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Supposed to be unpacking and moving furniture around but instead I’m stuffing my face and laying around on the furniture 🙃also ignore my freckles. It was 98 degrees outside and they felt like intensifying and being annoying 🙄
So imagine the characters of fictional stories would get together at their own booth so that fans can hand them gifts and show their appreciation for their favourite characters. The villains, however, barely ever get anything, because nobody likes them.
Then you get people like me who always appreciate the villains in a story and find them more interesting than the main character.
Apparently behind the infamous elounor’s break up there is RBB.
The rainbow bondage bear was infact the main source of fights between father- to-be Louis(bc you know he is gonna be a father with banana junglepuff) and Eleounor Calder.
“The situation was bearly bearable” a source closer to the Tomlinson’s ex told exclusively for -insert insignificant neswpaper’s name here-.
“It was already difficultfor her to share her love with Tina and gretchen the bear was the last drop” says a friend.
The one direction’s member (btw did we ention he is gonna be a father with LA based stylist brianza junglebear daugther of a beutiful woman?) spent more time buying rainbow bondage gears and studying LGBT+ history than he spent with his girlfriend.
The Bear preferred to remain vague on his relationship with the singer and only stated : “I did not have sexual relationship with this man”
Band mate(and total enemy) Harry the lothario Styles who owns a sbb, says that they often dressed the bear together. For the ones wondering that’s totally not larry at all ,they are only strengthening their enemy-man bond!!
So Eleanor calder and the one who’s gonna be a father with brenda junglazzi broke up because of louis’ secret relationship with the bear.