen to anyone who tells you that you have to DPS.  Conversely, if you wanna DPS, go for it.  DOTS FOR DAYS.
  2. Feel free to dismiss your fairy to make a point to shitty DPS.
  3. GET SWIFTCAST.  (okay really this can wait until like level 50 if you’re lazy like me, but DO IT EVENTUALLY)
  4. If you don’t know if it’ll come off with Leeches, try it.
  5. Healing does, in fact, generate aggro.
  6. PUT YOUR PET ON OBEY.  THIS IS NOT NEGOTIABLE.  Eos will spam Whispering Dawn as soon as someone gets a papercut, and this will piss the tank off.  Even if they say it doesn’t.
  7. Selene has Fey Caress at level 20, which is basically AoEsuna.  Remember that.
  8. Eos gets Whispering Dawn, which is basically AoE Regen.
  9. Crit is your best friend.
  10. Do not be afraid to USE YOUR AETHERFLOW ABILITIES when you get them.  Just keep an eye on your Aetherflow stacks and if it’s on cooldown because having none and Aetherflow on cooldown is bad when your tank is dying fast.
Viktor getting on Yuuri's nerves on purpose
  • Viktor: *Instagram video taping Yuuri making breakfast* You guys, we decided on a lazy day, he's making me breakfast.
  • Yuuri: Stop taping everything I do, your fans will unfollow you.
  • Viktor: *offended* well if they are really my fans they'll love seeing your ass while you make breakfast as much as I do.
  • Yuuri: *Turns around facing camera with wide eyes, before letting out an exasperated sigh*
  • Viktor: Alright guys, he just got out of the shower, look at that glistening body!
  • Yuuri: *Wide eyed towel around his waist* *while grabbing nearest thing, which is a pillow* Viktor, I fucking swear to god!
  • *Video ends with pillow knocking the phone down and Viktor laughing hysterically*
  • Viktor: *giggling like a school girl, video taping their walk in closet*
  • Yuuri: *exasperated from inside closet* where are all of my shirts, Viktor?
  • Viktor: I don't know they aren't my shirts.
  • Yuuri: *walking out of closet, fresh sweat pants on, no shirt* I know you took them, where did you put them? *Is annoyed at himself for chuckling*
  • Viktor: We aren't going anywhere, you don't need a shirt.
  • *Video ends*
  • *Now on couch, each on opposite ends, watching TV*
  • Yuuri: *Wearing a shirt that's obviously too big for him*
  • Viktor: HE PUT ON ONE OF MY SHIRTS, GUYS, LOOK HOW CUTE
  • Yuuri: *rolls his eyes at the camera* stop taping me!
  • Viktor: THE CUTEST
  • Yuuri: *is on other couch now, away from Viktor, focused on TV*
  • Viktor: Babe, please come back.
  • Yuuri: *looks at camera before rolling his eyes* Not until you put your phone away.
  • Viktor: *pout in his voice* I need to document how much I love you for the world to see ~~~
  • Yuuri: *presses lips into sharp line while looking at him*
  • *Yuuri now being cuddled by Viktor on the same couch*
  • Viktor: He came back!
  • Yuuri: *laughing*
  • Viktor: Gimme a kiss.
  • Yuuri: Not on camera.
  • Viktor:
  • Viktor: We kissed at a competition on the ice.
  • Yuuri:
  • Yuuri: *Gives him a kiss*
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19/11/16 // I have quite a lot of things to do this weekend but I feel lazy 😴😴
P.S Since yesterday I’ve got nearly 70 new followers and more than 1000 reposts and likes soooo IM SO THANKFUL TO ALL OF YOU because it makes me feel like people really paid attention to me and omg I love studyblr community

Oh, Keith… you really don’t wanna know.

Lance singing a happy little tune about all the places and ways he‘d like to do it with Keith 8′‘D

* Suave contra la nave = smooth against the ship
* Duro contra el muro = hard against the wall
* Macizo contra el piso = solid against the floor
* Sin pena en la arena = with no shame on the sand
*Màs feliz con Keith = more happy with Keith

Sorry I got really lazy with the colors orz

THANKS A LOT @the-five-stages-of-feels for suggesting those rhymes and the help with translating and making up a punch line with Keith’ name in it!!!! ♥ uvu
I hope you like how it turned out (and that it somehow makes sense haha)

Very professional revenge for unprofessional behavior.

As humans often do, I became tired one day at work. I decided to use one of my 15 minute paid breaks to take a nap at my desk. One of my coworkers, who I have not only never wronged but never really had a conversation with prior to this, posted incredibly unflattering photos of me sleeping on Facebook all captioned by him with insults to my character and appearance. So, I got to wake up to a bunch of comments from people I’ve never met about how I’m a lazy, special-snowflake, millennial who looks like she used to be a man. That was super fun. What was even more fun was the fact that he’s firmly planted in the Good Ol’ Boys Club, which makes him bulletproof. The manager agreed that it wasn’t professional, but the poor man was suddenly and inexplicably stripped of his ability to do anything about it by those jerks in corporate.

I decided to do my poor manager a favor and take the responsibility off his hands. I sent all the screenshots I took to HR. They can’t fire my jerk coworker, but there are fates worse than firing. He is now currently becoming more and more annoyed by the mandatory harassment training he has to do. I can see him watching it at his desk, making annoyed comments to anyone who walks by and generally looking like he wants to shoot himself. I’m having a very good day today.

The kicker to all of this? I’ve been keeping track of all the 2 and 3-hour paid lunches that Mister Champion of the Company takes. To loosely quote the same man in his hilarious Facebook tirades against me, “How dare someone steal company time like this. What’s wrong with people?” I’ll be sending all of that to HR, plus some recordings of his racist/sexist tirades, when I leave in a week or two. I have interviews lined up, all for better paying jobs with lesser commutes.

Sayonara, shitty company, you gave me the experience and the resume boost to ditch you like the sack of crap you are.

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Witch tip!

So I am one of many witches, it seems, who lets out a little groan when a spell calls for a candle to burn all the way down until it puts itself out. “But that takes FOREVER. And I got shit to do, and I don’t wanna sit here for that long.” Because we wouldn’t ever leave a candle unattended, would we. For other lazy witches like me, or perhaps simply busy witches who don’t got time for that, little tip for ya…

Birthday candles! The fastest burning ones last literally a minute or two, and the slower ones, like these, last for maybe 5 to 10. It feels kinda like cheating, but in the best possible way. Also makes a great addition to a mini travel altar.

I actually can get really into it if there’s a short chant that I feel inclined to repeat. It’s the perfect amount of burn time to get lost in the words, but not so long that you’re all like, “Uh, ok, I can feel myself getting older. We done here?”

I’ve got white, blue, pink, and yellow here, but there’s just about every color in existence if you look hard enough.

And they fit in my little jars. Because JARS. Everything looks better in a jar.

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When my first attempt at modifying Earthbound sprites succeeded I felt inspired to do more, but college and stress got in the way and I lost my motivation in the end.

But then I saw feriowind’s drawing and inspiration struck again.

I really like how these guys look, so if I don’t get lazy in the process I might make walking animations for all of them. (ノ´ヮ´)ノ*:・゚✧

Starving - Smut

Originally posted by he-is-the-best-part-of-me

Author: @dumbass-stilinski

Rating: NSFW 18+

Pairing: Stiles Stilinski/Reader/Scott McCall (Threesome)

Words: 4,399

Request:  Anon: i feel like a threesome with the reader and scott and stiles/dylan and tyler would be amazing

A/N: I got really into this, so I apologize in advance if this ruins your life. Thank you to @toppunks for reading this through. I half edited it as well cause I got lazy. Also thank you so much to everyone who sent me a kind ask or message yesterday making sure I was alright. I really appreciate you guys and this is dedicated to all of you. This is probably the dirtiest shit I’ve ever written?

Listen to THIS


“I didn’t know that I was starving till I tasted you.”

When Derek lost his status as Alpha you were sad. Mostly because it meant that you’d have to find a new pack. Luckily, Derek was friends with Scott, who was a True Alpha, which meant you didn’t have to look very far. Scott was, of course, happy to take you in. And everything was great except for one thing.

Stiles Stilinski.

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anonymous asked:

could you tell me what gorilaz is.? i literally have No Idea

it’s a band! it was created by damon albarn (the guy from blur) and jamie hewlett (he made tank girl, the comic not the weird movie) to make fun of mtv but it got very out of hand very quickly. (that’s a good thing to me though jxhjsfkj) basically the whole thing is a real life band but all of the members are fictional characters. the music is REALLY good i highly recommend it 

so getting on to the actual story, in universe the whole thing started cause this one guy, murdoc niccals, (this is him)

was Up To No Good trying to steal some keyboards from this shop, uncle norman’s organ/keyboard emporium to start a band. you can probably guess what band it is. this boy stuart pot happens to be working at the shop at the time, which will be important later and by later i mean like one sentence after this. so murdoc crashes his car into the shop, but it ends up crashing straight into stuart’s eye which fills it up with blood….;_; it ends up sending him into a coma. poor guy

so murdoc has to take care of him for whatever reason because the legal system in their universe is somehow even worse than it is in real life. one day he’s doing a bunch of tricks with stuart in his car, and goes too far and knocks stu out the window. ;_; x2 …so he lands on the ground and his other eye also fills up with blood, but it ALSO sends him out of his coma. so he gets up and he looks like this. (except presumably less happy and more covered in blood)

<3

and murdoc is like “woah this guy is hot i’m gonna make him join my band” and decides to call him 2-D cause he has 2 dents in his head. not cause he’s 2 dimensional or anything. 

the next person murdoc decides to make join the band is russel hobbs, who is pretty well known because he’s a really good musician and also because he has a bunch of ghosts possessing him. 

murdoc decides to kidnap him because he thinks that’s a good idea for whatever reason. unfortunately this is not the last time he kidnaps someone. russel actually doesn’t really care that much though and joins the band anyways. 

by now they already have a guitarist whose name i’m not going to mention because i hate her, but she gets kicked out. so they need a new guitarist, they put an ad up, and IMMEDIATELY this fedex crate shows up at their door and this girl pops out.

she calls herself noodle because it’s the only english word she knows, and then proceeds to play the best guitar riff of all time. so they’re a band now! lots of weird things happen.

russel’s ghost boyfriend del shows up to rap and terrorize the rest of the band a bunch but like, terrorizing them in a nice way. if that makes sense.

eventually they try to make a movie and Trouble Arises when it turns out the director is literally making up everything on the spot, murdoc decides they should make the movie themselves, so 2-D starts making ideas for it.

 after a really long time spent on making ideas murdoc gets really mad and tries to strangle 2-D. :,( russel and noodle start fighting him over it and he decides he doesn’t need them anymore and leaves. he goes to jail like 5 seconds after. 

so they all go out to do gorilla things. 2-D has a lot of fun ^_^ and works at an amusement park for a little bit, murdoc is still in jail, russel tries to make his own album but demons keep trying to drag him down to hell and del gets exorcised so things are not going too well for him, and noodle goes back to japan and finds out she’s actually part of a child soldier project and had her memories erases, and can speak fluent english as well as a bunch of other cool stuff. 

murdoc breaks out of jail.

so noodle starts their next album, demon days. they have fun and make a bunch of music videos but More Trouble Arises when this weird fan named jimmy manson starts trying to kill everyone in the band.

 so murdoc makes a fake deal with him to kill noodle, and a real deal with noodle so that she can temporarily leave the band. and while they’re filming the video jimmy gets locked inside of her big floating island (that’s a thing she has.) so noodle fakes her death, jimmy actually does die, everything is going well except when the video is over noodle is actually completely gone. 

everyone is freaking out about this, and it turns out she got dragged down to hell by those same demons that were trying to do that to russel earlier…probably. 

because of this, 2-D decides to quit gorillaz and make his own thing, russel goes into the ocean to find her, and murdoc goes to hell. except not really, he was just really drunk. 

for real this time, murdoc goes to the place where noodle kind of died and made a robot out of her dna, cyborg noodle. she’s scary. 

then he gets chased away by these pirates he scammed created by someone called the boogieman who you’ll see again soon.

 while he’s trying to hide he finds this big island in the middle of the ocean away from all humanity called point nemo. he does the logical thing and spray paints it all pink, builds a really weird house (if you can call it that) on top, and calls it plastic beach.

he calls 2-D to come work on the album, but 2-D really doesn’t want to. so since murdoc is not a very good person, he…gets the boogieman to drug 2-D, put him in a suitcase and send him to plastic beach. this whole phase is really not good for 2-D.

so in case that wasn’t enough, murdoc finds out 2-D is super afraid of whales and to keep him from escaping he looks him in a room where a whale is right outside and there’s a view of said whale. ;;;_;;;

eventually, murdoc finds footage of noodle and takes 2-D and cyborg to go find her. the boogieman has started chasing murdoc to take his soul since murdoc hasn’t fulfilled his part of any of the deals he made with them. 

so after some stuff with bruce willis attempting to murder them happens, they go to the ocean and seem pretty close to finding noodle. noodle herself is now super cool looking and has a nice cat mask, and has also reunited with russel, who is now a giant after eating a bunch of toxic waste in the ocean.

unfortunately, 2-D and murdoc don’t find noodle, but they do find the boogieman killing a manatee for no good reason. so they head back to plastic beach, and the boogieman’s pirates have found it and started trying to destroy it.

somewhere inbetween all this, the evangelist who’s kinda like the boogieman’s opposite appears on the island delivering mail and being kind of a protective force. hopefully they’re being one over 2-D because he needs it.

SOOOO the real noodle and russel arrive at the plastic beach, boogieman and murdoc meet up and have a weird fight, boogieman summons more pirates, and cyborg noodle gets really messed up and starts trying to kill everyone. the whale outside 2-D’s room tries to eat him, but russel is able to get rid of it for a little bit. noodle meets cyborg noodle and it’s kinda awkward.

the whole island collapses and noodle and russel get separated. murdoc goes into a submarine and fakes his death, taking cyborg with him, and the whale gets back to 2-D and does what it would be expected to do. so things aren’t going very well. ;_;

noodle wakes up in a fishing village in japan and accidentally releases a demon, so she has an adventure chasing it until she freaken decapitates it. 

russel gets captured by people thinking he’s a monster because he’s 50 feet tall and has completely white eyes. after a while, the effects of the toxic waste wear off and he shrinks back to his normal size.

murdoc goes to jail again. cyborg noodle dies, probably.

the whale who ate 2-D dies, and 2-D wakes up on an island he thinks is deserted and has to live off of whale meat. :,( after a few months, he sees a plane and follows it, hoping it can get him off the island. he discovers there’s a beach rave going on a while from his side, and decides to take a year to find himself, which is pretty easy cause he was right there. also he really needed a break from everything that happened. he got a job making friendship bracelets.

after murdoc got out of jail again, he called all of the members back to england, and they all reunited. gorillaz are BACK BABEY

then they released their first song in 5 years and it was about donald trump and it was freaken GOOD


anyways i’m not sure if you were expecting such an in depth explanation but i hope this helps! this is actually even barely getting into it, there’s a lot more but i didn’t want this to be TOO long

anyways That’z Gorillaz

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Sometimes (actually most of the time) I don’t really feel like I’m mentally ill or allowed to say I’m mentally ill. Like, my problems aren’t cause by mental illness, it’s just an excuse for my laziness and lack of self discipline and my own character flaws. I feel like I’m just faking or playing it up and that I’m not really mentally ill. Then if I just got my shit together, all my problems would go away. It’s a really weird feeling and does little more than to make me feel worse.

🐰 ~ PART TWO ~  🐰

[ okay so apparently i follow too many ppl so i have to break this follow forever into three parts ]

i said i was gonna make a follow forever when i hit my last thousand and i got too lazy and never did so im sorry but i finally had some motivation to do it so here i am! thank you so everyone who follows me, you are all amazing and you all make tumblr and my dash a lovely place. <3 also a huge shout out to all the lovely friends i have made during my time on tumblr, you all truly make me feel so amazing inside and i’m really glad that a place like this has helped me find such amazing friends <3

if you want you can check out some of the sideblogs i own and are apart of! some are accepting members so check it out if your interested :)

- @t7ffany - @hyonces - @kriswuy - @-taetiseo - @taengs - @5ugas - @luna1k - @krystals1k - @jessicajunq -

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🐰 @jaebumblog 🐰 @jediyixing 🐰 @jellybaeek 🐰 @jeon-jpg 🐰 @jessica-jsy 🐰 @jessicasgorlfriend 🐰 @jessifanylove 🐰 @jiho 🐰 @jimiinnies 🐰 @jimin-nim 🐰 @jiminbuns 🐰 @jineos 🐰 @jinkouu 🐰 @jminies 🐰 @jongdaes-mom 🐰 @jonggdaes 🐰 @jonginery 🐰 @jonginism 🐰 @jonmyecn 🐰 @juliet-cbx 🐰 @junmyeon-please 🐰 @junmyeu 🐰 @justmyperfectgoddess 🐰 @juumyeon 🐰

k~
@kaileus  🐰 @kdramastuff  🐰 @kgirlsquad 🐰 @khunwufan 🐰 @kim-taeny 🐰 @kim-taeyeon 🐰 @kimjeongi 🐰 @kimjunnoodle 🐰 @kimjvngdae 🐰 @kimsjunmyeons 🐰 @kimtae-yeons 🐰 @kimtayeon 🐰 @kimtys 🐰 @kingsehun 🐰 @kintaeyeon 🐰 @kool-lay 🐰 @koyukie 🐰 @krisbones 🐰 @krisitup 🐰 @krystals1k 🐰 @kryyifan 🐰 @ksutrash 🐰 @kwonyuri 🐰 @kyeeungsoo 🐰 @kyoonsoo 🐰 @kysungsoo 🐰 @kyungsoolution 🐰 @kyungsoosacne 🐰 @kyungsootxt 🐰 @kyungsooyah 🐰 @kyungster 🐰 @kyungsuhos 🐰 @kyungwho 🐰 @kyuongii 🐰

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🐰 @ladybecool 🐰 @ladysuho 🐰 @lalisaes 🐰 @lalisam 🐰 @lalisani 🐰 @lavendervalar 🐰 @lay4president 🐰 @laychiuchiu 🐰 @laylord 🐰 @leejahewan 🐰 @lickmyeon 🐰 @lilbeansehun 🐰 @lionbaekkie 🐰 @little-sheep-xing 🐰 @littlechefsoo 🐰 @lonelysehun 🐰 @lordbaek 🐰 @lordbyun 🐰 @lostmybed 🐰 @lottohs 🐰 @lottomp3byexo 🐰 @lovbbh 🐰 @luckyonebyexok 🐰 @luhando 🐰 @luhanetti 🐰 @luhanslullaby 🐰 @luhaven 🐰 @luhtella 🐰 @lulayme 🐰 @lullabyun 🐰 @luluvly 🐰 @lunber 🐰 @lycheepeaches 🐰

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🐰 @m-iyoung 🐰 @mainrapper 🐰 @manobann 🐰 @manobun 🐰 @meiyixing 🐰 @miizutae 🐰 @milkifan 🐰 @milktu 🐰 @minhobi 🐰 @mini-woozi 🐰 @mini-yoongs 🐰 @minniedeer 🐰 @minscocksock 🐰 @minseok-ie 🐰 @minseokhyun 🐰 @minseokked 🐰 @minseoksjuliet 🐰 @minsocked 🐰 @minsoek 🐰 @minsugapuff 🐰 @minzbaek 🐰 @minzeok 🐰 @miyoung-ssi 🐰 @mnets 🐰 @mochyixing 🐰 @monsieur-dyoo 🐰 @monstaxing 🐰 @mrgalaxyfanfan 🐰 @my-bobohu 🐰 @my-suncheol 🐰 @myhappyexobubble 🐰

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🐰 @nayeoh 🐰 @neonfany 🐰 @ning-nings 🐰 @nini-dyo 🐰 @ninthwish 🐰 @nohsehun 🐰 @notbadohsehun 🐰 @nouember 🐰

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🐰 @obtaevion 🐰 @officialsmtown 🐰 @oh-sehunnn 🐰 @ohblackpink 🐰 @ohfucking-sehun 🐰 @ohhbaek 🐰 @ohhmylay 🐰 @ohneu 🐰 @ohsehunicons 🐰 @ohsehunn 🐰 @ohsenhun 🐰 @ohsilvers 🐰 @okaybaekhyun 🐰 @onlyblackpink 🐰 @oohsehunnies 🐰 @oohsenun 🐰 @ooomybaek 🐰 @ooomyhun 🐰 @ot9 🐰 @ot9s 🐰 @overdosingonkorean 🐰 @overyeol 🐰

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🐰 @palexing 🐰 @park-chaneyol 🐰 @parksexyeol 🐰 @pcwhyy 🐰 @pcybang 🐰 @pcybiased 🐰 @pcyoh 🐰 @peachjim 🐰 @peachy-soo 🐰 @peachysuho 🐰 @peechsoo 🐰 @peperoyeol 🐰 @perryeol 🐰 @pinklightstick 🐰 @pinklightstick 🐰 @planet-baek 🐰 @playboybaek 🐰 @please-dyo-me 🐰 @prankchanyall 🐰 @prankchanyeol 🐰 @princesehun 🐰 @promixing 🐰 @pumpkinhun 🐰 @puppybaek 🐰 @puppylisa 🐰 @puppyoongis 🐰

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🐰 @qeutae 🐰 @qirl-qroups 🐰 @qtjimin 🐰 @queenbyun 🐰 @queenhyo🐰 

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🐰 @r-velvets 🐰 @r4pline 🐰 @ramenyeol 🐰 @rapkingpcy 🐰 @ravyeolie 🐰 @realcereal 🐰 @realchanyeol 🐰 @rocketfuyeol 🐰 @roseinyourarea 🐰 @rosepark 🐰 @rudesuga 🐰 @ryuhaii 🐰

Got off my ass from being lazy and scanned the clear file >w< had to carefully take it out of its plastic because lol it’s that precious. I don’t really see this clear file from proxy anymore x_x bleh, luckily I bought extra *sobsob*. But who knows, if I might see another one around and I get lucky, I might get another one (not to give away again, incase you were wondering). 

SO! Bless your wall with a Soukoku/Souko-choco-ku/Chocosoukoku/I AM SO LAME LOL FORGIVE ME if you want to print this out to hang or something XD like….I do AHAHAHA;; Chuya look so effin’ sweet I can’t even can I not have Dars choco but just lick him– NO I DID NOT SAY THAT SHOO SHOO PLS NO >//>

Still got time for mai Soukoku/BSD giveaway so while I can only hope for any of you to be the three winners, you can still have a Soukoku. Uh. Something. XD Lord, forgive me lol I’m a bit brain dead and tired today after my first Japanese lesson since I haven’t studied in so long so I’m at like my 3rd cup of coffee right now to stay awake. 

Also! If any of you happen to use this image from the clear file I scanned for anything, most likely edits if I may be assumptive, credits isn’t necessary but it is much appreciated. 

Have fun. Lol