i got bored okay!

shit Kara has probably said

Winn, hold my Alkaarien beer

Who dares me to speed eat four pizzas? Who? Who? I’m gonna do it

See, the thing is, [goes off talking in kryptonian about science]

No, Alex.

What’s that word in English?

Why is English this way?

Why is spelling in English so hard?

Lena, when’s the last time you slept?

Can you two stop jumping off balconies?

(About food at alien bar) how do you know that’s not a human?

(Someone asking her about college) I have *incoherent mumbling* degrees (you have what?) Five

I’m not pining after Lena!

Lena’s my best friend and I love her!

What did you say about Luthors?

Don’t get mad, but… I adopted five dogs.

Listen, listen, I know 137 languages, okay? English is just a pain.

I got bored and built a computer.

No, Lena.

It’s not clay, it’s a chunk of iron.

Kara, yes

Buy my silence for 30 pizzas a day
5

–blackpink x nylon japan x gucci

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Requested by: Anonymous
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Pairing: Reader x Peter Parker
Word Count: 3.6K
Warnings: Fighting, fluff

A/N: Set during CA:CW airport scene, so obviously some changes to canon to incorporate the reader. Reader’s powers look and act the same as the powers on The Last Airbender (the cartoon, not that movie. The movie was shit.) This was way longer than I expected, whoops.

The squeal of tires alerts everyone’s attention to the arrival of Captain America. You watch silently as Clint and the girl in the front, Wanda, both climb out of the van, and you wait patiently, and nervously, to be introduced.

Your view blocked by the mostly windowless van, you strain your ears to hear. But your leg is bouncing from all the nerves and excitement coursing through your body. You can’t make out words, only accents and voices.

It appears that one of the men in the blue Beetle was Captain America, or at least you think so. The foreign voice you hear, conversing with Clint and Wanda, is deep and calming. Just like you’d imagined the national heroes voice to sound.

You freeze as you hear Clint’s voice approach the van. You don’t notice that you were holding your breath until the van door slides open and bangs, forcing you to exhale with surprise. The man that had taken up the full front row of seat to sleep, Scott, jumps at the noise. This was it. You had to make a good impression. Sure Team Cap, as Scott was nicknaming your fellow van travellers, needed as many enhanced as they could get, but you’re sure that there wouldn’t be anything stopping them from making you wait in the car if you appeared too immature.

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UNDERCOVER PT. 5 ~ MAFIA!BTS AU

omg attack on titan season 2 has me so fucking shook jdneidbsid i just ordered a choice with no regrets and I’m so happy I should collect more manga  - Admin Tamra


Paring: Jungkook x Reader ft BTS

Genre: Angst

Word Count: 1,024

!!!!VERY IMPORTANT WARNING: TORTURE, BLOOD, KNIVES, & KIDNAPPING IS IN THIS PART!!!!

PART 1 PART 2 PART 3 PART 4 PART 6 PART 7

MASTERLIST

“Hello (Y/N).”

Jimin?

Your head shot up upon hearing the familiar voice. His hands were behind his back and his expression was calm, too calm. The corner of his mouth twitched into a smirk as he watched the tears slide down your cheeks.

“Jimin! Oh, Jimin! Thank god,” you cry out in relief, you watched as he slowly walked toward you. “Untie me, please…”

His hands move to his sides and you can see a glint of metal in the light. A knife. It was at this point that you could tell, Jimin was not on your side. You gulped, slightly whimpering as he bent down to your eye level.

“Glad we can finally have some time to ourselves,” he whispers.

“Where’s Jungkook?” You ask, avoiding all eye contact with Jimin.

Jimin scowls at you and stands up. Crossing his arms, he leans against the table that you had just now taken notice.

“It’s always ‘Jungkook this’ and ‘Jungkook that’! When are you going to pay attention to me, Jimin, the one you actually love?” He yelled, making you nearly jump out of your skin. You had never seen him so unstable. Even when you were together, he never lashed out on you like this.

“I don’t love you, Jimin! You don’t love me either!” you say, trying to seem confident. It honestly scared the shit out of you that you were locked in a room with a fuming Jimin, who also has a knife.

He laughs and shakes his head, “If I didn’t love you, why would I still be here?”

You bite your lip, controlling yourself before you start yelling and potentially getting yourself into trouble. “If you love me then why did you cheat?”

He blinks, staring at you with an unreadable expression. It seemed like he was processing what you said, but he knew exactly what you meant.

Jimin shrugs, “I got bored.”

“So if i got bored and cheated on you with Jungkook, it would be okay?” You pry, still not understanding him whatsoever.

His hand slams down on the table, making you jump. He was literally seething by just the mention of Jungkook, “Stop saying his god damn name!”

Jimin walks over to you, knife in hand, and slowly presses the cold metal against your thigh. You whimpered as you felt it dig into your skin, causing blood to slip out of the small slit he made. This was only the beginning, little did you know, Jimin planned on scarring you mentally and physically.

“I’m sorry Jimin..!” you cry, trying to pull away from him, causing him to laugh. 

“Oh (Y/N), you’ve always been so ignorant,” he shakes his head and pulls the knife away from your skin. You let out a breath that you hadn’t even realized you were holding. 

“So, did you know?” Jimin softly asks, moving his hand further up your thigh. Your heart was pounding, and you were scared it was going to leap out of your chest. 

“K-know what?” you ask, trying to keep your voice as still as possible. He raised an eyebrow, hand sliding further up your body. 

“The mafia of course,” he says, picking the knife back up, slowly trailing a finger over the blade. He accidentally drew blood but as far as you could see, he didn’t even flinch. 

“I found out yesterday…” you answer, sighing as Jimin pulls away. 

“Hm… Well what did he tell you?” he asks, grabbing your arm and pressing the blade down into the skin. 

“N-nothing..!” You quickly reply, whimpering as you felt the pinch of the skin breaking. 

“I don’t believe you (Y/N)!” He cooed, dragging the blade across your skin. You cried out and tried to move but you were tied down to the chair, making it impossible to move. 

“He only t-told me who’s involved! I don’t know anything else!” You yelped as he dragged the blade over your skin again. He seemed to enjoy this too much, cutting the skin without much thought. Tears streamed down your cheeks as you continued to feel the pinching sensation of the skin breaking. As he continued to cut it, the less you felt. They weren’t that deep, but it still hurt like hell. 

Blood trailed down your arm as he slightly giggled, watching your hands clench and release, “Someone’s mad.“ 

“I fucking hate you Jimin!” You yell directly in his face. 

“Oh..?” He pulls away, “(Y/N) is getting an attitude with me?” He laughs and cuts your thigh before you can even react. It was deep, and it hurt worse than the many small cuts on your left arm. 

“Oh (Y/N). You are NOT to raise your voice at me.” Another cut. 

“You are NOT to be a smartass with me.” One more. 

“And you are NOT to mention Jungkook.” A deeper cut. 

“Understand that (Y/N)?“ 

You whimper and quickly nod your head, “Y-yes Jimin.”


“What the fuck do you mean she’s not down there?” Jungkook asked, shooting up from his chair. 

“I checked every room Jungkook, she’s not here,” Yoongi said, biting his lip. Jungkook was extremely hostile when angered and all of the boys quickly took notice. 

“Cameras. Check them.” He orders and runs down to the control/camera room with Yoongi and Hoseok. 

“Where’s Jimin?” Yoongi asks while running down the hall. “Not sure,” Hoseok replies, bursting into the room. He and Jungkook quickly check the hall cameras for the basement and get a shock when they see (Y/N) walk into the bathroom. 

Jungkook’s eyebrows furrow, “Rewind it.” Hoseok rewinds the video and reveals (Y/N) being carried down the hallway by someone with bright orange hair. The only ones who have strange colored hair are Jimin and Yoongi. 

Yoongi’s is a mint green and Jimin’s is orange. 

“Orange hair… Jimin!” Jungkook’s hand slams down onto the table, causing Hoseok to jump and for Yoongi to slightly flinch from the sudden outburst from Jungkook. 

“Where do you think they went?” Yoongi asks, in disbelief that it was actually Jimin. 

I don’t know. But when I find out, I’m going to beat Park Jimin to death with my own two hands,” Jungkook said.

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and if it was just how you wanted, you’d be glued to his bones