Read the sequel: She’s Testosterone 2 Words: 2.4k Genre: Crack Fic. No lies here. Summary: Drop dead gorgeous, cute and sassy - you adore your best friend. But is there more beneath the surface? Who exactly is Min Yoonji?
Draco: Today we’ll be baking chocolate chip cookies. The perfect recipe to take out your tragic backstory and pesky feelings on.
Draco: Okay, first things first, get out your ingredients and a generic cookbook if your pureblood parents passed down murderous beliefs instead of recipes.
Draco: Step one is put your sugar into the bowl. The recipe calls for a ¼ a cup white sugar and a ¾ cup of brown sugar or something like that, but c’mon… You think Wallburga taught Sirius how to perfectly measure out flour for his daily batch of cupcakes?
Plus - measuring’s for muggles amirite.
*cue the very fake, overused laugh track*
Draco: Oh, yeah, probably add the melted butter and golden syrup in about now too.
Draco: Now it’s time to add the salt! Now, we only need ¼ of a teaspoon - so you could even just cry into a dish, evaporate the water, and use that! If you start to relate to the mixture in the bowl in any way - it might be too salty!
Draco: Next up you’ll wanna add the egg. Personally, I enjoy envisioning the face of my enemies on the eggs. Sometimes, I’ll even draw a little smile on them. Then - boom! crack! - and the egg is added! who needs to confront feelings or problems when you can just crack eggs!
Draco: And now you’re ready for the best part!
It’s time to beat the heck out of this mixture.
Draco: Then add the sifted flour and baking soda, and…
That’s right - imagine the bowl is your feelings and beAT THE HECK OUT OF THE MIXTURE.
Draco: Now that you have the cookie-dough part down - it’s time for some chocolate chips.
Draco: Feel free to stress eat some of them, while you consider the seven essays you put off to bake these cookies.
Draco: And then as you mix them into the mixture, stress eat some cookie dough while you’re at it. wait no don’t do this that’s how u get salmonella
Draco: Then roll them into balls about the size of the snitch that asshole Potter took from you one goddamn second from the end of the game that bast-
Draco: Wait ten minutes and would you look at that! You have some cookies. I hope you enjoyed this educational and completely unhealthy way of dealing with feelings making chocolate chip cookies. Have a lovely day!
((ooc: this was too fun to make and i got 14 cookies out of it so - score! honestly would do this again if you wanted))
Hi i absolutely love your work, you write so beautifully; I actually have a request if you dont mind a Theo Raeken imagine based on the song When you love someone by James TW. Thank you & good luck with your exams :)
A/N: Thank you so much for your support, it means a lot. I hope you enjoy this one, and I’m so sorry for taking this long. Also thanks a lot, the exams were good! All the love.
Word Count: 752 words
Pairing: Theo Raeken X Reader
“Baby did u pack everything you need for the weekend?” I asked my five year old daughter, Amelia.
“Yes mummy,” she replied.
“Good, let me check on your brother then we’ll leave, sounds alright?”
She nodded and began sipping her juice.
I left the kitchen then walked towards the living room to see my eight year old son, Peter, settled on the couch watching tv.
“Hey mister, are you ready to spent the weekend with daddy?” I asked him, kissing his forehead gently.
He shrugged and continued watching tv. I sighed and sat there with him.
He took the divorce of me and Theo hard. Amelia is too young to understand, so is he but he knows we are just a broken family now. There’ve been changes in this house.
It don’t make sense, but nevertheless
Theo and I decided to part ways seven months ago, since then we lived separately. I had the kids all week except weekends, Theo got them for weekends.
“Baby, we have to leave now,” I said gently stroking his hair.
He sighed sadly and nodded, he got up and began taking his bag.
“Amelia, honey, let’s go.” I called for her. She nodded and held her teddy bear before happily going towards the car.
I locked the door and began settling kids on the car and started driving.
After we reached Theo’s house, the kids all ran towards the door and rang the doorbell.
I watched Theo open the door looking as beautiful as ever and opening his arms to greet his babies.
“Hello, hello I missed you guys, are you guys alright?” He asked before placing kiss on both of their forehead.
I stood awkwardly there before his door. He saw me and smiled lightly.
“No, I actually have to be home soon I have lot of work pending,” I smiled weakly at him.
“Just for a cup of tea then you can go?” He insisted.
The kids were already in the living room, Peter coloring his colorbook quietly and Amelia playing with her teddy, both sat on the carpeted floor.
Theo and I went to his kitchen.
Theo and I spoke at the same time.
“You first,” Theo chuckled.
“It’s about Peter,” I mumbled.
“What about him?” Theo asked concerned.
“I talked with his teacher the other day, he seems quiet nowadays too quite,” I said.
“He took the divorce hard,” Theo said gently massaging his forehead closing his eyes, a habit when he’s worried.
“Yeah, we should talk with him? Make him understand, atleast try to make him understand the situation?” I wondered.
Theo just nodded and I left the kitchen to walk into the living room.
“How can I make him understand this situation while I’m still trying to understand how it all happened.” Theo whispered so quietly, alone in his kitchen.
“Mommy?” Peter asked.
“Yes my lovey?”
“Why do we have two homes now?” He asked sadly.
I took a deep breathe, “son, you should know, sometimes mom’s and dad’s fall out of love, sometimes two homes are better than one.” I smiled sadly
“Some things you can’t tell your sister ‘cause she’s still too young,” Theo joined bringing a tray full of snacks and two mugs of tea for us and two glass of soft drinks for the kids.
“Yeah,” I said stroking Peter’s hair as he sat on my lap after I settled on the couch, Amelia too oblivious to what’s happening, playing with her dolls.
“Ame, would you like some drinks, baby? I got your favourite cookies too,” Theo cooed at his youngest.
That caught her attention and she ran towards Theo, helping herself with the snacks and going to play again on the carpeted floor.
“Why mommy? Why daddy? I want a complete family too like my friends.” Peter said.
“Baby we are complete family, we always will be, it’s just we live in two houses but we’re still a family.” Theo assured him, gently kissing him on his forehead.
“You gotta believe us, it’s all for the best, It don’t make sense, it don’t add up, but remember we’ll always love you no matter what,” I said smiling softly.
“Always,” Theo promised.
This made Peter smile.
“Now, A FAMILY HUG!” Theo cheered and called Amelia too.
Theo hugged all three of us and we all held each other tightly affectionately.
I felt Theo place a small kiss on my forehead and gently said, “we’ll always be a family.”
“*squeal* YOU WERE GOING FOR IT. YOU WERE LIKE ‘YEAH!!!’“
Akui and Tsuki’s adventures at the con! Tsuki-chan and I were passing by, then we stopped by a group of awesome people who gave us strawberry pocky and we decided to play the pocky game! XDDD
Hey can i request a mark lee scenario , where he's high key in love with his best friend and does anything for her but shes soo oblivious , it annoys him till he explodes ( please make it loong and fluffy
Pairing : Reader x Mark
Genre : fluff
A/N : so didn’t have wifi for way too long and couldn’t post anything
for you guys sowwy !! this was such a cute request I hope it was fluffy
There was a knock at your front door at exactly 10 o’clock, just like
he said. He was always on time and never kept you waiting, probably one
of the reasons he was your best friend.
“I have your coffee with milk and two sugars here. I got you your
favourite chocolate cookie too, they’re freshly baked” Mark said and
handed over the mentioned goodies.
“Ah thank you you’re a star I’m dying for caffeine” you swallowed down
your coffee with a big bite of cookie. You instantly felt more awake
and energized and ready to take on the day.
You wanted to clear out
your wardrobe and take your clothes to various charity shops so Mark
had offered to help. Ever since you could remember Mark had always
helped you with anything you had to do and you appreciated it, not many
people were as nice and kind as he was.
You threw your hair up in a bun and started explaining to Mark what
each pile of clothes meant. He listened intently and got to work
putting everything in it’s right bag. After 4 hours had flown by you’d
finished sorting out everything and your wardrobe looked significantly
“Thank you Mark so much this would’ve taken me forever. I’m just going
to drop them off now and I’ll be done” you said gratefully.
“I can drive you if you like. My car is just in front” he replied
pointing to your door.
You began to shake your head to decline his offer. He’d helped enough
and you didn’t want to take advantage of his big heart. He insisted though
and 10 minutes later you found yourself in the passenger seat of his
car. You slowly went round to all your destinations and dropped off
your clothes. By the time you were done you were both starving and just
realised that neither of you had had lunch.
“Let’s eat out” Mark suggested.You agreed as you didn’t necessarily
feel like cooking anything.
“We should go to your favourite place, you know next to the stadium” he
said starting the car.
“But you don’t like it there”
“It doesn’t matter you do” he smiled at you.
He’s the nicest person on earth, you thought. He’d always been like
that, putting others before himself. You thought it was a great quality
to have but worried that he might be too nice for his own good.
As you saw a waiter approaching your table you began to panic. You were never good at speaking to strangers and always ended up stuttering. To try not to mess up you rehearsed what you wanted in your head, a coke and cheeseburger.
“What can I get you today?” the waiter asked and looked at you waiting for your order.
“Umm I’ll have .. I want .. I” you began but Mark helped and ordered for you. He knew what you liked and how uncomfortable you felt. He smiled at you when the he’d ordered for himself as well and you let out a breath you didn’t know you’d been holding in.
When you were both done Mark drove you home. Just before you got out of the car you turned to him to thank him.
“Thank you for everything today you’re such a great friend”
He looked straight ahead of him and nodded slightly. You waved slightly but he drove away as soon as you were out of the car.You didn’t know if it was just you or if he’d suddenly got angry. Not thinking much of it you walked into your house and got ready to sleep. Before going to bed though you texted Mark but he didn’t answer.
You woke up the next day to your door bell ringing. Rubbing your eyes you dragged yourself to open the door and found Mark standing there. He walked past you and sat on your sofa staring at the wall in front of him.
“Is everything o-”
“Why don’t you get it?” he asked turning to look at you.
“Get what?” you walked closer to him, confused.
“I do all this for you and you still don’t get it”
You widened your eyes not understanding what he meant. What was he talking about?
“Damnit y/n I like you. I’ve liked you for a long time and I try to do everything for you to notice in that way and yet I’m just a ‘friend’” he sighed rubbing his face.
“You like me?” you repeated stunned.
He looked at you for the first time that day and simply nodded. His eyes looked tired but they still checked to see if you were okay. True he’d always been there for you but you never thought he’d liked you too. You’d tried hard to keep your feelings hidden down and right now you could feel them bubbling over.
“I-I like you too Mark” you mumbled looking anywhere but him.
“What? What did you just say” he asked urgently standing up and walking towards you. You just looked at him and nodded as a smile broke out on his face. A smile made it’s way onto your face as he engulfed you in a hug and held you for a few minutes. His hand stroked the top of your hair and you let out a sigh of relief. You’d been wanting this forever but never thought you’d actually get it. Mark moved back and just smiled at you making you melt.
“Let’s go out” he whispered. You nodded and quickly got ready to leave. When you were ready he took you all in and the look on his face made you blush.
You smiled and followed him out to his car. While he drove he shyly took your hand and rubbed circles with his thumb. Your cheeks reddened and you almost forgot how to breathe. You both had breakfast out then walked around your favourite park. He kept a hold of your hand the whole day constantly playing with your hair and reminding you how beautiful you were. It felt like you were floating and you never wanted the day to end.
Hey guys! This is something that I wanted to do for a couple of friends and another anon who gave me this cute example that made me think of this fic (x). @akumanonezumi and @the-floofinator Sorry it took so long guys, I was just really busy planning other fics out! I really hope you two and that anon like this! So without further ado, please enjoy! <3
my god, he’s so cute!”
know right?! Here kitty kitty! I’ve got cookies!”
me some! I wanna feed him too!”
rolled his eyes slightly as he heard his fellow classmates gushing over the cat
Servamp that was currently resting on his head like he always did. Kuro yawned
softly, and opened one lazy red eye to glance at the squealing girls. Crossing
his arms, the teen sighed, and reached up to pull the sleepy vampire down.
Cuddling him to his chest, Mahiru felt Kuro’s ears twitch lightly as he pressed
his lips to the Servamp’s sensitive cat ears.
you mind Kuro?” the Eve asked, pulling away slightly so that he could look his
partner in the eyes. Kuro blinked at him slowly, before he sighed and nodded.
Smiling softly, Mahiru gently scratched under the Servamp’s chin in thanks,
before gently handing Kuro to one of the girls. “Okay, play nice Kuro. I’ll
just be cleaning the chalkboard, and when I’m done, we can leave. Have fun!”
his Eve walk away, Kuro turned his attention to the cooing girls. This shouldn’t
be too bad, besides they had cookies! Everything was going fine until one of
the girls decided to begin scratching at the sides of his furry belly. Feeling
his fur fluff out, Kuro tried to twitch away from the invasive fingers, but
when another pair began to scratch behind his eats, the Servamp clenched his
eyes shut as he tried to hold his cat form. Weird sensations were flying
throughout his tiny body as the girls giggled and scratched at his furry parts.
Opening his eyes, Kuro tried to send Mahiru an SOS signal through their bond,
but the brunet was too busy dusting off the eraser to notice his predicament.
Feeling one of the girls fingers suddenly scratch near his lower tummy, Kuro
finally had enough and let out a scratchy sounding meow.
Hearing the sound his Servamp made, Mahiru turned around to see Kuro giving him
a pleading look. Furrowing his brow, Mahiru put the erasers down, and held out his
arms. Seeing this, Kuro squirmed free of the confusing, yet invasive touches,
and flung himself at his awaiting Eve. Once Kuro was in his arms, the brunet
brought the trembling cat closer to his chest, and frowned. “Kuro? You okay?”
his head, Kuro clung to the brunet harder when he heard the girls whining and
wanting to hold him again. Hearing Mahiru mumble something, and the teen’s hold
tighten a little more, Kuro swallowed and looked up to see Mahiru looking back
at him with a soft gaze. Noticing that the whining had stopped, the Servamp
loosened his hold, and peeked around to see that the loud teen girls were gone.
for leaving you with them Kuro…I should’ve watched over you,” Mahiru sighed
out, as he rubbed Kuro’s back softly with his thumb. “I’m done cleaning up now.
How about we go home, and I can start an early dinner. How’s your favorite
the Servamp mumbled out, slowly climbing back on top of Mahiru’s head as the
teen went to fetch his backpack. Once they were out of the school, Kuro slowly
lowered himself until he was lying on his Eve’s left shoulder. Turning to look
at the other, the brunet jumped slightly when Kuro rubbed the side of his face
lightly. “I can practically hear you thinking. Don’t worry about what happened.
It wasn’t your fault.”
slightly, Mahiru thought over what Kuro said, and then looked towards the ground,
feeling a small blush begin to rise on his face. He couldn’t believe his lazy
neet of a Servamp was trying to cheer him up. Shaking the thoughts from his
head, the Eve turned to his head to face the black cat again, and pressed a small,
shocking, kiss to the Servamp’s furry cheek. Smiling his one hundred watts
smile at the other, Mahiru scratched behind Kuro’s ear. Glad that he was in his
cat form, or else Mahiru would see the pure flush he knew he had on his cheeks,
Kuro muttered his usual ‘what a pain’ and looked away shyly. Seeing this,
Mahiru snickered, and quickened his pace so that the two could get back to the
for that Kuro,” Mahiru told the Servamp, once they were at the door. Kuro sighed,
and jumped down from his Eve’s shoulder. Once inside the dark apartment, Kuro
shifted to his vampire form, and toed of his boots. Mahiru shut the door, and
did the same with his shoes. Placing his backpack towards their shoes, the Eve
slowly walked away from his Servamp, obvious heading towards the kitchen to
make their dinner. Kuro watched this, before scratching the back of his head,
and slowly followed his Eve’s form. Seeing Mahiru enter the kitchen, the
Servamp creeped into the living room, and flopped down on their couch, picking
up the discarded game device that the vampire had placed on the floor the night
before. “Kuro? Beef or chicken?”
I guess…” Kuro lazily called back, and Mahiru chuckled lightly at the Servamp
monotone voice. Even with food the Servamp sounded bored. Setting the pan down
to boil, Mahiru opened the packages, before leaving the kitchen, knowing a
watched pot takes longer to boil. Hearing Kuro’s game device playing, the Eve
rolled his eyes with a soft smile, before he made his way over to the Servamp.
Noticing Kuro laying down, Mahiru tried to hold his snickers back when he saw
that Kuro’s feet were dangling off the couch, meaning the Servamp was too tall
to actually fit that way on the furniture. “Are you going to stare at me all
day? Or are you going to come over here?”
at being found out, Mahiru sighed, and made his way over to the Servamp, who
was still playing his game, but now he was looking at his Eve. Sitting down
lightly near the other’s legs, the Eve gently tapped at Kuro’s legs, and the Servamp
placed them in his Eve’s lap. Rubbing soothing patterns into the vampire’s
legs, Mahiru turned on the television with his free hand, and put on an anime
the two usually watched together. Kuro shut his game device off, and turned his
attention to the TV once the anime’s opening began to play. Glancing at his
partner, Mahiru smiled softly when he saw the interested look in the other’s
red eyes. He was just like a little kid in a candy shop. Looking down at the
Servamp’s legs, a thought suddenly occurred to the Eve.
the brunet asked, gaining his Servamp’s attention. Kuro blinked at the teen’s
tone of voice, before noticing that it looked like something was on the Eve’s
mind. Once he had the full attention of the lazy vampire, Mahiru bit his lip as
he tried to think of what to say. How was he going to put this? Shaking his
head, the teen decided he should just be direct, so he glanced at the confused
Servamp with determination in his hazel eyes. “What made you react the way you
did when my classmates were paying attention to you. You usually love getting
their food and attention, so…what happened?”
Kuro mumbled, feeling shocked from the Eve’s question. He knew Mahiru was going
to ask questions, but to do it was that much determination had the Servamp
flustered. Seeing the expression on his partner’s face, Mahiru frowned
slightly, and looked at his hands, which were still gently rubbing at his
partner’s legs. Kuro swallowed slightly, and glanced back at the anime. Damn.
Mahiru knew he wasn’t good with his words and emotion. Sighing, Kuro gently
bumped Mahiru’s belly with his one leg, gaining the Eve’s attention once again.
Seeing the unsure emotion now flowing through the brunet’s sparkling eyes, Kuro
swallowed the lump in his throat, and cleared his throat. “Um…I guess…I didn’t
like where they were putting their hands…it made me feel weird things…”
things?” Mahiru muttered to himself, thinking over what the other had said.
Glancing down at Kuro’s legs, the Eve began to tap a gentle rhythm around the
Servamp’s knees, noticing the way the vampire’s legs twitched slightly when he tapped
over the left kneecap. Blinking, a sudden thought made its way into the teen’s
head, causing a small smirk to rise on his face. Noticing the change of
expression on his Eve, Kuro shifted, feeling a little nervous. Looking at his
Servamp, Mahiru noticed the hesitation in the other’s face, and quickly erased
the smirk from his lips. “Kuro…could it be that your ticklish? Where were the
girls touching you?”
this, the Servamp bristled slightly. Ticklish? Why did that sound familiar?
Shaking the sudden uneasiness away, Kuro looked his Eve in the eyes, and
noticed a small twinge of curiosity in them. Licking his lips, Kuro glanced
down at his hands, which were trembling lightly. Flinching slightly, Kuro felt
his eyes widen under his fringe when Mahiru had reached out, and laced their
hands together. Feeling the warmth of his Eve, Kuro relaxed completely, and
slowly looked into his Eve’s face again. There was no judgement in the teen’s
face, and Kuro felt himself relax even further. Feeling the tenseness soak away
from the other, Mahiru smiled softly at the vampire.
don’t have to tell me if you don’t want to, okay Kuro?” the Eve asked, getting
ready to get up to check to see if the soup water is boiling yet in the kitchen.
Seeing Mahiru getting ready to get up, Kuro fumbled slightly, and reached out.
Feeling the Servamp’s sudden hand around his wrist, Mahiru let out a yelp of
shock when he was suddenly pulled down. Landing on the other, the Eve reached
for anything that could hold the impact, but when the teen’s hands grabbed at
Kuro’s side, the Servamp flinched harder than before, causing Mahiru to
literally fall face first into his chest. Hearing the slight hitch of breath,
the teen quickly leaned up, and looked into the blushing face of his partner. “Kuro?
I’m sorry! Are you okay?”
hand…please move it…” Kuro shakily let out, confusing his Eve. The brunet
blinked owlishly, and let his eyes wander down to where his hands rested on the
Servamp’s sides. Cocking his head to the left, Mahiru gently squeezed the
vampire’s sides again, making the other twitch, as he let out a small breathy
yelp. Staring into each other eyes, Kuro shook his head as Mahiru grinned
mischievously at him. “Mahiru. N-no…”
his head, the Eve quickly wiggled his fingers down the Servamp’s sides, smiling
when the other let out a squeak before breaking down in adorable giggles,
unlike what the Eve expected. Hearing the childish laughter rise out of the
neet vampire’s mouth, Mahiru watched as his partner squirmed, and tried to stop
his hands from reaching anymore tickle spots. Smiling at the sight of Kuro’s
now flushing face, Mahiru gently dug his fingers into the Servamp’s tummy,
laughing along with the other when the vampire let out another high-pitched
giggle. Kuro could not believe this was happening. Shaking his head, the
Servamp gave up trying to catch his Eve’s hands, and just clenched the couch
cushions with his hands. Seeing Kuro giving up trying to fight the tickles,
Mahiru slowed his fingers down until they were just swirling around the shallow
belly button of his giggling partner.
“M-Mahihihihrruuu!” Kuro whined,
feeling his giggles beginning to quiet once the tickling slowed to a stop.
Looking at his Eve through his teary red eyes, Kuro let out a few more bubbly
giggles when the teen gently scratched the spot underneath his cute belly
button. Mahiru smiled softly at his partner when he heard the childlike
giggles, before finally moving his hands up until they scratched lightly under
the Servamp’s chin. Shaking his head, Kuro wrapped his hands around the teen’s
wrists, but did nothing else as more giggles spilled from his lips. “P-plehehehehease!
I’m done,” Mahiru sighed out, taking his hands away to gently rub through the
Servamp’s blue bed head. Kuro closed his eyes as he felt this and breathed out
a small purring sound through the last remaining giggles that were stuck in his
throat. Once the Servamp’s breath evened out, Kuro opened his eyes, and looked
at the soft expression his Eve had on his face. Letting out a sigh, the Servamp
relaxed more into his Eve’s hold, with his usual ‘what a pain,’ falling from
his lips. Hearing this, Mahiru snickered, and Kuro blushed at the wonderful
noise. “Are you okay Kuro? I didn’t go too far did I?”
his head, Kuro glanced at the television, noticing that the anime they were
watching was over. How much time did his Eve spend torturing him? Frowning,
Kuro glanced towards the kitchen when he heard the sounds of flames flickering.
Blinking, the Servamp looked at his Eve with a confused look, making the Eve
confused as well until their fire alarm went off. Hearing this, Mahiru
remembered the boiling pot he left on the burner before the tickle attack he
unleashed on his lazy partner. Getting up fast, Kuro heard the Eve curse before
tearing towards the kitchen as quickly as he could. Hearing a shout, Kuro let
out another sigh, before sitting up. Unknowingly, the Servamp had a smile on
his face as he got up off to couch to check on his freaking out Eve.
•Knight taught Pistachio about Undertale. Every since, her new catch phrase has been, “NGGAAAHHHHH!!!!”
•Devil is super overprotective of Angel. Like, he will have a freaking panic attack if he doesn’t even see them.
•Apple is 4 years old, Pancake is 5, Angel is 3, Devil is 9, Cherry is 10, Creampuff is 8 and Wizard is 7.
•Brave, Bright, and Boarder are all the same age, 15. Strawberry is the youngest at 14 and Ninja is the oldest at 16.
•Fire Spirit and Tiger Lily were the only L-Grades that were babies and had childhoods.
•Fire Spirit was raised by the Red Dragon, whose real name is Karla. He even has a dragon sister named Stella, who is very close to him. His cousin, Alpha, constantly tried to teach him how to wrestle. (He tried to prove FS was gay once by kissing and biting him in sensitive areas. No, he did not bite his dick)
•Tiger Lily was raised by her original parents, the King and Queen, for the first 12 years old her life. When the Kingdom started to collapse, Tiger Lily couldn’t escape with her family and ended up staying behind. That’s how she met Butter Tiger, and developed keen senses to survive in the jungle. She’s lived in the Pineapple Village with the natives, and has been their leader ever since.
•Wind Archer loves to chew and suck on anything made of fabric. He even chews and sucks on his scarf to calm himself down sometimes. The Sugar Swan knows about this, but she pretends not to for his sake.
•Sea Fairy actually has a great sense of humor, and a hilarious laugh.
•Moonlight has a safety zone. What is this safety zone? Her girlfriends breasts. She digs her face in them, kneads them, she even sleeps in them. They’re very soft and squishy.
•Gumball can do a perfect impression of Funtime Freddy. He likes pranking and scaring other cookies with it. Peppermint likes it though, they think its adorable.
•Once, Pistachio went to Alchemist and Vampire’s house dressed as Undyne, and started singing Fishy Love for Alchemist. Unfortunately she didn’t quite get it, but she was happy with it anyway. (They are quite literally Alphys and Undyne, DevSisters can’t pull the wool over my eyes.)
•When Vampire needs a snack, he steals a bunch of them from the grocery store Strawberry works in. Don’t worry, Alchemist always comes back to pay for what he stole.
•Lime can climb into that giant beach ball of hers. She even sleeps inside it sometimes. Orange and Lemon like rolling it around the beach when she’s inside, which makes her very dizzy in the end.
•Adventurer, Rockstar, and Cinnamon are always fighting over Mint Choco’s heart. He actually loves all three of the boys equally, and just wants all of them to become friends. Or lovers, even better!
•Fire Spirit actually can eat popsicles. His favorites are popsicle sticks, and his favorite color is bright green. He usually eats them in private, because the way he eats them is embarrassing. But he loves to start at the tip and slowly lick it all over. Then he shoves the whole thing in his mouth and rapidly sucks on it, then he slows down and sucks it till it’s gone. What? Were you thinking of something else?
•Strawberry is adorable under her hood. She has short light lavender white hair, with flat bangs that cover her forehead, those big brown eyes, and freckles just to make it all complete.
•Werewolf isn’t dangerous in his wolf form, he’s actually a big soft puppy! He’ll roll around and yap happily if he trusts you enough to be around him.
•Apple met Werewolf in a field of flowers. She was there to pick some for her moms, but she saw Furball Pup and immediately fell in love. Children love puppies you know. She played with Furball Pup and Werewolf made flower crowns for the both of them. Since then, Apple is one of the few who can get near Werewolf without being afraid.
•Cocoa and Cherry Blossom live together, taking care of Apple and Cherry.
•Boarder and Brave are boyfriends, but they act just as normal as good friends! They play video games and eat Cheetos together. When they have sleepovers, they like snuggling and smooching each others cheeks. (This one’s for you Fred!)
•Bright is a self proclaimed “Gay Detector”. She claims she can even smell it.
•Peppermint loves bubble baths. They could stay in a bath tub forever if they could! But Sea Fairy always takes them out after a while.
•Pink Choco sends secret love letters to Cotton Candy to make her feel good. She never signs them though.
•Peach is a great chef. She can whip up anything you wish! And pretty fast too. She holds the record for Fastest Chef in the Cookie Kingdom.
•Banana and Popcorn work together in the circus. Banana has her hula hoops, and Popcorn is a trapeze actor.
•Popcorn and Fire Spirit are unlikely friends. They bumped into each other while walking on the sidewalk, making Popcorn’s hair heat up and pop. It scared both of them, but Popcorn is pretty chill about everything, and didn’t seem to mind one bit. They ended up conversing for a while after that, and became friends almost immediately.
•Vampire actually eats garlic, despite him being a vampire. He doesn’t seem to mind it at all.
•On days when she’s feeling extra evil, Cherry will visit Devil and they’d have a day of pranks. These pranks can get pretty extreme, so watch out!
•When Cinnamon can’t find Cinnamon Bunny, they use Moon Rabbit as an assistant instead. She’s too big for his hat, but she can of course help him with other tricks!
•Cheesecake is much nicer then people think. She’s always giving advice, helping out around her fathers building, she even babysits Onion in her spare time, since Blackberry is so busy with Buttercream Choco.
•Cotton Candy is an Otaku. Nuff said.
•Dino-Sour loves cream cheese, and even feeds some to his baby dino. He doesn’t know where his obsession comes from, all he knows is cream cheese is delicious.
•Hero is a pure and innocent cinnamon bunny. Or, did you know that already? He is adorable, but my real hc for him is he lives the library. Since there’s no librarian, he acts as one. He sleeps on the top floor of the library, and made a little space for JellyCo Cube on a bookshelf for him to sleep in too.
•Angel may be a baby, but they’re much smarter then people think. They can even be smarter then Devil sometimes, but that’s not to say they don’t love their brother with all their heart.
•Soda can understand and speak several languages, his favorite being Hawaiian. He loves singing in different languages too, and playing the ukulele makes near perfect.
•Princess learned Karate from General Jujube, whom also taught Peach. Since they learned it together, they became good friends down the road.
•Knight might never admit it, but he looks up to Pistachio as a sister. He tries as much as he can to be just like her, and its adorable.
Lemon isn’t exactly emo, in fact he can be rather fun loving and joyful.
Orange and Lime can hold their breathes for much longer then other cookies can, so they kiss and smooch underwater where nobody can see them.
•Kiwi loves music, its one of his other passions, apart from riding his motorbike. Probably why he and Rockstar get along so well.
•Macroon swoons over Carol. She has a huge crush on her, but she’s too scared to tell her. She taps lightly on her drums when Carol is around to try and get her attention. If she’s lucky, she’ll get a smile from Carol. Maybe someday that smile will turn into a kiss.
Well, that’s all the hcs I could think of. I hope I got all the cookies. And I hope these are uhh… Decent, enough for this fandom. I highly doubt anybody would like these, but its all I got right now so uh, enjoy, I guess. :V
An Even Season WOULD NOT be a repeat of season 3 and heres why
Okay so I don’t know, some of you guys who have been following my blog for a while now, might have picked up that I’m just ??? not an angry person. I like naming every single fly I see and leaving messages like “be happy” and “What’s a pigs favourite pizza? MUDLOVERS!” on the fogged up mirror after having a shower… but like recently my sister told me something that made me
I was telling her for the millionth time how much I love Even and I couldn’t deal with how much I wanted and needed an Even season and get this,
THIS is what she said to me: (note:please read the following in a very high pitched annoying voice that you would give someone you dislike when retelling stories) “ew omg noooo i would hate that! omg that would suck so much and make me so annoyed.”
Me, getting super confused and just feeling so attacked: “um what? why? what?”
Little smelly sister: “Because omg we’ve already had evaks story! That would be so silly to do it again! it will just be season 3 all over again. Would be SO BORING”
Okay I know, I was so angry I just….couldn’t think straight and then it made me think: Did other people feel this way? Do people actually think an Even season would be an “evak” season and not a god damn Even season????
Because listen, that is bullshit and heres why:
1. Last season was not about Evak.
Sure it was part of the storyline, Isak falling in love with a boy that made him see the world differently and face all of the insecurities and issues he has been repressing since season 1.
- Mental illness,
- Knowing that it’s okay to ask for help,
- Being true to yourself,
- Learning to accept yourself and
- To not let fear of an uncertain future stop you from truly living life.
Those were all of the things season 3 was about and I think it is an insult to Julie and Isak, to say that his story was just about his relationship? No. Season 3 was so much more and it was about Isak
2. Even is more than a love interest.
oh my gosh, Even, Even, Even. This character proved to be so much more than I initially thought, the first time I laid eyes on him. This boy is amazing. He is 19 years old yet he has been through so much more than we can even imagine. He is kind, charismatic, creative, he draws silly pictures, makes movies that no one but Even himself could think of. He loves so much and smiles so bright, yet at the same time he is dealing with a serious illness that could easily control his entire life, yet ??? he is at school, trying to take charge and give himself a fulfilling happy life despite the illness that hangs over his head and tells him that he doesn’t deserve that, that he isn’t worth it. There is so much essence and potential to his character that, I just cannot see him as being just a love interest. he truly deserves to have his story told but it’s more than that…
3. His story NEEDS to be told.
Most of my life I have spent so much time feeling things that i don’t understand and that i’m even ashamed of for feeling. How many times have you thought to yourself “no one understands me” “I am alone” How many times have you felt like no one in the entire world could possibly feel or make sense of the things you feel?
The thing is we all have “the brain is alone” feelings but the worse part is feeling too ashamed to talk about it and believing that you are alone in how you feel. Having an Even season not only means that we have someone to represent everything that we feel and can’t put into words, someone who we can relate to and show us that if they can live a life with an illness and not let it take control, then, maybe we can too…
But it also gives a chance for people who don’t quite understand mental illness, to literally be put into the mind of someone who does and live the life of a person with bipolar.
I can’t even fathom how brilliant that would be. Not just for people who need someone to show them they aren’t alone and how they too can fight back and be worthy of a happy life despite the illness that tells them they aren’t, but also for the people who are confused about mental illness and would like to learn more. Even can both educate, and relate to us all.
and oh my gosh can you just imagine how brilliant that would be? Not only will we all be brought together but for once, we can talk about the things we feel and go through, without feeling ashamed and silly for feeling it.
Because if Even Bech Næsheim, the most beautiful, sweet and charismatic guy on earth feels like this, then what is there to be ashamed of? What is there to hide? Maybe Even’s season can finally make us feel safe enough to talk about it, safe enough to not be alone.
After your little chat with Hux, he gave you his number and told you to let you know whenever you’re free. You happily followed him out the door and promised to call him soon. You went back to the kitchen with a smile on your face.
“So who was the guy?” Rey asked as she was icing some cupcakes.
“He came in a couple days ago and we talked. He came back to ask me to dinner.”
“What’s his name?”
Rey nodded, “So you gonna go for it?” Rey finished icing the last one and began setting them into a box.
You began to clean up her mess, “Yeah. He seems really nice and God knows the last time I’ve been on a date.”
“Well, I hope it all works out for ya, friend!” Rey booped your nose with the icing bag and left the kitchen to go out front.
Your prompts are like a very good addiction!!!! Constantly checking for updates! But I am totally liking the Blind Obi-Wan and Boba relationship. Can you do more with Boba growing up some more and Obi-Wan checking in whenever he can. Love from a Canadian fan!!!!
“Knock knock.” Boba looked up quickly, hands institutionally
going for the blaster on his belt before relaxing even before they
touched the weapons. “Obi-Wan, you know better then to sneak in
here.” Boba greeted the grinning Jedi sitting in his window.
“I had some time off from the front lines, some spare time in the
temple. Thought I’d drop by and check on my favorite bounty
hunter.” The blind man offered happily.
“I’m the only bounty hunter you know.” Boba snorted before
smiling as the man easily settled into the room, finding his path
easily to the kitchen to raid Boba’s kitchen.
“Not true, I know plenty bounty hunters.” Obi-Wan said while
snagging a pack of cookies from Boba’s cabinet, squeezing them
experimentally and then flopping down on Boba’s couch like a cat.
“And you haven’t had time to trap these, so hah, I’m eating all
“Let me rephrase, I’m the only friendly Bounty hunter you know
and yeah, fine, go ahead, get a stomach ache.” Boba watched the
copper haired man squirm around until he was throwing his legs over
the couch back, back on the seat cushions and head hanging of as he
opened the cookie bag. “…And how is that a comfortable position?”
“Jedi secret~” Obi-Wan grinned before sticking a cookie in his
mouth. “And I know plenty friendly ones too!” He got out without
spraying cookie crumbs everywhere.
“Bossek does not count. And neither does the rest of my crew, they
tolerate you because you’re my friend.”
“Naw, Bossek likes me. He thinks I’d make a wonderful stew.”
Boba snorted at that, but couldn’t help a small grin too as he went
back to his food. “You do know I have actual food in the apartment?
I’m having lunch, tauntaun sandwich. I can easily make one for you
“Bah, I’m happy with cookies. Don’t worry, I’ll pack away
some proper food when I leave, I’ll drop by Dexter and perhaps that
bakery not far from him.” Obi-Wan mused.
“You eat way to much sweets for a man your age.
“You sound like Anakin.”
“Ugh, don’t say that. He whines to much.”
“You whine too.”
“Yeah but I’m twelve. I got reason to whine. He’s twenty two.”
Obi-Wan sniggered happily. “I’m going to tell him that.”
“Please do, he’s hilarious when he’s pouty on vid. Rex always
tells me if its because of something you said that he’s pouting.”
Of course Rex keeps you updated. Obi-Wan laughed warmly.
“Rex also been informing me that you caught someones eye.” Boba
leaned took a big bite out of his sandwich, chewing happily on the
meat and butter and bread. Fresh rations were always good when not on
“You mean Cody? I like him, Cody’s…” Obi-Wan grinned a bit.
“Are you going to date him?”
“I don’t know…do you think that would be alright?” Obi-Wan
mused. “I mean, it wouldn’t be weird for you? He’s is a vod.”
“If you found some happiness…well more happiness that is, I’m
fine with it. Though honestly you’re giddy most of the time
anyhow.” Boba snorted.
“Eh, we’ll see.”
“Hmm…please eat something other then cookies Obi-Wan.”